#What a lovely seal 💚💚💚

[tempfrangit]

He’s perfect, Bwuh

Seal Soap chibi, is that a thing? Please?

seal delivery!!!!!

it is a thing indeed!!! one of my first drawings of soap actually hehe

[ghost-bxrd]

I beg of you, more selkie Jason please 🥺. You hc about lil pup Jason saving dick was adorable. I need more, respectfully.

Gladly 💚💚

Jason retreats to the cave pools whenever he’s sacred/insecure and doesn’t resurface (apart for the occasional breath) for a long while. The first time it happens post finding out about his selkie heritage, Bruce thinks Jason must be sick and calls several vets and Leslie to cover the range of both human and seal diseases

Dick loves cuddling with Jason when he’s in his seal form (pretty sure I mentioned this before but it bears repeating ksksks)

One time when Dick is sad Jason looks like he bit on a lemon before draping his seal skin across Dick’s shoulders. Dick is too stunned and touched by the show of trust to stay sad much longer (mission accomplished)

Bruce has hours of footage of seal!Jason doing happy little spins in the cave pools and making little pup squeals. Every single video has at least three backups on different servers.

Bruce offers to have an actual pool installed for Jason to swim in (somewhere that’s not the caves) but Jason declines because the cave pools are perfect to hide.

At least one of the family take Jason to the ocean once a month minimum. Jason is too overwhelmed by the expanse of water he refuses to leave the car at all during the first trip. Dick takes him back a couple days later and just sits down with him in the shallows for an hour before Jason allows himself to shift. Later that day Bruce gets a short video to his phone that shows grainy footage of a grinning Dick diving through the waters with a wide eyed seal pup at his side. Alfred thinks Bruce is having a stroke because the man’s never worn such a big smile on his face before.

Alfred discreetly asks Leslie to test Jason’s blood for any deficiencies. Not much is known about Selkie physiology, so a lack of fresh seafood might be detrimental to his health. Thankfully that is not the case.

Dick tries getting Jason to do tricks with a ball exactly once. Jason insists he didnt know how strong his tail flip would kick the ball back in Dick’s face, but Dick can see the little shit laughing from where he’s nursing a bleeding nose.

The first time Bruce sees Jason waddling over the rough cave floor with his soft seal skin he panics so much he actually starts yelling for Alfred to “get down here right now!” and scoops the bewildered seal pup up in his arms to deposit him smack dab on the first flat and smooth surface he can find to inspect Jason for scrape wounds.

Jason eventually apologizes for the trick ball incident and proposes a peace offering by showing Dick some choreographies of swimmers performing together with the seals. Him and Dick end up learning an entire show and perform it for Bruce and Alfred for Dick’s birthday. (Dick misses the circus, and while this is very different from what he had once, this… this comes close. And nobody is in danger of falling)

Jason is hyper aware of his family’s inability to hold their breath for long and keeps close watch on them in the water, nudging them back to the surface when he considers it too long 🦭

[thesassypadawan]

What Are You Doing New Year's Eve (Clay x Wife!Reader)

Summary: It was a sweet, simple question.  One that you really didn’t take seriously at the time.  Considering it came for the lips of your charming, loving husband.  However after the twins had been put down, along with their newborn (2-week-old) sister, and the champagne began to flow freely.  The wholesome, quiet night in you had planned on…quickly transformed into…

Warnings: 18+ (mdni), because there’s sooo much of the smut.  Oral (fem receiving), premature postpartum oral (implied penetrative) smex, hint of a breeding kink, manipulative/possessive Clay, and…  his skilled tongue/thick, long dick.

Notes:  Happy Holidays, lovelies!  Welcome to track nine of my special holiday mix, What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve! ❤️💚

(Merry Christmas and Happy Belated Birthday, @fuckmyskywalker! 🎅)

- “What are you doing New Year’s Eve?”  Words muttered against the soft, crimson streaked skin of your soft tummy.  Gravelly voice rumbling through your tired, bloated body.  Sending sparks of apprehensive excitement to your neglected sore core.  “Mmmh…I can think a few things, angel.”  

- Hands massage and knead your ample, plush love handles greedily.  “Clay…”  Lips trailing, placing reverent kisses along the intricate web of stretch marks.  “It’s t-too soon…”   Descending lower, drawing ever closer to that quivering, pudgy mound.  “I can’t…we can’t…”

- Tongue glides across the delicate, see-through fabric.  Wetting, saturating.  Making it stick to your freshly shaven skin, together with your tacky arousal.  “Don’t be ridiculous…”  While his teeth graze over, canines nip lightly.  Gather up, grab hold of that band of frilly lace.  Pulling and tugging.  Tearing the scanty pair he had ‘lovingly’ gifted you for Christmas.  “Of course we can…”

