#WTF WHY HAVE I NOT FOUND ANYBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS!?!?

[moonlightheart11]

WAS ANYBODY GONNA TELL ME THAT IN SEASON 2 EPISODE 6 OF TRANSFORMERS RESCUE BOTS, A VIRTUAL DISASTER. THAT BLADES MAKES A FUCKING SKYRIM REFERENCE!?!?!?!?

"I Used to like Video games, then I took an Arrow to the Knee." - Blades

HAS THIS ALREADY BEEN TALKED ABOUT AND I SOMEHOW MISSED IT!?

Tbf I'm new to the Transformers fandom but I would think I would stumble across people mentioning this possible reference at least a few times by now.

[petew21-blog]

Sturniolo triple swap

MORNING

Chris woke up, groggy. He yawned and strechted his arms, feeling a bit different this morning. He stood up and rubbed his face. But something mettalic bumped into the side of his pinky. He froze. Now confused, he blinked. "Why am I in Nick's room?" he thought to himself. He tried to touch the mettalic thing again. No... that's not possible. He stumbled to the nearest mirror, almost tripping on the way. There it was, Nick's face. His piercing was the thing that he touched.

"Holy shit! Nick?" Nick's voice answered, but it was Chris who controlled it along with the shocked face who mimicked his expressions. Or more easily now, reflected.

Chris stared at himself. He looked at his body, lifting up the shirt. He wasn't fat, but Nick was naturally heavier. And Chris felt the difference. He touched the tatoos. "This is insane..."

Matt

Matt started his morning like he always would. He woke up, put on his favourite hoodie and headed to the bathroom. His eyes still not used to the light didn't really notice any difference. Or even Matt himself didn't. He didn't even notice that he came out of Chris's room.

Matt splashed water on his face. He looked up at himself. "Woah" he noticed the hair. They were much longer. He brushed through them and couldn't believe how much they have grown over night. And then he noticed. That wasn't hsi face that he was used to see every morning in the mirror.

"Okay... it's ok. It's just a dream."

Matt closes his eyes, breathing slowly.

He hears a scream coming from his own bedroom.

"Ok, maybe it's not a dream"

Nick

Nick strechted in the bed, not wanting to get up so early. He felt he was hard. He decided to ignore the hard on.

He opened his eyes and immediately knew something was off. This wasn't his room. He got up and looked around. "WTF Matt?" but the voice was different, it sounded just like his brother.

He got up and went straight to the mirror. He knew this was real, way too real.

"How am I Matt? I could Freaky Friday with anyone, but I swap with Matt? Hello? Like..."

He looked at himself again. He flexed his arms, lifting his shirt. "Well it could be worse I guess."

"MAAAAAATTTTTT, CHRIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!" Nick screamed through the whole house

Nick, Matt, Chris

Nick:"Can anybody explain why I'm in Matt's body?"

Matt:"Who are you?"

Chris:"Who else would be so loud in this house"

Matt pointing at Nick's body:"So you're Chris in Nick's body and Nick is in mine. And I am in Chris's"

Nick:"So can anyone explain what happened?"

Matt looking concerned at Nick:"No, but can you explain, why is my dick hard?" he pointed at his old body. Chris was laughing, while Nick was trying to hide it. "I just woke up, don't pretend like it doesn't happen to you"

Matt:"It does, but in my own body. intentionally"

Chris:"Hello? Can we stop talking about Matt's wonderful dick and try to figure out what to do?"

Nick:"If this is like Freaky Friday we'll have to pretend to be each other and live our lives"

Matt:"We're triplets, we could pretend to be ourselves actually"

Chris:"Yeah, like everyone who knows us can't tell the difference, right? Even our Tiktok fans can tell who we are. Putting on clothes won't change that"

Nick:"We should go on like we normally do and see if we swap back"

Matt:"But we're suppose to shoot today in the car. Why am I feeling so uneasy?"

Chris:"My body needs Pepsi, you should go get some. We got some preparing to do. Let's get dressed"

They had to figure out who goes to who's room according to their bodies, which took a minute, but they eventually did.

Nick

Nick found some clothes that Matt usualy wears and that fit him well. He thought about mocking him, but Chris might do the same thing to him.

He stood in front of the mirror. His heart started racing. There was one thing he was curious about. He was gay, but Matt's body wasn't. Maybe he... nah that would be too much. But still, it would be good to know

Nick closed the door and sat on the bed. He pulled out Matt's phone. Searched Pornhub and already saw some favourite links Matt had. He watched for a moment, not knowing if he was observing the man or the woman. But Nick felt his briefs tightening. Jesus, he was hard in Matt's body. Was he really gonna do what he thought of?

"Ah fuck it" he pushed his hand under the waistband and grabbed his new hard dick. "Ok, pretty nice brother." he pulled down his sweatpants and now his briefs. His new shaved dick was right there. He started jerking it. Still watching the porn. Yeah, he was into it. Or his body atleast. This wasn't so bad. Maybe if he had to have sex as Matt with some girl, he would be good

"Are you fucking serious right now?!" Matt in Chris's body was standing in the doorway watching Nick, Chris in his body right behind him amused. "Does this mean we are allowed to jerk off to? I kinda wanna try some of your toys" Chris shouted at Nick

"Matt I'm so so sorry. I really didn't want to" Nick apologized abruptly

"Yeah and is that why the porn is on as well?" Matt shouted

"I just wanted to know if I was straight now. Nothing else..." Nick tried to apologize in a way

"Wait. Do you guys think I'm gay now? Oh no. I must be, right? Since Nick has your dick hard from that straight porn. Oh no, I'm gonna be sucking dick" Chris panicked

"STOP. Both of you. No jerking off. No sucking dick. We'll switch back tonight. Let's shoot the video so that we'll be back asap. Nick get my keys. You'll be driving as I normally do." Matt took the lead of the moment and gave out orders

"Are you crazy? He's gonna kill us in that car. You know how he drives" Chris pointed at Nick aggressively

"Shut up. I'm a decent driver" Nick replied, but both of them saw the look Matt was giving them, so they took their things and went to the car

Parking lot in front od Chipotle

"See. We survived" Nick defended himself

"No, Chris is right. You can't drive on the way home" Matt said in shock and fear combined after the journey they just experienced

"Oh come on. Don't be like that. It wasn't THAT bad" Nick replied

"Sure. Tell that to the lady on the crossing that had to jump to save herself" Chris laughed as he recalled the moment

"Let's start the video?" Matt asked and both Chris and Nick nodded

Matt instinctively started. "Hey, guys. It's the Sturniolo triplets. Me, Nick and Chris..." he was interrupted by Nick. "Matt, stop. You called me Nick. I'm you and you're Chris now."

Matt:"Ah, fuck. Right. This is gonna be so confusing."

Chris:"I don't think I can pretend to be Nick. He has his mimics I can't

Nick:"I have an idea. What if we do it on purpose?"

Chris:"People will notice and call us out"

Nick:"Yeah, that's my point. Let them. Let's name the video Pretending to be each other or Body swap or something and just shoot the video. We can put some jokes in there making fun of ourselves and it could work out"

Matt:"Is that our style though? Is that something we would normally do?"

Chris:"Dude, just imagine the fanfictions om Wattpad the fans are gonna write after they see this"

Nick:"So? They already write them. Atleast we'll have a good popular video and we'll manage it even in different bodies"

They looked at each other and they knew that Nick's idea was good.

8 hours later

Chris:"Guys, Nick was right. The video was a success. People love it"

Matt:"sturniolabiggestfan88 'Nick was good at pretending to be Chris, but the other guys weren't as good. U need practice' Yeah right. Wanna see how hard we're practicing, bitch?" They laughed at the ikony of the comment

Nick:"So what if we don't swap?"

Chris:"We have to hope"

Matt:"What about the intimate part of the swap? We still need to do basic hygiene, we all got needs as we saw before, right Nick?"

Chris:"Dude, we're triplets. We couldn't be in more similar bodies. Yes we know how different we are and yet we aren't. And we know each other better than anyone else, so let's treat our bodies with respect as we would have our own. Right?"

