#Watson deserves it lols

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Hey hey! Hope all is well! Can I also request Moriarty the Patriot with Ler!Sherlock and Lee!John? Prompt: 🧡Love bug: “What’s so funny?”

Can't wait to see what you have in store!

Watson beloved! And our dear Sherly! I've been losing my marbles since getting this prompt AHH! I've gotcha covered, friend!

Love Bug: "What's so funny?"

“You lazy good for nothing-” 

“Come now, Miss Hudson- you know that’s not true-”

“One more word out of you Sherlock and I’m evicting you!”

“What? You’ll miss me though-”

Watson jumped as he heard the front door slam, turning to find a sheepish Sherlock standing by. Beyond the curtains, he could see a rather livid Miss Hudson making her way to who knows where.

“Got her rather livid this morning, eh Sherlock?” Watson eyed the detective, watching him sigh and fall back into the couch. “What did you do this time?”

“Why do you assume I did anything-” The brunette began, falling quiet as he realized the other was right. “Oh, I was just saying to her how a beautiful woman such as herself could benefit from smiling more; don’t want to develop frown wrinkles, you know? Then she threw a shoe at me! A shoe! One with those long heels too- I nearly lost my life!” Sherlock sighed dramatically, running a hand over his face. “One thing led to another and now she’s out to cool off. I suppose I probably shouldn’t have brought up wrinkles- hey.” He sat up with a sharp look, glaring at the doctor. “What’s so funny?”

“N-Nothing. Nothing, I assure you.” Watson tried to fight down the chuckles bubbling up, waving a hand. “It’s just- you two are just like brother and sister, how you fight. It’s rather adorable.”

“Adorable? That woman nearly took my life with a shoe and you think it’s adorable?” Sherlock’s glare softened to something more playful as he watched Watson struggle to compose himself. “Well, since you think our predicament is so funny, why don’t I give you even more reasons to laugh, eh old chap?”

“Whatever do you mean- wait! Hold ohoohohohohn!” Sherlock had crossed the room in seconds, latching his hands onto Watson’s waist and squeezing, making the doctor arch with a cackle. “Shehehehheerlock, pleahhahahhhahahse!”

“Why? You’re the one who thought my predicament was funny. I bet you’re wondering now how I knew you were ticklish. Simple deduction, John.” The detective moved his hands up to Watson’s upper ribs, laughing along with him when he squealed. “You see- well, I guessed, hehe.”

“Nohohoohoho suuhuhuhuhprise thehehehhheere! Gehehehhet ohhoohohohff me yoohohohohu scohohohohohondral!” Watson batted at his hands, starting to sink off his chair when those dastardly fingers dug into his armpits. “Ihiihiihihll tehhehehell Miihiihihiss Huhuhuhuhdson yoohohohour ohohohohown tihihihiickle spoohohohoohts!”

“An insult and a threat? My word, Watson- you really want me to tickle you to tears!” Sherlock laughed, following him to the floor. “As if Miss Watson doesn’t already know about my weaknesses! Good try though! Now- let’s try here!”

~Send me a pairing and a candy heart phrase~

[twopplwholoveeachother]

let joan say fuck! she deserves it

joan: i'm not writing you letters because you're Not Fucking GoING to JaIL

sherlock: moriarty would do it

joan: oh my fucking god

[hopeswriting]

i love you characters who know exactly who they are, monstrous parts and all. monstrous parts and nothing else. i love you characters who embrace it fully and wholly, who are happy and at peace with who they are and have no intention to ever change their ways or interest in becoming a better version of themselves. i love you characters who've painstakingly perfected being monsters, and so they'd know they're already the best version of themselves. characters who've weaponized their monstrous parts to get every single thing they want out of life, and who are unashamed and unapologetic and proud and bold about it.

i love you characters perfectly self-aware of their monstrous parts who gleefully look straight back at the rightfully deserved and earned scorn, judgment and condemnation thrown their ways with wide grins that's all teeth. characters who say "you're right, i am a monster. and you should try to stop me. but can you?" and it's a threat.

i love you characters who won't stand for anyone telling them they don't get to have love and happiness because of their monstrous parts. characters who'll stop at nothing to take hold of love and happiness of their own in spite of the world telling them they don't get to have those things, and who don't care to become even more irredeemable than they already are along the way.

i love you monstrous characters who hold tightly onto the broken and bleeding forms of the love and happiness they took for themselves, with no intention to ever let go of them even if it means they shatter in their hands. characters who'd rather they shatter in their hands before ever letting go of them, and who made sure to first break them and make them bleed so they could fit within their hands to begin with. i love you characters who don't think it makes it any less meaningful or worthy, and who would do it all over again and even worse if need be, because how else can a monster even love anyway but with sharp teeth and claws and your blood and tears warm on their lips and tongue?