- Hovering mere inches above.  His hot breath fans and washes over your swollen, soaked silt.  “Tonight is for celebrating…”  A hungry look flickering behind those cool, blue orbs.  As he gazes fiercely up at you from his place nestled between your thick thighs.  “And that’s exactly what we’re going to do…”

- Burying his face, he licks and laps…prods and teases.  Pushing past your velvety folds to wrap around, envelope your sensitive bud with his warm tongue.  Sucking lightly, groaning in contentment…unknowingly vibrating, stimulating that little bundle of nerves.  In a way that has your…

- Small hands fumble, lace through his golden curls.  Back arches slightly, hips rock shyly against his face.  “More, m-more…”  Weakly you mewl, eyes sliding shut.  Quickly losing yourself in how he rubs you deliciously, rolls your cute clit perfectly.  “P-please, more…”  So sloppy, so messy; oh, so wonderful.  “P-please, p-pretty please…”

- “Hmmh…since you asked nicely.”  Answering your desperate pleas; mouth suctions, seals over your tiny hole.  Tongue delves deeply, reaches those place that your stubby ones could never manage.  Coaxing the sweetest, filthiest moans from your parted lips.

- Cheeks go flushed.  That familiar heat rises up inside of you, begins to grow overwhelming.  “I…I…”  Arms and thighs start to tremble, shake.  Pace stutters and falters, becomes uneven.  “Ooooh, I…I…”  Gummy walls flutter and clench.  Breaths come out in feeble, shallow pants.  “Hub-Hubby…”

- Palms migrate, cup your full cheeks.  Squeezing them harshly, firmly.  Anchoring you to him, keeping you securely in place.  All the while guiding, moving you faster.  His tongue circling, plunging fervently.  Growling low…into your creamy center…

- Yanking on his locks, pathetic cry escapes…  Legs lock tightly, squishing and smothering Clay’s head with your pillowy flesh….  Gushing, convulsing…  Completely coming unraveled, undone…

- Spent, exhausted…you lay shaking, spread out on the lavish rug.  The heat from the crackling fire seeping into aching muscles.  Casting an orange glow on your sweat covered body.  Milky chest heaving slowly up and down.  “Th-that was amazing, but I don’t think-”

- “What are you doing New Year’s Eve,” he chuckles, muses.  Running his fingers through your puffy lips.  Gathering your sticky slick.  Covering and coating his painfully hard, leaking length in it.  His eyes locking, never leaving yours the whole time.  “Simple.  I’ll be doing the same as last year and the year after that…and after that.”

- Easily hooking your legs over his broad shoulders.  “Pumping you full, making sure you give me another kid.”  He bullies, forces his fat tip in.  “Don’t care what the doctor says”  And all you can do is take it, because…  “It’s how we ring in the New Year, our little tradition…”

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[chiscribbs]

I’ve been binging Rise of the TMNT with my sister lately and we’re both a little bit obsessed. This show is so good and the movie is just amazing - we’ve rewatched it like 10 times already. I especially like the art style of the show, it’s so shape-y and colorful and comic-like; the character designs and color palette are just really satisfying to look at imo.

Donnie and April have one of my favorite dynamics on the show (possibly tied with Donnie and Mikey, PB&J is just so wholesome). I knew I would love them from the very first moment I saw them interact and then episodes like the Purple Jacket and Donnie vs. Witch Town just sealed the deal for me. They have such great chemistry and anytime I see them sharing the screen, I become twice as invested. So I just had to draw this awesome pair having a good time and laughing about something together idk what, specifically, you decide - suggestions welcome. It’s what they deserve. 💜💚💛

Expect plenty more Rise art to come, ‘cause I’ve got a lot of ideas for these guys that I’ve been dying to share :> (As well as more TTS, now that my love for it has had a resurgence, lol)

[cutiecusp]

Vegas Part 2

So, this is part two to a set about our fave captain and a night in Vegas. 🎲♣️🎇

TW:/ Smut, coupling, talk of kink, brothers best friend trope. MDNI!

Sealed with a kiss.

His hands come up to cup your face, gentle holding you still as his lips explored you. The silver band cold on your flushed cheeks.

Urging you open, he devoured you whole, nibbling your lips, pressing his tongue against yours, a guttural moan trapped in his throat as he presses his body tight against yours.

"Mine." You hear him say, your back pressed against the bathroom cabinet.

"Such a pretty sight, dove, all for me." he continues. His hands leaving your face, and settling on your hips before turning you around, making you face the mirror.

"Look at you, so beautiful." He rumbles, his voice thick with desire.

You look at yourself, and you see all the memories of last night, the bite marks, the bruised flesh, and you look past it, and see more.

Your eyes are sparkling, your cheeks are flushed. You look happy.

"John, you know you'll have to let me out of this bathroom at some point." you admonish gently.

