Hey, I'm Alice. I'm 31 years old and I'm from Brazil. I really love Bones, Emily Deschanel and Évelyne Brochu, so that's pretty much what you'll find here among other random stuff. I’m the kind of girl who is quiet in large groups or around people I don’t know; you only see the real me if we’re close. I smile and laugh a lot, especially at the most inappropriate times. I trip over air, up stairs, and over people’s feet. I am the hardest person to offend, but it is all too easy to make me feel horrible. I hate telling people about my problems; they don’t need to worry about me. I’m the one who listens to other people’s problems. I believe people should not be judged before one takes the time to get to know them, yet I am guilty of doing that exact thing. I love to think rather than talk. I’m awkward, clumsy, shy, strange, but this is me. Take it or leave it.
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How long are you going to hold that grudge against yourself? It's not helping you get better, you know that right?
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WHY THE FUCK DONT PEOPLE WEAR HEADPHONES WHILE WATCHING VIDEOS IN CROWDED PLACES THAT ARE ALREADY FUCKING LOUD ENOUGH
#SAY THAT AGAIN BUT LOUDER#I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE WATCHING VIDEOS WITHOUT EARPHONES ON
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Fernanda Torres photographed by Sami Drasin for the Governors Awards.
#ok Academy hear me out#we will never forget 1999 when you stole the award from Fernanda Montenegro but I do hope 2025 bring AT LEAST a nomination for her daughter#Fernanda Torres' performance was BREATHTAKING#i cant stop thinking about it#and it's been 10 days since i watched the movie#I'm so proud of this movie i can't even#Fernanda Torres is a goddess#Fernanda Montenegro is also in this movie and ooooohhh my gooood#the movie - I'm Still Here - deserves to be nominated too#Brasil 🇧🇷#I'm still here#fernanda torres
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I wish every girl could see herself through wlw eyes. literally I find every kind of girl beautiful and stunning and drop dead gorgeous like if you’re self conscious about your curly hair? I love it. don’t like your soft belly? I just died. hate being tall? u r the tall gf of my dreams. wish you were taller? I want u to be my pocket-sized gf
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The biggest plot twist of the year was finding out I'm actually a romantic person.
#i just spent 2 hours trying to find the perfect song to send to her#with a little card and some candy#just because#nothing special#she's special
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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid
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the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal
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Why can't I just skip work and just go out with the girl I like?
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having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3
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Getting to kiss the woman of my dreams was not on my bingo card for 2024 but here we are 🥰
#and now my emotions are all over the place#literally tearing up watching cute videos on youtube#what is happening
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ignoring canon because i simply do not vibe with it
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#that's it #that's the show ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (2021- ) Season 4 | Episode 6 "Blow-Up"
#this show is so stupid like how many people will they kill in this building but it's the best thing ever LOL#only murders in the building
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GET TO KNOW ME ✰ [2/10] Female Characters ⤷ Dr. Temperance Brennan
"Two plus two equals four. I put sugar in my coffee and it tastes sweet. The sun comes up because the world turns. These things are beautiful to me. There are mysteries I will never understand, but everywhere I look I see proof that for every effect there is a corresponding cause, even if I can't see it. I find that reassuring."
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I just came out to someone I like (not like that) today and it went really well! I was really nervous because I spend quite a lot of time with her (work) and if things had gotten awkward I wouldn't be able to avoid her.
I usually don't tell people anything and just let them see what they wanna see. I just don't talk about my personal life like that, you know, but sometimes it's good to let people in.
#coming out#and i went aaaaaalllll out hahahah#told her I'm a lesbian and demisexual#even explained the whole spectrum#she's cool
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