They nodded and smiled how good their relationship together was

Chris:"Ok, now that this is out of the way, I think I got the most exploring to do. So If you'll excuse me, me and Nick's body got a date in the shower with some of his toys. Have a great night." He said not turning around to watch their reaction. Matt laughed immediately as he saw his own body looking shocked and speechless

2 years later

Nick was waiting for his boyfriend to show up. They were supposed to go to their family gathering with everyone. Nick had to get used to his new name and a different body, which he actually didn't mind at all. He also had to come out of the closet again, but now as Matt.

Matt in Chris's body basically didn't change that much. He was still straight and had a new girlfriend. They met in university

The most surprising was Chris. He got used to having Nick's body. And after some time he figured out that he was still attracted to women, but now men as well. So this bisexual king was now hooking up with everyone he fancied.

When they arrived to their home. They always hugged first. Their bond was strong even if they were far away from each other. Nick thought that after they found out that the swap was permanent, that they wouldn't speak at all. The gift was sent by some fan. They found the note eventually and found out that it was cursed. The fan was some homophobic shit who wanted to do harm to Nick.

Nick was now in his... sorry, in Matt's old bedroom. His boyfriend was passed out on the bed after the passionate sex they had. Nick looked at the side of the bed and remembered the first day when they swapped and his first jerk off session in Matt's body.

He explored the room. All of Matt and some of his stuff were there. And... no way. The gift was there. Along with the note. Nick observed it and after a moment of consideration tossed it in the trash. He picked up the note and burned it. Now feeling as if there were no open cases in his life. He went to bed, next to his boyfriend and fell asleep, happy.

"Chris, baby. What would you like for breakfast?" the female voice said. Nick opened his eyes. "Not again!"

Inbox request by @archeronfire

Can you do a three way body swap with the sturniolo triples? Specifically Chris becoming Nick, Nick becoming Matt, and Matt becoming Chris.

Hey. So this was fun, but at the same time one of the hardest stories I had to write :D

Since I didn't know much about Sturniolos, I had to ask for advice and watch a few videos, because I was worried I might screw this up. So I hope I wrote a decent story. Let me know what you think :)

[ohmydeareshowiluvu72]

Can I request a one-shot with barron with a sister who is like jecka from class of 09

Got it no prob 😁

★THEIR A SECOND?!★

I don't really know class 909 BUT I have heard enough from tiktok to know how she acts like tho! Enough of me typing let's get to reading!

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After the arcade incident you were stuck going to barron school now so you could copy down Notes and get barron homework so he would fall behind it was so damn stupid....

Now you were just entering the school bus so tired at this point you could lash out on ANYBODY.

"Great first day here and the schoolbus smells like damn dog..." I said under my breath and I continued to walk down the buss Hall when I finally got in a seat I didn't notice barron group trying to play a prank on me and they ended up spilling ALL their water on me seeing if they could see my bra... DISGUSTING!...

"WHAT YOU'RE DAMN PROBLEM?!..." now the whole schoolbus was wide eyed so if they wanted to make a seen they had one... I got one of my heels and before anyone could do anything....

❗️SMACK❗️

a heel imprint went on the dude face that started it all and that when the fight began punches and hits flew across the bus when you about to choke the person you felt someone hold you back and dragged me off the bus I screamed and argued but the dude was STRONG dude had brown hair and pale skin...

As dude dragged me off an let me go I put back on my heel and my rings, necklace, earrings, redo my makeup, brush my hair, and finally brush my clouths from any dust...

"Ok ready!" I look behind me to see when the dude dragged me and his group were just starring at me like 'wtf-'

"Yes I did just do all of this in 5 minutes! New record!" I cheered now looking back at the group... THEY LOOK DEAD... Their eye bags were literally like on the damn floor now back to the needed answers

"now back to answers I need... WHY DID YOU!" I pointed at the brown hair and pale skin dude "DRAG ME OUT OF THE FIGHT I WAS HAVING FUN I SWEAR CAN'T HAVE SOME FUN?!" I screamed I still have hours of left of this damn hell...

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So I found out their names... Ashlyn, Aiden, Ben, Logan, Tyler, and taylor I liked taylor since she was like me when I was young but not so much with ashlyn Ben was the dude that dragged me now dealing with the Logan one... Was hard seeing what my brother did to such a innocent kid was hard to look in the eye but I apologized for my brothers action...

The Tyler and aiden dude tho... Piss me off so much talking about how I could be a bully too just because I am related to barron let's just say I like taylor and ashlyn more for smaking Tyler and aiden over the head for that well back now they asked me why I was here and I said why and that I didn't have a choice to do it so yea thats what happened!

But at the end of the day of school I swear I saw something... Something dark behind the others I told them and they looked scared but said not to worry about it so I tried...

But I do wonder...

What was that thing...

And why did it have such a big smile...

★End!★

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That's all folks have a nice day!

Bye bye!

ヽ(≧∀≦)ﾉ(≧∇≦)b(≧ω≦)/ヾ(≧∇≦*)ヾo(*≧▽≦)ツ

[officialcharactersimp]

Playdate

(Graduation Gift Part 6)

Summary: (can be found on my masterlist under series) Natasha invites Wanda over to see you. When you’re left alone with Wanda, she makes good on a deal she made with Nat. >:)

A/N: So like. Listen. I know. I know. It’s been 2 years. I wrote this piece like a year ago. And this is NOT DONE. It’s NOT GREAT. Y’all voted for the rough edges version. Maybe I’ll edit or polish it later on. Also. I was getting a little gratuitous with Wanda using too many petnames and so I’ve used A SINGULAR PRONOUN for the first time in this series’ history. If I find a way to change it later to remove it I will. It’s they, by the way.

WC: 2.9k (wtf??)

CW: 18+ only, minors dni; series is dark but this is only mildly dark; reader is being kept in Nat's basement but they're like. fine with it??; smut; mommy milkers make mommy milk; cgl themes; sharing partners; dubcon; Wanda uses her powers to manipulate reader; mean Wanda (but only a little, as a treat); Wanda calls reader mutt, pup, etc; threesome; oral (R receiving); Wanda uses magic sexually on reader; no proper ending, sorry

“Baby, mommy needs to talk to you,” Natasha says, muting the TV. You turn to look at her expectantly, face as angelic as ever. She smiles. “Good baby. Now, mommy wants to have a friend of hers over,” she says.

“Upstairs?” you ask, confused. She’s had people over to the house for meetings before—why is she asking you?

“No baby, downstairs, in here,” she says, opening her arms for you to come sit on her lap. You do so, searching for comfort as the idea causes unease. “Oh, baby, it’s okay, don’t worry. She’s very nice.”

“But…” you fiddle with the hem of her shirt for a moment before bringing your thumb to your mouth and looking down.

“She already knows about you, baby,” she practically reads your mind. “She’s the one that helped mommy start making milk for you,” she hums.

“Someone knows?” you’re surprised and… something else you can’t quite put your finger on.

“Yes, baby. My best friend Wanda. We work together and she helps make it so I can stay home with you,” she taps the end of your nose, earning a small smile. “You know mommy doesn’t want to keep you down here all alone and locked up forever, don’t you?” she asks. It’s only half-true, but you nod anyways. “This is how we start, okay?” you nod again.

—

“Baby, I’m here with Wanda!” you hear Natasha’s voice as the lock clicks and the door opens. You get up on your knees at the end of the bed and wait for her with your arms up.

“Mommy!” you greet her with a happy exclamation. She chuckles and goes to help you out of the bed, but you cling to her instead, hiding your face from the brunette standing near.

“Aww, feeling a bit shy, are we?” Wanda’s voice is kind enough as she reaches out, patting your back gently. You flinch a little and Natasha instantly hushes you, rubbing your back where Wanda had touched you to soothe you.

“We’re just a little nervous,” Natasha says for you. “It’s been a long time since you’ve seen anybody but mommy, huh?” she asks. You nod against her.

She carries you over to the couch and sits with you on her lap, Wanda sitting on the other end. Natasha turns your head to face her and you examine your guest with your eyes, deep in thought. You notice she’s holding a stuffed animal in your favorite color. She sees your eyes land on it and smiles warmly.

