#Wanker's Day

[crinkle-eyed-boo]

I'll Still Feel the Same Around You by crinkle-eyed-boo (2.4K, E)

He finds himself wishing that the bedsheet would slip down a few more inches so he could get a good look at Harry’s perfectly pert– Louis’ breath hitches as his cock stirs, suddenly very interested in this train of thought.  Oh.  Oh.  The answer to all of Louis’ troubles is so fucking obvious he can’t believe he didn’t think of it until now.  Nothing puts him to sleep like a good orgasm. 

Louis finds the cure for his insomnia in the form of his husband.

A @wankersday fic

[chamerionwrites]

Possibly The most surprising thing I have discovered on the internet is the number of people who will unironically refer to others as "degenerates" without expecting anyone reading this to immediately assume that they are a straight-up fascist

[active-mind-15]

Since some people have headcanons about one or both of Akashi's parents being part European (where in Europe usually changes per person, but it's normally somewhere in West Europe), wouldn't it be funny if the English that Akashi had been taught growing up was British English? I would pay money to see Akashi and Kagami to be put in a room, speak solely in English, and side-eye the lingo each other uses because they both learned different dialects.

[larryyouknow]

It’s all in the wrist

Larry | Explicit ~ 2K

Written for @wankersday fest

Harry works in the fashion magazine and never ever thinks about his marketing director Louis. Definitely not while at work!

Read it on AO3.

[brunchrodent]

Get armed up.

Get armed and train.

If you are marginalized, now’s not the time to be playing the “oh no we should be peaceful” card. Get fucking armed up.

If you are unable to get a firearm because of things like diagnosed suicidal ideation, look up alternatives to firearms for defense.

A bat, a brick, a stick, a knife, a bow, a truncheon of any type, YOUR OWN FISTS! ANYTHING!

Just get it, practice, learn how to defend yourself. We are entering an era of jackassery that is filled with piss smelling morons who WILL NOT HESITATE to try and hurt you or kill you.

I will fucking defend each and every one of you with my goddamn life, do the same for your neighbor. I DONT WANT TO OPEN MY LOCAL NEWS AND SEE THAT ANY OF YOU HAVE BEEN VICTIMIZED BY SOME FUCKWIT WHO CANT HANDLE THAT YOU EXIST.

I LOVE YOU.

I RESPECT YOU.

[clericofinfamy]

damian priest - clash at the castle preshow 2024

short half serious edit because yours truly is SO SCARED for the match between drew and damian tomorrow 😭😭 ALSO ONLY RESPECT FOR EL CAMPIÓN, THE GLASGOW CROWD DOESNT GET IT 😠

[messrsrarchives]

Robyn…I just finished all the young dudes (finally after 7 months 💀 ) 😭 what do I do now??? There’s just a big atyd shaped hole in my heart now 😭

the only correct answer is to IMMEDIATELY follow it up with sirius' pov (rollercoasterwords) (insert nodding emoji, i'm on my laptop rip)

also that hole? neverrrrr gets filled. i am a shell of the man i was before atyd. may you never look at mars bars, toast, or secrets the same again (nod)

[kingsofeverything]

Ahead in the Count

by kingsofeverything

Louis’s been a catcher in the minor leagues for more than a decade and he’s never known a pitcher to touch his junk more often than he touches the baseball.

Harry Styles, however, threw 117 pitches tonight, and adjusted himself 228 times.

⚾️Louis/Harry⚾️Explicit⚾️2K Words⚾️

written for @wankersday 2023

[blamebrampton]

Do you like clever, silly fantasy histories skewering Tudors? Do you like hot young actors and talented older ones with a couple of hotties over 40 but also Rob Brydon? Are you sick of streaming services cancelling good shows after one season? You will probably love watching My Lady Jane and would definitely feel good about yourself signing a petition to give it a much-deserved S2, because honestly what is the point of being a streaming service if you cancel all the good shows, Amazon? We know you’re evil, but this is ridiculous.

Just look how cute this lot are!

[beyondxmeasure]

Don't Pull Your Love Out

E | 5K | Hawk/Tim | Alternating POVs | Prison Visits | Flashbacks | Dominant Tim Laughlin | Masturbation/Mutual Masturbation | 1950s Era/1960s Era

Hawk visits Tim in prison, and it stirs up a lot of feelings, and a lot of memories.

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[crinkle-eyed-boo]

Last Line Challenge

I've been tagged by @disgruntledkittenface @kingsofeverything @lululawrence and many others over the past few months to share the last line I had written and at last I have a little something to share. It's not the ballet fic, but it's a little something to shake the cobwebs off so I can get BACK to writing the ballet fic. Progress is progress!

It’s just one of those nights where Louis can’t turn off his brain.

Tagging you all back plus @allwaswell16 @louandhazaf @sadaveniren @haztobegood @lovingstheantidote @uhoh-but-yeah-alright @homosociallyyours

[chamerionwrites]

Every election cycle I think I can’t get more depressed about the state of USAmerican politics and every election cycle I reach new lows of despair

[breakfastteatime]

I will not do or say anything that will get me fired...

[courfee]

“So is this like a fake dating thing where you’re actually crushing on him for real but hide your feelings because it’s supposed to be only fake?” James frowns and shakes his head. “I don’t have feelings for him. He’s just my best friend’s little brother.” Matz swirls the rest coffee in his mug around as he scrutinises James. “You know, someone can be your best friend’s little brother and also a person you have a crush on. These two things are not mutually exclusive.” “I know,” James pouts. He does know. That doesn’t change the fact that Regulus is Sirius’ little brother and therefore James can’t have feelings for him. Doesn’t. Have feelings for him, that is.

there's a new chapter!

[absoloutenonsense]

Eat, Drink, and Be Cherry by nonsensedarling

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Explicit | 3k

Harry explores a new way to pleasure herself.

Unfortunately, her roommate comes home at the worst time... or is it the best?

Written for @wankersday

Read here on AO3.

[historyartthings]

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