i love you characters whose monstrous parts are their oldest and most loyal and trustworthy companions. characters who find comfort in their monstrous parts and are ruthlessly and mercilessly protective of them. i love you characters who can't even fathom who they could possibly be other than monsters, and yet have this gaping, bottomless pit of loneliness and yearning for something they couldn't possibly know the name of. i love you characters who've been monsters for as long as they've had that gaping and bottomless pit inside them as far as they can remember.

i love you monstrous characters who've never imagined they could ever be loved back for the monsters they are, but then they are. monstrous characters who've never imagined the broken and bleeding forms of the love and happiness within their hands could choose and want to stay right there anyway, but then they do. i love you characters who suddenly have to confront and grapple with the idea that maybe they can be something else other than monsters once they're loved.

i love you monstrous characters who're loved anyway, monstrous parts and all. monstrous parts and nothing else. i love you monstrous characters loved for being monsters first and foremost, monstrous characters loved because they're monsters, and not in spite of it.

i love you characters who know no amount of love given to them will ever change the fact they're monsters. i love you characters being loved anyway with a love that doesn't ask or want or expect them to become any less monstrous for it, but they want to try to change for it anyway. i love you monstrous characters who are loved and whose nature won't change for it, but maybe their ways can. maybe they can try to make their monstrous parts a little less sharp and jagged and deadly, a little less often bloody and a little more merciful and kind out of being loved as they are anyway.

i love you monstrous characters learning to let go of the broken and bleeding forms of the love and happiness within their hands, and having their whole world turned upside down when they choose to stay anyway. i love you monstrous characters being made completely undone not by the forgiveness for the broken and bleeding parts, but by the acceptance of them.

i love you characters who are monsters and loved anyway and who don't become any less of monsters for it, but so what of it? after all, when is a monster not a monster? when there's no changing of their nature, and yet they try to not give in to it anyway just because they were born with sharp teeth and claws and a craving for blood that'd make it so easy to.

i love you monstrous characters who are loved and don't become any less of monsters for it, but who still keep being loved anyway.

i love you monstrous characters resolving to try to become more human even knowing they'll never really succeed at it because they still keep being loved anyway.

[pix-writes]

I'm not sure if this will make it into a Sherlock Holmes fic I'm writing or not, if I'm honest probably not - BUT I'm incapable of keeping something so funny (to me) by myself! so here is the excerpt that made me giggle at my drafts today:

Holmes’ out-of-context conversation starters had become something I expected, though they still often surprised me, I was no longer bewildered or startled by them, as I had been when we first started our acquaintance. My friend’s mind could drift anywhere and alight on the most minute and intricate of matters, which would escape the notice of the general population. Though, I can hardly put into words my astonishment of what his opening words were when I entered 221B that afternoon. “Bees, Watson!” “Bees?” “Yes, bees. I have become intrigued by their structures, Watson – it is most fascinatingly detailed, and I must gather more data on the subject.” Holmes stood by the window, face turned at an angle, for the benefit of addressing me whilst still being able to watch the passers-by below, pale afternoon light highlighting his profile. As I set down my things and settled into my chair, he stayed there, pensive, I observed, given that his hands were steepled under his chin. “Is this for a case?” I asked, wondering if there were connections I had not yet seen.

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i consider myself a bit of a connoisseur of besties-turned-lovers stories but one thing that has always bothered me a little is when the besties actually become lovers and then the relationship loses all bestie-itude LIKE correct me if im wrong but i feel like these things aren’t usually mutually exclusive... i see it more often with m/f besties but i see it with same gender, etc besties on occasion too and like. YES its realistic that friendships change their dynamics over time (even without turning into lovers) but i always see this thing where these two besties get together and then are immediately like “but i CANT dick around with my bestie anymore because theyre also my significant other” you could if you werent a coward. can’t u dick around with ur bestie romantically. can’t you dick around with ur partner bestie-ly. what am i not getting here

[amypihcs]

I finally managed to understand what our dear Doc says in the twisted lip scene answering to Holmes' "dawn"

"WHY aren't you asleep?" Watson, my dear. You should know him. Of course he didn't sleep a wink!

Poor Watson toh! We are all here saying that Holmes lives on caffeine, but let's consider all the coffees or teas WATSON downs to simply stay awake when woken up at ass o' clock. Doc didn't stop his university and military habit of 4 hours of sleep and 4 coffees. And not of his own free will, this is SURE.

Holmes. Let your poor, long suffering husband sleep, please.

JUST LET THE MAN SLEEP.

LET HIM SLEEP.

