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"Try some."
Nico wrinkles his nose. "It looks like plastic."
"And you look like someone who's getting on my last nerve." Will shakes the offending -- thing. At him. Nico leans back, refusing to let it touch him. "Oh -- it is not contagious, you goober!"
"It's gross!"
"You've never even tried it!"
"I can tell!"
"You're a priss!"
"You are a human trash can who ate a strawberry that fell on the floor last week!"
"Hey Nico. Quickly. Where do strawberries grow from."
"It is a different thing!"
"In your grand delusions, maybe."
Nico kicks Will in the shoulder, sending him sprawling. He is unfortunately a weird noodle and absorbs the impact easily, shifting so he's lying backwards on the bed, head upside-down over the edge, feet tapping on the wall. Nico pinches him in disgust, only Will catches his hand so it doesn't work. Nico huffs louder.
"For someone with as much of a sweet tooth as you, it is crazy that you have a candy superiority complex."
"Not everyone is addicted to Twizzlers."
"...I'm not addicted. I could stop any time."
Nico looks pointedly at the two empty -- family sized, he would like to add -- wrappers, and the third pack currently being worked through. If it was possible he'd make himself sick off it. Instead he lives in hubris. And shamelessness; he meets Nico's eyes and sends him an exaggerated wink.
(Which.)
(Because he cannot wink.)
(Is just this. Really endearing. Hard blink.)
(Gods, he is so stupid.)
(Nico hates him.)
"You're such a humiliating dweeb that being around you makes me less cool by proxy. Not addicted, he says."
Will shoves another seven -- seven. -- Twizzlers in his mouth. He does not bother to chew before speaking.
"I'm not!"
"You are in actual debt! To the entire Hermes cabin! For the rest of your life!" Nico takes a Twizzler, for the sole purpose of using it to emphasize his point, and also smack Will in the leg with it. "Do you know how hard that is? I have tried to gamble away your debt four times! I have not put a chunk into it!"
"Well, maybe you suck at gambling."
Nico's eye twitches. Will does not even pretend to keep his snickering to himself.
"I was stuck in a casino for seventy fucking years --"
"Damn, and you still can't play poker. Embarrassing."
"I CAN FUCKING --" Nico stops. He takes a deep breath. He stands, putting his book to the side, and does several deep breathing exercises. Will laughs until he cries, because he is a word Hazel made him swear not to say even in his own head.
"Your face," Will wheezes. There is a thump as he falls off the bed and crumples to the floor.
"Kill yourself," Nico says calmly. A muscle in his jaw jumps and he starts his exercises anew. "Better yet, let me."
Will blows a kiss at him. Nico mimes catching it and throwing it on the floor and stomping on it, which makes him genuinely gasp in offense, which is gratifying. Except there is enough hurt in the action that Nico panics a little and hurries to grab the kiss off the floor and brush off the dust and stuff it in his pocket. And then he realizes what he's doing, and that Will is full of shit and is going red with the effort of trying to hold back his giggling, and he goes so violently red himself his vision swims a little.
"That was very cute," Will manages, snickering.
"I am going to blow up this camp and everyone in it," Nico seethes, hotter technically than a red dwarf star.
Will swallows back his giggles. It doesn't work, exactly, and what happens instead is he tries very hard to keep his face pleasant and neutral, except every few seconds his shoulders shake and his chapped lips twitch and his blue eyes sparkle like playful frost. And he stands, and steps towards Nico, and Nico is frozen, and his heart hammers, and his palms, suddenly, get very very sweaty.
"I mean it," Will says, and the worst thing is that he really does sound sincere, even as he smiles teasingly. "It was very cute." He steps closer. What is left of Nico's rational brain leaks out of his ears and fizzles through the floorboards like acid. "You're very cute."
He has no shame. None. Surely it's his damned father's fault; Will gets like this, sometimes, determined and bold and affectionate like all the flailing gangliness that afflicts him every other day of his life disappears, cowed in the grandness of his affectionate determination. He steps closer, enough, and now he is close enough that Nico can hear him humming, can hear the rocking of his heels. Can smell the artificial strawberry on his breath, can almost taste the sweetness in the air between them.
His lips part.
He swallows, dry.
His palms are clammy, and he curls them into weak fists.
"Very cute," Will repeats, leaning closer. "I like how much you care about people even though you are embarrassed about it. Makes me think of a groundhog."
"You are such a weirdo," Nico says weakly, but there is no wit to it, because he cannot taste anything but the wanting behind his teeth, and cannot see anything but the huge pools of Will's sparkling eyes, and the quirk of his red-stained lips. "Genuinely, it's --"
"Hey."
Will ducks down. He's breathing, suddenly, milimeters from Nico's mouth, and Nico stops breathing at all.
"If I gave you some now, would you try it?"
"Yes," Nico says, small and strangled, because that would be the answer for anything Will asked him right now. "Yes, fine, you can --"
But Will does not produce a licorice rope from his pocket. He does not reach over and dart across the cabin to where the open bag lay, abandoned, on his bed, he does not tease out any of the strands curled around his fist. Instead, he -- drops them. And then he reaches his wide, open palms forward, and he --
Nico squeaks.
Will doesn't move, for a moment, lips still pressed to his, eyes open, head tilted, observing.
Nico's eyes flutter closed.
He feels Will's smile, against his lips. Feels the smugness in his warm hands, curled around his jaw, feels the sweet satisfaction sticking to his teeth.
They don't taste so bad after all, Twizzlers.
"Told you," Will murmurs. "See, they're good, they're --"
Nico backs him against the wall, and kisses him until they candy taste is gone from his tongue.
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I don't think we need to eliminate them I think just not doing what they want is okay. Mostly that's about women not getting hurt. An individual woman might feel rage. You can if you want. Specifically against really shitty men who have done things to you or your friends or your relatives or like
Specifically it's the dog pile guys for me.
The ones who jump on and in to invalidate whatever you went through and blame you for whatever happened
There was this woman on tiktok who got hit in the head with a brick.
She refused to give some guy her number so he hit her in the head with a brick. She had to go to the er.
She was yelling with a hole in her head at the men outside the club who just stood there watching her get hit and did nothing and it went viral.
This guy who never fucking met her went on tiktok claiming that because she did some skit on tiktok that she was a troublemaker who everyone knew and who had it coming.
He claimed to be from her neighborhood and know her and said he was there.
Another person proved that was 100% untrue.
That guy.
