#WTF babe
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What do you think about bald wukong? I'm talking lego levels of bald
Respectfully-
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My girlfriend just came up with something for doodling hearts Craig’s perspective and it was so good that I’m devastated I didn’t write it
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@veravertigo
I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT
you and me were at the grocery store and we had to get like cranberry juice or something and like eggs (I don't remember) and so we got to the juice isle and you were like "oh here it is" and got some grape juice and I didn't notice it was grape juice. We left the store and you drove home bc idk and when we got there I got out the bottle and pored myself the juice and drank it before spitting it out and going "wtf is this its bad" and you said "its grape juice" and I said "why did you put grape juice in the cart" and you said "is that what you wanted?" And I said " no I wanted cranberry juice" and so you sighed and took the grape juice thing and chugged it and then threw it away and said "whoops we can't return it now" and then I woke up.
do you even like grape juice???? WHY WOULD YOU CHUG IT LIKE THAT???????
#WTF babe#i can't believe this#what the fuck#grape juice sucks ass tbh#Fight me abt it#jk don't pls I love you#By the way#I woke up at 22#*12#AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH
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i can’t (can) believe roman really went out there like, hit me hit me, please, and then calmed down when he got hit. and then got riled back up when someone tried to help/check on him.
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Me and my girlfriend are learning ASL and she keeps signing whore as a stim
Her classmate: sorry I gotta dip
Her: *whore* Ok ☺️
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i just watched a reel on facebook of some girl who put her used pregnancy test into her bff’s cocktail (lid on, but still wtf) to let her know she was expecting and all i can think to myself about it is how grateful i am to not be straight and in turn have surrounded myself with gays because none of us would ever do some nasty ass shit like that
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Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface
Tim: …
#timbern#heartbreaking your boyfriend tricked you with the promise of sex now he’s giving a Presentation about your dad and his ex#timber#bernard dowd#tim drake#robin#red robin#Tim in complete and utter disbelief: :O#this happenes routinely#Bernard: and this is my presentation on WTF Is Going On With Batman And Green Lantern#Bernard: also Wonder Woman Superman and-#Bernard: and that’s the end of my tedtalk#Tim: :\#Bernard: what did you think? :)#Tim: it was… so great babe.. very detailed… you must’ve done a lot of research :)#Tim and Bernard making out: *bernard reach’s over and pulls a sheet off of his bedside table revealing a projector*#Tim in his mind: NOOOOO NOT AGAIN NOOOOOO | Tim on the outside :)#robin iii#incorrect quotes#kinda#batman#dc#detective comics
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“... all black is one of my favorite things.”
#we know babe. that's definitely not a secret.#he looks so good#i was like wtf when i first saw the photos lmao#but god i need him biblically#anyways#deleting this later#sebastian stan#sebastianstanedit#sebstanedit#fysebastianstan#stansclan#sebastiansource#sebstangifs#sstanedit#gbbb
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nibble (photo ref here!!)
#like father like son (they salivate too much)#like if dad!ghost lives a silly life.. dad!soap lives a very VERY chaotic one#his son is a MENACE (just like him LOL)#first few years of his fatherhood is like wtf?? and his spouse is like “bitch our kid's EXACTLY LIKE YOU???”#ok im very tired from cleaning all day gonna turn in early babes mwaHHHH#my art#2024#call of duty#call of duty: modern warfare#call of duty: modern warfare ii#call of duty: modern warfare iii#cod#cod mw#cod mwii#cod mwiii#modern warfare#mw#mw2#mw3#soap cod#soap mactavish#johnny soap mactavish#dad!soap#art#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#sketch#doodle#video games
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Dm to see what your $30 can get you on my menu 🍑🍆💦🥵
#baddie aesthetic#baddiesource#black beauty#black tumblr#i sell custom content#natural hair#spank my pussy#black women#hot breast#nice tiddies#thick babe#curvy and cute#fine as fuck#thicc af#thick and juicy#aquariusdreamz#dm for menu#baddie with a phatty#1011999sblogs#so hot and sexy#so hot wtf#fun girls
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So I just learned that fuck/fucking in ASL is your hands making two v’s and tapping them on top of each other.
