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mod2amaryllis · 1 year ago

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who else haunted by an apology you never got the chance to make???? 🤪🤪🤪

#this isn't too serious this is about my college roommate #i was awful and i think about it all the time and wish i could send her a pizza and say any resentment is justified i'm so sorry #but i don't keep track of people. i don't know her last name i don't know how to contact her or if she'd even want that #i just think about it constantly for some fucking reason #if you're out there....man i'm sorry i didn't try harder to be friends i was 19 and at my absolute worst #I'm sorry about the illegal rat cage i never cleaned #literally i wish i could pay you reparations you wouldn't have to say a word to me just receive 'you didn't deserve that' + 50 usd #i think part of why this particular memory is so persistent- and has been for years like it constantly comes up when i'm tired-#is because the stakes are relatively low #like i was just a shit. i was just annoying and unkind. and then we both moved on and i'm better now and i assume she's ok.#the scope of it is just small enough.... like a burr. in my brain.#I'm hoping if i throw this into the ether i won't think about it as much lol #m2a

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halfdeadwallfly · 8 months ago

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Rehearsal and then after rehearsal and also in between of rehearsal and I think they're starting to regret having me. And perhaps justifiably but I have a bug with me and my bug is almost gone but I'm holding him so he doesn't die in the basement bathroom of the university catholic music room. So I am overcompensating by keeping quiet but that's wrong too and now we're done And I'm loud again and this time I'm eating dinner alone and I was ravenous and breathing so much but now I can't breathe and I'm only thirsty so so thirsty and now (not yet) I'm at home and I'm waiting and I. Am quieter than before and too loud again. And still imagining it.

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dullahandyke · 1 year ago

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all fun and games being a college student until youre lookin at recipes like 'i dont have a knife that isnt a butter knife. i only have one pot and no pan. making me buy two different types of oil seems like a scam. can i freeze homemade wedges if i make them'

#and my roommates have all those things and would probably be fine to lend me them #but also i do not talk to them a lot. and i am scared #and ofc worst part of being a college student is ive been putting off my work so i wont have time until like next week to go and get shit..#wait actually my mam is picking me up tomorrow. im sure she'd drive me to home store and more. this is a win #still does not solve my Burning Urge to make my own wedges but sigh ill work w it #edit actually the WORST part of being a college student is i made the idiot move of choosing one of the tall presses #not taking into account that im too short to take advantage of all the storage space....#i think theres one of the short presses still empty i could claim #but i dont wanna have to bend all the time to get my shit.... meguca is suffeirng

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atom-bomb-baby · 3 months ago

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#personal #so i had the less than stellar realization that one of my best friends #and current roommate is a massive asshole and I have no desire to continue having them in my life #i have 0 idea how the fuck to get out of my current living situation #we've already agreee to add 6 months to our lease #so it would end in October my math is correct #we originally signed in April so yea #so 8-9 months would give me plenty of time to get my shit together and gtfo #but they are talking about long term plans with me involved #like starting a business cult thing #(they are so fucking egotistical “I could be a cult leader” is something they say DAILY)#and yea months ago I was down to clown on this thing #but now I want them out of my life #they were gone seeing family for 3 weeks and the apartment to myself was so nice #i didn't have to listen to their shit of “white people are the worst ever fuck white people I never want to deal with them again”#i am pasty white but I'm one of the good ones apparently the exception #how trans mascs have it easier than trans femmes and how gross boys are #i lean trans masc so that's fun #and how much they want to start a cult full chest... yea they put on a decent front but they don't actually have the personality for it #i just... idk man living with them for another 8-9 months is gonna suck ASS #and like at the end of it trying to let them know that I won't be staying with them regardless of moving somewhere else #that is not going to be a fun time #they talk about community all the time but it seems less for other people and more for themselves #like started a union which is great do Not get me wrong but is angry that bargaining is putting something they want in...#but they are getting a ton of other consessions from the sound of it #just not the one that would benefit them the most #bleh hate this so fuckin much

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 year ago

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Hrmm... put together a roommates quiz finally after years of thinking it would be an interesting idea lol.. Though obviously not meant to be taken super seriously, I just like thinking about this aspect of personality compatibility. Like yeah, maybe you could get along with someone just chatting with them, but living together is such a different thing. .. curiouse...