[walnutcookie]

Okay now I REALLY wanna know what each toon thinks of their new counterpart and the same for them. Like, Paris and Glisten seem to be in good terms but I NEED MORE

HEHEHEHEHE Im answering a similar ask too but ill do this one first i guesses since the other one has more to it...

for one uhm . Paris and glisten are on less than good terms... theyre forced to get along just because of their circumstances and how they are as people but Dear god if the situation were different it woudl be AWFUL</3 glisten sees paris as just flawless. hes perfect in all the ways glisten isnt. paris very much has the same insecurities as glisten does but instead of just denying it and trying to convince himself and others that hes totally flawless paris puts down other people in order to make himself feel and look superior by comparison. Usually through backhanded compliments because hes not allowed to insult people.. hes very good at picking his words just right to where he cant really be punished for it. Because of his personality though most people are intimidated by him or straigjt up terrified of him so he doesnt have any close relationships... he sees glisten (whos supposed to be inferior to him) having fun and laugjign with people and having Actual Friends who arent terrified of him and it makes him so fucking mad. He thinks glisten has the friendships he deserves. glisten on the other hand just sees paris whos better at hiding his loneliness than him and the things paris says makes him feel like hes a loser and everyone thinks paris is so perfect. Part of him wonders if paris is even lonely or not - glisten is always in denial about being lonely so seeing paris act so flawlessly he cant help but think maybe hes just dramatic about it himself. it makes him feel like shit in comparison </3 Paris has this burning rage toward him and glisten is more submissively hopeless. Theyre both incredibly jealous of each other

toodles and twinkles are literally the best of friends they are TWO PEAS IN A POD!!! Theyre so much like each other they both love to help people :] however toodles is jealous of twinkles because the toons in her generation let her help a lot more.. shes still treated like a child but the older toons just seem so much more willing to let her help and praise her for her abilities :'] She seems like this perfect little angel child that everyone loves and toodles wishes that she could feel that loved and respected by her fellow toons... Meanwhile twinkles is. A little scared of toodles. Shes been trained to never cry or laugh too loud or get mad or get too excited so seeing toodles being so open and genuine and Emotional makes her panic a little because she thinks toodles will get hurt </3 they get along with each other best out of all the gen1/gen2 toon pairs though. Least problematic duo but they do still have their issues...

Rodger and watson do Not Fucking Get Along. dear god. watson likes to speak his mind and can get a little rough but he also does it out of pure love and care for others. Hes a very empathetic person and reacts in.. exaggerated ways i guess lol. tones it down a little in front of kids but he still snaps sometimes. Hes one of the known troublemakers of the new toons but hes not the BIGGEST troublemaker he just likes to pick fights whenever he thinks something is unfair. Compare this to rodger whos much more reserved and a little selfish... watson of course is a detective too, and even though he and rodger are different people, theyre still meant to be similar. He knows rodger's deal. he can see through that shitty facade. the main reason he hates rodger though is because he outright refuses to help himself, ignores all the advice he gives to other people when applied to himself, and of course because of that takes it out on toodles... toodles immediately liked watson because yknow they just see each other as another rodger and another twinkles and after hearing some of the shit toodles says about rodger he is just disgusted by the guy. watson voice GO GET THERAPY!!!!! rodger totally understands why watson hates him hes not Dumb but hes in denial. he thinks watson is unprofessional and impulsive and rude. does not like him one bit either. hes also a little jealous of how open watson is able to be and how honest he is (intentional for all the gen1 toons to be jealous of something the gen2 toons have). They both think that toodles and twinkles should be adopted by them

I HAVE MORE TO SAY ABOUT THESE FELLAS... Im aware this is lacking a bit of context LOL i dont even rememebr what ive talked about and what i havent so.. if u have any questions let me knooowww :3333 TYSM FOR THE ASK!!!

btw big shoutout to the toast himself @cherryformula my yapper buddy!!! most of these thoughts came from us bouncing off of one anothers ideas FSDKJFHASDJFJ

[xgraavyx]

I just watched "The King of Blackmail" soviet adaptation and omg I loved it so much. This case has always been very interesting to me, like Watson and Holmes literally break into this dudes house, witness a murder, and leave. Like the woman who kills Milverton came out of nowhere. The case kinda solves itself. I love this case don't get me wrong but it is formatted so differently to the others. There isn't much of an investigation. They know the who the "guilty" party is and they go to obtain the doccuments. This case reminds me a lot of A Scandal In Bohemia in the way they both involve breaking into somewhere to get blackmail. Although in this case, Sherlock is on the side of morality as opposed to in Bohemia he is technically in the wrong morally. I love the beginning scene with Mycroft. They did a great job at showing his dynamic with Holmes while still showing off his better deduction skills.

