#carmilla carmine is a good mum

[mentha-vacciniumrainbow]

Little Clara and Odette both had nightmares so they got to Carmilla and Zestial’s room and they sleep in the bed with their parents. 💚🖤

I like that. I like that indeed. Here you go!

《Little ones. What art thou doing awake so late?》 asked Zestial, rising to a sitting position.

Clara and Odette's attempt to climb on the bed had woken him. They were too small to succeed on their own, and he used his shadows to aide them, welcoming both girls in his arms to soothe them

《Did something happen? 》

《There's an angel at our window! 》 Cried Odette, grabbing the shirt of his pyjamas

Clara nodded alongside her

《We are scared! 》

《An angel? Art thou sure thou hast not dreamed? 》 Asked Zestial. It had been a recurring nightmare for both girls since the last extermination, and he was pretty sure that this time was no exception as well -the windows in the girls' rooms were sealed and covered at night, and not visible from their beds, for added security- but he still borrowed his spiders'eyes to inspect the perimeter, to be extra certain... Nothing amiss was found, and he relaxed a bit

《I saw it. It was horrible, all golden and withe, and it wanted to take us away! 》 insisted the blonde child, hiding her face against his body

《I didn't see it. But if Odette is scared, I'm scared too 》 agreed Clara, getting closer to him as well

He hugged both toddlers a bit tighter against his chest, his big hands completely covering their backs

《Doth not fear, nobody shall harm thee. Thou art safe here 》

《Have you checked with the spiders? 》 asked Clara, that found his lack of alarm reassuring

《Indeed. No angels in sight, mine precious. Would thou like some milk before going back to bed? 》

Odette shook her head, a few tears still coming down her eyes

《No, I don't want to go back, I'm still scared! 》

《I can sleep in your room, I'll protect you! 》 offered Clara, hugging her sister, but she was still a bit shaken herself

《No, I want mum. Can we wake her? 》 pleaded the child

Zestial turned to look at Carmilla that, laying next to him, seemed still immersed in a peaceful slumber. Her day had been so long, and the next one wouldn't be any lighter... The girls were still unsettled, but not too much, he could handle this on his own.

《Thine mother needs rest, little lambkin, I shall stay up with thee instead, is that alright? 》

《I want to at least sleep next to mum 》

《I want to sleep here too 》

Zestial smiled, kissing each of them on the top of their heads before moving them under the covers and tucking them in. Such compromise was a welcome one

《Alright little eanlings. Stay here and get cozy, I shall go to get thee both some milk 》

《And if the angel comes for real? 》

《Angels may not enter houses. And even if it does, I shall deal with it! Thou stay here, and doth not wake thine mother. 》

《Alright. But don't stay away for long! 》

《I shall come back in a matter of minutes, I promise》

When he returned with a tray and their favourite plushies, Zestial was not surprised to find both children asleep in their mother’s embrace.

He got back in his spot slowly, as to not disturb them, but as he went to kiss them on their foreheads, a little suspect found its way in his brain, making him almost chuckle as he caressed Carmilla’s hair

《Thou art awake, art thou not, mine dearest?》

Carmilla just smiled as he kissed her as well. Seeing the man she loves dote on their her daughters, was always the sweetest of dreams.

[mentha-vacciniumrainbow]

I live for the Zestmilla hint, but this was genuinely hilarious

I also want those adoptive parents or not idk 👨‍👧

[hells-wasabii]

Hi could you pretty please do velvette x reader who is Carmilla youngest daughter and how her family reacts (plus zestial pls I ship him and Carmilla so I feel like he's a step dad)❤️

A/N: I blacked out and wrote this.... but yeeees LISTEN!! I love Velvette so much, its not even funny and i had a lot of fun with this prompt! I didn't realize how much i wrote for it until it was too late, and by that point, i really couldn't stop. but I hope you enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it! ps i honestly ship them too

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Character: Velvette

Type: Headcanons + Drabble (Velvette x reader who's Carmilla's youngest daughter, General with a bit of Angst and Fluff sprinkled in)

For Velvette, she actually entered into the relationship not really knowing who your parents were. You never brought it up and she never really asked. It didn't really matter to her, since, ya know, you're the one she's dating, not your mum and dad, or step-dad from what you've mentioned.

Honestly, she should've seen the similarities. They were there for sure, but let's face it, there are so many demons in hell that it was probably just a coincidence, right?

Carmilla also knew you were seeing someone as well, though she really figured that you would bring this special demon around when you were ready.

Oh, they were both wrong. So very wrong.

They found out simultaneously, of course, as cliche as it was. You were on an evening out with Velvette with no clear destination in mind, just simply enjoying the evening and each other's company when the next thing you knew you were face to face with your mother.

It... didn't go too well.

What had once been a peaceful evening nearly dissolved into a turf war all in an instant. If you hadn't been able to separate the two with a promise to talk to both separately later there was no doubt that everything in a three-block radius would be collateral.

Zestial and your sisters would find out soon thereafter, Carmilla of course telling them when they see her come home looking quite distraught.

