#WILSON JUICE 100

[roll4gay]

I will never look at pulp the same way again

[thankstothe]

Some notes on Wilson's marriages/divorces, and how he met House:

• House didn't just meet a freshly divorced Wilson. He met barely married Wilson, who just got notified about his #1 divorce by a lawyer, not his wife

• Wilson walked around with papers on hand, long enough to give House a chance to sneak a peek. The same day he received the news. (there's a chance it was some sort of middle step in the divorce procedure, but "just served", checkmate your honor)

• House 100% knew that when he bailed him out. No, I don't have any concrete evidence besides "it's fucking House"

• House had Wilson observed the entire time to know he didn't open the papers. The divorce lawyer prob gave him an idea of what it is, and he was just marinating in the suffering juice

• House had to be nosy and stealthy when he checked the package Wilson clung to, he saw what's written on it

• They didn't actually talk at the conference itself, so House did it silently too

• There was a law firm address on the papers, and you couldn't just google shit then. House's had to remember it to investigate it further, or he already knew of the firm (or it said "BLAH LAW FIRM BLAH HERE'S YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS, LOSER", which is possible)

• Wilson likely opened them in a hotel room (or he looked at the package sadly/angrily there too), needed a drink, and House was at the bar

• House was watching Wilson at that conference, then at the bar, then meltdown over the song, then the whole fight and the mess, then the detention, and was like yeah I'll bail that

• "First words you ever said to me." This is when they first talked, Wilson was in jail and the one in need

• Ok alright, hear me out, if House didn't know what the papers were at the time of bailing. There are 2 paths for him to find out

• Wilson STILL had them on hand in jail

• Or Housey saw them at Wilson's hotel room. Yeah

• It's been over the decade since they've met and they both vividly remember the details of that drunk night (I get why for storytelling purposes. Still... Much to think about)

• That conference is either the last one, or one of the lasts, House attended. And that one was already boring to House without Wilson. 15 years prior to s06e06 "Known Unknowns", can't do the timeline magic I just eyeball it

• House also introduced Wilson to Cuddy pretty soon, since she was a witness to the levels of despair he was apparently in

• House might've pestered Cuddy to hire him, or she chose to do so herself (whenever she was dean). Maybe House chased away some poor oncologist to make an opening. Even if House isn't as obsessed with Wilson at the start of season 1, he's always plotting

• There's the brother thing too. Wilson still fresh out of med school, still divorcing, still guilty af and looking for the brother in Princeton, so he was happy to work there

• Prior to that, Wilson was working 2 jobs to support himself and Sam and was ready to follow her to Baltimore

• The divorce and meeting House happened in 1991, the same year USSR completely fell apart. Just thought I'll throw that in #educational

• Wilson was married, non-fraudulently, for 12 years total

• Marriage #1 has only lasted 1 year

• That means every marriage House was present for has lasted longer #math

• Wilson found a way to get fulfilled while in the marriage

• Now he's got a needy bitch with infinite problems and who will slurp any poison he has to siphon

• I'd argue House is what made Wilson bearable at home

• At the same time, House is what kept Wilson away from home, ultimately contributing to the divorce

• Wilson himself describes his marriages as crappy - he doesn't really need help destroying them. House still helps~✨

• Timeline gets wonky, but there couldn't have been much of a downtime between marriages, a couple of years max

• "Fell in love at the wedding" - whatever the fuck that means for Wilson

• Either Wilson met Sam through that wedding, and she also aimed to work in medicine - how they've connected. Or they went there as a couple, both being med students? Got high on emotions and jumped into marriage

• Wilson speedruns relationships once he's in them, so it could've gone "hey that was a nice wedding, how about we have our own?"

