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Drew a mock-up album cover inspired by my brother's band

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wiggles my ass at you bug style

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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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Sir Wendelina Rosamunde, Knight of The Unicorns Court, Champion of The Fey Crown, Servant of The Terribly Whimsical Blade, and Hero of The Land Most Green

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"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone

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Masculinity is under attack they want us to stop reviving ancient hypermysogynist nationalist warrior culture that never existed

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I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

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good news! you're an animorph! bad news! you didn't know about the two-hour limit and got stuck in your first morph, which is whatever this wheel lands on

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If you need a rock to lean against in these dire times

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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

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TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON

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we know you only draw dicks for clout bro. you dont really know what dicks are

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Lebron Kennedy from Resident Evil 4

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I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.