He huffs, and pulls away.

"I suppose i had better get some food in you." He relents.

💚

Holding his hand, you make your way out onto the restaurant terrace. You spend the next hour getting to really know each other, laughing at each others jokes and work escapades.

"You know, Johnny was right about you, love." John admits.

"You are something special."

You blush and finish your breakfast. His hand finds yours again, and you realise you havent felt this way about anyone, ever.

You return his easy smile, and pull him to his feet.

"I suppose i should check in on the girls, its supposed to be a girls trip after all." You say.

"Yeah, we need to facetime your brother at some point." He adds.

Pulling out your phone, you see a number of notifications from Johnny, and the girls on the trip, and you find the group chat swarmed with pictures of your wedding.

"I guess i must have dragged you down the aisle." You tease, showing him the pictures.

"I think we just got ahead of ourselves. i already knew i liked you before i met you." John admits, a little sheepish.

You raise an eyebrow. "Are you saying you stalked me, Johnathan?" You mock tease, clutching your invisible pearls.

"Less of the attitude, dearest or ill be forced to put you over my knee." He returns.

You blush heavily, unable to meet his gaze.

"Oh," He says softly. "You like that?"

At your nod, he pulls you out of the chair, and over his shoulder, you let out a giggle as he leaves the terrace and gets you into the lift to your room.

Caging you in, his broad arms either side of you, he leans in.

"Anything else i need to know, dove?" He asks, his voice low and deep.

You bite your lip in anticipation, your eyes travelling up his body.

"I like it when you take charge." You admit softly.

He hits the button, forcing the lift to stop between two levels.

"That so?" He asks, his fingers tracing up your side, tracing the swell of your breasts.

He lowers his head, and pushes your chest up to his mouth, encompassing your nipples through the fabric, before sucking hard, pulling a moan from you.

"Here's what we are going to do, wife." His voice like honey. He presses his body against yours, his leg between yours, creating friction where you want it most.

"I want you to take what you need, rub that beautiful body against mine. Get yourself close."

You nod, your body already obeying his command, heat flickers in your lower belly as your eyes roll with pleasure.

John kisses down your neck, taking care to kiss the bruises from the night before.

You maintain a rhythm, circling your hips against his thigh, the pressure of the fabric stimulating you further.

"J-John." you gasp. "Its a lot.."

"I know dove, but it feels good, doesn't it?" He replies easily.

You nod, as you feel yourself stumble through your feelings, he pulls away. His body taut with control, his breathing heavy.

"Not yet, the next time you come i want it to be on my face." He smiles, pressing the button to resume the lift.

💚

His eyes bore into yours as he pulls you into his side, anticipation flushing over you as you get closer to your room. After what feels like ages, you two get out and make your way down to your room.

Lifting you bridal style, he steps over the doorway with you, cradling you in his arms.

Placing you down on the bed, he pulls his top off, and you can't help but admire the body underneath. Strong muscular arms, a broad chest and a killer smile that would disarm anyone.

He leans over you, places kisses on your lips, cheek and neck before removing your clothes, leaving your top half bare to him.

"Absolutely beautiful." He says quietly, worshipping your skin under his touch as he makes his way down your body, before peeling your jeans and soaked underwear off.

"Fuck, love. Already so wet for me." He exclaims softly, taking you all in. His breath cool against you hot skin as he lowers his mouth to you, keeping eye contact as he licks a stripe between your folds.

Your hands tangle in his hair, almost greedy as you rock your hips against his mouth.

"John.." You breathe, white hot flashes appear behind your eyes as your legs shake. Holding onto his hair, you let out a whimper, the pleasure almost too much.

"Please, John.. please." You beg, searching for relief.

You feel him part your folds with his fingers, before entering you, slowly pumping his fingers inside of you, repeatedly hitting the most sensitive parts of you.

The pleasure is eventually too much, and you find yourself close. Afraid he will pull away again, you pull his face closer by his hair, certain that if he was to suffocate, he would go a happy man.

You reach your peak, sobbing his name over and over as you come, letting go of his hair, you pull him up for a kiss.

Tasting yourself on him makes your stomach flutter with need.

"John, please.. I need you." You say against his lips.

He nods, before ridding himself of the rest of his clothes, and kneels over you.b

"How, sweetheart?" He asks. You roll over onto your front, presenting yourself to him.

He caresses your spine, and slaps your behind, making you squeal a little.

"Ready for me, dove?" He asks before pressing himself into you, stretching every last inch, to the point where you feel like you could burst.

"Yes, John.. fuck.." You exhale, feeling full.

You feel his hand slip over your shoulder, and gently adds pressure to your neck, tilting your head back to meet his gaze.

"Such a pretty necklace, wife." He teases as he snaps his hips to yours.

"Don't look away, and I'll let you come again." He adds, his face flushed with arousal.