• He fucking sucks at proposals, his looks and general air of niceness carried him all 3 times, I will not be hearing any objections on the matter

• When Wilson talks to Cameron about cheating. He says, "I have (cheated). I always told them"

• "Them"

• It's could've been every marriage (#1, #2 and #3). If boy managed to sneak in cheating in his 1-year lightning marriage #1, while he was studying + 2 jobs (now I don't doubt his time management skills, but it's still a hassle. On the other hand, all that stress couldn't have been helping)

• Or it could be #1 and #2, or #1 and #3. But #3 is pretty much a certainty (he flirts with nurses on screen, House is also there), and it's "them", so why would he randomly stop in the middle? Don't think so

• What's most likely is - #2 and #3. When arguing with Sam (#1) again she didn't mention or allude to the cheating, her problem was that Wilson didn't communicate ANY emotions to her, she even admitted to House she made the most mistakes in that marriage, let's say there's some truth in that

• Wilson either didn't tell Sam about cheating, she didn't have a problem with it, or he lied to Cameron

• OR he didn't cheat on Sam

• He started to cheat after the first divorce AND his marriages started to last longer, which is funnier too

• He could've started cheating prior to House entering the picture, but much more likely - after. Divorce and/or House are the cause

• Speaking of. Meeting House is very tightly linked to the #1 divorce. Every time Wilson would think back on it, he would have to think about all the turmoil and getting bailed by House. And vice versa - every time he'd think back on meeting House...

• "I met someone who made me feel funny. And I didn't want to let that feeling go." Another Cameron talk. Ur honor, there's something on that wall

• btw, he is STILL married while meeting House, so if you hilson 1st-night-fuck truther, that meeting is his cheater origin story in a more practical sense. He then could've really meant all the marriages, but then he lied about telling Sam/Cameron, he might not count it since he's divorcing to tell Sam

• Ultimately, he's a huge liar, and I'm wasting my time. What I'm saying - nothing is really off the table with this guy in terms of hcs

• Aftermaths of #2 and #3 aren't really talked about like #1. It must've been really nuclear

• House says neither of them recovered from (#1) divorce to Wilson's face, Wilson doesn't contest that in any way. Even tho House didn't know Wilson before the divorce he usually right on the money with these things

• After the divorce #2 Wilson got 3 legged cat

• After failing to secure marriage #4 (#1 part 2) he got a diabetic cat

• Just like the thing he has with missing phone calls, after every divorce, consciously or not, he might expect a savior to bail him out

• After and during #3 he crashed at House's, then surfed hotels, then moved in with a dying patient, then Amber's, then House moved in with him (still Amber's)

• Maybe his wives kept taking properties in the divorce, and he just stopped getting them

• Man frankly didn't have a home for a while (HOMELESS BUT NOT HOUSELESS)

• Then Wilson finally commits and gets the place for himself and House, from Bonnie (#2)

• Wilson adamantly remains on good terms with his ex-wives (but not random exes. One helps House with a prank, House kept tabs bc of course)

• But Wilson thinks they hate him. Did he ever pay attention to them?

• While spending all the time with House, then cheating, telling his wives about it, Wilson gave them more attention and emotions to delay the divorce

• He also learned how not to get attached in marriage, to not get destroyed by the divorce (excellent gambit if you expect your marriage to fail)

• He has a better support system now too. Can't believe House is your support system, fucking lmao and ouch. Cuddy is his only other friend we see, maybe Stacy at some point (he kept in touch with after the incident)

• All his other friends and family we hear next to nothing about, at best they're surface level

• In season 5 he's only visited by the coworkers/House's team + Cuddy <- all that is pretty much House's tolerance circle

• House is pathetic, but Wilson is something else entirely

[wahoo-venus]

Short Hilson fic where House plays the piano, mayhaps? 😍

sure thing! it takes a bit to get to the piano part, sorry 'bout that, haha! I hope you enjoy<3

lmk if you have any more requests!

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1,072 words

Wilson has trouble sleeping, and House knows how to help him

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Fifth night in a row. God dammit.

Wilson stared at the ceiling with a frown. He was crashing at House's place, hoping that a change of air would help him sleep. It didn't.

For some unknown reason, the last four nights he wasn't able to sleep. This night appeared to be the same.

It was becoming a problem. He tried everything that helped in the past: Jogging until feeling extremely tired, taking a long steamy bath, reading the most boring documents he could find, taking melanin... Nothing. Zero. Nada.

He got up, irritated, and went to the kitchen and opened the cabinet looking for a glass, grabbing the tallest one he could find. He closed the pannel a little aggressively, and then opened the fridge with the same force. After analyzing the liquids avaliable, he opted for some orange juice and, again, closed the door with more aggression than needed. He poured the drink on his glass until it was about to spill, and drank it in one go, but before he could put the glass down he heard a familiar voice.