In my mind, fuck is on tap and fucking is two taps. It just makes sense when used in a sentence like “what the fuck” vs “that fucking —“ ya know?
#learning asl#wtf babe#shower things#I keep slamming my hands together when I sign#which is funny considering that one post
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When bae is angry at you
#godzilla x kong: the new empire#godzilla#mothra#kong#godzilla x mothra#mothzilla#mosugoji#when the love of your life your queen your bae your wife is PISSED#whoa Goji you gon done it my dude#mothra would be like:#WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!#I WAS GONE FOR 5MIN (in kaiju time ig?) AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE THE FIRST THING I WAKE UP?!?!#YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!!#I love you and I missed you tons#BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ANGRY!!#And Goji would be like: “Babe im sorry pls calm down my love pls i can explain”#anyway Goji was HELLA HAPPY TO SEE HER HHHHHHH#Mothzilla is canon ya'll#it's canon....#do not repost#my art
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alleged benjicot blackwood actor is MY white boy of the month!!! you go white boy!!!
#sage’s art tag#benjicot blackwood#bloody ben#house of the dragon#I misspelt house like five times wtf#hotd#fire and blood#asoiaf#okay bye babe
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911 lone star/tarlos s5 -> every babe & baby in episodes 1-5
#911 lone star#911lsedit#tarlos#tk strand#carlos reyes#tw: food#my gifs#THAT'S HIS BABY#anytime tk calls carlos by his name instead of babe or baby he probably freaks out a little#like 'oh shit. whats wrong.'#carlos just IS baby/babe to tk#whereas carlos brings out the babe/baby in emotional moments and I also love that#(i'm still stuck on that turnip truck y'all. it says 'island style'... wtf are island style turnips??)
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Oh my god I have so many thoughts, but I am running on four hours of sleep, so here we fucking go *screaming, sobbing, crying*
1. Determination vs Desperation
I know that Ivan made a very big and impactful decision in the previous round, and honestly I can see that through Till’s expressions during the video. Mizi might have been a symbol of salvation to Till, but Ivan (and his death) was his reason to go ahead, fierce and determined and powerful. However, Ivan’s death is also a testament of momentum as well as desperation. Till is determined and desperate to survive and live. But this is made also absolutely obvious by the appearance of Mizi, which I will get into soon. Anyways, also in sense of colour scheme, Till switches from green to yellow/orange. We have also noticed the pattern of red, orange and yellow with Ivan’s and Ivan vs Till rounds. It’s as much as a homage but also a haunting, “the fiery thrill blazes out to the sky”. It’s like Till’s and Ivan’s memories and their lost future haunt him, and have left him “(leave no) regrets”. Perhaps not leaving with Till? These regrets and memories are both his strength and weakness, but Ivan gave him the will and reason to fight back. In this way, Till also seems to be wearing a branded armband of his segyen (sorry if it’s misspelt 😭). In a way he is literally playing the game like Ivan did.
At the same time, these are very bright, memorable and fierce colours that stand out, which made me (sadly) believe he would survive. This is also a contrast to the blues and violets of Luka, which are more mellow, but we soon see it is a growing determined movement. It is mellow because it is unassuming, and this sneaks up on Till twice, when Luka imitates Ivan. In a way this is sadly ironic, as Ivan never thought he would be a traumatic point for Till (lmao babe said what to Sua???), but that pain was exploited anyways by Luka 😭👋🤧
2. Musician’s choice
Till playing the guitar in this video made me blush (please don’t judge me, I love him so much), but more than that I love the implications of the instruments here. Firstly, both Till and Luka play strings instruments. The violin is classical, the guitar here is electric. They are already in juxtaposition with genres (and personalities lol), but they are still strings (singers for the competition), and fit together very well. You could say that the instruments resemble and are metaphors for Luka and Till. What I most like about this scene is that it is more like a battle between music prodigies, which was very exciting, because we have never seen these two interact before.
While both Luka and Till are amazing and well recognised artists, you can see the differences that separate them. Luka is all out confident, in control and powerful vocalist. Till is the same, but there is sense of desperation and a crippling anxiety, even as he plays the guitar. It looks like a fake confidence as much as a hidden fear. Both instruments work well together but the musicians are in different positions. I also have an inkling that Luka picked the violin on purpose. It is a contrast to Till’s already seen powered playing with his guitar in his round, but we have never seen Luka playing the violin, which gives the element of surprise, and a first step to shake up Till.