“Hi there,” she says. “Your mommy said this was your favorite color,” you nod to confirm. “I thought it might be nice for you to hold,” she holds it out to you and you look to Natasha, who nods, before taking it. You pull it close, finally unwrapping yourself a little from Natasha.

“That’s so precious!” Natasha says, looking at the toy in your hands. “What do we say, baby?”

“Thank you,” you say shyly, unable to meet her eye. She smiles anyways.

“I’m glad you like it,” she says. “You gonna give it a name?”

“He’s gonna be called Dots,” you say, running your hand over the bumpy dotted texture of the toy’s fur.

“Dots. That’s a good name,” she says. You smile a little. “I know you’ve been down here for awhile with just you and mommy, right?” she asks. You nod. “What do you like to do together?”

“Um… I like it when we watch cartoons or play with my toys together,” you say slowly. “Mommy makes the best voices for my toys,” you smile. “And I like bath time, too, or when mommy lets me do her makeup. We do all sorts of stuff,” you tell her, smiling at Natasha, who brushes some hair out of your face.

“That sounds awesome, little one,” Wanda says. The petname sounds nice from her lips, making you smile bashfully.

The conversation drifts slowly to the two of them talking about work, occasionally making jokes to include you. You eventually grow comfortable enough to uncurl from your tiny ball on Natasha’s lap to sitting on her normally, playing with Dots and half-listening.

“You okay, Natty?” Wanda asks, and you look to your mommy to see her shifting a little.

“Yeah, don’t worry. Looks like we’re just a little late for milkies time,” she looks at you. “Feeling hungry, little baby?” she asks. You nod; you’ve been ignoring it in the hopes that Wanda would leave before it got unbearable. “Come on then,” she unbuttons her shirt some and unclips her bra on one side.

“But mommy—“ you glance at Wanda.

“It’s okay, baby. Don’t you trust mommy?” she asks. You nod slowly and let her guide you into position, your legs ending up on Wanda’s lap, who gently rubs her thumb on your shin. You squirm a little.

“Behave, baby. Don’t you want mommy’s milkies?” she asks. You nod, cheeks flushed. “Then be good,” she says firmly, guiding your head to her chest. You latch on a little less eagerly than usual, trying to ignore Wanda’s presence and touch. It’s easier with Natasha running her fingers through your hair, humming softly, but not so much as you feel Wanda’s eyes on the two of you like a hawk.

You’re inevitably slipping down into your uninhibited littlespace by the time you switch to her other side, grunting gently when the milk doesn’t flow at first and grabbing onto Natasha. She chuckles and hushes you, adjusting herself to help you in your efforts.

“Easy now,” she soothes.

“How precious,” Wanda coos gently, reaching over to brush your hair out of the way so she can see you better. You can’t flinch without letting go of Natasha’s chest, so you let it happen. She takes the liberty and strokes the back of her finger down your cheek softly.

“Isn’t my baby just the sweetest thing?” Natasha brags, “Come closer, Wans, it’s alright. A lot tamer with your mommy’s milk in you, hm?” Natasha speaks the last part to you as she pats the cushion next to her for Wanda to sit. They both move you as needed for her to get closer, your butt now in the virtual stranger’s lap and her arm resting on your stomach. You whine and look up at Natasha, about to pull away to protest.

“It’s okay, baby, you’re doing a good job,” Natasha holds you fast against her with a gentle hand and even gentler praises. “You trust me, and I trust Wanda. You’re okay. Just drink your milkies,” she placates you easily. You settle back into an edgy comfort and let yourself be held, trying to stay in your big headspace and failing miserably.

“That’s a good baby,” Natasha says as she both sees and feels the resistance leave you. When you finally pull off, she smiles at the little dribble on your chin and wipes it with her thumb before pressing it into your mouth. “Mommy’s got you,” she assures you as your eyes half-close, sucking on her thumb automatically. She coos softly at you.

“Such a good baby,” Wanda muses as she looks on.

“That’s right,” Natasha says proudly, making you blush a little. “See little one, Wanda’s not so scary, is she?” she asks you sweetly. You nod a little bit, earning a satisfied hum. “That’s my baby.”

“My mommy,” you say around her thumb, reaching up to touch her face. Her heart melts at the gesture and she leans down to kiss your forehead.

The tender moment is interrupted as Natasha’s phone rings. She pulls it out of her pocket, looks at it a moment, and then sighs deeply.

“I have to take this,” she says with reluctance. “Go to Wanda, baby,” Natasha pushes you fully into her friend’s lap despite your whimpering protests. Wanda’s arms wrap around you easily and hold you to her as you wiggle, reaching for your mommy to no avail.

“I’ll be as quick as I can, baby,” Natasha assures you, tilting your chin up and kissing you before going upstairs. You look at Wanda with wide eyes in silence for a moment.

“It’s alright, don’t worry,” Wanda speaks first. “Your mommy will be back soon, and she’s only upstairs at any rate.”

You keep staring at her mutely.

“This must be pretty new and scary, huh? And I can tell you’re feeling pretty little, too. But don’t worry, I’ve got you,” she says, voice warm and soothing. “Do you want to watch some cartoons? I know you like that,” she suggests. You nod. “Okay, cartoons it is,” she reaches for the remote and turns on the TV.

You ease considerably with the cartoons on, sucking on your thumb and cuddling Dots close. Wanda holds you and watches passively, wondering what’s taken Nat away so suddenly. She’s so excited to finally be meeting you, too, but trying not to scare you off with her eagerness.

“Want mommy,” you mumble after awhile. It’s rare for Natasha to leave you when you’re in your littlespace, and you are very much disliking it.

“I know, little one. I’m sure she’ll be back just as quick as she can. It won’t be long now,” Wanda assures you once again. She pulls out her own phone to shoot Natasha a text. It has been awhile…

Only about a bit more now. How’s my little baby? she responds.

Missing you, but mostly okay. We’re watching cartoons. I don’t know how long it’ll last though… Wanda informs her

What we talked about before is still on the table. Wanda glances up at you, oblivious, then looks down again.

Are you sure it won’t mess everything up? I haven’t made much headway in the trust department…

It’ll be fine, Wans. My dumb little baby can’t resist feeling good. Natasha’s words make Wanda go red and she shoots another glance at you. Luckily, you’ve still yet to notice.

Alright then. See you soon.

Wanda puts her phone away and turns her attention back to you. You’re babbling to Dots and pointing to the TV, as if trying to explain it to him. It’s absolutely adorable. Wanda watches sneakily, not wanting to interrupt and ruin the moment of pure innocence and cuteness.

“Right mommy—“ when you turn and remember it’s Wanda, not your mommy, who’s holding you, your bottom lip begins to tremble.

“Oh, no no no, baby, it’s okay, don’t cry little one,” Wanda rushes to soothe you, holding you closer and rocking you a little bit. “It’s okay, she’ll be back in just a few minutes, she told me so,” she tells you. You calm a tiny bit at that. “She even told me what to do while we wait for her.”

“R-really?” you sniff.

“Mhm,” Wanda hums, one hand coming down to rest on your tummy.

“What’d she say?” you ask, squirming on her lap a little. You’re feeling tingly, like how Natasha often makes you feel.

“Well, she said she worried your pretty parts might need some attention, and she said I can help you, since you’re just a little baby who doesn’t know how,” Wanda tells you soothingly.

“M-mommy said that?” you ask, trying to ignore the growing sensations in your lower half.

“Yup. She cares about you being comfortable and happy so much that she said I can help you instead of her,” Wanda says with a smile. “Isn’t that nice of her? You’re lucky, little one.”

“Mhm, mommy’s nice,” you say, struggling to put together the logical thoughts in your head that would can tell you what’s going on here.

“Aw, don’t think too much, little one,” Wanda coos, her other hand coming o to the side of your head and stroking your temple. As she smooths the hair there, it feels like she’s smoothing your thoughts, too. Little do you know she really is, but she figures what you don’t know won’t hurt you, right?

“When’s mommy coming back? I need her,” you say, a little dazed.

“Why’s that, precious?” she asks sweetly.