Having Watson interrupt Milverton during their negotiation in 221B was also very cool. Watson's strong sense of morality and justice making him lash out at Milverton's corrupt business practices. Holmes having to remind Watson to be civil was cool too. Even though they both think Milverton is unethical. Watson grabbing a chair to strike him with when he pulled out his weapon was cool. It shows off his quick call to action during threatening situations. I love this adaptation of Watson. They keep his shorter temper while maintaining his sense of duty and justice. When he speaks with Holmes about his plan to break into Milverton's place to steal the letters he is conflcted with the legality of the situation. Holmes takes advantage of Watson's sense of duty and reminds him of their client and how Milverton deserves this. The morality and legality of the situation are so cool. Not to mention Watson insisting he come with Holmes. It is either they both go or neither and I love that. The musical direction and cinematography of the burglury scene are wonderful. I love how this adaptation is presented. Like half of the episode is dedicated to setting up the case and the other half is the proper investigation/solving of the case.

Having the duo leave behind evidence when they're roaming around is interesting. Holmes even mentions this, he says that even though he solves crimes for a living, he wasn't even able to hide his own evidence. Overall this was a lovely episode I loved it lol.

[thesymphonytrue]

Trick or Treat 🎃

Okay here is a draft of first part of my White Coller X Sherlock fic! Lol I really like this scene and wanted to share! I hope to work more on this fic over the holidays as I’ve been working on it over a year now 😂😅

White Collar FBI Office, New York City, U.S

Peter scanned the email again, then glanced down at his CI, Neal Caffrey, in the bullpen. Neal was (or at least appeared to be) diligently working on case files, brows furrowed and leg bouncing up and down with unreleased energy.

Neal did need some excitement. The past few weeks of mortgage fraud cases that required sitting still at a desk was beginning to wear on both Neal and Peter, the former just needing to run around like a puppy and the latter needing some new scenery to keep him from dropping his head on the desk and taking a well-deserved snooze.

But was this newest request too much new scenery?

He read the email yet again:

Agent Burke,

It has come to my attention that you possess one of the best art forgers in the world and I am in need of that kind of expert (I admit my brain does not make room for artistic work other than my daily violin practice, which I feel is sufficient for my line of work).

Would you kindly meet me and my partner at 221B Baker St, London next Tuesday at 1 pm? I have a rather exciting case that I feel your team would be interested in. I have attached the case file for your viewing pleasure. Please respond promptly.

Cheers,

Sherlock Holmes

PS. This is John typing this out and while I begged Sherlock to not use the word “possessed” in regard to your Criminal Informant, he insisted that particular word be used and therefore, I apologize. We (well, I) realize that Neal Caffrey is a human being and not a tool being used by the FBI for its advantage.

PPS. Yes, I realize how passive aggressive this sounds.

PPPS. We really do need your help with this case, as much as Sherlock would hate to admit it. -John

London. Peter thought.

The last time he was in London, he was chasing Neal. To return to that city on the same side as him would be exhilarating.

But can I trust Neal in a foreign country?

Peter wanted to trust Neal, he wanted to take the road trip across the pond but—

“Hey Peter!”

Peter jerked up from the computer, closed the email, and turned to see Neal casually leaning against his office door, eyes sparkling like he knew something Peter didn’t.

“How long have you been standing there?” Peter asked, already exasperated.

“Off to London, are we?,” Neal said in an impeccable British accent.

Peter groaned, “Neal, knock before you come into my office–”

“Peter,” Neal smiled brightly and stuffed his hands into his pockets, “We’ve been working together long enough that you should know better.”

Peter humphed. Neal had a point. He begrudgingly opened the email and let Neal read it.

“So have you worked with Holmes before?” Neal asked, still bent over Peter’s desk, invading Peter’s personal space.

“No,” Peter said flatly, “And I don’t care to. He seems cartoonish to me. Not real.”

Neal raised an eyebrow, “You do realize you told me I looked like a cartoon on our first day working together?”

“And that hasn’t changed!” Peter said, a humorous smile tickling his lips, “If I hadn’t met you outside that bank, I would have thought you weren’t real either with all the crime you’ve accomplished in such a short amount of time.”

Peter meant this as an insult, but Neal, of course, smiled proudly and batted his eyelashes.

“Peter, you flatter me!”

Peter waved him off and returned to the email.

“What do you think of the postscript?”

“Oh John Watson? The writer scrambling to make Sherlock Holmes appear more human? He’s his blogger. And er…partner?”

“Blogger?” Peter’s brows furrowed in confusion. “Partner? As in partner?”

“God, Peter, I don’t know their personal relationship!” Neal’s eyes lit up, “You know a lot of people would think that we are partners…”

“Shut it, Neal!” Peter flushed, cheeks warming, “But on a serious note, what is a blogger and why does a detective like Sherlock Holmes need one?”

Neal sighed, it was a sigh of a younger generation trying to explain something to an older one.