#Not that I think that many people would really care since I barely know anyone on tumblr in real life and would never live with random #internet strangers lol but... idk.. I made this to give to friends from time to time and thought... why not post it here too #just out of sheer curiosity if anyone takes it what the most common results would be and etc.#My initial assumption is that most people would probably fall into the 'maybe' category and that either extreme of 'best roomates'#and 'worst roomates' would be the least common #very long also since I like to be thorough I guess #THOUGH... upon second thought... tumblr is home of the like Weird Introverts Who Sit Inside All The Time.. so maybe it's more #likely to come across compatible poeple on here. given that many of the questions are about how meticulous #people are with their scehdules or how often they invite friends over or if they like to mostly stay inside etc.#(since personally I think having a roommate coming and going and bringing random people over all the time would be too chaotic #lol... I need a peaceful quiet household)#Also I kind of don't like the way uquiz seems to do results. I was hoping it would be a number tally? I used some sort of quiz making site #before where you weight the question responses with a number (so the 'Best' response is worth a 0 #The worst is worth like 5 points. and all the in between are like 1 - 4 points or something). So then it is actually possible to have a #''perfect score'' category (someone who gets a literal 0 points). and also you could weight some EXTREMELY bad answers #to add like +10 to the score instead of just +5. And someone who got the MAX possible points would be the WORST compatibility. etc.#But uquiz seems to just be like ''which category did you score towards the MOST'. So someone can give some pretty bad answers #that are VERY non compatible. but as long as MOST of their answers landed in a 'compatible' category #then they would still be listed as compatible despite still actually having some dealbreakers in there. Which is also possible with the #'every answer is a number amount' ranking system too. but I feel like that one does allow for a little more customization #and accuracy (like making the dealbreakers add like...+40 to the score or something so that #there's basically NO way that someone could answer with one of those and still get a good score. Or the ability to have a literal #'perfect score' (getting a zero) etc.#BUt anyway lol... inchresting.. inchresting... curious to consider maybe making a uquiz #for the characters in the gameI'm making like.. which npc are you type quiz or something #now that I've made one and seen how it works.. hrmm hrmm....#(< game will not even be done for like another year but still thinking about nonsense like this lol)

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meganechan05 · 2 years ago

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While I love the possible Gira Corruption Arc with him being cynical about the Body Swap and calling Jeramie naive, think about it.

Gira was their roommate at some point while he was playing dead soon after he was tossed around between countries for different reasons per King.

He had to live with them after learning what kind of Kings they are.

That's freaking hilarious if you think about it.

Not to mention soon after he and Jeramie became Kings, they all fcked up and were thrown into Gokkan's prison. He had to reassure their aides that the 2 years that have passed were peaceful enough for none of them to worry until Dugded showed up 🤣🤣

#and we all know that none of them learned anything in jail #at least KaguHime learned THIS time because they realized the consequences of their actions and work on it to gain mutual respect #the only upside to Team Wings is possibly N'kosopa finding Rita cool until Morf stabbed Yanma #Gira knew #he just didn't know how to break it to Jeramie who didn't have to live with them like he did 😂#Probably had a competition on who could be the worst roommate in jail 🤣#kingohger #king ohger #kingoh spoilers #kingohger spoilers

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transsexual-dandelions · 4 months ago

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What do you do when you want to stop being friends with someone

#they just. piss me off. all the time. for no reason #worst of all it’s my roommate #do I just need to grin and bear it for the next semester

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t4tdanvis · 1 year ago

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me making my 3847573948575839554th au

#❄.txt #its an au where theres a magic school that trains people who have elements #most magic people have one element although sometimes very rarely people have two #vylad has two! he has fire + plants. zianna has the element of plants and his unknown father has the element of fire #gene has water ofc #'oh does that mean they cancel each other out' WRONG! CHEMICAL FIRE!#dante has water and travis has crystal + darkness #'why is crystal an element that seems so specific' explodes you with my mind. because i SAID SO #the main elements so far are fire water earth wind plants crystal lightning light and finally darkness #light and dark are super super rare. travis is an enigma and many people want to study him under a microscope #aph also has the element of darkness. she and travis get constant 'are you two gone become evil super villains together??' comments #also at the school they are all forced to live in dorms of people with the same element (if they have more than one element then they go #based off of what their most prominent/powerful element is usually). there are three people per dorm #gene gets to stay in a room with dante and zane. dante is fine but zane is a terrible roommate #vylad gets to stay in a room with blaze and laurance. actual hell on earth because they both keep fighting over garroth #aph and travis share a dorm because theyre the only people at school who have the element of darkness #they have a uniform! the colors are the colors of your element(s)#which means vylad gets. red and green. the worst possible combo. he looks like hes wearing an ugly christmas outfit all the time #travis gets pale purple and black which looks super cool #dante and gene both get blue #aph gets all black. although she usually wears purple accessories (which technically arent allowed but most ppl dont care)#WOW this is longer than i thought itd be and i havent even explained half of it. whoops