As stated before, to Velvette, it really didn't matter. though it did sweeten the deal. It would give her plenty more opportunities for her to provoke the arms dealer, something that she already took a great deal of pleasure in.

Zestial would be skeptical of the relationship at the start but eventually comes to accept it fully. His patience won out this time. He's seen more than enough relationships like this go up in flames and he'd never want that for you. He considered you a daughter after all.

As for your sisters, both of them were simply happy that you were happy. They were more worried about how y'alls mom would react. And you can't tell me that they didn't already know, either.

Carmilla on the other hand... To her, family is everything. I mean, she killed an angel for you and your sisters. She'd do anything for her kids, and that includes keeping someone like that upstart from breaking your heart. She wholeheartedly believed that Velvette was only dating you to get one over on her. It really comes as no surprise when she goes all the way to Vee Tower to confront the youngest overlord herself.

"You need to stay away from my daughter."

The fashionista bit out a curse as a needle pricked her finger. Velvette doesn't usually startle easily, but shit, between her being completely focused on finishing and the fact that her workshop had previously been silent save for any sounds that she had been making herself, she thought that even the most stone-cold bitch would've jumped.

What good was the security for if those nitwits couldn't keep unauthorized demons out of her workshop? The influencer swore that if any blood got on the material for this dress she'd personally kill the guards and whoever-

Oh.

Of all the people she expected to see, Carmilla Carmine, the uptight weapons dealer, and apparent mum of her girlfriend, was not one of them. Or actually, scratch that. She was completely expecting this to happen sooner or later.

"Well, it sucks to suck then, wrinkles, I'm not going nowhere." The fashionista bit back, a smirk settling on her lips that quickly fell when the older woman tried to push her point.

"I know what you're trying to do and it-"

"Obviously you don't." All mischief gone from her tone, Velvette set her work to the side, careful not to crumple the fabric. She rose to her feet and began to cross the room to Carmilla, who in turn stood taller, determined not to let this miscreant make a mockery of her, her family, and most importantly her youngest daughter. "I hate to break it to you, but the only way I'll break it off is if SHE wants to."

Velvette paused, her eyes boring into Carmilla's with a conviction and passion that the arms dealer hadn't felt from the influencer before. When the younger woman spoke again, her voice was softer than before, laced with a sincerity that would leave the mother speechless.

"I love her."

Its this singular interaction that leads to a truce between the two (technically five if you include Zestial and the Vee's) Overlords. They would come to some sort of mutual understanding that if both of them were to be in your life, they'd have to play nice. At least in front of you. At Overlord meetings, well, that's a whole different story.

[hypequeenves]

ALASTOR RADIO SHOW

So this has been sitting in my brain for a really long time. I've made about a 50 minute video on what Alastor's Radio Show might sound like. Because I am who I am I've also put some references to Vesper in there, because of course I did. The full video is will be up on YouTube https://youtu.be/zWNpshsogiQ?si=0Ct8ygRoAYF1-f4u , but it’s quite long so here is some of my favourite clips and also the ones pertaining to Vesper's story!

INTRO:

SUBTITLES: Ah, good evening, my devilish comrades! It's been an eternity since I last graced the airwaves! What with those celestial attacks and constructing a spiffy new studio, I've been positively swamped. So, do pardon my absence from our nightly rendezvous. But fear not, for I've returned with a vengeance, ready to regale you with tales that'll send shivers down your spine! But before we delve into the depths of the night, let's ponder a question that's been buzzing in the back of our minds: Is VoxTek Angelic Security as impenetrable as it claims? Or are we merely being hoodwinked by the corporate demons? Fear not, my friends, for we shall uncover the truth. But first, let's kick off this evening with a toe-tapping tune, "Let the Good Times Roll" by the incomparable Louis Jordan. So, let's not waste a moment more, shall we? Or as they say: Laissez le bon temps rouler!

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YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO BE ON THE SHOW? TW: Screaming, Crying, Someone is in PAIN BEWARE! (Also, I can't tell if its cringe or not)

SUBTITLES: The song slowly comes to an end, when the mic goes hot again you can hear someones panicked breathing along with Alastor humming. There is the sound of a knife hitting the table and then a scream. ALASTOR: Quiet now dear - You’re ON AIR. Can you be quiet for me now? VICTIM: mhm... ALASTOR: Yes? VICTIM: Yes. ALASTOR: Good. While I finish up with our distinguished guest here, let me deliver you a delightful ditty, that is just the perfect amount of ironic considering our current company. Here is "Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out" by the sensational Bessie Smith. The breathing gets more intense until they scream, but their scream is cut short as the mic goes cold again.

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AIRWAVE ALERTS w ALASTOR!

SUBTITLES: Wasn't that just the most delectable interruption. Well as promised: Here is Airwave Alerts with Alastor. There seems to be a string of murders in the Mafia and Weapons District of Pentagram city! You heard me right, murders! It seems that the perpetrator is using angelic bullets to take out their targets. And although I would like to stake a claim on these murders, I cannot take credit for another's work. While the culprit remains a mystery, where they seemed to have acquired the weaponry is not. Unusually Carmilla Carmine has seen fit to stay silent on the topic. One would hope that she would be able to make a public statement soon.  Ah, while you mull over that jaw-dropper, let me serenade your senses with a tune that'll have you tappin' your toes and hittin' the road in style! It's none other than "Route 66" by the legendary Nat King Cole. So sit back, relax, and let the smooth sounds of this classic take you on a ride down that ol' highway of dreams!