Whatever makes men do that because they know it will benefit them?
I hate that a lot.
If I were designing a punishment I would make those men literally invisible to women.
Like
You cannot in real life or online interact with women.
But really? It's not a punishment cuz those guys hate women so much they drive women away from them on purpose.
It does serve the purpose of keeping women from getting hurt by their shit though.
Like I decided to be 4b other than my job. I can't quit my job for reasons.
One of them is unfortunately women have always hated me even before the men turned on me.
I have a terrible personality and only people who want to pay me for sex can stand me but I need to eat and be away from people so they don't get hurt so we do what we have to do.
But like
4b is about accepting that romantic love isn't real, men will literally take over the government and take away your legal rights even when the science exists for them to completely replace you in their own lives because they hate you so much that the idea that you could be happy even with them makes them so angry that any time you are happy they have to fuck things up so that you are angry and yell at them.
It's about accepting that the pay gap is real and it's designed specifically to try to force women to choose between a "bear" market and poverty and a man who hates them.
It's about accepting that feminism never really happened it's just some kind of weird play they do to gaslight younger women into thinking they chose their cage of their own free will.
It's about accepting that most men see women as sources of labor and not as people or even sexual objects and they mostly have sex with women to punish them or keep them in line.
It's about accepting that you were lied to about the world and nothing will ever happen to you when you believe love is real but agony.
Sex is real.
Sex work is real.
Labor trafficking is real.
Men who want women only to have a baby are real.
The rest is just fake.
Why would you not be 4b if it turns out the bs are in a giant conspiracy to hurt you on purpose so they can publicize the instructions and they don't have to pay money to try to punish you for being happy around them?
The only rational response to the world I personally live in, at least is to become a pornosexual and never date kiss or have sex again.
If I wasn't being stalked by weird assholes I would have stayed a sex worker because the only sane response to living in a world where romantic love is labor trafficking and they won't let you get and keep a stable job unless your income is going to a man's benefit is to be a sex worker so at least you can charge and no man wants you.
You get all the good stuff that way and none of the bad stuff.
But they came along and shat on that, too. And tortured me for four years. Which is proof that no matter what you do, someone will force you to be miserable doing it.
But that's not really because of men. I know because a lot of the people torturing me over the years have been women. They did it for patriarchal reasons but they were women.
If you have to have a tribe of people who will torture you for sport for not begging them for approval but also won't give you approval and will still torture you it doesn't matter if it's men or women or one person or a group or a hivemind.
No matter what you do you will be miserable so it's best to just focus on making sure that you get killed by those people as soon as possible since they all hate you so much.
rich men succeeded at making the average man turn against the average women (which isn't that difficult because men are fucking stupid) so now regular working class men have been attacking women, bitching about feminism, and they want to end our rigjt to vote and work so we can be dependent on them and have all their chimp babies. it isn't just the wealthy men who are ruining society, regular men are too. they are all class traitors and must be eliminated
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synopsis :- You can only see colors after meeting your soulmate. You saw it. He did, too. He just walked away like an emotionally repressed cryptid.
warnings :- this is more crack than fluff, reader almost breaks in the boys locker room, canned coffee, parking lot confessions
a/n:- okay fine i inserted myself as the best friend SUE ME
@uzmacchiato for dividers
png by me dont steal pls
You were not asking for a soulmate.
You were asking for iced coffee and peace and a day where it didn't feel like the world was personally out to get you.
Your umbrella broke in the rain, you stepped in some gum, and your coworker tried to mansplain email folders to you again. You were already at 'burn the world down' levels of tired.
You came into the convenience store, hoping that maybe some cheap canned coffee would help. And then you touched hands with some guy that was reaching for the same thing and—
— the world exploded.
Color.
So much of it.
Your eyes blew wide. His did, too. You locked gazes.
The world blazed into reality.
Bright red fire hydrants, silver glossy soda cans, electric pink gum on the bottom of your shoe. And the stormy teal in his eyes that felt like a punch to the throat.
You opened your mouth to say something soulmate-worthy like "hi" or "Are you actually my fine shyt?" or perhaps the might, "Woah, shawty, can I get that number?"
He blinked.
And then, he walked away.
The cashier tapped the counter. "Ma'am. He left. Are you gonna pay, or do you need five more business days?"
You stared, stunned, at the exit.
Then, at your coffee.
Then, your hands.
"What the fuck just happened...?" you asked no one.
"Girl, I felt that," the cashier whispered. "Why'd your soulmate ghost you like a Netflix show that never got a season two?"
You left the store wet, confused, betrayed, and in full color. It was worse than heartbreak. It was rejection in high-definition lighting.
You spiraled. Just a little.
You even told your friends about him.
"He just left?!"
"He looked you in the eyes and then fled the scene?!"
"Was he hot?"
"Okay, but like, worth chasing down hot?"
"Maybe he's colorblind?"
"Maybe he's emotionally blind.."
You spend the next week checking every street, every Instagram story tagged 'Shibuya' like an obsessed Victorian widow. Nothing.
He just vanished.
You moved on. Or well, tried to.
The world stayed in color. Unfortunately, teal was everywhere. On street signs, on product packaging, on the Clavin Klein underwear ad featuring this super hot model named Leon Kennedy. Ugh, he wouldn't leave you alone (in memory).
You nicknamed him in your head. The Cryptid Bastard. My Ex-Husband. Pinkie Pie, too, ironically.
You tried Googling him (nothing).
You tried asking the cashier for CCTV footage (denied).
You even started writing passive-aggressive soulmate poetry like :
roses are red,
violets are blue,
I saw color,
and so did you,
so why'd you run,
you stupid shrew.
It didn't help.
Rin's POV
Okay. So.
He accidentally met his soulmate.
Saw color.
Felt a weird amount of chest pain.
And left.
Like a normal person.
It's fine. It's fine.
You probably didn't even notice. Maybe you thought it was a weird lighting trick. Maybe you don't know what he looks like. Maybe you've forgotten all about him.
He tried to focus on football.
Football is good. Football is safe. Football doesn't judge you when you meet your literal other half and then run like she's a debt collector.
He tried to bury it all in a mental soulmate box titled 'DO NOT TOUCH EVER'.
It doesn't even pretend to work. He opens the box everyday.
Because now everything is in color.
And it's the worst.
Green grass? Annoying.
Sunsets? Emotional terrorism.
The concerning brown of the canned coffee he keeps buying? It gives him heartburn now.
