#Waaaait a minute

[sebastianshaw]

Mobile is telling me I’m NOT following blogs that I am and momentarily made me think I had been softblocked by folks. I’ve seen at least one other mutual say the same is happening for them. So if you are using mobile and it looks like you unfollowed by accident/were softblocked, it’s worth checking out at an actual computer if you can because it might just be that.

[somerandomcockroach]

Savage

Monster hunter au part 5

Ratchet being worried that his fiendly beast got killed or decided to leave him while he’s actually just started his anime training episode��

Oh my god this au is taking over my brain haha thank you all so so much for your kind comments and deranged tags. I’m eating them for breakfast>:D

Part 4

[bumpsyp1ains]

The Cutest In The World Preview

“…oh. Hmm. This is awkward,” the lady goomba said.

She did not want this. She had to think of something, quick.

She took a glance at her friends watching the events unfold.

Should I tell him I’m dating Mario? Goombella thought. Ugh, NO! A human and a goomba? That’s so unrealistic!

And then her eyes landed on Vivian.

Wait… perfect!

Quickly, she waddled over to the Shadow Siren and leaned herself close to her.

“Um… sorry. I’m already going out with Vivian here,” she told Goom Goom. “Bad luck, pal.”

Vivian froze, and she started blushing like crazy.

What?

WHAT?

She had to mentally slap herself. This was just acting. Nothing more.

“Y-yeah… sorry, bub,” she sputtered, placing a gloved hand on Goombella’s head. “She’s my… she’s my girl.”

Goom Goom dropped the cake, while Mario and the others stared at the two, surprised.

[flickeringflame216]

behold this absolutely unhinged meme I found while googling info about bear claws

[shdwtouch]

body bag by ne.oni more like ketheric / the absolute not vibing with the "wanna-be warden" of the shadow-cursed lands and going after shade when she starts keeping tabs on moonrise towers and cult activity in the region. (lightbulb ! this could potentially be motivation to have her tadpole'd) trying to eliminate her and thinking they succeeded but, oop, nope she's back. like, I'm thinking in the same way shadow-cursed undead and shadows can revive, shade cannot die within the lands ? and this is true as long as the curse is active.

[!] this is a tentative headcanon / au idea, because uh. I haven't gotten to ketheric in the game yet so idk if it really jives with canon etc

[m4tthewmurd0ck]

Tom Blyth x Actress!Reader

no y/n and i try to avoid descriptors but do use she/her. you star in house of the dragon and your character is aemond targaryen’s girlfriend (let me live ok i know we could change him! he told me!!) aaaand also tbosas as sejanus girlfriend (get it bc rachel and josh and now you and tom). your character in tbosas is nova may winter.

your social media ~

just a fun little social media series, will do this in between editing my coriolanus snow x reader series. first part below the cut, sometime early 2023.

liked by enews and others…

tmz_tv trouble in paradise? rachelzegler and tomblyth spotted looking a little cozy last night! wonder how yourname and joshandresrivera feel!!!

yourname heartbroken!

↳ joshandresrivera shocked!

↳ yourname betrayed!

↳ joshandresrivera bamboozled!

↳ yourname flabbergasted!

↳ joshandresrivera devastated!

↳ yourname yeah that we weren’t invited hadbdjsndj

↳ tomblyth i hate you both 😭

↳ rachelzegler you guys literally had reshoots for tbosas though????

↳ tomblyth and we offered to reschedule for when all 4 of us could go?

↳ yourname fuck we’ve been exposed

↳ joshandresrivera gotta blast!!!

username wait are they really dating?!

↳ username no. rachelzegler is dating joshandresrivera and tomblyth is dating yourname.

↳ username waaaait i just read tbosas. obviously coryo and lucy gray, but also yourname character is dating joshandresrivera character 😂 so everyone had to kiss each others significant other 😂😂😭

↳ username oh to be yourname and rachelzegler

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liked by taylorswift and others…

yourname here to serve your #snowbaird needs! first 3 📸 are the love of my life and tomblyth is in the shots too.

rachelzegler hahaha i love you

↳ yourname marry me when???

tchalamet where was the post for paul and luna when dune came out? #fakefriend #betrayed

↳ yourname timothée??? i literally made a whole youtube video talking about my experience with dune? and i sung your praises for like 10 minutes???