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offorestsongs · 7 months ago

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one idea that has been in my mind for a while but for some reason i've never explicitly made canon was that Vil and Rosienne were roommates back in their freshman year. because 1. like Rosienne, i am very weak to classic romance tropes and 2. i just think that would be very funny

#💌 personal #❣️ thornqueen #mostly inspired by the fact that i have what is this feeling from wicked on their playlist #but also personal anecdote time (because we love those here on offorestsongs dot tumblr dot com)#last year when i started uni i got the WORST dorm roommate #we either argued or we didn't talk to eachother at all #and we also had a full blown psychological war going on with eachother #raising to levels of pettiness unknown to man #(it ended when my friends finally talked some sense into me and i just changed rooms lmao)#and i think it would be very fun if they too had something similar going on #except with more homoerotic tension

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caffeinatedopossum · 9 months ago

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I think being in the same spot all the time might be bad for me. Like 99% of my time is spent either at my desk or in my bed, both of which are in my bedroom. The remaining time I'm either in the kitchen/living room, in my backyard, or on rare occasions shopping

And like I just think maybe this is having a really big impact on my mental health but there's kind of nothing I can do to fix it. Can't spend more time outside cause it's too hot, can't spend more time in the rest of my house cause it's too loud and I'll get sensory overload, and can't drive anywhere or do anything because. Well. I just can't

#the worst days are the weekends when my roommates all stay home #i love them and i love spending time with them but i just cannot be in the rest of the house for very long when theyre here #when theyre gone at work then i can be in the rest of the hoyse just fine

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millionsknives · 2 years ago

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whenever i have absolutely nothing going on and don’t need to be anywhere or do anything, everyone around me is perfectly healthy but when i have huge things that i absolutely cannot afford to miss then half my family gets sick at once with different diseases

#WHY ARE THEY SICK ALL THE TIME BUT SPECIFICALLY ONLY WHEN I DESPERATELY NEED TO STAY HEALTHY #i’m gonna start killing. i have a big thing on friday and a concert next week and a tattoo coming up and i need to be okay for all of those #and i’m running things at the community house for two weeks straight. i cannot afford to be out of commission for even a few days.#& nobody gets it. for me being sick is not just unfortunate it is literally hell on earth. the worst possible thing that could happen to me #i’d rather break a bone or sprain my ankle or have an ibs flare or crash my car. literally anything else #AND DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON OTHER TYPES OF ILLNESS. I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE AND THEN MYSELF.#tell me. why. when i was living with 4 roommates in a cramped apartment for 4 years. i only got sick twice.#but living with my family. for 9 months. i have gotten sick 4 times. and most times it was directly traceable to someone else in the house.#i am filled with such unspeakable violence i need to leave i need to leave i need to leave #GUESS IM NOT GONNA EAT FOR A WEEK BECAUSE GOD FORBID I INTRODUCE A PATHOGEN INTO MY SYSTEM #<- i know this is not how it works but that is how my brain has rationalized it for decades

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sabraeal · 2 years ago

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Hi hello I adore Merry and Bright, Desert & Reward and We Seek That Which We Shall Not Find and SOOOO MOREE! They be catching me by the shoulders and shaking me with feeeeelsssss

Oh yes, all of those some very fun Obi torture devices 🤣 Who doesn't love him being in absolute agony over a Terrible Situation where he SHOULDN'T have feelings, but DOES. M&B and D&R both really roll into the whole "both of them want something to happen so bad, but Shirayuki doesn't know how to express this in a language Obi can hear", and We Seek That Which We Shall Not Find has that same thread All Pain does, where the age gap isn't big at all, but they're at the ages where it still feels HUGE, and considering the experience gap between them too...Obi is like, there is a Special Hell for people like me, CRADLE ROBBERS, you know how it is.

#asks #i love love #D&D obi has not killed a man and thus is able to assert that wanting to do filthy things to a 17 year old #is the worst thing he has ever done. but also not done because he's definitely not doing anything nope #torou his much beleaguered roommate: please god do SOMETHING #like GETTING OVER YOURSELF #that one is a fic i want to get back to since 'arc 2' is actually all planned out #it has simple been a time issue since those chapters get LONG

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liebgirl · 2 years ago

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huge update i might get to go home tomorrow… my professor is opening our final on wednesday instead of just thursday so now i just need to see if my friend i planned to take the exam with can do it wednesday and then if she can (she almost certainly can) i can go home after……. i wanna go homeeee i want this semester to be OVER as soon as humanly possible!!!!!!