You nod, unable to look away. His eyes stared into your soul and found heaven.

His pace became more erratic, as he arched your back slightly.

"Play with yourself, love. Show me how you make yourself come. But you wait for me. Understand?" He says gruffly.

Your fingers trace circles over your clit, your cheeks pink, your eyes sparkling, and your body so responsive to John's.

A moan is torn out of your throat as he fucks you deeper. Pleasure tearing through your skin, making it feel like it's on fire.

"I'm close, dove. You ready?" He asks.

"Y-yes John." You gasp, feeling yourself tighten around him.

"Come on, pretty girl. Come for me. Come for your husband." John urges, as his hips collide with yours, and you feel him come inside you.

Stars flitter behind your eyes as you find your release, blood rushing to your head as you gasp for air.

He pulls out, and rolls onto his side, pulling you in for a cuddle. Pressing a kiss to your temple, you wait a few minutes before speaking.

"6 days of this?" You laugh

John looks at you at laughs, gruffly.

"Well. What happens in Vegas doesn't have to stay in Vegas.." he twiddles your ring on your finger.

"Happy to call it forever. Dove."

You lean over, and brush your lips over his.

"Seal it with a kiss." You tease.

💚

A/N I wrote this in a hour, so forgive the proofreading! @xoxunhinged has been my biggest inspiration so this is all thanks to her. Wasn't sure how I'd end it. But I hope you like it!

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[cha-melodius]

firstprince +💚

�� true love's kiss / magic kiss / healed (I said no more than 500 words and of course this is 589 lol. Sorry for the cliffhanger; I just can't help myself. send me a heart and get a ficlet)

When the summons comes, Henry refuses to believe it’s real.

It is, course—heavy paper, dark ink, embossed seal. Your assistance is respectfully requested concerning a matter of some urgency…

Henry doesn’t read the rest. He knows what it says. The whole world knows what it says. Every since the American President’s son was cursed and fell into a deep and unending slumber, which was supposedly only able to be cured by true love’s kiss, there’d been a steady stream of hopeful girls through the White House. Still, Alex remained stubbornly asleep. Henry hadn’t heard of any men being invited, though, which is one reason he’s convinced this was a mistake.

“The palace staff must have mixed up our mail,” he tells Bea, trying unsuccessfully to shove the invitation at her.

Bea just gives him an exasperated look. “It has your name on it.”

“Then someone at the White House made an error in addressing it.”

“Because ‘Beatrice’ is so close to ‘Henry’. Happens all the time, really. The other day I got a polo club invitation meant for you.”

“Really?” Henry asks.

“No,” she huffs. “This is for you, dumbass.”

Henry stares down at it, chewing his lip. “But why me? Out of everyone else?”

“You didn’t hear?” Bea asks, cocking an eyebrow at him.

“Hear what?” He’s been actively trying not to read news about Alex’s condition, actually.

“It’s supposed to be someone he’s touched before. Otherwise, he’d still be awake. Someone must have remembered you two shaking hands in Rio.”

“But Alex hates me,” he says plaintively. This is, of course, the other reason this must be a mistake.

“So, now’s your chance,” Bea tells him with far too much mischief sparkling in her eyes. “Go lay one on him, and he’ll never remember.”

“Bea,” Henry gasps, horrified. “I would never—”

She rolls her eyes at him. “It was a joke, Haz. But the fact of the matter is that you don’t have much of a choice. Think of how it would look for international relations if the Crown refused a request from the President.”

And so, Henry finds himself with sweating palms and his heart in his throat, staring down at the most beautiful boy in the world as he lays sleeping in his bedroom at the White House. The First Family are all wan and sallow as his interminable condition wears on them, but Alex himself looks vibrant, as if he’d just nodded off. Perks of magic sleep, Henry supposes. A terrifying woman in stilettos and pencil skirt gives Henry instructions that he barely hears, then they all file out to wait.

Henry wrings his hands and twists his signet ring and shifts on his feet, knowing he can’t put this off for much longer. He’s not sure what he’s more terrified of—that it won’t work, or that it will.

“I’m sorry, Alex,” he murmurs. For the past, for this, for what may come.

He leans in—and hesitates. The aroma of cinnamon strikes him, drawing him in like a gravitational field he can’t escape, and he sways closer. When their lips brush, Henry feels it—not the kiss, but the fire that it kindles under his skin, the flame that flashes down his spine and out to his toes, the inferno that sets him alight. It’s too much, it’s going to burn him up—

Alex’s lips part and he gasps, long eyelashes fluttering as he wakes, and Henry stumbles backwards. He stares at Henry, rubs his eyes, then looks again.

“It's you?!”