↳ tchalamet not the full first name 😳

joshandresrivera and what about the ship for our characters 🤬

↳ yourname istg you’ll get an entire post dedicated to u once the film is actually out.

↳ joshandresrivera carry on 🤭

ewanmitchell aemond and juliette didn’t get a post either 🤨

↳ yourname aemond killed my baby lucerys, he doesn’t get shit 😞

↳ ewanmitchell you did a whole post when osferth died????

↳ yourname my sweet baby osferth did not deserve to die either 😔

username damn yourname your onscreen boyfriends are low key needy af 🫣

↳ yourname i know right 😩

tmz_tv 👀

↳ yourname this was a joke. i’m laughing at you, not with you.

yourname has blocked tmz_tv

tomblyth caption got me like 😧… and what’s the last photo my love?

↳ yourname my lockscreen is what it is.

↳ username “my love”

↳ username she said my lockscreen hahdudsbdifesz one of us one of us

hunterschafer you’re my spirit animal

↳ yourname hunter is the ACTUAL loml you guys

↳ tomblyth “heart been broke so many times” - rod wave 😧

username i read the book. coriolanus has to choke nova may. tomblyth did u develop a choking kink 🤭😏😏😏

↳ yourname hahahaha username i love you so much for this

↳ username someone spoil it for me why does he choke her

↳ username nova may figures out that coriolanus is the one who betrayed sejanus right when he’s executed and she goes to confront him later. this is when he and lucy gray first get to the cabin. she has a gun but he manages to throw it to the other side of the room. and at least in the book he slams her against a wall and tries to kill her by choking her.

↳ username istg they better put this scene in the movie.

↳ username but does he kill her?

↳ yourname watch and seeeee!

↳ rachelzegler so proud of my girl yourname! we can’t talk about it too much because #spoilers but you guys she’s incredible and it was so cool to watch her and tomblyth film that scene

username i bet tomblyth felt so bad having to be mean to yourname

↳ yourname all jokes aside, tomblyth aka the actual number 1 love of my life, he did feel so bad 😭 i love seeing him turn into coriolanus because it’s obviously so different from who he actually is as a person. but after each take he’d immediately ask if i was okay 🥺🥹

↳ username god i’m so single

if you’d like to be tagged in future tom blyth x actress!reader let me know!

[snowbanshee]

Writing a good fictional villain 101. You feel sad about all the bad things that happened to them, but an adult person made a choice and that choice was evil.

Do you blame Genesis for what Sephiroth did to Nibelheim

What Sephiroth did to Nibelheim was SEPHIROTH'S choice. And his choice alone. There was no excuse for that and it's important to cement that fact.

As for Genesis (and to a lesser extent Angeal), their crime is escalating an already terrible mental health crisis for their friend. Genesis being unnecessarily nasty at the reactor probably heightened Sephiroth's emotions to their breaking point, and also influenced his complete distrust of people. But it all seems rather small compared to the terrible things he uncovers in the library and his subsequent reactions to them. What Sephiroth did stopped being about just Angeal and Genesis. It was a complete culmination of all his hate, rage, and resentment, coupled with his insanity and delusions of grandeur.

Sephiroth is a victim in many, many ways. He was a victim of Shinra. He was a victim of fated circumstances beyond his control. He was a victim of cruel parents and callous friends. He was a victim of being in the worst possible headspace in the worst possible spot at the worst possible time.

But he is also the villain, and a murderer, and wholly responsible for his actions. He rightfully deserves to be punished for what he's done. His story is a tragedy, but it still reaches the same conclusion --that Sephiroth is evil, dangerous, and a threat that needs to be taken out. He was wronged, but that doesn't take away from all the people HE wronged in turn.

I hope that people can see and appreciate that it's perfectly reasonable for Sephiroth to be both--victim and victimizer. Both are valid frames for his character and both work in tandem to build on the identity of a compelling villain. It's valid to sympathize with Sephiroth. And it's equally valid to blame him. Sephiroth being the villain doesn't take away from the fact that he was a victim. And Sephiroth being a victim doesn't take away from the fact that he's a villain. It's a human sentiment for a character who has long since shed his own humanity.