"Don't you dare break my glass. I think you already broke all other furniture you touched tonight" House entered the kitchen and went past him, eyeing the fridge as to see if there was any damage.

Wilson could only sigh. "Sorry. Did I wake you?" He put the glass down, very carefully now that he was aware of the force he put into his actions before. He glanced at House half looking for approval and half looking for forgiveness.

"No, my sixth sense warned me that if I didn't go to the kitchen right this instant, I would have one less glass in my arsenal." He said this while looking for box of cookies in pantry, side-eying him before actually finding the box. Wilson chuckled at the comment.

"Thank God for the supernatural" He said with a tinge of playfulness in his tone, before switching to a more exasperated one. "I'm just frustrated. I–"

"Still can't sleep" House said with his mouth filled with chocolate chip cookies, raising an eyebrow at him. His attention was now fully on his friend, when he wasn't taking another bite of his sweet snack.

"I've tried everything!" He shook his hands in the air, voice raising an octave. "I don't know what else to do! I feel like I'm going insane!" He turned to look at his friend, who was observing his outburst, almost puzzled. "I going to go crazy if I don't sleep tonight" this last part was almost a plea, as if House could do anything about it. His look changed from pensive to a little annoyed.

"And it's going to be my problem if you don't" Wilson hoped it meant what he thought it did. That House had a solution. That the solution was very, very simple, and that House knew it. If he was lucky, House would even share it.

Wilson took a few wary steps, as if aproaching a wild animal that he didn't want escaping. He didn't dare make a sound, just waited until House said something, hoping it would be useful. He stared, staying very still.

Then House rolled his eyes. "You should go back to the couch. My couch, by the way. You should be thankful i haven't invited some hooker and let her sleep there" He grabbed his cane and marched past Wilson, leaving the cookies behind.

He sighed. Of course he wouldn't help him. He had to pay some bigger price, like 100 Clinic Hours, or Unlimited Chinese Food For a Year. He rubbed his face with his hands and let out another sigh, thinking what he was willing to sacrifice for some sleep. Squeezing his eyes shut, he came up with a few ideas. But his train of thought was interrupted by something that came from the living room.

He opened his eyes and looked up. That... was House playing the piano? Was he playing for him?

He almost didn't dare to move. Then he thought about it, and if he didn't move House would probably shout at him and stop playing. So he slowly went to the living room, stopping as soon as House was in his range of view.

He really was playing. Wilson didn't know what, exactly, he never was one for classical music. But it was beautiful. It was calm yet not slow. And the way House was playing... He feels that if he heard another man play it, it wouldn't be as good.

Swallowing a bit, he took courage to lay on the couch. He tried to make as little sound as possible, and layed in a comfortable position where he could look at the piano.

He couldn't look at House's face, but he supposed it was better. That way he couldn't make fun at him later for making shocked expression with a touch of adoration. Instead, he was looking at his hands.

They looked so rough. They were lanky and long, with calluses from playing the guitar and messing with chemicals every once in a while. And they played marvelously. They went from one side of the piano to the other, swaying and not missing a single note.

The melody was a bit cheery, and the pace wasn't exactly fast, but was not at all slow. He smiled, and chuckled a bit. House took notice, because he turned his head a bit and gave a side-eye. Luckily Wilson was still looking at his hands.

House stopped playing. A beat. Dammit, Wilson had ruined it. He closed his eyes shut. Dammit. But before he could spiral, House started again.

This time it was a very calm melody. Sweet. Tender. Slow, but not boring. Again, it was beautiful. And House was playing it. For him.

He took a deep breath, and let it out, tension leaving his body. He didn't care if he had to pay a thousand dollars in cash tomorrow, it was worth it. He loved this. It was amazing, and almost didn't want to fall asleep just to keep hearing his friend play.

But his worries slowly flew away, leaving him with nothing but a tired body and an exhausted mind. He let the notes enter his body and invade his mind with the same words he used earlier: Calm. Sweet. Tender. Slow. Beautiful. House.

He fell asleep with a smile plastered on his face.

[girlygirltournament]

(32 bracket base here by @mad-scientist-showdown)

This is the full 128 bracket!! Full list of matches under cut!!

Preliminary Polls

Round 1 Statistics

Round 2

Round 3

Round 4

Round 5

Round 6 (the finals!)