He doesn't even know your name.
All he knows is that he saw you once, made solid eye contact, and chose violence via disappearance. Now he's living in 4K Ultra HD regret like a clown in high-definition.
If fate ever brings you back, he's going to say something normal this time. Something not insane.
Like "Hi" or "Sorry I ghosted you, I have the emotional depth of a teaspoon" or "Please don't press charges".
God, he's doomed.
Also, has Isagi's hair always been that horrid blue?
Your POV
Months later, your best friend, Mia, forced you to come to a Blue Lock match with her. Something about needing to bag a guy named Isagi or something.
You weren't particularly fond of football. Too many rules. Too many men running around like angry toddlers with a ball fixation. Personally, you'd share the ball, but maybe that's just your opinion.
Then, he walked onto the field.
Number 10.
Black hair.
Stormy-teal eyes.
Rin Itoshi.
Your brain short-circuited.
It must've been obvious because Mia asks you if you're okay.
You stood up. You point at him. "THAT'S HIM! That's Ex-Husband! That's Pinkie Pie! That's–OH MY GOD, MY SOULMATE IS AN ATHLETE?!"
Rin didn't look at the crowd once. Of course, he didn't.
He played like his life depended on it. Sharp, controlled, aggressive. He scored two goals, and he didn't even celebrate. He looked as emotionally open as a bank vault.
You were left staring. Woah, that's your man?
After the match, you were unwell.
"I have to confront him."
"Girl, he's in the locker room."
"I'm breaking in."
"PLEASE, don't get arrested over a man who literally ghosted your existence," Mia begged.
You ignored her. While you didn't break into the locker room, per say, you waited by the players parking lot like a perfectly normal, not-at-all deranged person.
He came out looking well....HOT. Alone. Hood up. Earbuds in.
You stepped in front of him.
He blinked. "You..."
You gawked. "THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?!"
"I figured you would be mad."
"Mad? You triggered a soulmate moment and then VANISHED. I went full K-drama for three months!"
He didn't move. Just stared. "You still remember that."
"Oh, I remember it, Rin. I remember your stupidly symmetrical face, what's your secret? Gua Shua? AND, I remember the canned coffee too! AND, the color coming into my life on full blast before you ran away as if I was the plague!"
He scratched the back of his neck. "...I panicked."
"You... you PANICKED?!"
He nodded. "Didn't expect it. Didn't know what to say. Didn't want to ruin it by being...me. But I suppose I did anyways..."
You blinked.
"Oh my God, you're an emotionally repressed idiot."
"...Yes."
"I can't believe I fell for a hot wall of internalized issues."
"I play football for a living," he said flatly. "We all are."
You huffed at him. "You owe me coffee. A good one. And three months of therapy."
"...Okay."
You paused. "That's it? Okay?"
He shrugged. "I saw color. So did you. I wanted to run. But you're here now. You tracked me down. You yelled. You're terrifying. You...win."
You narrowed your eyes. "Is this you asking me out?"
"I'm asking you not to leave. Or yell anymore. I'll buy us coffee. We can talk."
A pause.
"Can we not walk in the rain, though?" he asked. "I associate you with weather-based trauma now."
You blinked. And then, you laugh.
Hard and loud. Not lady-like. The kind that took you both bt surpirse.
"...Fine. But you're paying."
"I already said that."
"And if you ghost me again, I will commit crimes."
He smirked. "Noted."
Ah Shit! Here We Go Again — Masterlist
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Sigourney Drabbles
[Wrote a bit on the car trip here. I also have one in the bank for Harper. I’ll end up posting drabbles for the other characters who haven’t got a mini game, enjoy the unedited mess. ❤️]
Shortness of breath. Increased heart rate. Sweating. Chills.
Symptoms too irregular to diagnose as any one ailment, too frequent to ignore. Unfortunately the pattern suggests that the present symptoms only happen in the vicinity of…
The obvious cure would be to separate from the source, stop talking to it, stop thinking about it. She wouldn’t give this advice to her patients, of course. But she’s a surgeon, not a therapist, and as a surgeon cutting things out of people is her specialty. A scalpel for skin, scissors for muscles, a saw for bone. Nothing so clean for this though. It would be so easy to cut out… the source of these feelings. But it would be messy. Evidence suggests increased time away from the source only seems to cause a variety of new symptoms. Melancholy. Irritability. Chest pains. Stomach aches.
If a cure will only give worse symptoms, then Sigourney fails to see that as an option.
The cause of her symptoms lies beside her. She wasn’t an insomniac but she felt like one tonight. Grand. Difficulty sleeping added to the symptoms you cause. Surely there’s a logical explanation for all of this. She’s no hypochondriac but watching you sleep felt like an infection was taking hold of her.
The warmth of your body. Your fluttering, dreaming eyes. Your parted lips.
You probably didn’t feel the ways she did. You slept soundly whilst she could not. You were cool whilst she was not. You were divine.
Could divinity feel as humans do? Would it not make sense if they felt more than humans? Less? It’s a question she asked herself for years, a question she forgot about until you. Surely you feel less about her than she feels about you. You’re a god. She’s mortal. Gods could not… like mortals. Not the same as she… likes you. She wants you to feel the same way as she did. Even now she wishes to kneel at your altar and pray. A suitable desire to have about a god she supposes. But her desires only spiral as the thought persists. She doesn’t have an altar yet she wants to see you kneeling at one for her, head raised, fingers pressed against her thighs, tongue-
Was this blasphemy? She was raised too catholic to have an unbiased view of religion. Lingering fears poison most thoughts she has about your very nature. The nature she’s studied very intimately. But humans had relations with gods in your day. Wanting to fuck in a temple, on an altar, it’s only natural. Anyone in her position would feel the same.
She needs to focus. This wasn’t about lust. It wasn’t about worship either. Whatever was causing these feelings was clearly an illness, something she was used to dealing with. That’s all this was. Just because it’s name eluded her didn’t mean it wasn’t curable. If she just found the right disease maybe she’d be able to get rid of the symptoms.
Perhaps she should consult a colleague. Right. That’s what she’ll do. She needs a gameplan. Something to get rid of this. Something to make her normal again. Doctor Cassidy was an asshole but he’d at least take it seriously. She couldn’t trust him to keep a secret though. Maybe not him. Doctor Rahal was a bit too flirty for her to typically go to him. But he’d keep a secret for her.