Now whether GENESIS blames himself for what happened in Nibelheim is an entirely different matter...

[canisalbus]

Waaaait a minute, if Machete got his first priest robes during the period where him and Vasco weren't seeing each other does that mean in Vasco's pov Machete existed belovedly non-stylish.

AND THEN. In the short comic where they meet up again? With Machete in his fully evolved form? Where Machete is talking about his costum heeled boots? Vaso suddenly sees THAT Machete with no warning?

I'm convinced that there is a very saucy corner of Vasco's mind that went "he looks good in the robes, but now I want to take him out of the robes" and "I want to see him wearing only the boots"

Yeah, pretty much!

They had both matured and developed into respectable professionals during the time they were apart. Some level of glow up and self-discovery had occurred.

[lichenes]

Omg Ski Aggu requests?? Thank you! 😭 💕

Can I ask for a situation where Aggu is ticklish but he keeps it very low profile in order to keep his “cool persona” but then reader finds out that he’s ticklish

Finally Aggu ask!!! I've been waaaaiting. The gif relays exactly what i think abt him. Aggu is the loml. Send me more Aggu asks!!

CW: kissin, cigs, alcohol, ooc.... sorry :|

wc: 483

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You were looking at him from across the room, trying to catch him staring. You must’ve looked insane, your friends around you distracting you from the blonde, incessantly pointing towards him and ‘ooo’ing. “Shut the fuck up.” You said to one of them when he turned his head towards you. You gave him a bright smile and he smiled back from behind the goggles. 

The oohs got louder after that, fortunately they were quiet enough to not raise his suspicions. This cat and mouse play has been going throughout the whole night. It took everything from you not to walk up to him and kiss his stupid mouth. He kept talking to all his - you assumed - friends and didn’t have a moment to rest and talk to you. The indomitable human spirit was real and you were embodying it right in this moment.

You went to the bathroom hoping to cool down after the whole ordeal. You looked at yourself in the mirror and sighed. It’s go time. 

“Hi!” You introduced yourself to him when you caught him finally alone in the kitchen. “Hello.” He said looking you up and down, not like you’d see from behind the goggles. You introduced yourself. “Gorgeous name for a gorgeous person.” He said, laughing slightly at the corniness. “Was wonderin’ when you’d talk to me.” 

Your face got hotter, your hands started sweating and your heart seemed to rush a million miles an hour. Shit. He noticed. He was sitting in an open window, the moonlight illuminating his features just as well as the burning out lightbulb did. 

“Sorry, I didn’t want to seem like a creep.” You said, almost giving up. He leaned against the counter. “No worries sweetheart.” He said making you malfunction. He was… bold. He pulled out a pack of cigarettes. “Want one?” You shook your head. “Too bad, come sit with me.” 

You spent the next minutes getting to know him, asking him about his music career, his humble beginnings and why did he wear those goggles. “‘s just fun. The mystery of it all you know?” You chuckled.

You were both joking about something when you poked his side by accident while gesturing wildly. He recoiled. “Is everything okay?” You asked worried you’d upset him. “‘s nothing. Don’t worry about it.” He was ticklish, you realised. From then on you teased him relentlessly about it.

You were smoking a cig passing it to him occasionally - an indirect kiss - you thought. “What, like you like being tickled.” He said his goggles not hiding the blush that was sprawled across his face. You laughed, the alcohol you ingested for bravery before the conversation evaporated the second he smiled. He leaned in closer.

You felt yourself turning sober suddenly. He pressed his lips to yours. They were chapped and the cigs were evident on his breath but at that moment - you didn’t mind. 

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[bubble-leaves]

Your Cooking Expertise - Reth x Reader

When you first moved to Kilima, Reth was so ready to show off his skills and impress you, the new human on the block. And, bless his heart, he thought he was so cool. I mean, you seemed to enjoy his world famous soups! He felt on top of the world being able to impress someone that knew nothing about him.

