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Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.
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TLT is only dark academia if you're talking about Ortus, who in HTN is trying to work on his book while stuck in a haunted castle, and flirtatiously hanging out with a very intense posh academic and her husband, with whom he ultimately summons the ghost of the man he's been writing poetry about.
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"You can't take loved away."
Finally took the time to finish this piece!
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Reblogs are appreciated, reposts are not!
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if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month
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this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive
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Ramón del Valle-Inclán, La laámpara maravillosa, ejercicios espiritualis, 1916
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Tiny Nona in between TLT requests!!!
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haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score
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I’VE BLOWN APART MY LIFE FOR YOU (gideon nav/kiriona gaia)
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they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs
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my first ever harrow 🤲
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Coronabeth tridentarius they could never make me hate you
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at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’
and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it
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a lot of bad bitches are following me... thank u for ur service
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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.
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