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[sprite-writes-fanfic]

Malleus Romance HCs

Slow Burning ❤️‍🔥

Word Count: 304 (it’s very short, I just wrote it in a doc because I love Malleus and I wasn’t writing in Tumblr that day 😭)

CW: Reader is referred to as you, other than that, nothing but fluff! 💚

💚… With Malleus, it's a slow burning romance that develops between the two of you as the two of you grow closer within time. He had never met another person like you before.

💚… Romance is an unfamiliar concept with Malleus, he had never had such feelings before. It was one day that he was talking with Lilia about you, that the old bat realized, this clueless dragon was in love!

💚… Lilia was overjoyed to say the least, his first romance was blooming, but Lilia had to take the time to explain in detail and in a way for Malleus to understand what love even was.

💚… Once Malleus knew, it was all over, and the young fae was now reading on how to court a human. He spent time talking with Lilia, because we all know Lilia’s an old man with a record of romance, and he managed to watch a few movies of some cheesy romcoms, which probably was a mistake, but he ended up kind of enjoying them.

💚… Once he learned, he started to court you; bringing you flowers, going on long strolls with you and talking with you about anything and everything, he wants to know everything about you.

💚… I can imagine study dates being a thing, he seems to know everything, (thanks to Lilia), and he’d be more than thrilled to spend time with you and help you.

💚… When he finally works up the nerve on one of your guys nightly walks, he’ll finally ask for you two to be official and seal the deal with a sweet kiss, right beneath the stars and the moon.

💚… Being with him is like a dream, he will treat you like royalty and you’d never have to worry about a day of feeling cold, hungry, unclean, etc., this man is gonna take care of you.

Hope you guys enjoyed! It’s short and honestly just a blip of random inspo while I was on break lmao.

[mentha-vacciniumrainbow]

Little Clara and Odette both had nightmares so they got to Carmilla and Zestial’s room and they sleep in the bed with their parents. 💚🖤

I like that. I like that indeed. Here you go!

《Little ones. What art thou doing awake so late?》 asked Zestial, rising to a sitting position.

Clara and Odette's attempt to climb on the bed had woken him. They were too small to succeed on their own, and he used his shadows to aide them, welcoming both girls in his arms to soothe them

《Did something happen? 》

《There's an angel at our window! 》 Cried Odette, grabbing the shirt of his pyjamas

Clara nodded alongside her

《We are scared! 》

《An angel? Art thou sure thou hast not dreamed? 》 Asked Zestial. It had been a recurring nightmare for both girls since the last extermination, and he was pretty sure that this time was no exception as well -the windows in the girls' rooms were sealed and covered at night, and not visible from their beds, for added security- but he still borrowed his spiders'eyes to inspect the perimeter, to be extra certain... Nothing amiss was found, and he relaxed a bit

《I saw it. It was horrible, all golden and withe, and it wanted to take us away! 》 insisted the blonde child, hiding her face against his body

《I didn't see it. But if Odette is scared, I'm scared too 》 agreed Clara, getting closer to him as well

He hugged both toddlers a bit tighter against his chest, his big hands completely covering their backs

《Doth not fear, nobody shall harm thee. Thou art safe here 》

《Have you checked with the spiders? 》 asked Clara, that found his lack of alarm reassuring

《Indeed. No angels in sight, mine precious. Would thou like some milk before going back to bed? 》

Odette shook her head, a few tears still coming down her eyes

《No, I don't want to go back, I'm still scared! 》

《I can sleep in your room, I'll protect you! 》 offered Clara, hugging her sister, but she was still a bit shaken herself

《No, I want mum. Can we wake her? 》 pleaded the child

Zestial turned to look at Carmilla that, laying next to him, seemed still immersed in a peaceful slumber. Her day had been so long, and the next one wouldn't be any lighter... The girls were still unsettled, but not too much, he could handle this on his own.

《Thine mother needs rest, little lambkin, I shall stay up with thee instead, is that alright? 》

《I want to at least sleep next to mum 》

《I want to sleep here too 》

Zestial smiled, kissing each of them on the top of their heads before moving them under the covers and tucking them in. Such compromise was a welcome one

《Alright little eanlings. Stay here and get cozy, I shall go to get thee both some milk 》

《And if the angel comes for real? 》

《Angels may not enter houses. And even if it does, I shall deal with it! Thou stay here, and doth not wake thine mother. 》

《Alright. But don't stay away for long! 》

《I shall come back in a matter of minutes, I promise》

When he returned with a tray and their favourite plushies, Zestial was not surprised to find both children asleep in their mother’s embrace.

He got back in his spot slowly, as to not disturb them, but as he went to kiss them on their foreheads, a little suspect found its way in his brain, making him almost chuckle as he caressed Carmilla’s hair

《Thou art awake, art thou not, mine dearest?》

Carmilla just smiled as he kissed her as well. Seeing the man she loves dote on their her daughters, was always the sweetest of dreams.