“I’m at all tingly. I don’t like it,” you squirm.

“I can help with that, little one,” her voice is like honey. “Just relax for me, okay? Wanda’s se gonna take care of you,” shepulls down your shorts and underwear, exposing your sensitive area to the air. You whine a little.like

“‘s cold,” you complain.

“I’ve got you,” soon Wanda’s warm hand has moved from your tummy down to cup your mound, quieting you. She reaches down further and starts slowly encircling your most sensitive bundle of nerves, making you sigh softly in relief. Something starts to poke at your entrance but you don’t know what.

“What’s that?” you ask, looking down. You see the hand between your legs encircled with glowing red tendrils.

“It’s alright, little one. It’s just magic, like I used on your mommy before. It’s perfectly safe. And it’ll feel really good,” she says, slowly filling your hole. You whimper softly at the stretch as her fingers continue to work your clit. “How’s that?”

“Good,” you breathe, opening your legs more. She smiles.

“That’s a good little baby, spread those legs nice and wide for me,” you heed her suggestion, letting them fall open to give her more access. “Perfect.”

She gracefully works up to a rhythm that has you whimpering softly with each thrust, clutching tightly to Dots. The hand at your temple moves down, allowing her thumb to play at your lower lip. You open your mouth eagerly, wanting to take it into your mouth, but she doesn’t let you. She simply teases your lip while your mouth hangs open, panting heavily.

“So damn precious,” she says, her voice husky. She leans over to see your hole clenching around red-tinted nothingness and bites her lip. “Feeling good, little one?”

“S-so good, Wanda,” you stutter, twisting and panting.

“Look at you, panting like a little doggie. Is that what you are? Are you a dumb little pup for me?”

“I-I-“ you don’t know how to react. Her words are nothing like Natasha’s, but they’re making your body feel the same way. You give a small whimper of confusion.

“Aw, too dumb to even know what you are,” she says with mock sympathy. “It’s okay, good puppies like you don’t need to think, just let me do it for you for now,” her voice is soft again.

“I-I can’t-“ you gasp, somehow feeling overstimulated before you’ve even had a single orgasm.

“You can. Be a good pup for me,” she encourages sweetly.

The door opens and you both look over to see Natasha at the door, who grins at the sight before her. She quickly comes to your side, smiling at Wanda and exchanging a few looks before looking down at you. She smooths some hair out of your face.

“Mommy!” you whine loudly, one hand leaving Dots to clutch at hers. You hold it to your sweaty face, her touch cooling, and whimper as you lean into it.

“Aww, looks like you and Wanda are getting along just fine,” she says. “You’re being such a good baby for Mommy’s friend. Do you feel good?”

“Yes mommy, feels so good, so good—can’t th-th-“ you whine desperately.

“Dumb little mutt can’t handle what I’ve got to give,” Wanda chides. “But they’re trying nonetheless,” she shifts you around on her lap so Natasha has an unobstructed view of your cunt as she uses her powers to press into your every crevice.

“Isn’t that a sight,” she breaths softly, getting her face in close. “Move your finger. I wanna taste my baby,” she instructs. Wanda obliges, focusing fully on her magic while Natasha begins licking and sucking at your clit harshly.

“Mommy!” you cry out. “Mommy, Wanda, I can’t, I can’t—“

“You’ll take what’s given to you like the good little slut you are,” Wanda cuts you off firmly, a particularly hard thrust punctuating it. “If you come nice and pretty for us, maybe we’ll be nice and give you a rest,” she says. You glance down to Natasha between your legs.

“Yes, baby, you can come. Come for us, all over me,” she pauses to say before diving back in.

It feels like her and Wanda have just increased their efforts by tenfold, making you cry out even louder than before, tongue hanging out as you pant heavily. It’s all too much—you can’t last much longer like this.

“Please!” you whine.

“Come on, you can do it baby,” Wanda says softly, encouraging you over the edge. “Be good and make a mess for us.”

The coil in your body snaps at that and your back arches as you scream, lifting your torso up off of Wanda’s lap as your hips buck.

“That’s it, that’s it baby, so good for us, for mommy and Wanda,” Natasha is your beside you in seconds, kissing your face and rubbing your tummy soothingly. You whimper softly at her kisses and your body calms down enough to return to Wanda’s lap. She too is praising you, petting your head in reassurance. Tears brim in your eyes and threaten to fall, but Natasha catches them.

“It’s okay baby, mommy’s got you now, we both do,” Natasha soothes. “You’re alright now, you did so good.”

“Did good?” you repeat hazily.

“So good,” Wanda confirms.

to be continued…

And that’s it, I’m sorry. If I don’t post it right now as it is I’m just not going to do it again.

read the rest of grad gift here

[scribble-brain-aced]

for pride month, i have:

a list of how the hazbin hotel had their gay awakening. (or lesbian, or bi, or trans, or aroace, pan, etc)

Charlie: she watched Sleeping Beauty, the year after it came out. she looked at Snow White and thought “wow, she’s so pretty.. but also Price Florian.. wait.” because this was in 1938, she didn’t know what bisexuality was, but she knew and accepted her feelings, because it wasn’t a big deal to her. in the 1970s, she found the label for it— bisexuality— and thought “OH THERE’S A NAME FOR THIS, YAY!” and that was that.

Vaggie: when she was still alive, in 2010, a friend sent her a photo of a genderbent character from some TV show, and her first thought was “oh, okay, i see why everyone’s in love with them now. …wait.” she spent the next 20 minutes looking up female versions of characters and realizing “oh. OH THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH” (based on my own story)

Angel: honestly, he can’t really say. he just kinda knew from the beginning that men were just hot, and he’d marry a guy if he could. molly just assumed he meant “yeah, men are just better than women” and went along with it, even though she personally thought both were radiantly beautiful. (she found out what pansexual meant in 1972.)

Husk: he has no idea. if asked, he just shrugs and goes “any hole is a goal, i couldn’t care less.” at one point, Angel just shoved a poster at him, Husk read it and was like “oh. i guess that’s me.” pretty chill reaction, just continued his normal day, but kept thinking “okay, wow, that’s ME.”

Sir Pentious: he just thought all people liked both men and women, but because of societal rules and whatever, they had to wait until they had a crush on the opposite gender. ..what do you mean thats not what being straight is. (he only found out what bisexuality was after he came to the Hotel and Charlie had a bi flag pin. he asked her what country that was, and she had to sit him down to explain the concept of LGBTQ+, and no, it is ABSOLUTELY NOT a mental illness, wtf, you’re fine, buddy, go be happy.)

Alastor: post-season 1, like three people separately wished him a happy asexual awareness week and he was so confused, he asked Angel to look up ‘a sexual’ on his phone because he couldn’t find anything at the library. (he was looking at the outdated library in cannibal town.) he read the definition, and locked himself in his room for the rest of the day. if anybody heard muffled screaming and somehow-happy-sounding swearing, nobody mentioned it.

Vox: pfft, what? no, he’s not gay! he’s perfectly straight! is it gay to say that men are just as good at women? …Val, what do you MEAN ‘no but yes’? (Valentino explained the entire history of LGBTQ+, stressing bisexuality. Vox just said “okay, okay, hear me out.. there’s a whole month for them, right? their whole thing is rainbows? what if we paint all of our logos rainbow-colored? they’d buy it!” Valentino gave up, because Vox just COULD NOT comprehend what he was trying to say. but he keeps sending bisexual memes to Vox.)

Valentino: he just always knew. come on, everyone’s hot, unless they aren’t. even better if they can be exploited. that’s all there is to it.

Velvette: pfft, she grew up with social media, she’s known about this shit since she was a kid. fuck love, fuck fucking, she’d rather pester Vox into making cheesy garlic bread. the guy’s a bitch, but he makes good cheesy garlic bread.

Baxter: back before he and sir pentious became bitter enemies, they were both talking about.. whatever. at one point, they got on the topic of clothing, and Baxter— then Bella— griped that he hated how dresses felt. too heavy, too annoying, and it made him feel sick, anyway. suits were just better, not just because they’re lighter. man, he wished he were a boy. pentious asked if he wanted to be a boy in general, not just for the suits, and after a moment, Baxter excused himself quickly to go find something in his library, shooing Pentious out of the house. a couple days later, he came out, transitioned, all that. the only reason he doesn’t cut off his light-lure thingy is because it’s useful. other than that, he avoids looking at it as much as possible.

