#Wanker's Day

[crinkle-eyed-boo]

I'll Still Feel the Same Around You by crinkle-eyed-boo (2.4K, E)

He finds himself wishing that the bedsheet would slip down a few more inches so he could get a good look at Harry’s perfectly pert– Louis’ breath hitches as his cock stirs, suddenly very interested in this train of thought.  Oh.  Oh.  The answer to all of Louis’ troubles is so fucking obvious he can’t believe he didn’t think of it until now.  Nothing puts him to sleep like a good orgasm. 

Louis finds the cure for his insomnia in the form of his husband.

A @wankersday fic

[chamerionwrites]

Possibly The most surprising thing I have discovered on the internet is the number of people who will unironically refer to others as "degenerates" without expecting anyone reading this to immediately assume that they are a straight-up fascist

[active-mind-15]

Since some people have headcanons about one or both of Akashi's parents being part European (where in Europe usually changes per person, but it's normally somewhere in West Europe), wouldn't it be funny if the English that Akashi had been taught growing up was British English? I would pay money to see Akashi and Kagami to be put in a room, speak solely in English, and side-eye the lingo each other uses because they both learned different dialects.

[larryyouknow]

It’s all in the wrist

Larry | Explicit ~ 2K

Written for @wankersday fest

Harry works in the fashion magazine and never ever thinks about his marketing director Louis. Definitely not while at work!

Read it on AO3.

[uhoh-but-yeah-alright]

Slippery When Wet by yeah_alright

3.5k | Larry, Zarry, Louis & Zayn | Explicit

Harry has a habit of hot tubbing topless, to both the delight and dismay of her housemates Louis and Zayn. When it gets to be too much for Louis one day, she flees to her room to take care of herself, only to be surprised by Zayn showing up in her doorway and suggesting they take mutual advantage of Louis' view of the back garden where Harry's still enjoying her hot tub time. In which Louis finds out the only thing hotter than Harry is getting off a few feet from a good friend who finds her just as overwhelming.

Written for @wankersday fest 2024. 💓💗💞💦

[keo6323]

[clericofinfamy]

damian priest - clash at the castle preshow 2024

short half serious edit because yours truly is SO SCARED for the match between drew and damian tomorrow 😭😭 ALSO ONLY RESPECT FOR EL CAMPIÓN, THE GLASGOW CROWD DOESNT GET IT 😠

[kingsofeverything]

Ahead in the Count

by kingsofeverything

Louis’s been a catcher in the minor leagues for more than a decade and he’s never known a pitcher to touch his junk more often than he touches the baseball.

Harry Styles, however, threw 117 pitches tonight, and adjusted himself 228 times.

⚾️Louis/Harry⚾️Explicit⚾️2K Words⚾️

written for @wankersday 2023

[blamebrampton]

Do you like clever, silly fantasy histories skewering Tudors? Do you like hot young actors and talented older ones with a couple of hotties over 40 but also Rob Brydon? Are you sick of streaming services cancelling good shows after one season? You will probably love watching My Lady Jane and would definitely feel good about yourself signing a petition to give it a much-deserved S2, because honestly what is the point of being a streaming service if you cancel all the good shows, Amazon? We know you’re evil, but this is ridiculous.

Just look how cute this lot are!

[breakfastteatime]

I will not do or say anything that will get me fired...

[courfee]

“So is this like a fake dating thing where you’re actually crushing on him for real but hide your feelings because it’s supposed to be only fake?” James frowns and shakes his head. “I don’t have feelings for him. He’s just my best friend’s little brother.” Matz swirls the rest coffee in his mug around as he scrutinises James. “You know, someone can be your best friend’s little brother and also a person you have a crush on. These two things are not mutually exclusive.” “I know,” James pouts. He does know. That doesn’t change the fact that Regulus is Sirius’ little brother and therefore James can’t have feelings for him. Doesn’t. Have feelings for him, that is.

there's a new chapter!

[crinkle-eyed-boo]

Last Line Challenge

I've been tagged by @disgruntledkittenface @kingsofeverything @lululawrence and many others over the past few months to share the last line I had written and at last I have a little something to share. It's not the ballet fic, but it's a little something to shake the cobwebs off so I can get BACK to writing the ballet fic. Progress is progress!

It’s just one of those nights where Louis can’t turn off his brain.

Tagging you all back plus @allwaswell16 @louandhazaf @sadaveniren @haztobegood @lovingstheantidote @uhoh-but-yeah-alright @homosociallyyours

[chamerionwrites]

Every election cycle I think I can’t get more depressed about the state of USAmerican politics and every election cycle I reach new lows of despair

[beyondxmeasure]

Don't Pull Your Love Out

E | 5K | Hawk/Tim | Alternating POVs | Prison Visits | Flashbacks | Dominant Tim Laughlin | Masturbation/Mutual Masturbation | 1950s Era/1960s Era

Hawk visits Tim in prison, and it stirs up a lot of feelings, and a lot of memories.

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[absoloutenonsense]

Eat, Drink, and Be Cherry by nonsensedarling

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Explicit | 3k

Harry explores a new way to pleasure herself.

Unfortunately, her roommate comes home at the worst time... or is it the best?

Written for @wankersday

Read here on AO3.

[historyartthings]

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