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UPDATE ABOUT CHARLIE:

SUBTITLES: Ah, listen up, denizens of the infernal realm! It's time for a little update from the Princess of Hell itself. Seems our friend Charlie Morningstar has taken matters into her own hands, bless her devilish heart. She's put forth a petition for those brave souls willing to stand tall in the face of the next extermination - should it come to that, of course. Now, I hate to rain on anyone's parade, but our heavenly counterparts up above have been keeping mum on the matter. And let me tell you, my dear fiends, that's not exactly music to our ears! But fear not, for there's a glimmer of hope yet! If you're ready to lay down your very essence to defend our infernal home from these angelic invaders, then you best hotfoot it over to the Notice Board smack dab in the centre of cannibal town. Sign your name with pride, for in unity lies our strength! (slightly less enthusiastic) Or something along those lines. With that obligatory bit of unpleasantness addressed, my dear listeners, it's time to lighten the mood and spread some cheer! This next tune is dedicated to none other than our beloved Charlie Morningstar, the beacon of hope in this dark and dreary place. So kick back, relax, and let the melodies of "You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile" by Charles Strouse and Martin Charnin wash over you. Remember, my dear souls, even in the depths of Hell, a smile can work wonders!

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GOSSIP ABOUT VESPER:

SUBTITLES: Well, well, well, my curious listeners, have I got a spicy tidbit for you! It seems our resident pop sensation, the one and only Vanessa LaBlanc better known by her stage name Vesper, has been spotted gallivanting around town in the company of none other than Asmodeus, the King of Lust himself! Now, isn’t that a twist? It's been a hot minute since the Cardinal Sin of Lust graced the Pride Ring with his presence. So, what devilish plans could he be concocting with our delightful Vanessa? Ah, my dear sinners, the plot thickens! But fear not, for yours truly will be keeping a close eye on this tantalizing tale. So stay tuned, my friends, for the juiciest gossip this side of Hell. Up next the weather! But before we delve into the forecast, let's soar among the stars with the timeless crooner himself, Frank Sinatra! It's time to let the velvety voice of Ol' Blue Eyes serenade us with "Fly Me to the Moon." So close your eyes, let the music carry you away, and dream of celestial delights as we prepare for the weather—though, as I suspect, the forecast may indeed call for a storm of scandal!

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If you made it this far - if no one has told you today, you're amazing!

[im-just-a-br0adway-baby]

It was the greatest time of the month; the girls and Angel Dust were having their monthly sleepover in the hotel lobby! Everyone broke out their coziest onesies for the occasion, bought so many snacks and alcohol that they would have enough leftovers for next month’s party, Charlie and Vaggie brought up all the games they had in the lobby, and they ordered enough pizza for them to have as leftovers for lunch the next day. Charlie, Vaggie, Angel, Niffty, and Cherri Bomb set their sleeping bags in a circle in the middle of the lobby so they do not have to move them when they are playing their sleepover games.

The party started with a couple of rounds of Fuck, Marry, Kill, the girls’ and Angel’s favorite game. They would try to find some of the most unhinged people around hell that none of them would imagine any of them being with, just for laughs. They did not want to put obvious names out there because it was not as fun. They wanted to be as obscure and unhinged as they possibly could just to see what they thought of everyone in hell they do not know as well. As always, Angel went first because he always volunteers to go first.

“Okay, Angel, your three are Rosie, Sir Pentious, and that one Imp that we saw when we were at the beach together that lost their bathing suit top in the ocean!” Charlie started off as the rest of the girls laughed.

Angel blushed and giggled when Charlie mentioned the Imp they saw at the beach that past summer. That summer, the crew went on one of their beach trips and Angel noticed an Imp in the water that lost their bathing suit top after coming out. Angel could not help but giggle to himself when seeing them and Husk asked him what was so funny. Angel subtly pointed to the Imp and Husk spit out his drink, trying to hold in his laughter as much as he could. He thought for a bit before answering the question.

“Cherri’s gonna kill me for what I’m about to say. I would probably marry Sir Pentious because he did become such a great friend after a while and he was always so chill.”

Cherri gave Angel a joking glare. “I know this is hypothetical, Ang; plus, I know you miss him just as much as I do.” Cherri and Angel put their arms around each other and held each other in a tight embrace.

“Thanks, Cherri; anyway, I would probably fuck the Imp we saw at the beach last summer. I think I will have a good time with him.”

The girls laughed when Angel mentioned that. Seeing that Imp losing their bathing suit top was such a memorable moment that past summer for Angel that Charlie had to mention them at one point that night.

“And I guess I would have to kill Rosie. I know if Alastor was here, he would beat the shit outta me for saying that.”