[thestrangelyalwaysconfused]

I HAVE LIKE AN AU/HEADCANON THINGY

So I see everyone making like Tad Strange like this

Instead of his canon design? welp, I did some thinking and I have like an AU/Headcanon thingy:

So my AU/headcanon was that Tad wasn’t Bill’s brother (like the old theories)

Tad Strange was Bill’s only friend and when Bill talked about the stars/the third dimension although he had no clue wtf he was talking about but still, Tad believed every word

The two were inseparable! Until the incident of Euclydia’s destruction…

While Bill was blanked out, Tad manages to escape but some of the blue flames catches onto his eye on fire and he had to rip it out to avoid the same fate as everyone else.

Eventually due to the absolute horror and disbelief of seeing his home dimension, Euclydia, destroyed. Tad thought Bill did this on purpose as like a way to get revenge for making fun of his singular eye/ability to see the third dimension so Tad fled the scene as quickly as possibly to find somewhere to hide away for now

Eventually after a LOOONNNGGG time of exploration of the multiverse (And I mean a long time),

Tad found Earth and almost immediately became interested in its people as he settled down in Gravity Falls

Tad decided to avoid being spotted by anyone that he should lie low for now, he wasn’t too sure how Humans would react to him but Tad couldn’t help himself but to become interested in them, spying on them, studying their language, and essentially exploring in every possible way to see what their lives were like

Why?

So he could blend into human society

(through his travels of the multiverse, he discovered that he now has godlike powers like Bill expect he actually figured out a way to get out of the mindscape)

And that’s when the Human Form Tad Strange came into Town, he didn’t talk to anybody much as to not draw attention to himself

But eventually the society of the blind eye got ahold of Tad and memory wiped him just caused him to forget everything about his past himself which caused him to become the Tad we all know who loves bread and canonically has a crush on the woodpecker dude

(proof that only really backs up my headcanon/AU thing)

Although after the events of Weirdmageddon, Tad is starting to remember who he was, who Bill was, and what happened to everyone…

Anyways that’s all for the AU/Headcanon Thingy, don’t want to spoil too much already lol

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

WHAT THE HELL WHY IS SNAPE SO MUCH MORE CRUEL IN THE BOOKS? 💀 Thank you so much for telling me all that btw, I think I understand why so many hate him now, since I've only seen the movies I was always flabbergasted when people said that they hate Snape but bro is a literal creep. Taking Lily's photo is sooo weird wtf 😭 Also why is he tormenting a literal 11 year old boyy. Damn. And poor Hermione :')

Thank you for your time btw! ^^

Also, are there any honorary mentions in the books? Not necessarily about Snape too perhaps but maybe anyone or anything else? Like, are the books that different from the movies? Low-key makes me wanna read them but I don't feel like buying the books 💔 (':

You don't need to buy anything! It's free if you search online. I haven't bought a single book but I've read the whole series online and even found the audiobooks free online lmao.

Honorary mentions?

Tbh, when Harry visits his parents graves in deathly hallows, I was always moved by the line 'he wished he was sleeping under the snow with them'

And I think all the chapters in Half blood prince that focus on Voldemort's memories from when he was a young man are super engaging. Everything about his family is interesting, imo.

I liked how, when Hermione asks Ron to be her date to Slughorns party, Harry gets all flustered and says he 'knew something like this would happen'

I like how, when Harry uses the resurrection stone in the last book, he and his mother are so enthused to be able to look at each other that they just gaze at each other for a bit.

I LOVE the scene with Madame Maxine and Hagrid when we find out Hagrid is a half giant. I'm a sucker for characters telling people they like "don't go". And I love how Harry is all like "oh damn. I should NOT be hearing this conversation"

There's a moment where Harry tells the dursley's that Voldemort has come back, and aunt petunia expresses fear. Harry says it's the first time he appreciates that petunia is his mother's sister. I think it's so cool that petunia, someone who does her best to live a smuggle life, is still very aware of the kind of threat that Voldemort is. I feel like that's a detail a lot of people look over. To me, that scene adds a whole new layer to how terrifying Voldemort is.

I like how Neville gets given a candy wrapper by his mom (she was tortured to insanity and has been permanently hospitalized. Neville was raised by his gran as a result) and his gran tells him to throw it away, but when he thinks no one is looking, he stuffs it into his pocket instead. Like. God. I just love that scene. Neville's mom doesn't know who he is. To me, I read that scene and can't help but think "Neville has never received a gift from his parents. He keeps that wrapper because it's the only thing his mom has ever given him. It is the only type of 'gift' that he will ever receive from his mom" It drives me insane.

Oh and oh my GOD. I love how Hagrid is all like "Harry, I'd love you to win the tournament. It'd show everyone that you don't need to be pure blood to be worth something" and this moves Harry so much that he gets to work on solving the egg clue. Literally NOTHING anybody else has said to him has made him take action, but Hagrid's faith in him is what did the trick. And I love the line "there was something about lying to Hagrid that wasn't quite like lying to anyone else." Their relationship is honestly so pure. I love that Hagrid was Harry's introduction to the Wizarding world. He literally brings Harry to us, the reader (or watcher if we're talking the movies). Harry comes to us on Hagrid's motor bike. From the very beginning, Hagrid carries out Harry's introduction.

I love EVERYTHING about the way dobby adores Harry. You don't get much a sense of it in the movies, but their relationship is super wholesome. Dobby may have been a free elf, but he followed Harry's every command because he loved him so much. He straight up fought another elf for insulting Harry. He deserved better than what the movies did with him.

I will say, the one thing from the movies I like better is that I love the scene with Hermione and Hagrid right after Draco calls her a mudblood. I love how he holds her hand and says "don't you think on it" and Hermione's eyes are filled with tears but she smiles at him anyway. That was incredibly cute. Although, in the books, Hermione does not know what a mud blood is, and I think there is merit in having Ron--the only pureblood wizard--know what it is while Harry and Hermione do not. There's something so pure about Ron attacking Draco even though hermione doesn't know what a mudblood is. It's like "I don't care if you didn't hurt her feelings! I don't care if she doesn't know what that word means. I know what that word means and you're not going to talk to her that way."

Oh, and I like the part where Percy sends a letter to Ron telling him not to talk to Harry anymore. Harry being all like "I've know percy for 4 years. I've spent summers with him. He gave me top marks during the tournament. I shared a tent with him." is really effective and you can feel his hurt so well.

This post is so long lmao. I've left out so many good moments. My point is: read the books! You'll love them.

[not-5-rats]

I MISSEDQ TRIPLE OF MY FAV CLASS TODAY...so it's bug questions/scenarios time :3

(A/N: once again Bug means your bugs name)

1) Modern AU

Adding on to the question from last time; your bugs being forced to dress up again but this time...duo costume! Who's their costume friend (<- optional) and what's the costume?

2) Scenario #1!

Your bug had found themself rather tired and after being constantly told by every bug around that they should go for a nap they finally cave and go to sleep for a couple of hours

When they finally wake up they find the house...empty? They walk around, searching every corner of the home and some of the surrounding forest/swamps yet they still couldn't find anybody

There was no note or anything, they had all just...gone?

They waited for hours yet still...nobody

What does your bug do?

3) Has your bug ever been in love/ a relationship before? (like before meeting the other bugs, we aint talking bout the love-bugs in this question lol)

Yes: How/Why did they break up?

No: What's their opinion on 'love'?

4) Scenario #2

Chester had seemed off all day, nobody knew what was up with him. He was quiet everyday, but today he seemed silent, his usual approachable nature replaced by a glaring statue that nobody felt like trying to talk to. He then disappeared into his room.

Then your bug decided (for whatever reason) that they would just poke their head in and check on him, see if he needed to say anything.