Directory

Bracket 1 - Side A

Mizuki Akiyama (Project SEKAI) Vs. Maria Campbell (My Next Life as a Villainess)

Flora (Winx Club) vs. Abby Sciuto (NCIS)

Mitsuba Sousuke (Toilet-bound Hanako-kun) vs. Forrest (Fire Emblem)

Enid Sinclair (Wednesday) vs. Pearl Houzuki (Splatoon)

Haley (Stardew Valley) vs. Sakura Kinomoto (Cardcaptor Sakura)

Veruca Salt (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory / Willy Wonka) vs. Sonoko Suzuki (Detective Conan)

Cinderella (Cinderella) vs. Silena Beauregard (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Kim Possible (Kim Possible) vs. Amy Rose (Sonic)

Bracket 1 - Side B

Sakura Chiyo (Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun) vs. Lydia Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)

Caroline Forbes (The Vampire Diaries) vs. Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter (Sailor Moon)

Rosie Mayfield (Style Savvy) vs. London Tipton (Suite Life of Zack and Cody)

Momoi Satsuki (Kuroko's Basketball) vs. Tuesday Simmons (Carole and Tuesday)

Effie Trinket (The Hunger Games) vs. Stella (Winx Club)

Honey-Senpai (Ouran High School Host Club) vs. Victorique de Blois (Gosick)

Sakura Minamoto (Zombieland Saga) vs Madoka Kaname (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

Cure Sparkle/Hiramitsu Hinata (Precure Pretty Cure) vs Lindsay (Total Drama)

Bracket 2 - Side A

Lola (Shark Tale) vs. Colette "Coco" (Thea Sisters)

Therese Wolf (Fable Comics) Vs. Orca/Dex @labor9 (Tumblr User)

Princess Ozma (Wizard of Oz) vs. Aelita Schaeffer (Code Lyoko)

Webby Vanderquack (Ducktales) vs. Hiyoko Tosaka (Hatoful Boyfriend)

Fernet (100% Orange Juice) vs. Donko (Taiko no Tatsujin)

Blythe Baxter (Littlest Pet Shop) vs. Shezow/ Guy Hamdon (Shezow)

Numbah 3 / Kuki Sanban (Codename: Kids Next Door) Vs. Ami Onuki (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi)

Jessica Day (New Girl) vs. Caitlin Cooke (6Teen)

Bracket 2 - Side B

Shirou Fuji (Mizutama Honey Boy) vs. Kitty (BBC Ghosts)

Rainbow Brite (Rainbow Brite) vs. Zari (Duolingo)

Momoko Ryugasaki (Kamikaze Girls) vs. Peaches (Ice Age)

Barbie (Sandman) vs. Tilly (Rent a Bridesmaid by Jacqueline Wilson)

Sally (Ninjago) vs. Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony Generation 3)

Princess Pea (Super Why!) vs. Mai Oota / P-Chan (Gokinjo Monogatari/Neighborhood Story)

The Cat (Red Dwarf) Vs. Queen Red Riding Hood (The Land of Stories)

Arcee (Transformers Generation 1) vs. Gaby Solis (Desperate Housewives)

Bracket 3 - Side A

Cher Horowitz (Clueless) vs. Cornelia Hale (W.I.T.C.H)

Marianne Dashwood (Sense and Sensibility) vs. Clover (Totally Spies)

Perfuma (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) vs. Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)

Lilligant (Pokémon) vs. Biscuit Krueger (Hunter x Hunter)

Allison Reynolds (The Foxhole Court: All For the Game) art by @detrinity vs. Isabella Garcia Shapiro (Phineas and Ferb)

Hello Kitty (Sanrio) Vs. Barbie (Mattel)

Mari Tsutsui (Rainbow Days/Nijiiro Days) vs. Ella (Total Drama)

Tahani Al Jamil (The Good Place) vs. Rosalina (Mario)

Bracket 3 - Side B

Elle Woods (Legally Blonde) Vs Daphne Blake (Scooby-Doo)

Ty Lee (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs. Amulet Heart (Shugo Chara!)

