#Waldemar

[bigmack2go]

Newsies as Things my friend and me have said bc im shocked i haven’t done this yet

Sarah: THIS!

Sarah: *points at tailor doll*

Sarah: this is the reason i‘m into women!

(Sarah *in a whispered sob*: my hand fits her waist so perfectly….)

Race after getting one single question wrong: if you’re alowed to be dumb, so am i

Albert *shocked*: why is there no crossover of „sing“ and „zootopia??“

Albert: i mean—… NOT EVEN A FANFICTION!

Jack: there are very few names that are acceptable for sausage dogs

Jack *clears throat*….

Jack: NUMBER ONE—

Race:*wakes up david from his much needed afternoon nap*

Race: do u ever mix up the feeling of attraction with the one of jealousy???

Les: so if harry potter is an otter—

Les: and ron weasly is a weasle….

Les: whats hermione??

Albert: anyone else ever wonder how it would go if henry danger went to hogwarts?

Davey (in the middle of a conversation about hotdogs or smt): is there a place where you can give emoji suggestions??

Hotshot: what are you doing?

Autistic!Spot *squatting*: i need to make sure these pants don’t give me over sensory issues

Race: i dont get hyperfixations

Albert: you— you litteraly memorised Hamilton

Race: IT WAS TO KEEP MY BRAIN IN FORM

Katherine: why is it, whenever i find someone hot, they get a haircut???

Albert: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE— YOU LITTLE… i can’t think of an insult but imagine something thats really bad just so you know i am in fact very mad

(Race: woah who would have thought i’d live to see the day albert dasilva isn’t able to think of an insult)

Albert: ok but like… the characterbuilding of pawpatrol is like,,, really fucking good

Albert: like that shit deserves an oscar

Spot: did it hurt when you fell—

Race (litterally from down on the floor): when i fell from heaven?

Spot: no when you-

Race: when i fell for you?

Spot: RACE YOU JUST F E L L OF THE STAIRS

Jack: ah where did i put my crutchie?

Jack: GAYS HAS ABYONE SEEN MY CRUTCHIE?

Jack: damnit why do i keep losing i— ahhh there it is!

Elmer: ask for forgiveness, not permission

Hotsot: *sighs exasperated while watching elmer proceed to pull out a baloon sword with a genuinely evil look on his face*

Jack: you ever notice how you can deescalate literally any situation by [doing smt] as long as the situation is right?

Davey: *blinks* what?

Smalls: soooo i think i may or may not have just accidentally invented backwards stealing

Jack: ugh! Nephew, grandson! Wheres the difference, really??

Jack: i just stepped on my painting

Jack: haha! Look at those cute lil paint pawprints on the floor

Jack:

Jack: wait why do my feet make pawshaped pawprints???

Davey: thats it. Im done. I quit.

Elmer: quit what?

Davey:

Davey: life.

Spot: im trying to work on my anger issues

Albert: you literally just punched somebody

Spot: and it made me less angry

Mrs Kirby: buttons what are you doing here? This isn’t your classroom

Buttons (shamelessly): avoiding my teacher hopefully for another….

Buttons (squinting at the clock):

Buttons (happy as ever): 36 minutes!

Graves: my bf is being homophobic

Hotshot: youre single???

Graves: exactly!!

Davey: i may be antisocial but im still a socialist

Albert: spot, if i dropped dead here and now and race wasn’t there to witness that you didn’t murder me, what would you do with my body?

Spot: bold of u to assume I didn’t murder u

Spot: or need race as a witness

Spot: or—

Albert: OKAY I GET IT

Albert *putting on creme-deodorant*:

Jack: is this hair wax you’re putting under your arms???

Albert:…

Albert: yes.

Albert: it blocks the sweat glands.

Jack: *proceeds to go on about a ten minute speech about how tiktok spreads false information and life hacks*

Race: ow ow ow ow

Spot: what?

Race: i put on the wrong glasses

Spot: race w h a t

Albert: im a left handed green eyed ginger and thats not even the worst part—

Race: there are four types of people.

Race: watch.

Race: *shoves crutchie so he falls*

Jack: *gasps and runs to fight race*

Davey: *gasps and runs to help crutchie*

elmer: *gasps and laughs at crutchie*

Albert: *gasps and laughs at race*

Race: see

Race: *the most satisfied hes beenin his life*

No one:

Absolutely no one:

On this entire planet no one:

smalls *giving b i r t h*: ow ouch ow ah- yeah that does in fact hurt, owowow

[airedales]

Someone (Waldemar) sniffed out a christmas present (Who were to his kid Brother) and opened it before Santa was here!! He really couldn’t understand why he wasn’t aloud to keep it… [x]

[screechingbeef]

Saw someone I was following doing this, and so I foist this picrew (THE LINK IS FIXED IAM SORY( at @voytekio, @grovygrunge, @theblessed-one to make their OCs with (I know some of you already made one, shush)