“Watson writes about Sherlock’s cases. It’s quite interesting. I’m not into murder mysteries, so I don’t read them often, but sometimes they deal with high priced art and antiquities and they are quite the dynamic duo,” Neal looked Peter up and down as if examining him, “Perhaps as well matched as you and me.”

Peter met Neal’s eyes, “No one is better matched than you and me.”

For a moment, the mask that Neal wore dropped and Peter could see all the way into his thumping heart. Peter’s heart softened at Neal’s vulnerability, the way he lapped up Peter’s compliment, drank it into his soul, and now it shone through his blue eyes staring at Peter in disbelief.

Peter chuckled softly and gave Neal a pat on the shoulder.

“Well,” he said quietly, “It’s true.”

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Five Fics Friday: March 22/24

HORRAY IT'S FINALLY FRIDAY!! Now I wish summer would come faster LOL. Let's suffer the cold weather together, northern hemisphere, and cozy up this weekend with one of these fantastic fics! Also be sure to give some extra love to the boosted fic too! <3 Enjoy!

SIGNAL BOOSTING

Mint sorbet by avalanching effect (T, 6,172 w., 1 Ch. || Supernatural Elements AU || Implied / Referenced Cannibalism, Magical Realism, Crack and Humour, Mutual Pining, Alternating POV) – An interlude of sorts. Served as a palate cleanser in order to prepare the taste buds for the next course. Part 3 of Not dead, not alive, but a secret third thing

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Scrounging by tepidspongebath (G, 927 w., 1 Ch. || Fluff, Domesticity, Established Relationship, Food) – Sherlock and John scrounge up something to eat after getting home from a case.

4 Times Sherlock Proposed, and One Time John Returned the Favour by PipMer (T, 1,251 w., 1 Ch. || Fluff, Humour Romance, Five and One) – Well, this would not do. This would not do at all. John Watson should never look so unsure of himself, so fearful of rejection. John Watson deserved all of the best things life had to offer, and if one of those things was Sherlock Holmes himself, then that’s what he would have. No begging, and no grovelling, necessary.

Hello You by weeesi (T, 20,945 w., 11 Ch. || Alternate First Meeting AU || Fake Relationship, POV John, Adventure, Romance, Humour, Bisexual John, First Kiss) – John kind of can’t believe he’s doing this and kind of can’t imagine doing anything else. He dips his head, heart pounding.

GOOD OMENS MFL

Donor Relations by curtaincall (T, 35,379+ w., 8/10 Ch. || Human AU || WiP || Humour, Meet-Cute, Romantic Comedy) – When marketing manager Anthony Crowley gets saddled with managing his employer's corporate responsibility program, he sees it as an opportunity to improve the company's image after an embarrassing scandal. Luckily for him, that chance comes in the form of Aziraphale Eastgate, a fundraiser seeking sponsors for his charity's annual gala. It's a simple enough transaction, but Crowley has his own personal reasons for wanting a reputational burnishing, and when Aziraphale finds out about Crowley's past, they seize the chance to construct a different sort of arrangement. And then things become a bit more personal than either of them bargained for...

[lesbiangummybearmafia]

The Gilded Age, 02x05 Close Enough to Touch, my thoughts...

Omg I'm so happy for Aunt Ada! It was brilliant she didn't allow her fears to stop her marring the Reverend Forte. Their so sweet together. I understand that Aunt Agnes had to marry that man she did and as result had a horrible marriage but I'm glad the Reverend Forte pointed out to her that it was for her own selfish reasons she didn't want Ada to marry him and not because she was trying to protect Ada. I'm also glad Aunt Agnes got her head out of her butt and went to the wedding! Because no matter what she said under the grumpy exterior I want to believe she actually happy for her little sister. Now I want them to find a man for Aunt Agnes, wouldn't that be amazing to see!

Ok I completely annoyed by the whole Peggy and her boss thing. How played out, over done, so predictable and well just lazy is that?! Why can't they make her character smarter than that. Be all like oh hell no fool, you're married. Yes we had a scary fucking moment back there but no we don't need to be kissing or anything else. Because it makes Peggy's character come off as less than she is, less intelligent, less brilliant. It does such a deserves to her character!

But Bertha's staff was so not on our watch mf! I freakin love them. Especially Church making sure the Duke didn't end up with a lap full of hot soup. And Watson for catching on to what was going on in the first place! Bertha needs to give them and Mrs. Bruce a rise!

Oh I loved, loved watching Turner's plan at revenge go up in smoke. Omg Mrs. Fish comments perfectly just hitting Turner's last nerve lmfao!! God their making me truly hate her.

