#wtf babe

[dunanana]

What do you think about bald wukong? I'm talking lego levels of bald

Respectfully-

[notverycolonthreeofyou]

My girlfriend just came up with something for doodling hearts Craig’s perspective and it was so good that I’m devastated I didn’t write it

[plague-mask-crane]

@veravertigo

I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT

you and me were at the grocery store and we had to get like cranberry juice or something and like eggs (I don't remember) and so we got to the juice isle and you were like "oh here it is" and got some grape juice and I didn't notice it was grape juice. We left the store and you drove home bc idk and when we got there I got out the bottle and pored myself the juice and drank it before spitting it out and going "wtf is this its bad" and you said "its grape juice" and I said "why did you put grape juice in the cart" and you said "is that what you wanted?" And I said " no I wanted cranberry juice" and so you sighed and took the grape juice thing and chugged it and then threw it away and said "whoops we can't return it now" and then I woke up.

do you even like grape juice???? WHY WOULD YOU CHUG IT LIKE THAT???????

[kieran-culkins]

i can’t (can) believe roman really went out there like, hit me hit me, please, and then calmed down when he got hit. and then got riled back up when someone tried to help/check on him.

[icaerosthefool]

Me and my girlfriend are learning ASL and she keeps signing whore as a stim

Her classmate: sorry I gotta dip

Her: *whore* Ok ☺️

[goodnightngoth]

i just watched a reel on facebook of some girl who put her used pregnancy test into her bff’s cocktail (lid on, but still wtf) to let her know she was expecting and all i can think to myself about it is how grateful i am to not be straight and in turn have surrounded myself with gays because none of us would ever do some nasty ass shit like that

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

[bubbarnes]

“... all black is one of my favorite things.”

[phonixqueenn]

Dm to see what your $30 can get you on my menu 🍑🍆💦🥵

[temeyes]

nibble (photo ref here!!)

[icaerosthefool]

So I just learned that fuck/fucking in ASL is your hands making two v’s and tapping them on top of each other.

In my mind, fuck is on tap and fucking is two taps. It just makes sense when used in a sentence like “what the fuck” vs “that fucking —“ ya know?

[ruubesz-draws]

When bae is angry at you

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[mossytrashcan]

alleged benjicot blackwood actor is MY white boy of the month!!! you go white boy!!!