#Whatever. Sure.

[hrokkall]

Transit

[bruhlesbian]

piggybacking off of the fantasy "au" i made with holly and misty, i keep on thinking of brian as also a knight, but dedicated to a (relatively normal) noblewoman.

really wanted to marry the concept of armor and lolita/dresswear, as i think its a underutilized concept (if i have to see one more. ONE MORE. fucking boob plate im gonna eat cement.)

the chainmail apron has my heart, as does anything with the cuirass, as it acts as a sort of corset (in that it breaks up the torso and provides a different kind of support) the greaves and gauntlets... i have to study more

[mommyashtoreth]

your opinion on my opinion: gomens fandom is exaggerating how 'sad' the s2 ending is. maybe im a heartless bastard but it wasnt that bad....? emotional sure but not the end of the world

Ehhhhh despite being The Complaining Complainer I'm certainly not one to pass judgment about like, an emotional reaction? Idk I feel like "sadness" is quite relative and isn't really something I can gauge for other people, and that's fine! If you wanna hear me complain, what I take issue with is the idea that the s2 ending is a BAD ending, especially "because it's sad." It's the low point in a traditional three-act structure, and VERY typical for the low point in a three-act romance. It's GOOD that it's sad, it's GOOD that it affects you, that's good tv. Can you believe it I'm up here defending goomer's status as "good tv." Nuts I know

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[cornmagnate]

Yeah anyway

[funkbun]

go play bugsnax

[sivsii]

also we fucked up as a society the moment we started telling teens and aspiring artists to conflate being an artist with building a brand as if the two things are inextricable. the name of the game if you want to share your art is to work a job and sell yourself as aesthetizied content. back in my day we could just POST SHIT. to deviantart! what the fuck!

[mellosghosts]

that one the pacifier 2005 scene but it's laura annoying logan just a few days before he fucking dies

[avenoire]

knock knock sonadow nation, may i come in?

🚪🧍‍♂️

[jeyneofpoole]

it is so strange to go to the grocery store and realize that 65 percent of the people there just hate me and will always hate me. i mean it’s not like i didn’t know before. but i don’t think people in blue states will ever understand that level of sheer hopelessness and total demoralization and i wouldn’t wish it on them. if you love or even just know a southerner please realize that we can hear what you’re saying about us and it’s not just one wall of bigots here. people are already talking about refusing aid to states like texas and florida in the case of another natural disaster and i am begging you to realize that we fucking live here too.

[s8ans]

girl what kind of deranged advice was this guy going around giving people when he wasn’t trying to kill them…. 😭😭

[cometblaster2070]

i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.

glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."

like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.

and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like

[ditzybat]

jason: what’s your darkest secret?

tim: i wrote the most kudos’d superbat fanfic on ao3

damian: i was his beta reader

jason: first you steal my costume, now you steal my spot as most kudos’d fic?!

[egophiliac]

DOGS

IN

SPACE

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.