#What do I name this

[ford-owner]

more of this au

[sundooisagoose]

Thinking of a name for this au

Shadow the darkling lmao

[not-so-randomblog]

here have a 2012 tmnt cryptic au before i go to bed

the turtes got split up from splinter somehow just after their mutation and end up in some river

unlike most turtles they stick together and grow up together

so as they get bigger they became easier to spot so they became a sort of folklore to that area after a couple of people spot them

they're very cautious of human (potentially due to some past interactions)

obliviously they wouldn't know how to use ninjutsu or their weapons because splinters not around to teach them (and couldn't)

they look slightly off putting as in, their arms, legs and necks look lil too long for their bodies

they also have webbed hands and feet, and their second eyelids are on almost all the time constantly

they use their long claws and sharp teeth for any self defense and hunting

speaking of hunting they mostly eat whatever they can get their hands on, Crustaceans, fish, maybe some plants

they also have never had human food before

or that was until they met April

[millietreks]

ATTN: World

Yesterday I had an epiphany. I have discovered a new form of measurement. It is a completely useless and unnecessary form of measurement, but I felt like Tumblr might appreciate it. Imagine a scatter plot, wherein the X axis measures level of literacy and the Y axis represents penis size. Basically, in one corner you’ll find Lea Michele and in the other you’ll find Chris Pine. This also works for fictional characters, imagine the graph again, but this time we’ve got Calico Jack in one corner and Stede Bonnet in the other. Now, Tumblr hive mind, please help me find a name for this potential dick size vs. literacy infographic. Thank you.

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[foolsocracy]

identity reveals are always fun

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.

You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?

Click on their name. And look at their profile.

I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.

"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.

"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.

Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.

Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.

Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.

I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.

Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.

[twinliches]

i helped an older man figure out the picture printing at the drugstore today. he was printing these beautiful pictures of birds he took during his birdwatching adventures. and he printed some extra for me as thanks!!!

aren't these just breathtaking. i asked him for his name so i could credit him and he said "i better not tell you. what if you remember my name and forget the bird's?" now that's a REAL birdwatcher. locked in.

look at this!! the European Bee-eater (Merops apiaster) in all its glory! so so so beautiful...

[housecow]

rolls for days!!!

[ddejavvu]

Just saw a TikTok complaining about ‘kitten’ as a pet name in fanfiction and while I do agree with/understand their discomfort on that one the comments were FULL of people mentioning all the other common pet names ?? Like honey babe baby sweetheart etc ?? Is your partner just supposed to call you by your name the whole time ????????

[umblrspectrum]

so like is it specifically planets the solver craves or can it get by with just eating dirt off the ground

[pokimoko]

Asexual bird? Please

How about two asexual birds?

[mcducky1356]

I painted my Skullcandy tmnt headphones, and I love how they turned out :)

[hinamie]

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