Maybe none of her colleagues were right for this. She’d schedule an appointment with someone in midstate. No. Upstate. Far away, with good reviews. Someone who will tell it to her straight and someone who wouldn’t start blabbing to the first group of vaguely bored nurses they see. Or at least if they do talk it wouldn’t make it to the hospital.
“You’re spiraling again.” Somehow your voice makes things worse and better. It’s infuriating. Soothing and scaring her. Another reason why gods frustrate her. No mortal has done this to her, it's clearly some weird power you must have.
She turns and sees you, features soft and lazy from sleep. She shouldn’t look at you but she does, the little hum of energy inside of her exploding as you meet her eyes. “I’m not.” Her voice is firm, almost clipped, but you’re not deterred.
“You are. I can practically feel it.” Annoying. “You’re like a ball of static, Sig.” The way you drawl out her name makes her want to kiss you. Or bite you. Probably both.
“It’s winter. The air’s dry and we’re under a wool blanket. Of course I’m going to be staticky.” She says dismissively, words coming out quick and chaotic. Though she knows she’s wrong to do so. You can’t dismiss a god but you can turn your back on one. So she does, literally it seems. Turning to face away from you.
Infuriatingly you take this as an invitation, moving up behind her, nuzzling your face into her hair and wrapping your arms around her waist. “Mh.” You moan quietly behind her. “Tell me about it.” You whisper.
Ha! Like that would get her talking about her feelings. “I’m anxious.” Fuck. Where did that come from? She thinks quickly and continues. “About a patient.” It’s not a lie, there are only a few laws saying you can’t be your own patient, she can ignore those for this.
You run a hand over her stomach, pulling her closer. She can feel your breath hot on her back, it makes something in the pit of her stomach turn. “What’s happened?” You ask, voice still thick with sleep.
She shakes her head a bit. “She’s just sick. With something strange. She’s been dating this person and every time she’s near them she feels ill. Feverish symptoms, increased heart rate, sweating. And I don’t know what it could be.”
“Mh.” You moan quietly again. “Life threatening?”
She gently shakes her head. “I don’t think so.” Though it felt like it all too often.
“Sounds like love.” You whisper.
Her back tightens, going rigid under the words. If you hadn’t been holding her she would have run. “This is serious.” She says.
You laugh in that annoyingly fantastic laugh. “Sorry. Then maybe it’s allergies?”
“No.” She says. You don’t have any pets, after all. That wouldn’t make any sense.
“You should rest.” Your voice is a whisper, you press your lips to the back of her neck and the heat you bring makes her sink. “You’ll have a clear mind in the morning.”
She won’t. Not with you.
#god syndicate#Sigourney#Drabbles#don’t come for me about this being literally 10 times the length of what a drabble should be#I. am. a. yapper.#anyway enjoy
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Okay, but like, realistically, how would the Creeps having a partner (who isn't a proxy or associated with Slender/The Operator) even work? I mean, they're serial killers, and the whole Slender Sickness stuff would probably make that even harder, right? I feel like a lot of people would be scared off once they found out their partner was actually a murderer. Would the Creeps even try to convince them to stay?
(I have no idea where I was going with this. I pray it makes sense.)
ok fine x reader work from me YOU GOT ME.
ok jk i might use 2nd person/"you" cos its easier. but this isnt purposefully x reader content cos thats not my niche + i struggle with writing romance LOL . and a lot of these r very unhealthy dynamics, cos im not writing for romance, just answering the prompt
im not covering laari, ben, sally, dina, ann, or lulu in this cos theyre either children or not fit for a relationship (well nobody in this damn au is but ykwim)
FOR THE PROXIES... im imagining you meet them cos they come into your job. maybe a diner or grocery store or something
tim would have to get a partner completely by accident. as in, he's a regular at a diner and keeps getting the same server - and the server would have to make the first moves. it's not that he doesn't notice if someone's attractive or kind or something, but he idea of romance sounds so...unfair to him? unfair to whoever he's inflicting his life on. fearful of infecting them, etc - so you'd have to be really persistent, or really phenomenal for him to push. LOL. he'd try everything in his power to prevent you getting involved with the forest - which unfortunately makes him a less than ideal partner. wont explain why he's gone for so long besides "work" (which, to be fair, he's a truck driver in my au so its true most of the time). wont explain why he only hangs out with brian. why he's stuck in a shoddy apartment rooming with the same guy from college. why he's stood you up on a few dates. he'll apologize and mean it, trying to make up for it in some gifts and late night drives.
if he somehow fucked up and let you in on his life, he'd try to lie and lie and lie. he doesn't want you to know. he'll blame others, or try to convince you you're seeing things, misunderstanding - and frankly, he'll leave you if he thinks there's no turning back. an apology and half-honest conversation telling you he cant do this anymore. for your safety, for his job, etc etc - he wont hold on. if you love something let it go he sayssss
brian is kinda similar, in the sense that he isn't purposefully seeking out a relationship, but if you were to keep bumping into him and flirting every time, he probably couldn't help himself much if he found you attractive. he'll give you his number and entertain you, but he doesn't have intentions to maintain a long-term, serious relationship - HOWEVER, if it got that far, he'd be a bit messier than tim. tim will gladly look like a shitty partner if it protects his s/o, but brian hates that idea. he feels like an asshole and just wants to make you happy and be with you, but fuuuuuck DUTY CaLLS I GUESS. the issue with this is that, while he might come see you more often, he's also coming disheveled. dirty jeans, mysterious gloves, weird red spots, a gun in his backseat - his response to that depends on your nosiness and persistence
and if your nosiness and persistence resulted in you finding out what happened (he'd keep lying until you completely trap him in his lies) then maybe. maybe he'd come clean. only if you two are VERY serious. and in a way, part of him just ... expects you to stay. he's been a good boyfriend, and if he can prove to you this is some supernatural entity destroying his life and he isn't maliciously hurting people, (plus he will downplay his kill count drastically, if he even admits to it), then why wouldnt you stick it out?