The girls each gave him a pat on the back and laughed together again. “Okay, Cherri, it’s your turn. Your three are Zestial, Mimzy, and Travis.”

“Wow, well I know I sure as fuck would kill Mimzy. I don’t give two fucks if Alastor would beat the shit outta me for saying that. Based on what you’ve been saying, I would probably fuck Travis. I know you told me so many stories that I feel like it would be a good time. And I guess that leaves marrying Zestial. That would make me your second step mum, Vags.”

Vaggie laughed and lightly swatted Cherri in the arm. She told the hotel so many of her experiences with the Carmines that they all know that even Zestial is a big part of her life now too.

“I wouldn’t mind having you as a second stepmom, Cherri; as long as you don’t mind me tormenting you as much as I torment Carmilla and Zestial with Clara and Odette when I see them,” Vaggie laughed.

The girls and Angel laughed again until Cherri interrupted their session. “Alright, Nif, it’s your turn. Your three are Verosika Mayday, that head Seraphim Charlie and Vaggie met in heaven that one time, her name was Sera? …and Angel’s brother, Arackniss.”

Niffty giggled before saying anything. They all went to see Verosika in concert a couple months ago and Niffty openly said she would smash if she was into girls in the first place. She could not believe Cherri remembered that.

“Okay, I would probably fuck Verosika because I was only half joking when I said that when we went to her concert. I would kill Sera after hearing about your trip to Heaven, Charlie, and that leaves marrying Arackniss. He does have that bad boy edge that I love, and I’m sure Angel would love having me as a sister-in-law.”

“You’re already a great little sister, Niff. Havin’ you as a sister, or sister-in-law in this case, in real life wouldn’t change our relationship,” Angel replied.

“And you’re already a good big brother to me too.”

Niffty crawled over to Angel to give him a hug. She decided to spend the rest of the game sitting in his lap.

“Well, it’s your turn, Vaggie; I’m going to give you Emily, Alastor, and Lucifer.”

Vaggie blushed as her eyes widened at the choices. The fact that Niffty would suggest her own girlfriend’s father in the first place was pretty messed up.

“Well, I already know I would kill Alastor; he’s so annoying that I wouldn’t mind if he just disappeared altogether. I’d fuck Lucifer only because marrying him would be super weird, and I wouldn’t want to be both Charlie’s girlfriend AND stepmom.”

“That sounds like a weird porno that Val would come up with,” Angel interrupted.

“Actually, someone banging their girlfriend’s dad would already be a porno Val would come up with,” Cherri added.

Vaggie tried her hardest to hold in a laugh before continuing. “And that leaves marrying Emily. As much as I hate when she’s too close to you, Charlie, I guess a threesome would sound pretty good. Besides, she was very sweet to us during our trip and the only thing better than one Charlie is two Charlies.”

Charlie hugged her girlfriend as tightly as she could. “I would be more than happy to have Emily join our relationship if that was an option. Besides, I knew you liked her and thought she was sweet deep down!”

Vaggie rolled her eyes and they let go of each other. “Okay, Charlie, you’re the last one. I’m going to give you the Vees.”

Charlie was not the biggest fan of any of the Vees, and all of them were always extremely rude to her, which made this much harder for her. If it was an option to kill all three of them, she would just go with that.

“You know that killing all three of them is not an option, so if I only had to kill one of them, it would be Valentino because of how he treats Angel. I don’t know how pissed Alastor would be if he heard me say this but I would probably fuck Vox, and that leaves marrying Velvette. I guess that’s better than marrying a rapist and a crybaby.”

The girls and Angel laughed for a while and each took a shot of vodka.

“I’m sure I would say the same thing, and I knew Valentino would be your first pick for kill,” Angel laughed before taking another shot.

“Of course, I care about you too much to not have Valentino be my first kill.”

The girls and Angel laughed some more and took a few more drinks before they decided to move on to the next game.

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Once the pizza was delivered, the girls and Angel decided to play a round of MASH. It was Vaggie’s favorite game to play at sleepovers when she was little, and she would play sometimes with Charlie, but this was a time she would get to play with more people, which made it more fun. Everyone wrote down their picks for each category on a piece of paper each before putting them face down and passing it to someone else. They flipped them over to see the picks that were chosen. Many of them were funny, many were undesirable, but overall, they knew it was going to be a fun game.

“I’ll go first, and Angel, you can draw the swirl on this blank piece of paper. I’ll close my eyes when you start drawing, and I’ll say stop and you will stop drawing the swirl,” Charlie explained.

Angel started drawing a swirl on a blank piece of paper as Charlie closed her eyes. He continued drawing until Charlie said, “Stop!” She counted the lines in the swirl and used that to eliminate the choices given to her until she was left with one choice per category.

“Okay, it looks like I’m going to marry Lute, I’m going to be a… body painter? We’re going to live in a shack in the Lust Ring, we’re going to have five children, and we’re going to drive a Mustang.”

The rest of the girls and Angel laughed, and Charlie joined in on the laughter. “That sounds like you would have a weird future,” Cherri laughed.

“I just know that Vaggie would be pissed if this actually came true.”

