Hey, I'm Alice. I'm 31 years old and I'm from Brazil. I really love Bones, Emily Deschanel and Évelyne Brochu, so that's pretty much what you'll find here among other random stuff. I’m the kind of girl who is quiet in large groups or around people I don’t know; you only see the real me if we’re close. I smile and laugh a lot, especially at the most inappropriate times. I trip over air, up stairs, and over people’s feet. I am the hardest person to offend, but it is all too easy to make me feel horrible. I hate telling people about my problems; they don’t need to worry about me. I’m the one who listens to other people’s problems. I believe people should not be judged before one takes the time to get to know them, yet I am guilty of doing that exact thing. I love to think rather than talk. I’m awkward, clumsy, shy, strange, but this is me. Take it or leave it.
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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid
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the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal
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Why can't I just skip work and just go out with the girl I like?
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having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3
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Getting to kiss the woman of my dreams was not on my bingo card for 2024 but here we are 🥰
#and now my emotions are all over the place#literally tearing up watching cute videos on youtube#what is happening
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ignoring canon because i simply do not vibe with it
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#that's it #that's the show ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (2021- ) Season 4 | Episode 6 "Blow-Up"
#this show is so stupid like how many people will they kill in this building but it's the best thing ever LOL#only murders in the building
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GET TO KNOW ME ✰ [2/10] Female Characters ⤷ Dr. Temperance Brennan
"Two plus two equals four. I put sugar in my coffee and it tastes sweet. The sun comes up because the world turns. These things are beautiful to me. There are mysteries I will never understand, but everywhere I look I see proof that for every effect there is a corresponding cause, even if I can't see it. I find that reassuring."
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I just came out to someone I like (not like that) today and it went really well! I was really nervous because I spend quite a lot of time with her (work) and if things had gotten awkward I wouldn't be able to avoid her.
I usually don't tell people anything and just let them see what they wanna see. I just don't talk about my personal life like that, you know, but sometimes it's good to let people in.
#coming out#and i went aaaaaalllll out hahahah#told her I'm a lesbian and demisexual#even explained the whole spectrum#she's cool
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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool
i am going to eat my own entire skin
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Everybody says congratulations when you get a new job, or start a business, or buy a house, or have a baby, or get married, or buy a new car...
I just wanted to take a second out of the day to say congratulations to all of you who made it through a hard week this week.
Congratulations to those who are holding it together for the sake of the people you love.
Congratulations to anyone who thought about taking the easy way out and decided to stick around for a while longer.
Congratulations for showing up. Again.
You deserve all the love too.
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I've been planning a trip to England (September 2025) and I have little to no money in the bank, so I need to save as much as I can until then... but let me tell you, I'm having so much fun planning this whole thing like I just won the lottery 🤣
(btw, if you have any suggestions of places to go or things to do there, please let me know, I would love to read about it)
#so far I'm sure I'm staying in London and visiting Halifax for a day because I want to visit Shibden Hall#England#London#travel#halifax#shibden hall#tourism#I blame Anne Lister for everything#also.. I'm posting this here because I've been told i need to manifest my wishes#hello universe#help me out
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Accidentally fell in love with miss honey from Matilda (1996) again what are you gonna do about it
#same#I've recently been reminded that she was probably my first crush when I didn’t even understand things yet#i was born in 1993 so i was a tiny human when i first watched this movie but i remember being so captivated by miss honey#and then in 1999 this same actress was in the Bicentennial Man with Robin Williams and i thought she was the most beautiful woman ever#i didn’t even know it was the same person until much later#embeth davidtz#matilda
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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
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