but if you were deadset on leaving? welp. he's not begging
toby is. interesting actually im not too sure. honestly i HC that he really does want the whole white-picket-fence family lifestyle, but its a VERY repressed desire. completely buried it. i also HC that he's kinda pathetic when it comes to romance, so he develops short, fleeting crushes and infatuations pretty easily. so dont flirt with him he will get too excited and itll be upsetting when he later drops it. and he's so insecure and drowning in self hatred + trust issues, it's really difficult to get anywhere with him romantically - cos one day he'll be texting nonstop, seem super interested, and the next he's ignoring you or completely dry cos he's convinced you're fucking with him. you gotta start as friends, probably, and just hope he's still interested in friendship if he had a dying crush on you. THEN you can prob progress into romance. LOL
anyhow, like brian, he messily hides his work - he'll lie about being a hunter and it helps out, but.. its just very suspicious that he wont let you come to his house. or that he keeps talking about his female roommate named kate and you cant help but raise a brow. or when he comes over with a black eye and gets really fidgety around cops. RED FLaGS. it's not like he's some hard badass player, but your mind will wander... but he tries to be a good boyfriend, even if his idea of it is warped or he's really forgetful or insecure or moody . he's not disloyal or purposefully mean
chances are you find out his job cos he has a breakdown in front of you. prob comes to you already disheveled, bloody, panicking, seeking comfort, begging you not to see him differently. he's the only proxy to completely expose himself - and unlike the others, he will beg you not to go. try to overexplain everything, dig his grave deeper, subtle threats, so on. if you accept him as is, he's elated - stuck to your hip even more than usual. if you tell him you cant, he's livid. he'll leave, but expect calls and him on your doorstep later, telling you to hear him out.
but he'll give up eventually. he can only handle so much humiliation and if he keeps getting rejected, he'll start to hate you - and he doesnt want to. he rather remember you well and hate himself
kate is difficult. getting into a relationship with her is virtually impossible because she just. . has like, no interest ? ok. not no interest. the idea of romance and love doesnt sound bad to her, but she genuinely cannot imagine herself in a relationship - she barely can comprehend she has friends. she cant really do anything for you besides awkwardly sit with you and pick at her nails. and she has a flip phone for calling the others, but she will not text - so unless youre willing to call 5 times before getting a tired "why are you calling me", youre very likely to give up on her.
even if she falls head over heels for someone and cant get them out of her head, she isnt going to call you first or reach out to spend time with you, completely convinced it would just be you doing "charity work" or something stupid she heard from toby's own self deprecation. SO GOOD LUCK. if you manage to make her your partner, she'll finally process that maybe she needs to start behaving differently LOL but be patient. its not that she doesnt love you or think about you, but she'll run through 30 reasons why calling is a bad idea before she settles on "i just wanna hear their voice"
regarding work, she doesnt know how to navigate it. asks toby for advice, but he just says "keep them from this stupid shit" and she doesnt ask for details. so she wont tell you where the cabin is, only briefly mentioning she lives with a lumberjack (panicked lie), etc. when you find out about everything (cos she's the only proxy where its a definite), she just kinda slumps. shrugs and waits for you to tell her what you want to do. if you're done, she'll feel sick to her stomach and MaYBE try to insist "but it makes it easier now that you know". ask you to not go for one night, at least, then she'll forget about you by tomorrow - so just one more night, nothings gonna happen, etc etc. up to you by that point, but it IS true, it is easier now that you know. you can meet everyone and come to the cabin now, which helps
FOR THE SUPER NaTURaL...
jack....GOOD FUCKING LUCK HE'S SWORN OFF LOVE FOREVER. im joking but like kate, he truly doesn't believe he can ever ever ever be in a relationship again - either from fear of betrayal or disgust with himself. plus, like...he can't even leave the forest. HOWEVER, if youre okay with tucking yourself away in a cabin forever, he'll be good. he makes solid money being a 'human remains disposer' on the dark web, even if 99% of it rots in a random crypto account LOL. he only does it for the meat, but ykw.
you would have to meet him through one of the other creeps or the dark web thing(but that implies ur not a normal civilian so ill skip that..). depending on who introduces you, it can change his approach - if its someone like toby or jeff, he wont think twice about you in a romantic sense. if its someone like nina or clocky, then he might silently listen to your voice and let his mind wander to a nice little life in the cabin with you - but like everyone else, youd have to be the one making advances. even if you confess, he'll gently let you down - regardless of his interest in you. "it just wouldnt work, you deserve good things, i couldnt do that to you" etc etc. but he wouldnt be able to coldly turn you away, every bit of rejection makes it clear he doesnt mean it - WHICH SUCKS. hurts to say n hurts to hear.
but by that point, if the relationship progresses, then youre good there. LOL. nothing else you can find out - to date jack, you need to know everything and be okay with it already. so yay :3
FOR THE INFECTED...
clocky. ok finally someone easier than the proxies or jack. but not easy... clocky isnt exactly against dating, but her standards are very high. one wrong sentence and shes not going to entertain you. her guard is up so , so , so very high and all she wants is to protect her peace, not entertain someone who wont make her life better - even though shes friends with a buncha weirdos who complicate it more, but whatever.
if its by time she's in her tattoo apprenticeship, she's not so opposed to just...getting lunch or coffee with someone. talking, going on a walk, buying them lunch, listening to their day. she sees beauty in the mundane, so she likes to observe mannerisms of someone if she's on a date(but she's prob not even sure its a date) and it would stress her out later on. LOL. she's so focused on her independence and building a life for herself, so it's stressful for her - but she wouldnt take it out on you. she's big on respect, and if you've been good enough to her to reach this point, then she's nver gonna disrespect you by ignoring you or speaking down on you or pretending you're unimportant.
its very easy for her to hide the whole proxy-slendy stuff, luckily. she's long been healed of O/S syndrome and since slendy didnt want her to be a proxy, she's just...living life. she comes to the proxy cabin, helps with hunting, the algoids, etc - so its very , very easy to hide that part of her life. but if it causes issues, and you're already dating, and you bring it up respectfully, she'll gently apologise and insist itll be different - and it will be, she doesnt make empty promises.