“Seeing you marry Lute would be enough to piss me off,” Vaggie laughed as she laid her head on Charlie’s shoulder.

Once the girls and Angel finished their laughing fit, they all took a shot of their drinks and Charlie took a bite of her pizza and grabbed a handful of M&M’s from one of their snack bowls. 

“But, hey, at least getting to visit Uncle Ozzie more often would be nice,” Charlie said once she swallowed her food.

Vaggie closed her eyes and Charlie began to draw another swirl on the piece of paper until her girlfriend said, “Stop!” Vaggie started to count the lines on the swirls and eliminate her choices on the paper she was given until she got to one choice left per category.

“Okay, mine’s done; it looks like I’m going to be marrying…” Vaggie started laughing to herself before continuing. “Frank, I’m going to be an online dating ghostwriter, I’m going to live in a house in Cannibal Town, we’re going to have sixteen children, and we’re going to drive a used convertible.”

The rest of the girls and Angel laughed with Vaggie when she was finished announcing her results. Whoever wrote the choices on Vaggie’s paper was feeling super creative tonight. Everyone started crying before they had a chance to catch their breath.

“I don’t know who thought of putting Frank on here just wanted to have this game be as stupid as possible,” Vaggie pointed out.

“I’m sure he would explode if he was in here right now,” Niffty added.

“Never mind that, what if Sir Pentious was here? He would have a heart-attack,” Cherri interrupted.

“He’d probably play protective dad with them like Alastor does with me all the time.”

“I’m sure you’d also enjoy visiting Rosie after I told you about her,” Charlie mentioned.

“I mean, knowing that Rosie is basically another aunt to you, she would be the best aunt ever to take me shopping and spoil me,” Vaggie replied.

Everyone took a shot of their drinks and Vaggie began to draw another swirl on the paper. Niffty closed her eyes as Vaggie drew the swirl until she said, “Stop!” Niffty counted the lines on the swirl and began to eliminate her choices. When she got to one choice left per category, she began reading them to the rest of the girls and Angel.

“It looks like I’m going to marry Adam, I’m going to be a…” Niffty had to stop to control her laughter before continuing. “A pet food taster, I’m going to live in a mansion in the Gluttony Ring, we’re going to have one child, and we’re going to drive a Rainbow Unicorn!”

“Lucky! I would love to have a Rainbow Unicorn as one of my options!” Angel replied.

“Well, it’s mine now! And it’ll be all to myself because I know I’m going to kill Adam again.”

Charlie covered her mouth to hold in a snort when Niffty mentioned the time she killed Adam during the last extermination. The rest of the girls and Angel followed suit and laughed at Niffty’s mention.

“At least you will only have one child to deal with so killing him would not be that much of a problem,” Vaggie added as she took a bite of her pizza.

“Knowing me, I might kill the child too.”

“You can also visit Aunt Bee for me. Let her know I miss her,” Charlie mentioned.

The girls and Angel continued laughing and took a drink of their drinks before it was Cherri’s turn. She closed her eyes as Niffty drew a swirl on the paper until she said, “Stop!” Cherri counted the lines on the swirl and eliminated her choices on her paper until she got down to one choice per category.

“Okay, so it looks like I’m going to marry Molly, I’m going to be a paranormal guide, I’m going to live in an apartment in the Greed Ring, we’re going to have twenty-six children, and we’re going to drive a run-down Corvette!”

The girls and Angel begin laughing harder than they did before the game started. The alcohol got to their system to the point where everything is funny to them now.

“I’m gonna have the best sister-in-law ever!” Angel yelled drunkenly.

“I’d probably spend more time with you than her!”

“I’d still include her in everything. Y’know we have that tight bond that we need to be attached at the hip when we’re together.”

“I’d still be happy to have her join us.”

The girls and Angel took another drink before Angel closed his eyes and Cherri drew the last swirl on the paper until he said, “Stop!” Angel counted the lines on the swirl for the last round and eliminated the choices on his paper until there was only one choice per category left. He waited for one second to process before reading due to the alcohol getting to his brain.

“Okay, so according to this, I’m going to marry Vox, I’m gonna be a professional mermaid, we’re gonna live in a mansion in Heaven, we’re gonna have ten children, and we’re gonna drive a Lamborghini.”

The girls laughed the loudest and the hardest they had all night that they thought they would wake up Alastor and Husk. Angel took a mini Kit Kat from one of the snack bowls and started breaking it apart to eat it.

“It looks like you get redeemed after all!” Charlie said.

“Yeah, but also Vox gets redeemed too, but hey, if that was the case, at least I don’t have to deal with Valentino.”

“He would still bitch and moan to you about Alastor, though,” Vaggie pointed out.

The girls and Angel took one more drink and started laughing so hard they started crying again. Before they started the next game, they wanted to take some time to relax and eat some more pizza so the alcohol does not fuck with them more than it already had.