. . . until he learned that you were highly experienced with cooking.

Reth's eyes nearly bugged out of his head when he first saw you bring him a gift of pan-seared scallops. He was so pissed; it tasted delicious. And it got even worse, as you started a habit of bringing him morsels of dishes you were working on perfecting. Eventually, Reth became so intrigued and so jealous that he finally asked if you could teach him some of the basics of your fancy cooking. Which leads us to the present.

Reth stands in the inn kitchen. The inn is closed and empty, apart from Ashura packing up his things for the night. Reth leans against one of the counters, biting his nails as he awaits your arrival. His mind is sifting through all the terrible ways he could embarrass himself in front of you. Asking for your help was embarrassing enough, but what if he spills something and ruins the dish you two were going to make tonight? What if he accidentally cuts himself when chopping produce? Oh Dragon, what if he suddenly sneezes in front of the food?

His face is a shade of deep pink as he pictures several ways he could ruin how you think of him. Just as he's nearly consumed with doubt, your footsteps approach the kitchen entryway. Reth's heart leaps as he takes one look to his left and sees you in the arched entrance. You have a hand on your hip, simultaneously carrying a rattan basket, and a smile on your face.

"Nervous?" You ask.

Reth flashes his handsome award-winning smile and waves his hand dismissively. "Nah! Why would - what gave you that impression?"

"The nail biting. Now you have to go wash your hands," You chuckled, "Wah wah."

Reth paused, then flushed in embarrassment. Yep, first screw up complete.

"Oh, great. I'm on a roll with this fancy cooking biz," Reth sarcastically says, before looking up at you to add, "If you wanna hire me as your head chef at your culinary empire now, you can have all my details."

You laugh as he turns to the sink to wash his hands. He smiles genuinely as he listens to the sound. Your laugh makes him feel so much better, in an instant, like audible morphine.

Reth notices you placing items on the prep counter, each one being taken out from your basket. He finishes drying his hands to investigate. He comes close to see what the ingredients all are. With this distance, you could smell a delightful musk of spices and woodsiness eminating from him. It makes your heart skip a beat, yet you remain calm and act like all is natural.

"Huh. What — HOLY DRAGON," Reth shouts as you suddenly retrieve an expensive sernuk tenderloin from the basket.

You look up at him with raised brows, surprised by his volume. His mouth hangs open as he stares at the sernuk, trying to comprehend how he's possibly allowed to be near such a luxurious cut of meat.

"Wait-waaaait a minute, sweet tooth, that is way out of territory for me," Reth declares.

"You'll do fine," You assure with a gentle laugh.

You place the cut of meat upon a cutting board then reach for the knife rack, simply moving forward. Meanwhile, after a brief pause to comprehend what you said, sparkles fill Reth's eyes. Hearing someone as experienced as you say he'll succeed makes his heart pound. He looks at your face, studying its expression with awe. Damn. You're amazing. Oh, he's so screwed.

"You know, you have a lot of guts to trust me with something like this," Reth chuckles.

"Reth, stop that, I'd trust you with anything," You say with a smile, chastisingly swatting his arm. "Now, c'mon, this is an easy stuffed tenderloin. Slice it open for me."

"Oh, this is the end," Reth dramatically says, taking the knife you carefully hand him.

You ignore his doubts this time and lock into the recipe. You instruct, "Make a three-quarter slice down the middle."

"Bold of you to assume I know fractions," Reth quips before doing as you say.

While he makes a precise cut, you go over to the gas range stove and set the oven to preheat at a precise temperature. You then turn back to Reth, who already has a feeling about the next step.

"Guessing this part includes the salt and pepper you brought," Reth says, "You think I didn't have salt and pep, sweet tooth? I swear I'm not that incompetent!"

You laugh and shove his arm a little. "I bring every ingredient needed just because I can! Plus, you don't have to waste product, right?"

Reth makes an agreeable face and shrugs, simultaneously seasoning the sernuk. "Didn't think about that. Now I appreciate it."

"Don't mention it," You say, multi-tasking just as he was.

You got out a chopping board from a nearby cabinet and moved a medium-sized cube of cheese onto it. Reth raises a brow.