BUT if you somehow find out, then she. ok two paths. she'll break back into the scared girl she used to be and snap at you, getting aggressive, push you away, completely shut you out - somehow blame you for getting involved. or she'll just. let you go silently. no fighting, no begging, no lashing out. just let you go - but then she'd freak out to the proxies, esp toby. "you fucking assholes keep taking and taking and taking from me"
nina is easy to fall for and she's easy to fall in love. you could meet her in any situation, really , and either one of you could be the first to pursue eachother. and i. ok i cant say shes a good girlfriend. she's erratic, hypocrytical, jealous, clingy, etc - it sucks sometimes, but she can be really good provided the chance.
similar to clocky, very easy for her to hide everything - biggest issue would be her inability to keep a secret. she likes to brag and share parts of her life with everyone, so she's always talking about her "totatlly badass friends in the forest" and insisting she sees ghosts, demons, etc - which i mean. shes being honest. thats up to you if you believe her
if you find out everything, she completely expects you to be normal about it. cos why r u being weird she told you already, right?
which is why she'd freak if you took that as a reason to break up. like toby, she's gonna beg - and if she keeps begging, she'll start to hate you. it sucks and theres not much i can write abt her here cos its very straight forward - she wouldnt hide it very well, youd find out, and she expects you to stay and be normal.
jane ...doesnt interact much with the proxies. her biggest tie to the supernatural is sally, which is the only reason she has small agreements with them - so honestly. if you two were together long enough and serious enough, she'd sit you down and tell you everything. she isnt the type to lie
dating jane is difficult - this is assumign she never married mary, of course, and even in that timeline, i made mary a highschool friend of hers who took care of her after jeffs attack. if it werent for that bond, jane wouldve been so closed off - esp cos of how dedicated she is to her work.
but if you manage to get with her, she's lovely. takes good care of you, save for her workaholic habits
jeff um. ok. again, you cant date him unless youre already okay with his lifestyle, so there isnt rlly the whole "when they find out, will they leave?" but instead moreso.... "when it gets too much, will they leave?" which. ok. i think if jeff RLLY fell in love with you, like genuinely, he wouldnt kill you obviously. cos he loves you. but he's livid if you suddenly decide its too much. "the fuck you mean its too much? you put up with this bullshit for how long, and now youre giving up?" etc etc. doessnt understand why youd do that to him, especially cos he thinks hes doing really good
which. ok, good is subjective, and jeff isnt ever gonna be perfect to any extent, but again, regardless of his massive ego and other. issues. if he loves you, he's gonna try - he wants to be around you, wants to hear your laugh, etc. but it takes a lot of effort from him, even if it feels like bare minimum. which isnt good, but that explains why he gets so angry about it - and at the very least, even if he agrees to break up, he's not agreeing to letting go fully . still expects you to hang out, text, call, talk. not good
#asks#creeped#omfg#imtired i gotta go to work sorry i got hella short during the end cos im TIREDDDDDDDD n i dont wanna work.
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langdonmel for colorful fridge magnets or bentoncarter for vhs tapes/or documentary dvds !
(Went with Langdonmel on this one, because I didn't want to show my age and talk about VHS tapes lol. )
The way things happen in a divorce is this: sometimes things get divided up. Frank expects this for the major things - the sofa, the beds, the dressers, that sort of thing. What Frank does not expect to lose in the divorce is the brightly colored magnets that hold his kids' drawings to the fridge.
"You'll make new memories in your new place, right?" Abby says, which makes sense in a way that makes him an utter dick if he argues about.
So he goes shopping for magnets and … magnets in Target are boring and not befitting the masterpieces that his children will make him.
"Of course not," Mel says when he brings it up in the staff lounge. "They're for … offices, I think? People who don't really care about the look of the magnet, I guess? More the function."
"But it's a magnet," Frank protests. "The whole point is the look."
"Isn't the whole point … the magnetism?" Whitaker asks, but Frank ignores him, because he isn't talking to Whitaker.
"I kind of collect them," Mel says. "Well, not really anymore. But I did for a while. So I know some places that have some really nice niche magnets if you would prefer. I think we have the same day off this week? I could show you a couple of them, if you like."
"I would love that, actually," Frank says, genuinely, and he doesn't care about the weird look Whitaker gives him, because he's too busy seeing how pleased Mel looks with his response.
But then Whitaker says, "So… you're going on a date to pick out magnets?"
"It's not a date," Frank says, but then Mel frowns at him, so he thinks maybe it's the wrong response. "I mean… it could be a date. Is it a date?"
Mel pats his hand. "I have to go check on the head wound patient in North 20," she says.
"You know," Whitaker says after she's gone, "My parents still have the menu from the first place they went on a date? It was a little paper thing? You used to just throw them away. Anyway, they had it laminated and guess where they stuck it?"
"I have no idea," Frank says. "But unfortunately, I feel like you're going to tell me."
"On their fridge. With magnets."
"That's usually how you stick something on a fridge, yeah," Frank retorts.
"Something for you to think about," Whitaker answers with a shrug. "This weekend… when you're on your magnet hunting date."
Frank rolls his eyes and thinks this is why you are roommates with Santos.
~*~
But he does think about it.
~*~
And the first thing that goes up on his new fridge with those sparkly, brightly colored fridge magnets is a copy of an ice cream menu from the shop that he and Mel went on during their "magnet hunting date."
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Devil’s minion theory :
Maybe an unpopular opinion, and wishful thinking on my part , but I don’t think 'show-Armand' (pulls a Marius) and watches/makes Daniel ‘bed unfortunates’ - like he does in the books . Not only because in the show vamps can actually have sex , so Daniel wouldn’t have to do so. But for another reason entirely .
I believe during the ‘chase/stalking arc’, Armand (instead) sees Daniel sell himself to men . Book Daniel had an addiction but never sold himself , unlike show Daniel who did so in the 70s for a fix. I also say this because it’s possibly been foreshadowed in the fact that : Several vampires have spied/ ‘watched’ a couple get it on like a ‘ creeper ‘ .
Even in s2, Louis watched 2 guys hook-up in that cruising spot in the park. So yeah all the main characters: Claudia , Lestat, and Louis have all canonically been voyeurs.
Not sure if this is low key just a vamp thing , at this point ??? 😅
There’s also a reason why , before meeting them in person, Armand already knew Lestat/nikki were lovers and Louis/claudia weren’t . He was watching them ALL THE TIME for intel (and that would include information on their romantic lives or hook-ups) . And it’s not the first time Armand watched someone for intel only to fall for them: Lestat, Louis, and later Daniel.
Also, with the whole theme of vampires having a thing for “watching “ people. It would be ironic if the talamasca was what unveils Armand/Daniel’s past relationship . The talamasca’s moto is in fact: “We watch . And we are always there.” Louis to Lestat: " I knew it! I knew you were there! You watched the whole thing like some creeper."

So yeah, when Armand was watching Daniel (the talamasca was probably watching him).The talamasca was low key obsessed with Armand : they had intel on him from before he became a vampire . They planted spies at his residences : Sam (at the theatre) and Rashid (in Dubai). So…if the affair did happen they would 100% have those secret files at HQ . Because the talamasca would have “watched the whole thing like some creeper.”