3. Grief on Stage
Alien Stage is merciless. Luka himself is a result of this system as a merciless manipulator. Luka imitating Ivan is terrible, and also turns on Till’s not fully registered trauma from Ivan’s death. Ivan is haunting Till, even after his death, and it has been clear for quite a while that Till actually cares for Ivan quite a lot. About haunting, figuratively and literally, Ivan’s red pupils resembles the red glare of the camera that follows Till in all his moments, his strength and weaknesses. The same red is reflected in Till’s pupils, which is so funny (I am in tears) because it really emphasises the pressure, stress and panic, but also letting go because it’s overwhelming him. Till’s pain and grief is an open wound that he tried to patch up too fast, and now it’s bleeding out and over the bandage.
The song title and lyrics also play into this idea as “in a blink gone” is quite literate. Till blinks and Ivan is shot. Till blinks and Ivan dies. It’s the shock of his death, and adrenaline that makes his body language so interesting in this round. Here in this scene Till is hunching over in pain and grief and haunting, and Ivan (masqueraded by Luka) acts into this. A well imitated Ivan with no look of love or adoration or even obsession, an empty shell, that Till falls into, relaxing for a second into the touch, just a for a second, “don’t miss the moment” . Till falls into a cobweb that he can’t get out of (maybe he doesn’t want to)
4. Death on Stage
Now to the part that made my heart blow up. In Alien Stage there are only winners, losers and those who manage to get away. The thing about Till’s death that made our hearts stop and my legs to give out is that Till was actually close to be one of those who got away. Till sees Mizi in the audience (also noticed the detail of the red glare becoming pink?) and he immediately jumps back into focus. He was almost there, just for one second. It is tragic and unfair and depressing. Till becomes a loser in the game on stage, one among the countless victims and dead in Alien Stage. Mizi actually had a chance to be his incarnate salvation, his saviour, but time gets away from them, “the clock goes tick tock tick tock blink, gone”. Mizi was there to catch him, she was reaching out to him, ready to get him away. It’s too late, in a blink he is gone in front of her like Sua.
5. Time and Winners in Alien Stage
Now, there are clear winners in the rounds, but in the long term of it, there are no winners. You can’t win. Mizi tries to win the game by saving Till, but Alien Stage wins, because it needs a winner and a loser. His death is like an afterimage of Sua’s death. Mizi getting saved by the rebels is out of luck and element of surprise. Till not getting out was intentional and foreseen by Alien Stage. In our case it as foreshadowed by All-in,covered by Till. The green splatter of paint (or should I say blood?) was a clear indication as well as the red taped name on his neck.
Till does not get freedom until after death. Till, Ivan, and Sua manage to escape the system only in death. None of them had enough time to actually live, they have always been on borrowed time. The “leave no regrets” also heart wrenching. So yeah the title ‘Blink gone’ plays into the idea of death and morals very well. Mizi is left last standing. Mizi’s friends are dead, they are gone in a blink.
#alnst#will add more later#alien stage#alnst till#alnst ivan#ivantill#alnst luka#alnst mizi#alnst sua#mizisua#vivinos#vivinos wtf#ivantill should’ve died together atp they died on the same day anyways#i am so sad#let till live#babe is traumatised#my boi#my babies are well and safe#actor au#keeping us safe#nightmares for weeks now#blink gone#vivinos better pay us all therapy#qmeng#alnst round 7
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when you start with that Will Graham speaking like a fucking teen boy and overusing slang shit, it's like you're plastering yourself with a big fat sign that says "I didn't watch the fucking show, I'm just a dumbass fandom lurker" because Will Graham speaks in riddles and in flourished Thomas Harris bullshit style and it's unbearable to read your fics that disgrace him by making him sound like a dumb twink
#you can honestly just leave like you're not even into the show babes wtf are you doing here#gtfo#nbc hannibal#hannigram#will graham#hannibal#murder husbands#hannibal lecter#hugh dancy#mads mikkelsen#fanfic
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