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After relaxing for a while, the girls and Angel played a round of drunk Mario Party, where the losers of each minigame had to take a shot and whoever was in last place overall had to take three big gulps of their drink. Angel and Niffty offered to share a controller and alternate between each round, although they both had to take a shot if they lost a minigame. Once that was done, they played a round of drunk Cards Against Humanity where whichever card was chosen had to take a shot. After that, the girls and Angel put on a funny fashion show together after raiding each other’s rooms for their old clothes, accessories, and underpants. They took so many pictures of themselves and together in the silly outfits they came up with for each other that they could make an entire photo album of just the fashion show alone.

They decided to cap off the night by doing one of Angel and Cherri’s favorite pastimes; prank calling the Vees. Angel came downstairs with his phone and an air horn he got from his room. He started shaking the air horn as he sat down with the girls.

“Wait, is that why we keep hearing air horn sounds at ungodly hours at night for a while?” Charlie asked.

“...Unfortunately,” Vaggie replied.

“Well, now, you ladies can join in on the fun. We would use this air horn on Valentino in particular all the time because he’s so sensitive to this. Watch.”

Cherri dialed star sixty-nine, followed by Valentino’s number on her phone and put it on speaker.

“Are you sure this won’t wake up Alastor or Husk?” Charlie asked.

“Don’t worry, they’re well aware that we do this all the time. That’s why we gave them earplugs when this got too out of hand,” Cherri answered.

The girls and Angel heard three dial tones before Valentino answered the phone. “Hello?” Valentino said on the other end.

Angel held the air horn to the phone’s mouthpiece and pressed the button. They could hear Valentino screaming and his phone dropping on the floor. Charlie, Vaggie, and Niffty started laughing as Angel and Cherri attempted to hold their laughter in so it is not a dead giveaway to Valentino who is calling. It was not long until Valentino picked his phone back up to speak.

“Who is this!?” Valentino yelled on the other end.

Angel pressed the button on the air horn again and Valentino screamed and dropped his phone once more. Cherri hung up the phone and the girls and Angel laughed again, this time even harder than the last time.

“Can I try one?” Vaggie asked, catching her breath.

“Sure!” Cherri said as she handed Vaggie the phone.

Vaggie dialed star sixty-nine, followed by Velvette’s number. The girls and Angel could hear three dial tones until Velvette finally answered the phone. “Hello?” Velvette said on the other end.

“Velvette, this is Carmilla Carmine,” Vaggie said as she attempted to disguise her voice.

“OH SHIT!” Velvette yelled as she threw her phone across the room.

Vaggie hung up the phone and the rest of the girls and Angel started laughing again. They all laid on the floor to catch their breath before Charlie sat back up.

“What about me? I have a great one!” Charlie said as she grabbed Cherri’s phone from Vaggie.

She dialed star sixty-nine before dialing Vox’s phone number. The girls and Angel heard the three dial tones before Vox answered the phone. “Hello?” Vox said on the other end.

“Vox? This is Charlie; I’m at the park and I see Alastor drowning! He needs help!” Charlie said before Angel took the phone away from her and cupped the mouthpiece.

“What the hell are you doing!? You can’t just be yourself!” he whispered.

“Trust me on this, I know what I’m doing.”

Angel put the phone down to let Charlie continue. “Why is this an issue?” Vox asked on the other end.

“Because if he stops responding, you will have no one left to one up! And what would your life be without anyone to one up?”

The call disconnected before Charlie could say anything else. Charlie smirked as the rest of the girls and Angel looked at her. It was not until a few minutes later when they heard a car siren outside and they made their way onto the hotel’s rooftop to see what was going on. They looked from a distance to see a car drowning in the pond at the park, which looked very much like the Vee’s car. Did Charlie really make a prank go so far that the Vees could be in serious danger? It looked like she did!

“Wow… that was… the best prank call you can do on the Vees!” Angel said as he pat Charlie on the back much harder than he usually does.

“We didn’t know you had it in you!” Cherri added.

“I mean, I knew that Vox has this weird obsession with Alastor, so I figured that if Alastor disappeared all of a sudden, Vox would not be able to function. And I know he will take the rest of the Vees with him.”

“What about if they all survive?” Vaggie asked.

“Vox is going to think that Alastor was behind this. No one takes me seriously enough to think I was behind all of this.”

“Well, I think it’s time to go to bed. This was such a fun night,” Angel said with a yawn.

“I don’t know how we could top this next month,” Cherri added.

“We’ll think of a way,” Charlie said.

“Maybe…” Niffty started.

“If it involves any of your weapons, please don’t,” Vaggie interrupted.

The girls and Angel kept talking and laughing together with their hands around each other’s waists as they walked back down to the lobby to tuck themselves in their sleeping bags. If there was anything they were sure of, it was that this was going to be a seriously stupid sleepover party that they would remember for a long time.

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This is so cute I can't-

(From X/Twitter) HVFankidWeek 2024 DAY 4: Don't cry/lullaby

Carmilla comforting Elizabeth who woke up from a nightmare, and singing her a lullaby.

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What's this about a Hazbin x FMA au 👀 - Kat

Ohmigosh, my new friend, hi @kattythingz!

Okay, the Hazbin x FMA AU is pretty much just me taking FMA characters and plonking them in the Hazbin Hotel timeline as the various characters for my own amusement.