"What kind of cheese is that?" He asks.

"Manchego," You reply, retrieving a knife.

He cocks his head. "Never heard of it. Is it some kind of fancy rich people cheese?"

"Ehhh," You shrug. "Not really. It's just uncommon in every day cooking."

You slice thin sheets of the cheese and lay them flat along the cut of the meat. Again, Reth has the correct intuition of what comes next.

"And this is where the sage comes in, huh?" He asks.

"You got it. See, this isn't hard at all for you, right?" You say, looking over to him with an encouraging smile.

Reth feels his face get a little warm as he looks back at you. He can't believe how well you treat him despite what he's known for around here.

He lags a bit, then smiles back and says, "I just have a good teacher."

You softly chuckle, and for a moment he swore he saw you shift your lips to the side to hide any flustering. He doesn't bring it up, though, and simply retrieves the sage with a suddenly smug smile. Subtle flirting just does that to him.

"Oh, and don't use both sprigs, just use one," You quickly advise.

Reth replies with a quick "gotcha" before scattering the leaves of a sage spring along the sernuk. You're pleased with the even coating, and Reth sees it in your eyes, which shows clear satisfaction. He feels so in control, suddenly, like he actually knows what he's doing.

"Perfect," You praise, sending his heart in a whirl. "Now, could you get me the string in there?"

Quickly recovering from hearing that first word, Reth raises a brow and gets a spool of string out of your basket.

"Okay, officially confused. Is this the part where we sew 'live, laugh, love'?" Reth asks with an amused hum.

A loud cackle escapes your mouth, the sound making Reth's grin double. He motions his hands outward in a manner that signifies asking a question.

You giggle, "No, goofball, we roll up the tenderloin and tie it inch by inch so it won't unroll in the oven."

"Ohhh, gotcha, that was my second guess," Reth muses. "Also, 'goofball'? Is that my new nickname, sweet tooth?"

Once again, you lightly shove his shoulder, your cheeks feeling hot. "Now it is."

Reth smirks, as he knows you're starting to get bashful, just a little bit. He hasn't seen that from you before, you're usually incredibly confident and he's usually the one who seemed flustered by you. He likes the turned tables. Alas, you don't let him bask in the moment for too long. You readjust your posture and put back on a regular façade. Reth refrains from pouting; he listens for your next instructions.

You clear your throat and say, "Okay. Get the roasting tray. Sprinkle — "

"The other sage sprig and this thyme here?" Reth finishes with an uprising tone.

"Yes," You smile, then motion to the tenderloin. "I'll tie this up."

Reth does as you say. You both go into a spell of silence to do your tasks, but since Reth's takes less time, he's left to watch you complete yours. He watches as you tie the tenderloin in evenly spaced intervals. Then, of course, he gets bored and feels the need to chitchat again.

"Hm. I never asked, what are we gonna do with the 'loin when it's completely finished? Do we take it home for friends and family or do we have a little date?" Reth asks.

He sees you do that lip thing again; it must be a habit when you're feeling shy. How cute!

"Uh . . . well, I didn't really think that far, for some reason," You say with a subtly embarrassed chuckle.

"Can I give a suggestion?" Reth asks further, leaning upon the counter with his arms crossed to look at you.

Your face feels hot as he stares at you. He doesn't get an answer to his question, as you had just finished tying the protein.

"Could you get me the olive oil?" You request, pretending that you didn't hear his insinuating question.

Reth narrowed his eyes humorously and nodded his head. “Oh, I see. We’re just gonna have to find out, then.”

He hands you the olive oil, watching you simmer in your own fluster with a smirk. You drizzle some of the oil on the meat, looking at it like you’re asking it to help you out of this sudden shift of atmosphere. Reth glances away from you to look at the remaining ingredient, which is the last sprig of sage. Looking for one last chance to help out, he reaches out for the herb. However, at the last second, you also reached for it. Your hands accidentally make one brisk touch, before simultaneously pulling away.

It’s quiet. Reth looks at you with concern and a hint of curiosity. He worries about how forward he may have been, even if it was accidental. You look like you’re swallowing your words, he can see.

“I’m sorry,” You simply say.