[carlos-in-glasses]

Thank you for the tag @whattarush @ironheartwriter @corsage

@lemonlyman-dotcom @bonheur-cafe @heartstringsduet @strandnreyes 🧡

This is from chapter 1 of Poet Fic (which also doubles as a TK sickfic). Planning to post this Sunday!:

Carlos is going to love saying I told you so.

TK started feeling headachy yesterday while getting ready to go out for their anniversary picnic. By the time they were rolling their smart red blanket out near a shady creek in the habitat preserve, TK was pawing bear-like into their wicker hamper, untwisting the cap of a chilled San Pellegrino in a panic. Carlos, quirking a curious brow, watched him glug almost the whole bottle in one go.

TK rapidly explained that his throat was dry. Didn’t want to use the word sore. But eventually he couldn’t stand it. The Camembert might as well have been garnished with razor blades, it hurt so much going down.

Carlos advised very sensibly this morning that TK call in sick, due to the throat-of-blades evolving overnight into an intense bronchial tickle. And now look. TK Strand has a fever, a runny nose, a fading voice, gross cough, crackly breath, and he actually did sneeze fifteen times in one minute this afternoon. Nancy counted. His headache, which he woke up with, has pooled ever-downwards into his sinuses, and his eyeballs feel like baseballs that have just been batted spectacularly in the World Series. Nancy said his cough sounded like, “The bark of a seal slapping dramatically down a theme park waterslide.”He laughed, trying to see the funny side, but then he coughed so much he heaved and Captain Vega said, “Okay, TK, office – now!”

Trying to see the funny side takes energy anyway. He slumps in his chair across from the boss who loves him like a mother, and checks the text message that came through a moment ago.

“Oh no–” he sits forwards, “Cap–”

“TK?” Captain Vega looks up from her clipboard, pen poised over a pink-toned slip of paper. “What’s wrong?”

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[witchkingdrawsthings]

Seal-ebrate Diversity - 2024

Happy Pride everyone ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤 May you seal-ebrate your diversity and what makes you, you. Here are some Pride seals because 1) I freaking love seals and 2) as a non-binary person, it didn't feel right not making a little something for this month. However, Pride isn't just for this month - it's for every month of every year. I hope you like the seals. If you have any flags you would like me to represent in seal form, please let me know!

If you like the look of my art, feel free to follow me on here or check out my socials/website below. Any follows are appreciated, much love to you all and wishing you a good day. 💜🖤

Social Media Links

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Art created in 2024 by Witch King Draws Things, a non-binary, disabled artist.

[drugs-and-daddyissues]

𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒, 𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐒

𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 After meeting Johnny after your breakup, you can't help the butterflies that flutter in your stomach. But he's not yours to touch anymore.

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 angst, mentions of cheating

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 Johnny Depp x gn! reader

𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓 ✔ I was listening to Depois by Marisa Monte (and crying over it) and I thought... What if the reader and Johnny meet each other years after a breakup/divorce? Like, they still love each other but can't be together (maybe because Johnny moved on with someone else). Are you feeling it too? Let me know what you think.

You were at an award show for actors and actresses, movie producers, just anyone in the movie industry. You were up for an award for best leading actor.

You were just sticking around until it actually started, sipping a glass of champagne, when- from across the room- you locked eyes with your ex-lover, Johnny Depp.

You have him a shy smile, your heartbeat quickening as memories of your past flashed in your mind. Every gentle touch, every affirmative word, every promise you two never got to keep.

On the opposite end, Johnny felt a pull to go talk to you. He watched the way you hair fell, the way your eyes seemed to captivate him and lure him away, like a siren's call

He made his way over to you, wearing his best confidence. "(Y/N)." He acknowledged, giving you a once over. "You look beautiful tonight." He whispered, his voice soft, just as it was all those years ago.

"I could say the same about you." You whispered back, taking note of all his features that you loved so dearly.

"I've missed you all these years, you know." He whispered to you, voice tender and affectionate, and you could almost imagine him reaching out and touching your face.

Just then, a female voice interrupted your soft exchange. "There you are, Johnny. I was looking everywhere." She whispered, immediately taking his arm in her hands. "Who's your friend here?" She asked before giving him an affectionate kiss.

Your heart broke.

"Oh, I was just leaving." You said, suddenly feeling out of place here. You hadn't even planned on seeing him here, and yet he'd found a way to cut open the stitches you'd put on your heart, sealing your relationship away.

Johnny thought about going after you for a moment, maybe in an attempt to salvage the relationship he had with you, as he saw your silhouette disappear. But he had a new relationship to focus on, as evident by the shiny rock on his girl's finger.

"They're nobody, sweetheart." He whispered to his fiancée, kissing her forehead.

┆ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓┆

𝐀/𝐍 I'm so sorry this was super short, I didn't have many ideas. I hope this does your request even a bit of justice @ghsttk!