Unfortunately Chez was in no state for visitors, Bug entered the room and spotted him sat at his desk, apparently writing somethings. Bug went up to him and leant just over his shoulder, they began to speak but were cut off by Chez shouting at them

"What do you want!? What did you need to say that was soooo important you had to come in here?! That you had to bother me after I made it pretty bloody clear that I didn't wanna talk. I told you, and everyone else, earlier that I am fine! So stop being such a fucking bother and leave me a-"

He suddenly stopped talking, clearly noticing that he was being an asshole. He glance back at Bug before looking at his writing again

"*Bug*, I- I didn't mean-"

He fell silent again, what happens next?

5) Scenario #3! (Bit of a less serious one)

Your Bug and Chez had been sent to retrieve some supplies from in town, they were looking around trying to find what they needed when a group of Hungers came around the corner

At first Chez spotted them and react but then something made him look twice

"Oh shit- hey em why don't we go this way? Yep come along let's go...hurry!"

After they had moved out of sight Bug asked wtf that was about and reluctantly Chez gave an answer

"Well...you see that Hunter? Yeah the one in the red"

He pointed around the corner at the group of Hunters then ducked back around the corner

"I may or may not have..em..killed his brother?"

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Madame Web Production BS

Just to be clear, I love this movie. But I love talking about what a dumpster fire it was behind the scenes so let me point everything wrong with my favourite of the year so far. SPOILERS!

• Cass’s personality is not fleshed out… that’s a major problem. I feel like they just told Dakota Johnson to do what she wants the whole movie BUT then right at they end they decide to give Cass a personality completely ripped from the comics. And it doesn’t work with the way Dakota was playing her the whole movie and these no character development over the course of the movie, so it’s actually a little scary seeing her switch at the end.

• None of the characters have a personality actually. The villain was the worst to be fair because I still don’t really understand his motives. Like… you tricked and murdered a pregnant woman and a few others because your family was poor? And you think Spidey strength will fix that? Um, ok. So is mine but I don’t know.. wouldn’t kill anybody over it though.

• I hate Sydney Sweeney’s image. And it’s not her or her marketing teams fault. It’s her fans’ and her directors. She’s constantly purposely dressed sexy in movies (even when dressed down like a nerd, she’s still sexualised) but then is playing a child. Like wtf. They did it to her in Euphoria and they’ve done it to her again in Madame Web. And how Sydney dresses for press also is clearly influenced by directors and fans’, like the look isn’t just what they want for her characters but also how she’s expected to be irl too. It’s kind of sick and related to how paedophilic things are still normalised in our society today, I’ll have to say that rant for another day though.

• Why does it feel like nobody cared about this movie? The script feels like the first draft that was supposed to have rewrites but nobody was bothered. Same with the editing, everything but especially the dialogue and music feels so placeholder, why was it in the finished project? Like even the Google cast page is not finished, only the leads have their character names on there. Zosia Mament (the villain’s assistant) is credited as fucking ‘Actress’.

• Why was Cassie able to fly to Peru when she’s a wanted criminal? Why is she flying to Peru when talking about laying low because she’s a WANTED CRIMINAL??!

• The writers constantly forgetting what year it is was hilarious and the editors just throwing one Brittney Spears song in and a few Beyonce billboards in to cover up their mistake is also hilarious.

• ACTUALLY, apparently the whole reason the movie was set in 2003 was because the director really wanted to use Toxic in the movie. Because apparently you can’t play a song in a movie if the movie doesn’t take place in the same year the song was released 🤡

• BUT Toxic was released in 2004 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

• The writers taking the time setting as a opportunity to reference Garfield’s Spider-Man but then also forgetting that that SM was born in 1995 🤡🤡🤡🤡

• Yes I checked, they specifically wanted to reference Garfield’s Spidey, but through editing they realised their mistake and started trying to make it look like they were talking about Tom Holland’s SM instead, which risks breaking some rules with Marvel… AND THAT SPIDEY WAS BORN IN 2001 SO THEY STILL FUCKED UP. The fact that a simple Google and common sense (like they must of know Garfield’s fist SM movie took place in 2012 and if he was born in 2003, he would of been only 9 years old in 2012 😑) would of fixed this problem is again hilarious.

• Obviously the biggest goof was Dakota Johnson not realising she’s not in a Marvel movie and firing her agent the same day the trailer got dropped 🤡

• She also might be in trouble for posting the teaser on her Instagram and tagging Marvel before the trailer dropped (so before she found out), but I don’t think Dakota manages her own socials tbh. That post was removed then put back up without a Marvel tag.

• The press tour is amazingly bad, I love it.

• Not seeing the girls turn or become heroes was probably the worst part about this movie but I knew that going in so didn’t mind too much. But the real issue is with how Sony keeps straight up lying to their audience with their trailers. Obviously some studios add somethings into their trailer to create more interest for the audience but that’s not what Sony is doing, they are straight up LYING. And they do it so often now I want to fight whoever is in charge of that, they are the reason this movie flopped.

• Them and the writers… and whoever decided to hire the Morbius writers again, everyone there deserves to lose their jobs.

• The only reason I want this movie to do well is because I want Madame Web to have more movies with Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Adam Scott, Isabella Mercer, Emma Roberts and Celeste O’Connor all returning. But I really don’t see that happening now, I can’t see Dakota signing another contract with Sony or doing everything to get out of this contract if it’s not over yet.

• The fact that they had to dub the villain’s lines makes me so confused to why he was hired? He didn’t even give a good performance, not saying he’s a bad actor (I’ve heard he’s great on other movies), but he really didn’t do anything in MW.

• And the part with the FBI agent and the villain had me so confused too. Like, did she seduce him to find out information about him? Because it makes sense that the FBI would be suspicious of this guy. But then did he see through her act and decide to at least get laid before killing her and stealing her passcode? But everyone is saying he seduce her for her passcodes and yeah I’m confused.

• The problem is the pacing and how everything that needs explaining isn’t, but everything that doesn’t need an explanation IS explained. And too much.

“He worked with my Mom in this place looking for this spider right before she died”

That’s not the exact quote but it’s pretty close to and that’s less than 5 minutes in. Ok thanks spoiling the whole movie to me. I really didn’t know a movie could spoil the movie to me.

• I’ll add more to this post when I remember more bs this movie endured or forced me to endure, feel free to add to this list in the comments or reposts.

[actual-corpse]

After one real life hour.

It feels like I got nothing done.

The Bachelor is barely taller than the children (and he calls Teensy "pumpkin" which is just too cute)

Why does Maria have nipples on her dress?

Eva Yan did not have to be dressed like That (I was shook.... So I tried to flirt with her through dialog options)

WORM

RUNNING WORM

Big Vlad is sus af

So. Much. Walking.

Went to investigate a fire. Found a revolver and 5 bullets. (Not foretold by Harris The Bomber)

It's only 11 o'clock on Day 1... I shall not be lulled into a false sense of safety.

Talked to some strangers. Got accosted for spring water. Told the man to drink from the river and then called him an animal. (I had no idea I had water even though I JUST checked my inventory)

WASD mouse controls are hard (grew up a console gamer. Don't feel like digging out my controller)

Misread "Torch" as "Touch". Got surprised when I tried to "touch" something and ended up with extra light

BLORBO

What.the.fuck.are.these.people.saying?????

Executor complains about not being able to see through the mask (that shit looks so cool)

Idk how only 13% of players beat Day 1... seems like a walk in the park.... for now?

The Saburov wife is definitely on Something ("Do My eyes look like buttons to you?" WHAT DO YOU MEAN?)

TELL ME WERE LITTLE VLAD IS EVA! I PROMISED YOU I WOULD HELP THE WORM please don't make me cross the rivers again

What are the circles? What are the handprints? What is life?

"You spin my head right 'round, right 'round" *shakes mouse* "GET OUT OF THE WALL! Oh.... I was stuck on a wall sconce... my bad"

"Hellooooo... A strange man is entering your house.... Anybody hooooome?"

*Enters Big Vlad's house* *jumps* "WORM?!"

Commenting on the *interesting* art the Steppe People have in their houses.

WTF ARE THE HOUSES

Why is Isidor's house in 3 people's back yards?