@kaethefangirl helped me scheme a few of the different character roles but I'll put the extensive cast list below (in no particular order), those who currently haven't been assigned a character have a ? next to them instead (and ABSOLUTELY if you have suggestions then I will take a good look at those)

EDIT: I HAVE FILLED OUT ROLES FUCK YEAH

Charlie - Elicia Hughes

Vaggie - Nina Tucker

Alastor - Envy

Angel Dust - Ling Yao

Husk - Greed

Sir Pentious - Edward Elric

Cherri Bomb - Winry Rockbell

Egg Bois - The idea I currently have for them is it's actually just loads of Alphonse's helmets running around

Zestial - Miles

Carmilla Carmine - Olivier Mira Armstrong

Vox - Lan Fan

Velvette - Pride

Valentino - Solf J. Kimblee

Lucifer - Maes Hughes

Adam - Roy Mustang

Lute - Riza Hawkeye

Sera - Dante (yes, from 03, I'm snatching her)

Emily - Alphonse Elric

Niffty - Bido

Mimzy - Gluttony

Rosie - Lust

Razzle and Dazzle - Den and Black Hayate

Keekee - Alexander

Fat Nuggets - Xiao Mei (I'm so sorry if I spelt that wrong I am gonna check it at some point)

Lilith - I feel really bad casting Gracia Hughes here but she IS Elicia's mum and I can't think of anyone else

Katie Killjoy - Rebecca Catalina (pretty sure that was her name)

Tom Trench - Jean Havoc

Anyway, when I do end up writing it, it'll take place over eight chapters as the eight episodes, each titled accordingly.

There will probably be basic cosmetic changes - e.g. colour changes on Ling as a spider boy so he's mainly black with yellow accents instead of white with pink accents, and that Greed (instead of being a cat) is probably just going to look like his ultimate shield form.

Anyway, I hope you've enjoyed the explanation!

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Introduction to my oc, Sylvester!

He's a hazbin hotel oc

(the art of him was made by my friend jasmine so thank you to them so much as I love their art and he looks fantastic)

Sylvester is a winged demon, entirely based on a harpy eagle as he, as a human, we're terrified of them.

His bio family aren't good people, his bio mum was neglectful of him and his bio dad was abusive. His mother hated him because he is autistic and didn't want to raise a child like that and ended up leaving his bio dad. That's the reason he started hurting him.

He is a hellborn demon and was around 5-6 when the carmines found him.

They found him while his bio dad was going through shit and when the carmines found him, he was hiding in a building while his dad stepped out and just gave him up to them without questions and walked off.

The carmines took him home and while carmilla hadn't expected another child, she couldn't sit back and let them take him back so, she let him stay and very quickly got attached to him, as he once he gets attached to someone, he likes to follow them around, to make sure they won't leave him and had separation anxiety when he was younger.

Clara is the sister who he goes to when he wants to have loads of fun and cause chaos and helps get his energy out and helps him when he's under stimulated and helps him with stimming and making him feel better about his autism.

He loves hanging around odette, she's a calmer figure but also can be somewhat chaotic, she love showing off her weapon designs and showing sylvester around her lab and showing him things that usually Clara has no interest in. He likes going to her when he's overstimulated because she sets up a lil corner for him to sit in with a weighted blanket and his noise cancelling headphones and does her work and when he seems to of calmed down abit and seems abit better, she comes over and talks with him about the weapons and stuff going on around and talks about stuff that have happened at the overloads meeting.

He loves being around carmilla. Usushe brings him to her office, going through paper work, and let's him stay with her for a while until he was old enough to either be home alone until the girls get home or until he was old enough to do deliverys with Clara and odette. He loves being in her office and just seeing all that goes on. She sometimes just sets him in her lap and he watches what she does and sometimes she gives him some paper and pencils, one time he drew him with them and had a "my family" above it and it nearly brought her to tears cuase he so quickly got into the family.

They help him get his wing strength back and he was flying very quickly again and very often would end up hanging from the ceiling and while they know he can fly, his landings when he was younger wasn't the best and often flew into walls and into people.

Once he was old enough he started training with his sisters and was taught how to fight with his wings being an advantage to him, he usually uses spears, swords or daggers as he finds them easier then most other weapons with his wings.

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Carmine family shenanigans!

Zestial loves playing with Carmilla’s hair, and the girls love playing with his hat and spider pin. Carmilla loves having fun with her family... it's a win win situation for everybody 🖤🕷🌹❤

A simple drawing, I hope you will enjoy!

Inspired by a post sent by @infinityundone on the Zestmilla discord server.

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Someone needs to go tell Zestial that he now is the father of three 😌

Carmilla:Nice work.

Vaggie:Thanks mom.

Vaggie....why is everyone staring at me?

Husk:You just called Carmine mom. You said "thanks mom."

Vaggie:What? No I didn't I said thanks girl.

Carmilla:Do you see me as a mother figure Vaggie?

Vaggie:No! If anything I see you as a bother figure because your always bothering me!

Sir pentious:Hey, sssshow your mother sssome respect!

Vaggie:I didn't call her mom.