Reth smiles. “It’s fine, no worries. It’s just sage, right?”

You sigh. “Uh, yeah. If you can sprinkle that on, that’d be great . . . oh, what is wrong with me?”

“Huh?” He asks as he cocks a brow.

Reth suddenly notices your face is flushed with color, making both his brows raise in surprise. Your hand rests over your heart wearily as you breathe.

“Aha . . . hold on, let’s just get this in the oven first,” You say.

“(Y/n), you better not peki out about telling me what’s goin’ on,” Reth replies, stepping over to the oven but keeping his eyes on you.

You shook your head. “I’m not, please; I’m just wanting to cook this tenderloin. Open the door.”

He hums a sassy, unconvinced “mmm-hm” and opens the oven door. A wave of heat billows out and he chokes and leans away. You laugh and make it quick as you slide the trayed tenderloin into the oven. You push it to the center before retracting your hands. Reth closes the door immediately after. He’s onto you immediately, too. As you set the timer, his interrogation starts.

“Kay, now, what did I do?” He asks.

“Oh, you didn’t do anything,” You chuckle with a tinge of anxiety. “It was just me.”

His eyes narrow suspiciously, although still playfully spirited. Feeling pressured, you give up more information to satisfy those eyes.

“My heart is just beating very fast,” You say with another laugh, this one sounding breathless and shallow.

That makes Reth’s own heart skip a beat. He’s doing all this to you? Huh. He may be more capable than he thought when it comes to flustering you.

He tilts his head. “My bad, my bad. Do I do that to you often?”

You blink and ponder on that. Your heart palpitations are lesser when you and him are in a room with other people, but you realize that this has only ever happened when you were alone with him.

After brief hesitation, you admit, “Only when no one else is around but me and you.”

Reth stares with complete shock while you bite your cheek in thought. It took him a second for him to process that you basically just confessed your feelings, but now that it’s hit him, he has even more questions.

“...me? Why?” He asks in a voice quieter than usual.

“Why?!” You repeat with passion, making him slightly jump.

You both are completely flushed in the face, hearts beating quick. He has so much he wants to blurt out with passion too, but he waits for you to go first.

“Reth, every time you get close to me or subtly flirt or compliment me or do anything when we’re alone, I get so bashful, I have to find a way to leave immediately,” You confess completely. “But seeing as I can’t leave mid-cook session, I’m . . . agh. I’m just . . .”

Reth’s lips are awkwardly pursed and his eyes are big. He didn’t exactly expect tonight to turn into a confession. He rarely ever saw you this vulnerable, maybe only once or twice. Right now, he can see how conflicted you feel, and hear your soft, deep breaths. He rescues you from the silence.

“Well. Um. I . . . honestly did not expect you to actually share any sort of feeling for me,” Reth suddenly confesses also.

Your eyes, once gazing to the floor, shoot up at him. “Wha — what?”

A soft laugh escapes his lips. “(Y/n), why do you think I act the way I do around you? You’re awesome; you’re so talented and so funny and so sweet and so tolerable of me, for some reason. Like, how could I not . . . y’know . . .”

Reth averts his eyes for a second then looks back with admiration. He sees your face swiftly display relief, which makes him relax too. You both stare at each other for a second, maybe a little too longingly too soon, but you didn't care. You feel the weight and tension graciously lift off your shoulders, as does Reth. The atmosphere feels light and airy, as if anything could happen, as if anything is possible right now.

“Why didn’t you just tell me, though? That I was making you feel like that?” Reth asks.

You lift a hand up before letting it fall back to your leg, as if to say ‘I don’t know.’

“I don’t really know what your stance on relationships is or whatever. Plus, we’re good friends, I wouldn’t wanna ruin it,” You frown.

Reth scoffs as if you said something completely nonsensical. “You really think that I’d just give you the boot? I mean, jeez, sweet tooth, I know I’m a career criminal, but I’m not heartless.”

You chuckle, “True.”

“Plus, I know for a fact that I’m not heartless because I feel the same tussle going on in my heart that you do,” He adds.

“Ah . . . you mean that?” You ask.