🏅 taglist: @littlerobbinphantomhive19 @kittenlittle24 @ghsttk @trekkitkat @needz1nk @chronicallybubbly @mgajdaaa @mininiamh @amy-fontaine @bennwazzhere Thank you for your support 💚

[ghost-bxrd]

Missing selkie jaybin hours... I bring bribes, may we know more about him? 🥺❤️

ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ💸🌸🍕 <- bribe

Of course dear anon 💚

He was a little shit

All the seal drama. If Jay didn’t want to swim alone but had an argument with Dick or Bruce beforehand, he would just sit by the water’s edge in seal form and SCREAM at them, all mournful and annoying. The first few times, Bruce and Dick went near apoplectic with worry because Jason wouldn’t turn back to tell them what’s wrong and omg why is the baby seal screaming it’s ok Jason whatever pain you’re in we’ll fix it just hold on

Alfred pretends he’s been all cool about Jason and his being a Selkie from the beginning. In reality, he spent several weeks learning seal biology and researching the most productive way to incorporate more seafood and fat into Jay’s diet. Going so far as to blend shrimps and mussels into his smoothies

During a mission with the JLA Robin was still onboard a ship when it went down and got swallowed by the waves. This was pre-Selkie reveal. It was the one and only time people have ever seen several JLA members lose their cool on Batman, screaming at him how he could just leave his sidekick to die. Bruce was very confused for a second because he could clearly see Jason splash happily in the water a couple feet away.

Jason loved pulling drowning pranks and people who didn’t know he was a Selkie

Orm offered more than once to fight Batman for the right to raise him. Jason was very touched, Aquaman found more Bat contingencies about Atlantis after each attempt. (Bruce was less than amused. Dick kept laughing his head off)

[asdfghjklmals]

˚‧༶✩ SATORU GOJO

don’t get blocked! did you read the rules yet?

MALS' NOTE

i have nothing to say about him. only that i love him.

enjoy reading about oc gojo girlfriend and satoru’s love story and the phases of life they’ve gone through together since they met at jujutsu high. 💚

legend: ✿ = fluff ❀ = angst

✿ love at first fight how satoru meets oc gojo girlfriend.

✿ sleeping with the enemy two sorcerers, one bed troupe. follows ‘love at first fight’.

✿ the courage to try satoru wishes that oc gojo girlfriend and him could be more than just friends. follows ‘sleeping with the enemy’.

✿ souvenirs satoru brings oc gojo girlfriend home something that will remind her of him.

✿ meet the gojos oc gojo girlfriend meets satoru’s family for the first time.

❀ ✿ fated to love you satoru meets oc gojo girlfriend's family for the first time. follows ‘meet the gojos’.

❀ ✿ the honored one satoru's near death experience makes him realize what is important. oc gojo girlfriend learns a hard lesson. follows ‘fated to love you’.

❀ ✿ learn to love satoru finds megumi and tsumiki fushiguro and brings them home to meet oc gojo girlfriend.

❀ ✿ pinky promises oc gojo girlfriend teaches megumi something about promises with satoru. follows 'learn to love'.

✿ learning from the strongest satoru teaches megumi how to use his shikigami demon dogs for the first time.

❀ to be present suguru geto is sentenced to death by the jujutsu society. will oc gojo girlfriend’s love be enough to heal satoru's broken heart?

✿ back to school oc gojo girlfriend and satoru take megumi and tsumiki to sign up for school.

❀ ✿ seeing red oc gojo girlfriend and satoru have an argument.

✿ graduation oc gojo girlfriend and satoru graduate from tokyo jujutsu high school!

✿ safe haven oc gojo girlfriend and satoru go apartment hunting to fit their unconventional family of four. follows 'graduation'.

✿ fairytales tsumiki thinks yours and satoru's love story is based off of a fairytale.

✿ morning routine satoru and oc gojo girlfriend's morning routine. NOTE: tumblr added a content warning, but it's sfw.

✿ lilies & roses happy mother's day oc gojo girlfriend!

✿ sugar daddy happy father's day satoru!

❀ break up to make up oc gojo girlfriend’s and satoru’s biggest fight ever.

✿ butterflies til' this day, oc gojo girlfriend still gives satoru butterflies.

✿ the purrr-fect approach tsumiki asks satoru if she can have a cat.

✿ forget me not satoru forgets oc gojo girlfriend’s birthday.

❀ ✿ wherever you are tsumiki asks satoru if she can study abroad.

✿ domain expansion: unlimited apologies satoru and oc gojo girlfriend tell their students about the first time they sparred

❀ sealed & delivered satoru arrives in shibuya but is sealed in the prison realm. megumi has to deliver the bad news to oc gojo girlfriend.