Holly Munro (Lockwood and Co) art by @lucy-j-carlyle vs. Nikki (UP2U: World Traveller, Love Nikki, Shining Nikki)

Birdo (Mario) vs Lambdadelta (Umineko: When They Cry)

Smurfette (The Smurfs) vs. Regina George (Mean Girls)

Tsukimi Kurashita (Princess Jellyfish) vs. Todomatsu Matsuno (Osomatsu-san)

Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls) vs. Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

My Melody (Sanrio) vs. Nui Harime (Kill La Kill)

Bracket 4 - Side A

Emily (Stardew Valley) vs. Mitsuri Kanroji (Demon Slayer)

Nana Komatsu (Nana) vs. Lucia Nanami (Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch)

Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) vs. Minako Aino/Sailor Venus (Sailor Moon)

Rose Lavillant (Miraculous Ladybug) vs. Marie (The Aristocats)

Glinda (The Wizard Of Oz) vs. Hilda Valentine Gonreil (Fire Emblem)

Ichigo Momomiya/Mew Ichigo (Tokyo Mew Mew) vs. Coco (Bluey)

Princess Peach (Mario) vs. Starfire (Teen Titans)

Draculaura (Monster High) vs. Charlotte La Bouff (Princess and the Frog)

Bracket 4 - Side B

Bee (Bee and Puppycat) vs. Natsuki (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls) vs. Strawberry Shortcake (Strawberry Shortcake)

James (Pokémon) vs. Kurako/Kuranosuke Koibuchi (Princess Jellyfish)

Platinum the Trinity (BlazBlue) vs. Aoi Hyōdō (Maid-sama/Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama!)

Mad Mew Mew (Undertale) vs. Minnie Mouse (Disney)

Tsunoda (Aggretsuko) vs. Cure Coral/Sango Suzumura (Tropical Rouge Precure)

Daisy Duck (Disney) vs. Cure Flora/Haruka Haruno (Go Princess Precure)

Yukiko Kanzaki (Assassination Classroom) vs. Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

[discount-limeade]

Slipknot: A Review

This is a JOKE. That being Said.....

Conrad's Ratings On How much "Pull Game" The Knot Members Had. (And if they use Spray or Stick Deodorant)

This is 100 Percent Biased. This isn't a News source, welcome to My Hyperfixation.

Pull Game: We're gonna Loosely Define this as, If they could Hypothetically get bitches.

0. Sid Wilson

9/10

Starting Strong, Sid's got it on Lock. Docking One Point Because The Hyperfixations can Be DETRIMENTAL to getting bitches and Some people might not think Transformers are Cool.

Spray: Old Spice

1. Joey Jordison

8/10

Joey was For SURE getting Hoes in the Book. No questions. But this Specific picture (because I chose it), What in the 'Just Crawled out from under the Sink' is he doing.

-1 For Posture, tighten up man. Your neck is about to be at a Permanent Right angle. -1 for, idk I feel like he'd Say some strange shit.

Stick: He puts it on by going through the bottom of his shirt.

2. Paul Gray

7/10

Personally, LARGE fan of Paul. But we gotta think about this Logically alright. It's 2000, you're approached by this Man, he offers you a Cigarette. You take it OBVIOUSLY, he's just a being Nice.

-1 for possible Off puttingness. -1 Approachability (??). -1 When he lets you hit the bong he tells you it's not that bad and you end up coughing your eye out.

Stick: He looks like he has a Cool Sock Collection.

3. Chris Fehn

9/10

In our Hearts we all Know this man was a Ten. The eyebrows on His Mask Here are Very Good, which May Cancel out this lost Point.

-1 For Public Masturbation.

Stick: There's a Bite Missing

4. James Root

7/10

Now, if this was Blonde Jim, 10. I'd Find no reason to criticize, but it's not and this One picture will dictate his Entire Rating.

-1 Gay. Self Explanatory. -1 touched his balls and Wiped his hand on your neck. -1 pissed and didn't wash hands.

Does NOT wear deodorant and if he does it's that Paste organic kind.

5. 133

6/10

Once Again We All know he's Ten. Love a Strong Silent Guy. You know how this goes though, the picture selected Has Sealed his Fate.

-1 for, is this a school photo??. Update your portfolio. -1 I don't have my shots and those definitely have something. -1 he looks like a Train Guy. -1 beer cooler says 'for the boys'.

Stick. Looks like he tried to finger it.