Reth’s eyes close halfway and he smirks. “I wouldn’t lie to you. Unless it was funny.”

You roll your eyes but smile widely. Your spirit feels so alive. Being so open with Reth about your feelings with him feels surreal, like a dream, especially due to his reciprocation. He was into you, too.

“Um . . . I’m still up to wine and dine over our fancy-schmancy sernuk,” Reth offers. “If you’d like that too, of course, you don’t have to — ”

You cut him off before he talked himself into a rabbit hole of doubt. “I’d love to.”

Reth processes your interruption, then smiles. “Ugh, you’re so amazing. Should we set up a table in the inn, then? I got fancy cutlery just for this special occasion!”

You laugh and nod your head. “Sure. I’ll keep you in check so nothing gets broken.”

“Ruuude,” Reth playfully drawls. “You’re probably right, though.”

-

The night ends with you and Reth chatting and laughing at a pristinely decorated table. There’s a luxurious tablecloth, folded napkins, shiny cutlery, and even an atmospheric candle between you two. Reth really goes all out to make this night seem like a high-class restaurant experience for you. You both have a cut of the cooked sernuk tenderloin on your porcelain plates. Although it wasn’t soup, Reth is obsessed with his meal. He is secretly proud of himself for how this night went. Reth managed to cook an excellent protein with you, somehow get a confession out of you that he reciprocated, and now he’s sitting across from you, watching you smile and laugh and enjoy the fruits of your labor. He could get used to seeing you so happy like this, but privately. Reth likes being alone with you, he realizes. You show him a side of you that you don’t show anyone else, and for some reason, it feels so right. He wants you to be that comfortable around him that you just let go and be yourself, he wants to be that safe space for you. Reth doesn’t know what the future holds, though. All he can do in this present moment is just laugh, crack jokes, and keep making your heart race for him.

[anti-bright-places]

I am so excited to read this! especially cause this has been sitting as an idea in my docs for a month now

I wish I knew (you wanted me)  Larissa / Reader angsty oneshot

Summary: Larissa announces her engagement. Reader can sense something is off.

Hi! Happy Sunday! It seems like it’s becoming a sort of tradition of mine to set you up with an angsty oneshot on the weekend, how fun (this is not a promise that this will keep happening, but it already happened two Sundays in a row, so…who knows?). Anyway, I hope you enjoy the gut-wrench that is today’s fic.  

You can read it on AO3 here

Tags: Mutual Pining, marriage of convenience, angst upon angst, angst with a happy ending, hurt/comfort, guns and taser guns, violence, blood & injury,  hospitals, mentions of death, afterlife and hell, season 1 spoilers. Wordcount: 3906

You looked at her, surrounded by well-wishers, side by side with her newly-announced fiancé. By your side, Vlad leaned against the wall, his eyes on the tall frame of the principal as well. He was the one that broke the comfortable silence.

– She looks so happy. – No, she doesn’t.

Weiterlesen

[comickergirl]

Listening to the Frieren trailer in the background while I work like, 'Waaaait a minute.' XD

[seramilla]

Okay. Just to make the post about Sera and Carmilla possibly knowing about Sera being pregnant just a little bit worse. Just for the sake of angst.

They know about Emily’s existence. You know who they don’t know… Vaggie’s. Surprise it’s twins. Except when Carmilla gets sent to Hell and they get separated. Sera is never made aware of it. At first the elders determine that she would be too biased to be included in the trial.

But then nobody tells her. Nobody takes up the responsibility and eventually everyone assumes someone else has.

When the children are born. A mix of anger from suddenly being left with no explanation. Giving birth on her own, the drugs of child birth, and the postpartum depression leads Sera to rejecting one of the children.

The one that looks too much like a love she has lost. Without a goodbye. Without a word. Without a trace.

She of course regrets it almost immediately, but the action is already done. The unnamed baby is gone and there is no trace of where she has been taken.

It’s only years later when the family is seemingly whole where Vaggie shows up at Carmilla’s doorstep and Sera is face with the hardest decision of her life. Because when she looks at Vaggie, she sees her wife, and deep inside she knows.