#in theory it’s already over. i could literally go home tonight and just take that exam online at my house #but like i said i’m doing it with my friend so.#if i don’t take it with her i won’t be able to focus and it’ll be really annoying it’s a whole thing #beth.txt #but i’m like packing up for the summer now. i guess i could semi- clean the bathroom before my roommate gets back.#i have like 2 and a half more hours to kill right now so.#ugh i HATE cleaning the bathroom unfortunately someone’s got to because i don’t think my roommate ever has or will.#which is fine i mean it’s not like super super gross or anything and i’m not that much of a clean freak #hence why i have not cleaned it in. like. too long probably at this point #i think spring break. yeah there is loose hair like. all over the floor :/#which is not to say i don’t periodically like. shallow clean #like. i clean the sink counter every day i’m here. i’ll do the toilet every like 2ish weeks. the shower gets cleaned in like. patches.#like i have not deep cleaned the shower in an amount of time that would make my sister mad at me if she was here #and the floor. yeah we already mentioned the floor. i’m not a floor cleaner girl #i rarely even vacuum my room i hate cleaning floors it’s the worst fr #well. i should stop making this post and just do it huh

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love-fireflysong · 2 years ago

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Blah blah blah I'm a sham blah blah blah terrible person blah blah blah. You've heard all this before so let's just pretend that I've apologized and made promises to be better only to break that promise like next week knowing me. We're all in agreement then? Perfect. Let's just continue then shall we!

That being said, while I would love to do nothing more than share some writing with you all...yeah I ain't got none of that 😅 Ran into a problem like a month ago called 'I decided to watch the owl house and now I'm once again in a new hyperfixation that I've been trying to fight off and have been failing miserably at'. While unlike ud it hasn't inspired me creatively as of yet, it has inspired in me an insatiable need to absorb literally ever bit of fanart and fanfic ever done, and seeing as that fandom is just slightly bigger than until dawn's, it has meant that that's literally all I've been doing the past months oops. So writing has kinda sorta been on the backburner for me sorry 😔 Hell, I only finally just got back the urge to start sewing again just this past week!

And while I would love to say that writing should hopefully pick back up in the near future, just the fact that I apparently have to move AGAIN in the next couple of weeks to a month means its probably not gonna happen 😒

Anyways, seeing as I've at least been able to start doing at least *one* thing creatively again, here's a cross stitch update woo! Except this time you can see what the front of the that pic of the back I shared a couple of hours ago looks like lol.

#wip wednesday #cross stitching #god i am so done with moving #change is terrible and moving is the worst change of all #hopefully once i find a new place and move in i'll actually be able to stay there for more than a couple of years #already know that when i inform my parents that i had to move again so my address changed again #that my dads gonna start on about staying in one place for more than a couple of years #as any of this is stuff i wanted #i would love to do nothing more than just rent on place for like 5+ years!#but when your previous landlord decides that he wants to sell the condo your renting #and then your roommates deciding that they want to move to another city entirely a couple of years later #i really don't have much of a choice in the matter you know?#the upside to this at least is that my job pays enough that i'll be able to get a place all on my own i guess?#means that i'll be able to actually be able to take everything that i own out of my room and spread it around finally #cause im way too self conscious and worried that i'm just shoving my interests in other peoples faces #even the people that ive lived with for the past like almost 5 years and they *know* what my interests are #same reason that this is the first time i've mentioned that i got into toh #cause i don't want to bother you guys with shit that i know almost none of you have interest in lol

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5-htagonist · 1 month ago

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regrettably peaked into my roommates room.. damn bitch he lives like this...?

#so. so. so much trash.#i think our AC broke bc he keeps the window open all the time to let the fucking STONK out #not the most Morally Pure thing i have done but like i had to know what the Stonk was that was emanating from there. god fucking damn #how am i supposed to ask him in good conscience to clean ANYTHING when his room looks like that.#like dont get me wrong. im prone to leaving laundry to pile up our entire apartment is a malelivingspace rn LOL #but JESUS #afaik theres no STONK coming from our room...#!wawawa #i regret moving in w bro so much holy fucking shit worst roommate. well only roommate other than husband but STILLLLLLLL #weve lived here since july 2023. Bro has cleaned ANYTHING AT ALL LIKE TWICE. AT OUR REQUEST.#and got all pissed when we asked. yeah no wonder you dont feel like its your apartment you dont fucking contribute anything to the household #except rent and utilities. like. CLEAN SOMETHING EVERRRRRRRRR WITHOUT US ASKING AND WITHOUT GETTING HUFFYBABYMODE ABOUT IT #*puffs cigarette* men...#(depressed) (not sexy)

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