#Where my gay witches at

[leafy-m]

It's amazing how I have zero interest in updating the wiki anymore, and yet all it takes is some rando popping in to add one shitty incorrect sentence and I'm immediately rolling up my sleeves and pulling out my books to Do It Right.

[cometblaster2070]

yk in regards to wicked people see themselves reflected in characters like elphaba, glinda, fiyero and nessarose maybe even madame morrible or something I don't fucking know but the one character who has got MY back and who knows what everything's about is absolutely that one munchkin girl in 'no one mourns the wicked' who could absolutely NOT keep her mouth shut and just had to involve her nosy ass in glinda and elphaba's business.

and yk what i love her for it go girl live your dreams I feel so seen because of you. like she had exactly ONE opportunity to ask this question and by god did she take it and she didn't even have to do much; she just got glinda started and bitch was like "an excuse to talk about elphaba???" and spilled her entire life story.

[lunarharp]

pretty & cute witch men

[ohmyemilydeschanel]

Ok so, I'm a little late to the party but I just finished watching Downton Abbey a couple of weeks ago (tv series and movies) and from the moment Ms Baxter showed up on the screen I fell in love with her voice and then with her character. After watching some interviews on youtube, I also fell in love with the actress herself, Raquel Cassidy. Not only she's gorgeous but she also seems to be such a sweet person. Then I watched The Worst Witch, which is a kid's show but I didn't care, I loved her character and again... her vooooice! In my head (and apparently I'm not alone in this) her character is obviously a lesbian and in love with her long time friend, so I read every fanfic I could find of them being happy together. AND THEN, looking through her filmography, I found out she did not only one but TWO movies where her character is in a sapphic relationship and I just died. That's it, Raquel Cassidy killed me.

Oh, and Happy Pride!

[haunting-hufflepuffs-basement]

I'm writing fanfic again. Give me muggle shit that the muggleborns would use and the wizard-raised kids are impressed by and steal. Kind of a "the wizards aren't as superior as they think" sort of thing.

Please keep in mind, it's gotta be stuff that 1) The wizards don't already have (so things like radio are out) and 2) Stuff that would have been widespread in the 70s.

So far I've got:

pens, pencils, erasers, markers, etc.

muggle fashion

punk rock and disco music

bicycles, skateboards, roller skates, etc.

Calculators

Arcade Games

Cigarette Lighters because the wolfstar in me will never die

Washing Machines

Heating Pads (read a great Romoine fic with this and am now shamelessly stealing it)

Squirt Guns/ Water Guns

Waffle Irons (I feel like I remember the wizards having waffles, but they definitely don't have the unhinged college student levels of making eggs, apples, and grilled cheese in a waffle iron. They lack creativity).

[noel-levine-fan]

i've seen people talk about sirius seeing noel for the first time and having a gay panic and while they are absolutely correct, have you considered the inverse

[void-in-the-middle-of-nowhere]

I do only ship Ame and Suvi as queer-platonics but gods if it isn't the most lesbian shit to see the woman u left behind looking different and as hot as always and to awkwardly tell her she looks good and then command your familiar to do summersaults in an attempt to make her hate you less

[murkyhazed]

so what lilia and jen are just dead like sharon and alice what the fuck

[lethal-effect]

My wicked hot take as a Canon Confirmed Bisexual myself, is that as noteworthy and important and shippable as gelphie is, fiyerba is just as valid even outside of a thropple/gliyerba polycule situation and i wish there was more content in the fiyerba tag that isn’t just about the polycule or about shitting on fiyerba/how much better gelphie is

[sqlmn]

OC RNG stuff.

-Lucinda is engaged to the oldest prince in a family of nine where there are 8 brothers and then the youngest is the only girl. She adores her future husband. -Ink Blot is a really dumb mage who acts as a street performer using fake magic despite being an actual mage. He just wants to be the center of attention. -Ruby and Luce are from the same plot (thank you RNG I love the dream wardens). They're part of different pairs and basically just patrol to keep dreams in check. Ruby and Luce also don't really meet each other in canon. Their routes don't overlap but they both interact with the main duo which is Colette and Marcus. (Ruby wants to beat Marcus up while Luce wants to kiss Marcus for what it matters.)

[leapinarmadillo]

ohhhh. i forgot that people used to say michael was getting surgeries in order to look like diana ross. ugh. i don't think there's anything to that but............ugh.

[leafy-m]

Had a dream that Olruggio confessed his feelings to Qifrey and after a moment of shock and oh, that explains everything now ala that zoomed-in eye moment from Kitchen, - they kissed a bunch. But then Qifrey tried to convince Olly that they should wipe their memory of the night because things are too complicated rn for a relationship, and Olly was like... "You're a terrible man for making me have to go through confessing again," and wondering if maybe they've done all this before.

And Qifrey was like, "well, maybe I was the one who confessed last time?" and Olly just stares at him like, no way. Because Olly would never have agreed to erasing their memories if he had witnessed Qifrey saying it.

So Qifrey pulls out a paper with the seal on it and gives a half-assed speech about how 'maybe in the future when things are more settled, then they can...' and Olly just watches him, knowing something is off but unable to piece together why. But he gives him another kiss and says he'll be holding Qifrey to it.

They each hold half of the paper and complete the seal. And then... wake up at the kitchen table, the paper a pile of ash beside them.

[honey-beebo]

i got the okay from my professor to write historically accurate fanfiction about witches in the 1500s for an assignment and i’m trying to figure out a way to write about the Wittebane brothers without making it too obvious or based too much/little in toh universe…….

[lunarharp]

lil thing i made for “sun & moon”, a ferdibert zine :-)

[jonathanrook]

okay so like. mymusic is about internalized transphobia. right. we can all agree on this. right.

like, i know that curtis's arc is meant to be allegorical for coming out as gay, but it makes a lot more sense for him to be trans, which means that the music genre(s) you like are akin to genders in this universe, or at least at mymusic.

following this logic, flowchart doesn't like music, making him nonbinary.

which two employees does indie resent the most? flowchart and nerdcore, both for their inability to conform to his rules of music taste gender. we know that indie puts a lot of effort into being a proper impassive hipster, which theoretically he shouldn't have to if that was truly who he was (not to mention that he does this to please his father, which, oof.) we also know that indie can envision himself becoming a nerd, which is specifically the subculture/stereotype most explicitly presented as being "trans."

[thebisexualwreckoning]

My dad’s in Kolkata right now for reasons (don’t ask me why I’m just as clueless) but he offered to bring me a couple of my books from my old place there and I had to sit here 8938 kms away having to choose between all of my children. What will the rest of them do??? I feel like bad mother choosing between her kids.