She also has to grapple that her quick choose all those years ago has left the girl blind in one eye and with such severe need for therapy in the form of low self esteem, attachment issues, abandonment issues, mommy issues, ptsd, etc.

Wait. Hold on a minute. Wait. Waaaait. Hold on a minute.

WAIT.

This is diabolical, anon.

They BOTH have twins -- Carmilla with Odette and Clara, and Sera with Emily and Vaggie. But Vaggie is the only one thrown out because she reminds Sera too much of Carmilla, who just disappeared with no explanation?? Okay, yeah.

The High Seraphim has just lost her love without warning. Then she's dealing with childbirth all by herself, taking care of two newborns alone, with post-partum depression, and she at some point abandons Vaggie because she reminds Sera too much of the partner who just disappeared one day without explanation.

Sera doesn't know what happened -- something horrible possibly, but for all she knows, Carmilla abandoned her. So she just completely rejects Vaggie like a mother bird might. She barely has enough energy to take care of herself now, let alone two babies, so she gravitates to Emily, who looks more like her, and who doesn't remind her of Carmilla.

Sera gives Vaggie to someone she thinks will take care of her, but whoops, they weren't trustworthy at all. In fact, they were one of the angels hiding Carmilla's whereabouts from her. Somehow, Vaggie ends up in Adam's hands, like a lot of abandoned angels do, but by the time Sera realizes her mistake and tries to get Vaggie back, the person she trusted with Vaggie's care has already traded the child off to Adam for favor. They refuse to tell her where Vaggie is, Sera enters a decades-long depression, and becomes extremely overprotective of Emily as a result. The rest is history.

She had never even given a Vaggie a name.

(Is that angsty enough?)

[grabby-smitten]

Waaaait a damn minute

Since Rafayel is a fishman… does that mean his collagen is better for the skin? Should I ask him for a facial? Like the PDRM (Salmon sperm) serums😂😂?

It supposedly improves your own collagen production and skin elasticity aaand skin cell renewal aaaand hyperpigmentation.

RAFAYEEEL GIVE ME A FACIAL!! ITS BRIGHTENING AND ANTI AGING!! RAFAYEEEEL!

[tremendouskoalachild]

waaaait a minute. since they're anchoring the show's timeline by Paul's birth year... does this force them to officially lock in Paul's age in the films

[zoromuse]

Buggy or Shanks for valentine’s day prompt 16? 🫶 I cant waaaait!!

Buggy + “Don’t go shy on me, where’s that attitude you had five minutes ago?”

cw. f!reader, edging, brat taming

wc. 0.3k

a/n. no bc if u give me the choice to write buggy, im gonna take it. thank u for requesting (especially thank u for requesting buggy bc u gave me an excuse to write him) and have a happy valentines day<33

“Buggy…” you drag out the last syllable of his name, too desperate to care about how whiny you sound when you call out his name. It’s the third time he’s fucked you until you’re right on the brink of your orgasm before pulling out and watching you buck your hips, hoping to make any sort of contact before any signs of your high disappear, but it’s too late.

“Please! I said I was sorry, please let me c-cum!” you plead, but it falls to deaf ears. He grabs your face with his hand and repeats the process, starting slow and gradually building up the pace of his hips.

“Don’t go shy on me, where’s that attitude you had five minutes ago?” he asks, a wide grin on his face as he continues abusing the same spot he knows drives you crazy.

“‘m sorry, please let me cum, I’ll be good!” you beg, wrapping your hand around his wrist, harsh fingers sure to be leaving marks on your cheeks.

“Do you wanna cum? Hm?” he asks, watching how you nod frantically and raise your hips to meet his thrusts. tears messily slipping down your cheeks, the same as your slick slipping down his cock and onto the bed sheets.

“Yes! P-please let me cum! Thank y-you!” you cry under the illusion that he was finally going to give you the sweet release you had been craving. Except he doesn’t. He pulled out again, a fourth time, and stroked his cock until he came all over your pussy. You cried his name in frustration, whining and begging for him not to do this again, how you just wanted to feel good too. But he didn’t care.

“I’ve had enough of you acting out, so remember how you feel right now next time you think about acting like a brat again, ok?”

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