Bertha's dinner party gown was so beautiful. I do like seeing all the lighter colors this season and flower prints. I thought Bertha was rather cute when she kept checking to make sure everything for the dinner was perfect and all her staff kept reassuring her. I would like to see more moments like that where she's well cute. When Gladys tried to walk further down the talk, Bertha all come back here you lol. I so knew one of the main reason Bertha wanted to meet the Duke was because of Gladys. If she gets her way Gladys is going become a Duchess. It was great Bertha and George are not longer fighting omg. I didn't realize how heavy that made the show until the episode. Even with the events with Peggy unfortunately the episode still feel lighter.

Oscar and Maude Beaton are very sweet together but I don't want to see Maude get hurt. If Oscar actually loves her, perhaps like one loves a very dear friend or a best friend than maybe it's alright but if not. He definitely needs to stop acting like any kind of goldigger though! I just really want him to have honest feelings for Maude is all.

Marian if she doesn't want to be with Dashiell Montgomery ok. But her doing cringie face everytime he said something in that direction is getting old and annoying. Could she please grow the same spine for herself she seems to have for everyone else.

It's so awesome they put in about Emily Warren Roebling the first female engineer. That whole thing Larry finds out is completely ture part of history. I really appreciate the show added. It's important that our women's history finally be included.

[yutopia-eleftheria]

Favorite Pokémon Trainer of Each Type Meme

When I went looking for some Pokémon Memes, I always find stuff like "Favorite Pokémon of Each Type", but never "Favorite Pokémon TRAINER of Each Type", so I decided to change one and turn it into that because trainers also deserves to shine

(And I think we all have a favorite Pokémon Trainer of a certain type, don't we ?)

Normal : Larry Okuba

I can't really explain why but I like this guy. He is so formal yet so funny at the same time.

Shoothout to Aloé Lenora, because she is highly underrated and I almost put her in here.

Other trainers ranked :

2. Aloé Lenora

3. Althéo Ilima

4. Tcheren

5. Norman Mitsuko Senri

6. Blanche Whitney

Grass : Barbara Mallow

I found her to be so cute and kind. Even though she is a Trial Captain, she is still a Trainer after all, so she counts ! ♥

Other trainers ranked :

2. Érika

3. Rachid Cilan Cress

4. Flo Gardenia

5. Colza Brassius

6. Percy Milo

7. Amaro Ramos

Fire : Meloco Braseco

She is way too badass ! Her entire design is *chef's kiss* ♥ Honestly though there are a lot of cool Fire Type Trainers so it was really hard to choose. I'm sorry Kabu :,(

Other trainers ranked :

2. Kabu Arwen

3. Adriane Flannery

4. Malva Pachira

5. Rubépin Crispin

6. Armando Cilan Cress

7. Kiawe

8. Max Archie

9. Adrien Flint

10. Auguste Blaine

Water : Marc Wallace

This man is too sassy for us not gonna lie xD !

2. Donna Nessa

3. Narcisse Siebold

4. Marlon Amana

5. Noa Cilan Cress

6. Ondine Misty

7. Arthur Maxie

8. Néphie Lana

9. Juan Adan

10. Lovis Wake

11. Kombu Marisco

Electric : Inézia Elesa

She is such a wonderful woman. I pretty much immeditely fell in love with her. One of my Waifus not gonna lie ♥

Other trainers ranked :

2. Mashynn Iono

3. Tanguy Volkner

4. Lem Bonnie Clemont

5. Chris Sophocles

6. Voltère Watson

7. Major Bob

Bug : Éra Katy

All the Bug Type Trainers are pretty much in the same Tier for me, but I still like Éra slightly more than the others.

Other trainers ranked :

2. Aaron Ryo

3. Hector Bugsy

4. Artie Burgh

5. Violette Panji

6. Guzma

Flying : Alizée Winona

In all honesty, I love all of the Flying type Trainers. They're all so cool in my opinion and it was one of the hardest choices to make.

Other trainers ranked :

2. Carolina Skyla

3. Albert Falkner

4. Kahili

5. Larry Okuba (Elite 4 Alternate Team)

Fighting : Élige Dendra

Mah gurl alright ! I love Élige with all my heart ! ♥ I wish I could have had a Sports teacher like her OMG ♥ Also Girl supremacy among Fighting type trainers ! ♀♥♀

2. Faïza Bea

3. Cornélia Korrina

4. Nèflie Éri

5. Mustar Honey

6. Bastien Brawly

7. Mélina May-Lin

8. Aldo Bruno

9. Pectorius Hala

10. Kunz Marshal

11. Chuck Shijima

Ground : Cayenn Rika

I'm pretty "meh" about the Ground type trainers, but Cayenn : That's my Elite 4 ! My Ground type gal ! I love her with all of my heart ! ♥

Other trainers ranked :

2. Paulie Hapu

3. Bertha Terry

4. Giovanni Sakaki

5. Bardane Clay

Rock : Alyxia Olivia

It was a hard choice because Roxanne was up there too. They are definitely the best Rock type Trainer Girls out there ♥