Carmilla:No no no. Vaggie, I take it as a compliment.

Sir pentious:It's not a big deal. I called Cherri mommy once and she's my fiancé.

Vaggie:Guys jump on that! Pentious has mommy issues.

Angel Dust:Old news, but you calling Carmine mommy...

Vaggie:Hey mommy is not on the table here!

Alastor:But you did call her mom my dear.

Vaggie:Stay out of this. You've done nothing but lie sinse you got here.

Alastor:Alright I was lying about owning my own soul. But the mom thing? That happened.

Vaggie:Aha! I got him to confess to being on a leash. All part of my brilliant plan.

Carmila:I belive you.

Vaggie:Thank you.

Carmilla:Mi hija.

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Never, never wake a sleeping child. Especially if they are twins with an already exhausted mother... or a very powerful family "friend" ready to give you hell for making them cry.

Just a silly doodle, yet I hope you will like it!

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"Carmilla with Clara and Odette- and Zestial standing by her side, watching over them". Inspired by this statue "Latona and her children Apollo and Diana".

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Carmilla with baby Clara and Odette.

The last feeding before bedtime can be tiring, but Zestial will surely offer to bring her some herbal tea... did I manage the night atmosphere?

To know more of my take on #Zestmilla, check my ff "you bring back my Springtime" on Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/55591705

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The fanart is perfect, and the fanfiction is hilarious and sweet at the same time!

(Pssst, hey- truth or dare)

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Zestmilla tickle fights with the girls?

Nice idea, can do! (Hope you enjoy, is a silly little thing 💜)

《Clara, no 》 warned Carmilla, but it was all useless, as her daughter got ready to pounce on her

《Clara yes! 》 The kid screamed, jumping from the top of the wardrobe and onto her mother, her little hands busy tickling her 《I got you! Mum is my prisoner now! 》

《Stop it! I'm serious! 》 scolded Carmilla between laughters, carefull to move herself so that both her and her daughter would hit a soft surface when they would inevitably fall 《No TV the whole weekend! No spicy chips! No... No skateboarding! 》

《Worth it! 》 giggled the child, well aware that none of those threats would be followed by action. Her mum liked to act as she didn't enjoy their surprise attacks, but truth was, she could always see them coming from a mile away and never did anything to stop them from happening

《Stop! 》 She ordered again, as they fell on the bed and her dearest friend entered the room, alerted by the noise but not particularly panicked

《Zestial, a little help, please! 》 She pleaded, but Zestial, her oldest friend, the almost father of her daughters, her lighthouse in the storm, simply watched her with a knowing smirk, as he made his way towards them

《Thou doth not seem to particularly mind, mine dear 》 he noted, simply standing as her hyperactive child had the time of her life tickling her and undoing her neat updo.

So, apparently that was how he wanted to play, this time

《Traitor 》

《At least thou art getting cuddles 》 he comforted, and Clara stopped her assault to look at him dead in the eyes, a fanged smile brightening her round little face even more

《Don't worry jefe*, we won't make you feel left out》

《We? 》 asked Zestial, starting to look around the room, but it was already too late

《SURPRISE ATTACK 》

《Odette! 》

The child threw herself from the chandelier, successfully managing to knock Zestial to the ground and climb on him to deliver her own ticklish assault

《I'm speed, I'm stealth, I'm grace, I'M THE INVISIBLE TICKLER! 》

《I see thee perfectly, little lambkin 》 he laughed, still a bit out of breath, as he tried to rise, but his daughter was of a different opinion, and climbed on his chest as she pulled a long feather out of her sleeve

《Not for long! Feather attack! 》

《No! Not the feather, my only weakness 》 he played along 《show some mercy, I beg thee! 》

《No! Clara, I need help, dad is too tall to tickle alone! 》

《Reinforces are coming! 》

Assured the other, climbing off of her mother and joining her twin in her endeavour.

As his two beloved little menaces went wild on him and his poor clothes, Zestial noticed his dearest swiftly recomposing herself and preparing to slither out of the room

《Carmilla, mine dear... 》

He tried in his meekest voice, but this time it was her turn to smirk as she watched from above

《Na-ah. You were ready to leave me to my destiny, I'm leaving you to yours. Good luck, dear friend! 》

With a satisfied smile, she made her escape and closed the door behind her.

"Oh well, I deserved it." He thought "Yet, I shall nonetheless have my own ticklish revenge on mine loveliest lady... after our little ones are settled for the night, without a doubt."

*"Jefe" is the Spanish word for "boss", but is also affectionately/respectfully used for one's parents. I have a whole headcanon around it -used in my main fanfiction "You bring back my Springtime"-, but long story short, it's Clara's way of indirectly recognising Zestial as her dad, where Odette is more explicit.

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Carmilla and Zestial cuddling with baby Clara and Odette... at times, family isn't about blood ❤🖤💜

I used my headcanons from my fanfiction "You bring back my Springtime", where Zestial has bat ears and the ability to attach/detach his wings from his body in three different ways. I hope you will enjoy!

(For those curious: yes, Zestial is wearing socks. He has cold feet.)