My guess , Armand first started spying on Daniel because he wanted to figure out why Louis found him “fascinating “ & assumed watching him would "teach (him) how to be”. But over time, Armand may have become fascinated by Daniel . Armand to Daniel : "They watched in secret, fascinated ." (Hmm easteregg hinting that Armand 'watched' the 'fascinating boy' ???)
Also , when spying on Daniel he may have realized they have more in common than he cares to admit . If Armand did watch Daniel sell himself , he may have seen or (read his mind) and figured out how empty Daniel felt after those encounters . In the books Daniel felt “cold, resentful” and empty after hooking up with random people. Which may or may not remind Armand of his messed up childhood. We actually see in s1 Armand break character right after Daniel called himself a “wh*re.” And Armand had to excuse himself when Daniel called him a “rent boy” (male sex worker).So seeing Daniel ‘barter desire’ in the 70s may actually trigger tf out of Armand .
Also, as weird as it sounds : after getting to know Daniel, Armand may start to get jealous. I only say this , because it’s a trope in the show: watching someone hook up with someone else (while seething with jealousy ) . Louis: "you watched the whole thing like some creeper... you were jealous? “ Lestat: “yes, I don’t like sharing.”

During the 4y chase : Armand and Daniel did become unofficial friends for a few years so it’s possible that Armand started to become jealous (or protective of Daniel) later on . Also, in the books Daniel “beds unfortunates” in front of, and at the request of Armand. But, show-Armand tells Louis with contempt, passive aggression, and (possible?) jealousy : “Tri annual fuck off and find me, with apologies to follow. To seek comfort in the arms of low lives and unfortunates and broken children…fine.” Louis: “oh, fine! The fine that doesn’t sound like fine!” Armand: “the fascinating boy. He’s fine, he’s just fine. This is fine!We’re all fine! “(It was indeed not fine). So it would not surprise me if (before becoming a couple) show-Armand did in fact disapprove of all the ‘unfortunates’ Daniel hooked up with for a fix . Armand to Daniel: “DRUGS did far more damage than 5 nights in San Francisco .”

I also find it interesting that when Louis was with Daniel, and asked Armand if he wanted to ‘join them’. Armand just says “no.” And one of the first things he says to Daniel in s1e1 is “no third parties.” And Daniel just says to Armand , “ I do my best work one-on-one.” Could be symbolic ? I mean… Louis and Lestat first got together after they stopped a three way to instead focus on each other ‘one on one ‘. Armand (like Lestat), probably “doesn’t like to share “ if he has feelings for that person (he wouldn’t want a third party but something one-on-one).
Armand (similar to the books) , probably repeats the cycle of abuse in other ways within the show.
Marius courted Armand when he was human , turned him because he was dying , and then abandoned him. And Armand did the same thing to Daniel. Armand in the show says “those we make ourselves are bound to despise us for it.” This line is directly from the tva novel, where Armand then says he left Daniel , because he assumed Daniel would hate him for turning him into a “monster”. And in the same paragraph he says “It’d be a lie to say I never hated Marius.” Book Armand says he hated Marius for turning him. But he’s probably in denial , because the bigger reason he may have ‘hated’ Marius , was because he also “groomed“, donated” , and whipped him. Armand is probably in denial about some of Marius’ unsavory actions: because Venice was (sadly) one of the happiest times in his whole mortal/immortal life. Armand would rather claim that any hate he has for Marius is just from being turned, rather than do introspection on all the questionable things Marius did to him and sully those memories. So instead,he inadvertently projects that Daniel hates him as much as he hates Marius . In an unpublished draft of Anne rice’s novel, when reuniting with vamp- Daniel , the first thing Armand says is : “I didn’t mean to abandon you.”
Also wouldn’t be surprised if show Marius messed with Arun/Amadeo’s memories , similar to how Armand messed with Daniel’s. Although, Marius & Armand’s reasons and intentions for doing so may be very different. Either way, It would still cause similar psychological damage.
Also , Armand was never taught how to appropriately show his love . Generally, he learned how to express affection-through what Marius showed him . Marius often displayed his affection through monetary means . Marius would give the humans boys he liked: jewelry, clothes, books, food, free housing, college, a spending allowance , etc . Armand does the same thing (express his love through expensive gifts and money). Armand spoiled Daniel , and later his 2 human foster kids in the same fashion. When he was dating Daniel he bought him an island with all his favorite things on it , gifted him stolen paintings worth millions, and literally bought him everything off restaurant menus . And in the show he probably bought him a (luxury) Buick. Heck , even before they were dating (book) Armand would give Daniel multiple $100 bills. When Daniel got arrested for public inebriation , Armand bailed him out, put him in a hotel room to sleep it off and slipped multiple $100 bills into his wallet (while Daniel was passed out) . One time he woke Daniel, so he could help him make a phone call , and Daniel said he’d have to pay him back for the phone minutes he used . Armand agreed and made it rain multiple $100 bills on Daniel’s bed (leaving Daniel flabbergasted). This was all before they were a couple. Armand (canonically has a soft spot for human kids) so when celebrating Halloween with Daniel he even gave random trick or treaters money (dude literally gave them gold) . And when he and Daniel befriended a dancer, Armand payed for all of their living expenses . In the show, he even tried to cheer Louis up by mentioning how he sold a painting “for a number (he) wouldn’t anticipate”. Because Armand does associate money/gifts with affection and as a way to show his love . Armand in the books told Daniel he could get him anything he wanted . But the one thing Daniel actually wanted was to become a vampire and be Armand’s companion, forever . Armand refused because he ‘loved Daniel too much’ to turn him into a “monster”. But Daniel didn’t believe him, and assumed he refused because he didn’t actually love him.
Plus, given (show) Daniel’s history of being a “rent boy” and being the “other man”/ side piece. I could easily see young Daniel feeling unloved and yell: “oh, is this my wh*re number?” (After Armand gives him another gift , following a refusal to turn him ) . In the books it’s even implied that (unlike Armand’s future foster kids Sybelle & Benji) Daniel did not “love “ being "lavished" with Armand's "riches".

And show Daniel doesn't appear to like owing anyone monetarily, either . The idea probably triggers him , given his past as a male escort. Why he probably was so insistent on giving Louis his residual checks for the book. Daniel, even yelled at Louis in s1 : “paying a wh*re to sit in a room and talk to you. 10 million dollars , that’s my wh*re number !”Daniel ,uncomfortable, even asked Louis later : we got drinks , you payed. We cabbed to your place in divisdero, you payed. Did we… ?”