Other trainers ranked :

2. Roxanne Tsutsuji

3. Thaïm Rytima

4. Chaz Gordie

5. Lino Grant

6. Pierrick Roark

7. Pierre Brock

Ice : Olga Lorelei

As much as I love Zhu, Lona, or even Grusha and Sina...and Glacia OMG they're so many !!!... Anyways... the OG Ice Type Trainer that is Olga Lorelei will always hold a special place in my heart, especially with her Let's Go redesign ♥

Other trainers ranked :

2. Zhu Brycen

3. Sina

4. Lona Gordie Melony

5. Grusha Nievecima

6. Glacia Prim

7. Gladys Candice

8. Garrett Gaeric

9. Urup Wulfric

10. Frédo Pryce

11. Lilien Zinzolin

Poison : Ério Atticus

If only Mimosa Miriam was a Poison Type as I thought she was at first, she would have absolutely DOMINATED them ! But no she doesn't have a specific type lol. Most of them are ninjas and are therefore pretty cool, but I have to choose Ério because : Handsome guy behinf the mask ♥

Other trainers ranked :

2. Sophora Klara

3. Strykna Roxie

4. Jeannine Kyô Anzu

5. Koga Kyô Anzu

Psychic : Morgane Sabrina

The very first Psychic Type Trainer and Gym Leader is the best one ! She has an amazing backstory and design ! (Except for HeartGold and SoulSilver because they destroyed her...) She is still the best nonetheless !

Other trainers ranked :

2. Saturnin Avery

3. Tully Labiosa

4. Clément Will

5. Lucio Goyô

6. Percila Caitlin

7. Lévy & Tatia

8. Astéra Olympia

9. Dexio

10. Saubohne Faba

11. Travis Bede (before becoming a Gym Leader)

Ghost : Alistair

I mean who doesn't like this little boy ? He is so cute and yet can be so terrifying at the same time. By far one of the best Ghost Type Trainers ever made !

Other trainers ranked :

2. Mortimer Matsuba

3. Spectra Phoebe

4. Laïm Rytima

5. Margie Acerola

6. Kiméra Fantina

7. Anis Shauntal

8. Agatha Kikuko

Dragon : Amaryllis Zinnia

Everything in her is pure awesomness ! From her design to her purpose and her destiny, she is just too incredible ! Note that Iris was still close to her as she has one of the best glow-ups in the entire franchise.

Other trainers ranked :

2. Iris Landon

3. Peter Lance

4. Sandra Clair

5. Roy Raihan

6. Hassa Girasol

7. Dracéna

8. Solane Ryuki

9. Watson Drayden

10. Irido Drayton

11. Drake Aragon

Steel : Shehroz Peony Rose

I think you pretty much know it at this point. He is my favourite character in Galar and one of my absolute favorite characters of the franchise ! I don't care what people say, this is my opinion and I'll stick by it.

Other trainers ranked :

2. Pierre Rochard

3. Nikolaï Akuroma

4. Jasmine Mikan

5. Dhilan Peony Rose

6. Popi Llavesol

7. Nérine Amarys

8. Thyméo Wilkström

9. Charles Byron Roark

10. Molène Mullain

Dark : Rosemary Piers

Our punk girl that turns out to be an absolute cinnamon roll is in this OMG ! Not gonna lie this runs in the family : her brother Peterson is also insanely cool. But some people managed to made their way in between them...

Other trainers ranked :

2. Pieris Grimsley

3. Marion Karen

4. Peterson Piers

5. Giacomo Brôme

6. Damien Sidney

7. Dahn Nanu

Fairy : Valériane

Fairy type happens to be the most recent type added (*kof kof* DLC *kof kof* ?...) But when you come to think about it, it's been already 10 years since X & Y came out and since Fairy was first introduced ! Time flies ! And to this day, I still think that our very first Fairy Type Trainer, Johtonian now Kalosian as well, Valériane, is still on the spotlight.

Other trainers ranked :

2. Taro Lacey Elesa

3. Oléa Mine

4. Travis "Tracie" Bede

5. Sally Opal (when young she is easily above both Travis and Oléa)

6. Ortiga Mejadoha

What about you people ? Who is your favorite trainer for each type ? Let me know ; I'm curious.

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AAAAnd did it again

If you're here you know I'm crazy and i don't have ONE nut in the right place. So here you go, with Watson with the Shirt Cut Meme - Yes, i believe his manboobs deserve more appreciation. And than @contact-guy for the drawing of Watson in a corset for the idea to do it.

I thank @tyrannosaurusnacks for the idea of the last one, and she, @i-dont-talk-for-days-on-end and @louieclamlent for having encouraged me. Also, @louieclamlent you are hereby challenged to do the ass or the thighs meme uwu (if you feel like that ofc, ahahah i'm joking).