Fucking. Fences

*"Why are you running?" Meme*

Using coupons as a mousepad.

Game runs pretty good on a laptop... Wtf is so wrong with the Sims 4? Why does it run like shit through a sieve? (It ran bad before mods...)

I hear dogs barking.... where are the dogs?

Bought meat. Why? Idk.

When do I eat?

When do I sleep?

DO I NEED WATER?!?

What do the symbols mean?

I played long enough to move my second load of laundry into the dryer. It's 3AM and I need to sleep.

Can't let my sleep schedule fuck up this late in the week. Especially since university starts next Tuesday and all of my classes start at 8AM.

I'd love to be able to record my gameplays... I like to share experiences with people, and recording as I play is a very efficient means of doing so. I just don't have the money for video capture software.

[kybelles]

you don't have to do this ofc but i would really like to see your take on the "sophisticated" damen takes 👀

also i am so excited to read what you've made for damen love week!

hello lovely 💕💕 tysm for being excited for my damen week fics, you’re so sweet! 🥹 i really hope you enjoy them!

now… i’ll admit i was a little hesitant about responding to this bc in the past i’ve gotten some not very nice anons for expressing my thoughts but i’ll take my chances 🫢

firstly i wanna say that i don’t wanna sound like i’m policing anybody’s personal thoughts. even if i disagree greatly, you do you! these are just the takes that i’ve seen more than once and let’s just say they bothered me. a lot.

1. ”damen is so prejudiced about vere, he was overly critical of them in book 1” yeah no shit?? he had every right to dislike and criticize the people who treated him horribly and called him names such as brute, savage, cur, animal etc… idk why this is so shocking. he wasn’t a crown prince on a diplomatic trip between two countries and just kept complaining about every little thing, he was literally a slave. and if we’re referring to the general akielon prejudice about veretians, it definitely goes both ways. it’s not like laurent and the other veretians were singing praises about akielos and the akielons.

2. ”damen is violent and regularly loses control and fights people” oh my god where?? the only times i remember him truly “losing” it were when a) they killed lykaios in front of him and attacked him b) laurent was inappropriately touched and c) he found out what the regent had done to laurent. everytime he blew up he had a justifiable motivation. saying the brown man who was literally turned into a slave is violent feels so 😄😄 (especially when damen was literally tortured by laurent and still didn’t hurt him even though he had the chance…)

3. ”damen was a spoiled prince who probably spent his days lazing around with his slaves and kastor had to pick up after him” ????????? anyway…

4. damen and his so called internalized biphobia…. i can’t even be polite anymore, wtf are you talking about??? again, WHERE? damen literally says he sleeps with men whenever he wants them. he has zero shame! he even silently judges veretians for deprevieing themselves from who they truly wanna sleep with.

the last time i pointed this out some ppl got reallyyy mean on anon but there IS racial undertones in capri. and overall, the concept of damen (the brown mc) being considered as violent, prejudiced, spoiled and dumb compared to laurent (the white love interest who manages to “tame” damen and liberates him from his wrong ways) is sooooo icky for me. just… no. 😇

[stilldancewithyou]

No cause THEY REALLY MADE BELLY THE CHEATER ALREADY 😩 I assumed she would’ve broken up with Jere before the last scene of s1 but they made her convo with Jere after that last scene according to the new clip… just insane if JH doesn’t use the cheating plot on J in s3 but made belly a cheater that’s just so nasty to treat your female lead like that in favor of the man 🙄

Yeah I don't like ANYTHING about that Jeremiah/Belly clip. Idk if this is a hot take or not but I don't think anybody cheated in season 1. To me, what happened wasn't cheating at all all. Unless I missed something huge, she and Jeremiah were never actually dating. She's actually just being respectful and doing the mature thing by having a conversation with him about her and Conrad now that she knows that's what she wants. She didn't actually owe Jere anything, but the fact that she tried to be mature and explain it Jere and you can feel how bad she feels for hurting him and he acts like THAT? wtf dude. They kissed twice, talked about their feelings for each other and she went to the ball with him but they never said they were being exclusive with each other. I mean seriously, Cam Cameron was so sweet when Belly broke up with him, he just told her she deserved to be happy and they had something closer to an exclusive dating relationship. Also I'm pretty sure the timeline here, from when they kissed in the pool to the deb ball is maybe a week, maybe just a matter of days. Also, yeah, you were 100% the placeholder for Conrad (and you will be again!) because YOU threw yourself in the middle of it instead of letting them be. It's hard to feel bad for Jere because he openly admits like 187976354 times that he knows Belly has always loved Conrad and it's inevitable and he knows Conrad also loves Belly. I mean...Jere what exactly did you think was gonna happen sweetheart? Why are you acting so surprised? She's been in love with this man her whole life and just found out it was never unrequited. She was always going to choose him.

I just do not like the way Jeremiah talked to her in that scene AT ALL. I feel a little bad for him because I know how shitty it must feel to be trying to come to terms with the fact that your mother is probably dying and then the girl you liked wants your brother all in the same day but would he rather have had her not tell him and just ride off into the sunset with Conrad??? Bc that's the vibe I was getting. And then that line about "my mom has cancer!" are you kidding me??? You're really gonna guilt trip her right now? Also Conrad's mom has cancer too so...is Belly also supposed to abandon him? Does he not deserve love and support but Jere does? That line in the trailer where he tells Belly he's mad at her for being there for Conrad but not him and I get it believe me I do but also was she supposed to not be there for Conrad??? I'm confused what his expectations of her are.

I fully believe we are 100% getting the Jeremiah cheating storyline. The books are being followed so closely right now I don't see why they wouldn't be heading towards that. Also all the subtle hints and foreshadowing that has happened so far...the wedding chaos is happening. It has to happen.

[lutawolf]

Between Us Episode 10 Commentary and Review

My other reviews can be found here.

We start this episode where we left off. Them asleep in the hotel room. Team's mom calls and Win answers. Look how fucking thrilled he is that Team's mom knows who he is. But I got to tell you, as a parent, if someone else answered my kid's phone like that. I would know. Why you ask? Because if I haven't met the friend, yet, then they aren't solid enough for that friend to answer the phone. Nope, I'm not joking. So if I haven't met them, and they're picking up the phone, that signifies that they are too important to just introduce to me normal like.

The fake sleep! How cute! And the head kiss. How adorable. These two are so sweet, they make me want to scream.

I love the up and down look that Team gives. HAHA. "Let's go, rich boy."

The parent meet. Notice that Team introduced Win to his parents as Hia Win. Not my senior at the club, not my friend. Basic Hia Win. Personally, I feel this says a lot. He says Team is a little bit difficult. Love it. Win isn't gonna lie to the parents. Then Team being like, I'm not going to serve you. Then he services him more food, lol. Anybody noticed that the parents aren't asking Win about who Team is dating??? Just if he is naughty.

The hugs and bye bye moment really feels couplish. The way they are saying bye, the mom and dad. It just feels like a couple. Then of course Win is going to drive. The parents have to notice that. Oh, Oh, Oh and they do!!! I called it!!!

Win is looking rough, did he catch a cold from driving through the rain? He asks Team about if he is feeling better, and Team has the "I don't wanna talk about it" game face on. You can tell Team is an only kid that he didn't catch that Win was sick sooner. Come on, Team, this is Win we are talking about. He might as well be the oldest. He takes care of others, not the other way around. That's right, put his ass to bed.

When did he become Winnnn online? Wasn't it Winnie the Pooh?

Team caring for his Hia. Aww... Cuddle bugs.

And Dean totally outed them in an, I'm a WinTeam shipper way. His smile says it all. 🤣🤣🤣 Can I just say that I've always liked Dean, but I love the clear view of Dean and Win's friendship in this series. And the sub trio digs in. OMG!!! I love how he is opening up to the sub trio. He is really coming clean about his feelings. Hopefully it will jog things along. Awww, they are so fucking cute. This episode is so mushy.

I'm dying over the chips. The way Win is just watching him add them to his bag. Finally, that full on view of his WTF face. 🤣🤣🤣 "Win, go back to your room." "I'm running a low grade fever. No. Night." 🤣🤣🤣 Ahhh poor baby. All that talk about feelings got you scared.