Armand may have inadvertently made young-Daniel (the ex “rent boy”) feel like a “wh*re”: not by forcing him to “bed unfortunates”. But by refusing to become companions and trying to express his love through money/gifts instead (something Marius initially taught him equated to ‘love’) .
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i know *you* aren't transphobic but I think at this point you might have to put a disclaimer in the blog description that's just like. Says no transphobes or just a "do not misgender Salem or Wis" thing bc I have noticed people have they/them'd both of them and just having something like this on the blog can help since people that aren't in the know or ppl that have come on the blog and said they used to think this was just a transphobic hate campaign. It's just really unfortunate that calling out bad people that happen to be trans always seems to attract transphobes
tbh. yeah. i have been getting weird comments, lately.
again. i wish to emphasize something here, i said in comments, elsewhere. "why is it, that people do not degender cis abusers, the same way they will trans people. unless, you think being trans is a privilege you revoke at will."
although it is one thing, to examine salem's attitude towards transness, and the way he speaks about both other trans men and trans women. and it is another thing entirely, to be transphobic toward him as a whole. do not stoop to this level. if you will only respect a trans persons identity, so long as you like them, you are not safe for ANY trans people.
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I think it mostly boils down to wanting more female rep and not particularly caring how it happens. I don’t know if fans genuinely like this, as I tend to see more people angry at the gender swaps than those happy with it.
Genderbends aren’t entirely new either.
Airrazor in Beast Wars was supposed to be male, but changed to female in the cartoon, but the Japanese dub changed her back to male, inadvertently creating the first (obvious) gay relationship in Transformers.
Akira in Zone is also a peculiar case as the character’s earliest design is pretty clearly female, implying he was supposed to be a girl initially but then got changed into a more androgynous boy. Some Zone material implies he and Cane, another humanoid ally to the Autobots, are gay, but nothing concrete ever clarified this that I’m aware.
Nitro Convoy was famously made into the female Override in the Cybertron dub to boost female presence like Airrazor beforehand. Nobody was too fussed about this change that I recall, most preferring the idea of a female racer leader among the Convoys. A couple of ancillary generics were also made female funny enough.
The more egregious gender bending happened in Cyberverse and EarthSpark, with pry the most famous case is Acid Storm becoming gender fluid due to conflicting ideas with the staff and Hasbro over their gender and a reoccurring animation error that saw Acid in male and female Jet body types.
Acid Storm is also a background character and dies horribly due to Starscream, so kill your gays still in play here, terrific… -rubs temples- I know Acid wasn’t gay specifically but you know what I mean.
Ironically Slipstream is used as the leader of her own unit of Jets, which also includes a gender bent Nova Storm, with the story going Nova was supposed to be Skywarp, and Thundercracker was also supposed to be a girl, but Hasbro put their foot down on this for CV and EarthSpark. Skywarp would become female, but remain a background character until ES brought her into prominence alongside Nova. For what ever reason they didn’t bring back Slipstream in ES, which is strange because that could’ve worked there better. Same with Windblade, who would fit the newbie to the Great War vibe the Terrans have.
A lot of Cyberverse’s gender bending was due to some of the staff not being super familiar with Transformers and wanting to insert modern identity politics into it, initially wanting to make the entire species gender fluid (I mean it makes sense), but Hasbro said no. Clobber is another example, where the showrunner didn’t really know who Lugnut WAS, but liked his design and insisted it be turned female. Hasbro wasn’t pleased with this because they completely rewrote Lugnut’s personality and requested it be changed to a different character, resulting in Clobber. Why Hasbro was upset with Lugnutte and not Lockdown, who was also drastically different, I have no idea.
Cosmos is another oddity where he’s skinny and female in Cyberverse, but back to being a big CHONKY boy in EarthSpark, voiced by Weird Al of all people. Why he wasn’t kept female again, after Skywarp and Nova were I dunno, maybe Hasbro said no again or the staff really wanted Weird Al to be Cosmos.
This goes into separate conversation of big girl but it seems hypocritical to make Cosmo skinny as a girl rather then keep her plus sized. Especially after some fans were perfectly fine with chunkier lady bots via Strika, ES Elita and RiD15 Strongarm.
Unless CyberWorld introduces a gender bend we weren’t expecting, like Mirage being more of a Della Duck type, I think that phase is over for the moment. Fan backlash coupled with just not having memorable versions of these usually male characters didn’t help things.
And that’s not to say you can’t have female versions of, say, Brawn, Gears, Powerglide, Rhinox or Rattrap, you just need to put in the effort and make them cool characters that happen to be female. ES and CV just refused to do that and coasted on generic “GOILS” unfortunately.
I have an extreme distaste for genderbends of the well known characters, like Skywarp. It just feels so lazy when there are dozens upon dozens of underused femmebots just sitting there gathering dust. Femmebot Skywarp is boring and changes nothing about the character outside of slapping lipstick on him and calling jt day. I literally do not understand why this fandom loves this so much.
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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️


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Requested by @lukewarmglassofsuudsu
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For the first time, I actually completed the entire page! Wooooooo!
Links to the individual art: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December
AND I wrote four fics!
Remembrance, a Homestuck fic based on katreal's Defragmentation
The Perfect Family, a Spy x Family fic with aromantic Loidyor
Immortals, a Madness Combat AU fic with Employer!Doc
Hey brother, hey sister, a still in progress Adventure Time fic aout the souls known as Finn & Jake
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The return of the text post generator, courtesy of this
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I just felt compelled to draw this, there is not much thought behind it other than "The girlies are talking".
I started replaying Weird and Unfortunate Things Are Happening. It's an excelent RPG Maker game with interesting usage of game mechanics and a very engaging story and world exploration.
I love the games that UnityDev makes, she is fascinating. Every game of hers has managed to somehow be extremely engaging and made me spend so much time. The end game dungeons of Wautah and Luxaren Allure made me spend like 50 hours in each game
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BIG BIG WARNING FOR FLASHING IMAGES/COLORS
[[ps: there arent many flashing images just one, in the half of the ending part BUT THEY AREEE FLASHING COLORS, BE CAUTIOUS]]
if want to know me better, ask me in QUESTIONNAIRES or in the comsect hehehehe
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