YES, Watson needs to have Scotland-themed braces. And yes, the last one is post hiatus, Watson just got back in proper Watsonian shape after it. This Watson is a mix of Hardwicke and Burke, lol, because yes. Timelapse and very much blursed version under the cut

And the blursed version with only eyebrows and moustache for an expression

Ah, and of course the person without whom i couldn't have done anything.

Her Meowjesty, Empress Mey.

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Writing Patterns

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

Thanks for the tag @user-needs-new-hyperfixation

*pulls up Ao3* Oldest to newest →

10. Fifteen seconds

The bouquet of roses was like an anchor; he held it tightly in both hands so as not to fall off the world's edge.

9. Ray of sunshine

Sherlock had never needed a cigarette so badly in his life.

8. Conquer the world

(I started with a fake tinder-conversation screenshot and will take the first written thing under that)

John Watson was playing with fire.

7. One's worth

The hand in his was, as expected under the circumstances, sticky.

6. ɟɟo pǝuɹnʇ sdɯɐlʇǝǝɹʇs ǝɥʇ

Tendentially all IQ points in this room were by far over 350.

5. Split attention

William stretched, hooked his index finger into the metal ring of the bottom bedside drawer, and pulled it open.

4. A day off

Sherlock balanced three glasses, considering himself the most suitable for the task.

3. Adic(k)ted

06:27 pm  Mycroft was about to disinherit me

2.Achoo!

Two things caused William to be roused from his well-deserved sleep that cold morning. 

Dear heart: Shut up

Darkness surrounded him as William opened his eyes.

I don't know if there's a pattern but I'm glad I'm not always starting with a character name Lol No tagging 'cause everyone I know who writes is already tagged Feel free to join!

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🧡💚💜🖤 for the ask game, whatever fandom you'd like

Why, thank you! I'm going with Sherlock Holmes on this one. I rambled a bit so I'm putting it under the cut lol

🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?

In STUD, Watson mentions that he "keep[s] a bull pup," and there's a huge debate as to what he means. I don't claim to know, but I will never in my life agree that he is referring to a literal bulldog puppy. 😭

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

Not so much the fandom, but the zeitgeist in general: Holmes is not an asshole! I think this idea comes from him being bitchy, which he is GREAT at, but he's certainly not mean or cold. He's a human who is having his best and worst moments recorded by someone writing stories for entertainment! This is all to say nothing of mental illness and neurodivergence in the Victorian age. He's usually polite and demonstrates empathy, even when the same is not extended to him. Soap box over, but this is a hill I am happy to die on.

💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?

😔... Gregson........... To me.

🖤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?

Do not mistake this as dislike for the character because this man is the love of my life, but Watson. I don't like when he's watered down to one-dimensional sunshine boy. He IS a sunshine boy, but as he will tell you himself, he is riddled with bad habits and imperfections! He deserves to be loved for those, too. Just read the early days of him and Holmes living together and tell me that man is not a disaster (affectionate). I love Watson and he is not a paragon of virtue. Nor should he be.

Sorry for the essay 😭 I have so many Feelings and Opinions.

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1, 13, and 19 for the violence asks!

ooohhh some very interesting questions!! 1- the character everyone gets wrong Sherlock Holmes, but like in the general consciousness!! He may be blunt, but he's not an asshole, and when he realizes he's fucked up (see SIGN when he was deducing about Watson's alcoholic dead brother), he PROFUSELY apologizes! The man is very passionate in his feelings, he has an annoying high pitched dolphin laugh, he plays practical jokes, he sits like a maniac all day every day, and while he doesn't necessarily TRUST women (he doesn't necessarily trust men, other than Watson and his own brother), after SCAN, he DOES respect women (hell, most of his clients WERE women because the police didn't take THEM seriously) He may be socially awkward, but he's never malicious about it, he doesn't insult people, unless they really deserve it, and sometimes he's just like "lol, this person was an asshole, don't blame whoever shot them for shooting them"

13- worst blorboficiation Probably Phoenix lol. sometimes I see jokey "wrong quotes" or textposts and I would think "he would never say that, you could not torture that information out of him!". I think a lot of people don't realize that Phoenix is really cagey about information regarding himself, even to his own friends (ie him going super emo and silent at the SLIGHTEST implication of Edgeworth, and eventually snapping at Maya). Yeah, he's a dork, but he's also a SECRETIVE dork

19- you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like… TBH, I have no shame, John Waters has freed me from the shackles of cringe <3 Life's too short to be embarrassed about the things that make you happy!! Tho maybe I am a bit mad about fulfilling the "AP lit student only reads the classics" stereotype..... tho in my defense, I also try to seek out obscure stuff!! XD