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dilf-in-peril · 14 days ago

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My butch gf.

#samoa joe #roh #with one exception

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silversupremacy · 2 months ago

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bot and goo hug doodle

sorry it kinda looks like they're strangling him dont worry he cannot be killed in a way that matters

#my art #ii bot #ii goo #with one exception #where they get crushed to death that counts if it's a hard enough massive object #but strangling isn't a way he can die

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men-iss-vess-ull · 25 days ago

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goan up to mass for the holiday weekend if anyone wants to hang out

#with one exception

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moonchild-in-blue · 3 months ago

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You WOULD be a Chief Charlie Swan girlie.

…and like. We all are. You’re in good company

If your tumblr friends can't pinpoint exactly what your type is, are you really friends?

Like. I love Edward, I do! Genuinely! But oh worm, Billy Burke with that mustache and the flannels???? I didn't see it back then, but I am absolutely LOOKING DISRESPECTFULLY now. I'm glad we're all having the same awakenings as adults 😌

#can i say something a bit controversial tho? Carlisle never really did much for me #WITH ONE EXCEPTION #that scene in New Moon after Edward yeeted Bella against the wall and he's picking glass off her arm??#ngl there was some crazy tension there and like 👀 Esme can you fight? 👁️🫦👁️#twilight #darya answers

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nat-seal-well · 6 months ago

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Now that one of my work friends is closing she’s trying to get me to hang out with her more and more outside of work and my excuse is gonna keep being “I have plans”

(my plans are to do nothing)

#I see my work friends at work and I like it that way #with one exception

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scary-grace · 10 months ago

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I want to make friends with my mutuals but I’m deeply awkward so I just like all their posts and leave dumb replies and asks and hope they talk to me.

#every single friend I’ve made on here has been somebody who messaged first #with one exception #I need to get better at like…talking to other people #maybe it’s because I have to be outgoing by force at work #but I need to be better at it #clown hours

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iamnotanearthlingmotherfucker · 1 year ago

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#kneel for NO ONE #with one exception #yes daddy 🧎🏻‍♀️

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musicprincess1990 · 1 year ago

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The look on my coworker's face when I told him I stopped watching MCU movies after Endgame...

#not sorry #endgame fucking broke me #i just can't enjoy them anymore #with one exception #the falcon and the winter soldier #but nothing else

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froody · 7 months ago

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“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

#often that is internalized biphobia but that’s something they’ve got to work out on their own #and you know many there are men out there who are only attracted to women with the exception of one man who is their soulmate #*maybe #idc

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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aholefilledwithtwigs · 10 months ago

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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

#story time with sair #i might follow up with more #that was a wild living situation even for me #family owned #two neighboring houses of six units total #all of them one family/lived there decades #except the one unit rented out to me

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anyknotrants · 12 days ago

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-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

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astronomical-bagel · 10 months ago

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#ok no but for real this is genuinely my friend group.#the only one that's a little iffy is the anime catgirl bc 98% of us are dudes. with the exception of me and one other #we even have a union guy 😭#side note chilchuck's name would 100% be Chris if he was a real guy. he's such a Chris. (I mean it COULD be chuck but. Chris is better)#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi of izganda #izutsumi #marcille donato #laios touden #chilchuck tims #chilchuck #falin touden #astronomically random

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catastrophicz · 3 months ago

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oh hey this is a good song

#-🌱#<- usually not a rap enjoyer #with one exception

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nenoname · 1 month ago

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hunting down a specific image but finding miscellaneous storyboards/some cut panels from the stan comic story instead

#someone with the b&n version of the comic pls.... pls show me the extra pages #(cos i ain't paying again when i dislike 1/4 of it lmao)#the original storyboard for ford's dream not having the boat/swingset/portal....#NOT THE CLONE DIPPERS HAVING A PIC OF WENDY! ENOUGH!! YOU TWO HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS #thats it im working on an old fic again about existential crises and missing your twin who isnt your twin anymore #so then you become your own twin...? truly the healthiest way to go about this #mabel pines #dipper pines #stan pines #stanley pines #ford pines #stanford pines #gravity falls #im guessing this first storyboard is from the petting zoo short #but mabel posing in the stan's tattoo one is making me lose it #kinda wish we had more s1 storyboards #heck i wanna see the deleted scenes too #cos the ones we got were all s2 except for that one dreamscaperers one with the alt bill intro

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