THE BABY GOJO CHRONICLES

✿❀ accidents oc gojo girlfriend finds out she's pregnant, what will satoru think?

✿ milestones short stories of oc gojo girlfriend and satoru's pregnancy journey.

✿ cravings oc gojo girlfriend's cravings keep her up at night.

✿ baby moon satoru and oc gojo girlfriend's last vacation together before baby gojo arrives (happens in the middle of milestones).

✿❀ hello baby baby gojo is born 💚

✿ morning routine 2.0 satoru and oc gojo girlfriend’s updated morning routine.

✿ date night vs. babysitting night megumi offers to watch satoru’s and oc gojo girlfriend’s child so they can go on a date.

✿ lilies & roses 2.0 oc gojo girlfriend and satoru celebrate baby gojo's first valentine's day!

✿ grateful for you oc gojo girlfriend and baby gojo’s night routine has to include satoru.

✿ confectionary distractions oc gojo girlfriend and satoru battle against their child in the game of clipping fingernails.

✿ the sweetest sight satoru and oc gojo girlfriend take their child out to get a sweet treat. 🍩

© 2023-2024 ASDFGHJKLMALS — all rights reserved. please do not copy, translate, or repost my work.

dividers provided by @/anlian-aishang

[ghoulangerlee]

“Interlocking your fingers above your head while making out passionately” with swissalps? 💚

howdy howdy hi, sorry for the delay on this please enjoy some swissalps making out and some good ol fashioned over the clothes grinding that doesn't actually lead to anything because they're silly and sometimes they just wanna make out without having to worry about coming I guess 😂

-

Swiss's fingers fit snugly between Mountain's as he presses the taller ghoul into the bed, a wide grin on his face at how easy he goes down, at the blush across the bridge of Mountain's nose.

He wants to tease him, use his words to have Mountain squirming and whining under him but he holds off—just barely, instead, he squeezes both of Mountain's hands before diving down and sealing their mouthes together.

A purr rumbles deep within Mountain's chest as he spreads his legs wider, welcoming Swiss closer and closer until they're pressed so tightly together it's hard to tell where one of them stops and the other begins.

A bite, gentle and teasing against Mountain's lower lip has him gasping softly, dull and human teeth sinking into his flesh for a moment before a tongue follows, flicking across the slight indents.

This time, it's Mountain who squeezes Swiss's hands, white knuckled as he arches up into him with a groan, breaking the kiss after a few moments to pant openly into the space between them.

"Do you wanna fool around?" Swiss mumbles as he mouths at Mountain's jaw and Mountain can feel the wide grin, can smell the playful arousal in Swiss's scent.

He laughs, breathless and quiet as he hooks a foot around Swiss's leg, using what little leverage he can get to grind up into the crease of his thigh, "That answer your question?" He shoots back, feeling and hearing Swiss's answering laughter before his mouth is once again taken in a kiss.

Mountain hums softly, squeezing at Swiss's hands gentle and continuous as he kisses back, slowing it down into something less frenzied and sweeter as Swiss trills softly into his mouth.

For a while, they carry on this way, grinding slow and sweet against each other as their combined scents fill the room, trading lazy kisses back and forth all the while. Each time Mountain tries to pull his mouth away for longer than a few heartbeats to breathe, Swiss makes a sort of sad noise before diving back in for another kiss, stealing Mountain's breath all over again.

Lightheaded and giddy with it all, Mountain let's him, squeezes Swiss's hands until Swiss is squeezing back, making happy noises into his mouth as he does his best to ruin kissing anyone else for Mountain.

(And well, Mountain has kissed a lot, he loves with his whole body and soul and gets just as much if not more back from others, but he's never been able to find anyone who steals his breath away quite like Swiss does.)

At some point, Mountain realizes that they've stopped grinding against one another, that Swiss is just resting against him now, warm and firm, a heavy presence keeping him weighted down—his arousal is second to the burning need to see how long it takes for the two of them to get tired of kissing.

(The answer here is never, he will never get tired of kissing Swiss and being kissed by Swiss, their lips sliding together in an intimate dance as they lose time and get drawn into one another.)

When Swiss pulls away finally, his lower lip is a little swollen where Mountain had been biting at it, sucking it into his mouth each time Swiss would dive back in for another kiss. He grins at Mountain, fluttering his lashes playfully, "You good there, big guy?"

Mountain licks his lips and grips Swiss's hands tight, "Good," he responds, and then he's rolling them over until Swiss is under him and he can press him down into the bed, "Really good, song bird," he murmurs, muffling Swiss's laughter with his mouth as he goes in for another kiss.

[adrielrook]

I just love these two so much I don’t know what happened this Eurovision, they’re the best, the amount of joy they bring me I swear!

I saw someone already drew them with Edgar, their baby seal, and I wanted to draw it too *sobs*

💚🦭💖