I'll also include my flagellant that I'm playing in Voy's WFBRPG game, Waldemar. He's a designated short-king, dwarf-friend, and bile-bather and the only source of healing in the party. He is perpetually low on: Health Clothes Relics Sanity Acolytes

[someonewhogotanaccount]

What was I thinking? It‘s no joke so ugly xD. So, those of you who follow me know that I'm a Renegades fan. And that my brain is pretty mean to me. Well. About three months ago (maybe four?), me and my brain had the following conversation:

Me: Man, I still have math homework to do. I need a little braininess for a minute, yeah? Brain: The Sentinel. I want the Sentinel. Draw the Sentinel. Me: What? But I can't draw- Brain: Do it! Me: What about math? Brain: Brain: Brain: Now I want the Puppeteer, too.

And yes, although I don't have any drawing skills at all, I spent more than three hours drawing this stupid Sentinel (who is called "Wächter" in German, by the way, hence the "W" on his chest). Then I drew a nervous expression on his face (and yes, you can see his eyebrows through the helmet :). Somehow I have a feeling he looked something like that when he first met Nova / Insomnia as Sentinel and she just shot him haha. Then my best friend spotted this drawing in class and asked who it was. And because I practically forced her to read Renegades and she didn't like it, I just named him "Waldemar". So, that's Waldemar. Don't ask me why I drew this, don't ask me why I'm putting this online when it's really just garbage.

And yup, of course I had to draw a whole collection of Waldemars/Sentinels with different expressions. And one with the Puppeteer’s head. Because I apparently have had no hobbies.

Oh, aaaand I actually have to do homework right now. But some things never change ;).

[maimoncat]

Das ist das erste Bild, das ich von Waldemar gezeichnet habe. Er ist ein Wilder Mann, wie die Waldfrau vom letzten Bild, dass ich gepostet habe. Ich bin mir noch nicht ganz sicher mit seinem Design, dass sich seit 2020 schon ziemlich verändert hat. Ich hatte mir mit ihm ‘ne Geschichte gedacht, in der er als nächste Waldfee aufgezogen wurde, wofür er sich dann umentschied, als er als trans rauskam.

This is the first picture I ever drew of my oc Waldemar. He‘s a wild man, like the woodwoman from a previous post. I‘m still somewhat unsure on how I want his design to be, which changed a lot during 2021. I had this idea with him being raised to be the next local forest fairy, but then changing route when he came out as trans.

Questo è il primo disegno che ho fatto del mio oc Waldemar. È un uomo selvaggio, come la donna nell’albero che ho postato un po’ di tempo fa. Il suo design è cambiato un bel po’ dal 2020, e non sono ancora certo di come lo voglia rappresentare. Avevo immaginato che lui fosse cresciuto dai suoi con l’idea di diventare la prossima fata del bosco, il che non si fece quando fece il coming out

[zappobrien]

Mayuri (Bleach), Silver (Pokemon), Leopold von Bergliez (Fire Emblem), Galo Thymos (Promare), Kojiro Nanjo (Sk8)

Mayuri- https://archiveofourown.org/works/43329363

Silver- https://archiveofourown.org/works/43466724

Leopold- https://archiveofourown.org/works/43465534

Galo- https://archiveofourown.org/works/43419673

Joe- https://archiveofourown.org/works/43466143

[postcard-from-the-past]

Waldemar Stregemann on a vintage postcard

[diana-andraste]

Waldemar Strempler

[llovelymoonn]

@tranquildeath \\ waldemar fink laternenlicht ["lantern light"] (1912)

kofi

[happylittleghost]

První šestice je hotová ale nebojte ani zdaleka nekončíme. Vaše další oblíbené lodě které chcete v této sérii vidět klidně pište do komentářů. (Nebojte petriáš je hned v další šestici)

Pokud bych udělal speciální šestici na Cimrmanovy queer postavy koho by jste tam chtěli vidět?

[justineportraits]

Waldemar Kazak Witch with Sirin

[midasmen]

an assortment of polish beatles-related posters i could find!

A Hard Day’s Night, Waldemar Swierzy (1965) / A Hard Day’s Night, Unknown, (1965, as it looks to be a poster used by polish movie theatres to dictate individual showtimes) / Help!, Eryk Lipinski (1967) / Yellow Submarine, Zygmunt Bobrowski (1970) / Unknown, Waldemar Swierzy (1978) / Yellow Submarine, Waldemar Swierzy (2009)

BONUS: VERY STRANGE poster from 1985 by Waldemar Swierzy. i wish i knew the context.

[europeansculpture]

Waldemar Mazurek - Marzyciel, 2022

[dark-art-666]

[weirdlookindog]

The Werewolf Versus the Vampire Woman (La noche de Walpurgis, 1971) - Pressbook cover

[random-brushstrokes]

Waldemar Lindholm - View from Djurgårdsbron towards Strandvägen - Stockholm (1894)