Yes! Win drag him away like a caveman! 🤣🤣🤣 They are so clearly out in the open now. Ain't no hiding this shit. Like I said, ain't hiding shit. Pharm threatening to go tell Win in front of everyone, lol. Then Win just smiling at Team like he got nothing in his head. Call him out, Dean! He would you!

DEAN!!! When I said call him out, I meant Win not subby sub Team who doesn't seem shy but is! Somebody smack him. Oh lawd, we're skipping to the friend Steve. I'm telling you guys. Win knows.

This young child is so much like Team. ARE YOU STARTING TO GET IT DADDY. As a parent. I am truly annoyed with him. I would walk through a pit of fire to make sure my kids are going to be happy. I don't and can't make everything right for them, but I can set them up for a successful future where they are happy. What's the point of success if you aren't happy?

The ABC gang are hilarious! Yeah, Team maybe not act like you don't get yourself in to trouble with water. Huh. Ahh, there is the apology and then the good boy. Once again, Win is getting him used to that praise. They kiss!! Out in the open for all to see!!! Love it.

Two second. Two seconds. You say you aren't scared and two seconds later you're scared! You guys are killing me! Fuck. These guys communicate so well on a D/s level, but not on a relationship level. Like someone trying to go from the scene into a relationship.

They are idiots. Both of them. Lovable idiots, but uncommunicative idiots nonetheless.

The next episode looks promising. Hope you guys enjoyed this! 💜💜💜

[djarins-cyare]

Chapter 32 ‘The Feast’

Every couple eventually talks about their sexual histories, right? Anybody interested in hearing Din’s?

🍒 Din takes a calculated risk…

Wtf, why is it so blurry? 😩 Sorry. Please head over to AO3 where my layout skills are far better, and enjoy the latest chapter there.

A small amount of begging to wrap up…

This blog post won’t reach too many people because my network isn’t big enough, and I’m busy editing and proofing the story itself so don’t have time to do lots of reblogging and posting myself to train the algorithm to prioritise what I put up.

This is really sad for me, not because I’m desperate for likes or kudos, but because I’ve spent more than a year of my life researching/writing/editing/proofing this story, making chapter photos and coming up with (hopefully) interesting stuff to say at the end of chapters, coding all the HTML to make sure it displays perfectly for an easy read, then doing what I can on Twitter and Tumblr to let people know when each chapter goes up.

All I really want for this story is for people to see it and enjoy it… but I get a lot of messages that begin with “I can’t believe I’ve only just found this”. So I know it’s not reaching as many people as I’d like it to.

Whilst I’m supremely grateful for every single like I get, they don’t help make the post more visible to others. Reblogs, however, do. Each reblog boosts a post’s visibility massively, and I can actually see the difference in hits on AO3 whenever someone very kindly reblogs one of these posts.

So, if you’re willing, please consider reblogging this and any other posts for chapters of my story that you particularly enjoyed. And of course, please don’t just do it as a favour - only do it if you think it’s worthy of your recommendation. This little PSA isn’t meant to guilt, it’s meant to inspire.

Thanks for reading (this and my fic), and for all your continued support ❤️❤️❤️

[steelflexbell]

People honestly have weird ass behavior regarding drake talking about Dan S. He -never- suggested Dan never did anything, but Dan was nice to him, so that's the experience that Drake had, he was going through his own abuse at this time and also even if he DID notice anything sus he's said about a million times he ain't going to just talk about someone elses story.

honestly twitter's anti drake posts are creeping up again and it's irritating bc it always comes from ppl who are, or who want to be advocates for survivors but then spend so much time bashing survivors they don't personally like..... and i gotta wonder wtf they'd do if they found out someone they stand by as a victim wasn't a good person or did horrible things, would the sympathy stop? because that's not advocacy...

I wish they'd leave Drake alone when it comes to Dan. He's obviously an extremely complicated topic between hindsight and the fact his mother is friends with Dan and his wife.

I have a theory as to why the antis are ramping up again outside of them being pissed that support for Drake continues to grow, but it'll probably piss a lot of people off and it might make me look crazy when a lot of things surrounding a part of the fandom is extremely sketchy. The timing I've observed is far too uncomfortable to be buddy buddy with anybody who happens to be active in the fandom. The antis are desperate to make anything stick that they're fabricating anything. They're beyond regular help. They require institutionalization at this point.

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you could tell Colby was rightfully pissed the whole time they were in the basement, but he seemed to have cheered up by bedtime, so I bet they discussed the whole basement situation in the gap between emerging from the basement and going to sleep.

In my opinion Sam was more in the wrong in that situation but I understood why he did what he did in a place like that seeing and hearing all that shit, wondering if its real or fake his desperate desire to prove to himself by going at it alone kicked in just as it did in the Graveyard in England. I can understand that, but at the same time I side more with Colby when he was telling Sam off.

1 because it sounded like they had promised to do it together and breaking promises is a big nono, 2 he took the big moment for himself which in a way is kinda selfish of him (though I do not think this was his intention when he did it) and 3 it's a super unsafe thing to do without telling anybody, wtf would he have done if something had actually happened? No one would have known he was down there, so no one would have been able to come and help him. Colby would have woken and found him gone and maybe have to make some kind of discovery which you would not wish on anybody.

So I am really glad Colby didn't just let Sam get away with this, even if it meant the whole basement segment was far more tense than it otherwise would have been (and maybe led to Colby being more confrontational with 'Dave') I'm glad by the end of the video they seemed in a better place though, like they might have talked about it and made up. (and we knoww they are masters at talking shit out with each other since they apparently do it alot to maintain their relationship lol) Hopefully Sam learns from it this time though, cos he clearly didn't learn from it when they were in the UK all those years ago.

(These asks are from the third episode. Fourth episode aska to follow!

Yea, he was definitely pissed off - which, as a sidenote, judging by the amount of edits I've seen about that scene on the past few days, nobody is complaining about lol.

But yea, he was upset and had a right to be. Even taking friendship out of the equation, to undercut a business associate like that for personal gain is not a cool thing to do at all.

And we're talking about Sam, who once actually said in a previous video that he knows it upsets Colby when he doesn't include him in stuff or tell him where he's going. So, he knows this is a pain point of Colby's. He knows Colby is not going to take this well. He knows Colby is both worried about and excited for the prospect of them doing the basement together. He knows this is going to be their Big Scene.

And he went down there and tried to take the moment for himself.

And, whether he wants to acknowledge it or not...thats why he went down there. He could've had his moment of discovery and freak out anywhere in that house. Anywhere. He could've gone outside, he could've gone upstairs, he could've gotten in the car and drove to get an awful awful somewhere (if you've never had one of those...don't) and thought it out inside a flourescently lit diner...his grandma had nothing to do with the basement. None of what had happened in that place was related to the basement.

He wanted the moment. He wanted to force something to happen. He does this every once in a while, for reasons known only to him - like when he went down the bad cave in the hell fire caves and didn't tell anyone he was going to do it, or when he wandered out into the cemetery on his own in the Castle series, or even when he sat on the pentagram in the Sallie House. He wants things to happen to him so he can control the narrative and have the experience, cause he's not content with the experiences he does have. He's playing with fire, and I kind of think he wants the burn.

It frustrates me, cause it's a selfish thing to do sure, but also because they don't need to be doing all this crap. You don't need to do stupid and dangerous shit to make shit happen...it'll happen all around you if you just calm the fuck down and let it. It's all so unnecessary, to me anyway.

But at the end of the day, this isn't some kind of breakdown fight or anything serious, especially for the two of them and what they are to each other. I am absolutely certain that Sam realized he upset, disappointed, and hurt Colby's feelings and I'm sure he apologized. I'm also sure Colby, who knows Sam better than anyone else on the planet, knows why Sam does these things and isn't going to let it fester longer than it has to. I'm sure they were totally fine by the next day; such is the nature of relationships like theirs.

I'm also sure this will happen again someday 🤣.

But man, angry Colby is something to behold, huh? It's so rare that we get to see it...its like seeing Haley's Comet lol.