6. Clown

5/10

Yo look how Whimsical he is. We got Elderman Shawn here. Physically, jumping this man's bones. Personality wise, he makes me MAD AS FUCK.

-1 if you pulled his hair it would come out in CLUMPS. -1 smells like fish. -1 definitely has a Foot Fetish. But I'm not talking NORMAL foot fetish I mean this man wants to put HIS feet on YOU. -1 says 'Honk Honk' when he grabs your Tits. Fucking YIKES. -1 keeps Muttering to Himself about The Circus, You should probably go...

Stick? It's Somewhere amongst his Things.

7. Mick Thomson

10/10

Any Day of the Week. He's just Got everything Going Right. Possible only downfall would be How strange his Wrist is Bent up in this pic but I will not Dock him for that.

Stick. He gets the Twin Packs to Share With Crew.

8. Corey Taylor

4/10.

Before you Say it, Yes, I would. But this isn't about That. This is about the fact that He gets NO BITCHES. And I'm not Talking about the Occasional, I mean this guy has never doesn't even know what Sex IS.

-2 he's COMING UP THE STAIRS FROM HIS DWELLING. -1 eats His own Ear wax. -1 how do you have lice and you only have Maybe 13 Pieces of Hair. -1 there Are Juice Stains around his mouth. -1 ate a mouse.

Spray. He likes to Stab The Cans So they Explode.

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In conclusion, I started Writing this at 4 am. It is now almost Seven. Have a Wonderful rest of your day.

[rhymeswithchronic]

Hello (:

I just wanna say I really love your wtwhto fic, and I've wanted to get into writing for a while but I can't usually find any motivation, but recently I've just been in writing mode

You are a pretty big inspo for me and I was wondering if you had any advice?

Have a swell day :)

Hello! Firstly, I’m so so happy I can be an inspiration for you! I love seeing people find inspiration in my own writing, and I would be glad to give you my advice!

A lot of people give the generic “just start writing” which is fair in its own, but it can be super difficult to actually do when you are sitting in front of a computer or pen pad. Anyone will tell you though that the hardest part is the first sentence. It can feel the most awkward (that moment of “am I really doing this?”) but it breaks down so many walls. From there it’s listening to your gut and following what the story asks of you.

Sometimes your story completely ignores your own thoughts and goes its own way. Sometimes characters will act in a way you didn’t expect and set off a new chain of events. This is totally okay! You can smooth out any wrinkles later if you want, or you can just leave it as it is! Thats the beauty of writing! It can be whatever you want, sure, but for me, it feels like I’m just telling a story that already happened, and the details are told to me as I go.

Don’t worry about the length of anything you write. You don’t have to limit yourself to writing novels or word sprints or novellas or anything. Want to write a story to rival the length of Fallout Equestria? Do it! Prefer to stick to 100-200 word prompts, poems, or Drabbles? That’s perfectly okay too! It’s what you want and you don’t have to worry about what other people might think. It’s your story, your world, and your imagination.

I personally started writing in 3rd grade, but it wasn’t out of passion at first. I was jealous of a classmate of mine that got a lot of attention for her short stories. From that saltiness came my first story, My Life as a Pokémon. It really opened up a new world though. Of getting to tell people stories that didn’t necessarily have to be true or perfect.

If you’re ever struggling to find your writing style, there are a few things that I found help me find mine.

1) Writing Sprints! 1-5 minute sprints of nonstop writing with no concern for grammar or spelling mistakes. This can help you push past a scene you’re having trouble with but need to get through. You can worry about editing later. The hardest part is getting it written, and putting short bursts of time to it can help get your fingers moving and the juices flowing!

2) Reading! Reading a variety of different stories (fanfic or traditional) by different authors can really help you learn what you want to write and how you want to write it. It can also help you figure out what genre you’re interested in and what certain scenes may end up looking like. My biggest inspirations growing up were the Don’t Starve fanfic Long Live the King, the Eddsworld fic Forget Me Not, and books by authors such as Tui T Sutherland, Erin Hunter, Jennifer A Neilsen, Julie Kagawa, and many more! You can find your own favorites and study the things about their writing you enjoy and try to fit it to your own!

3) Focusing on what you enjoy and ignoring what you don’t. This might be harder if you’re working on a longer story with more focus on a plot, but learning what you *enjoy* writing is the most important part of learning to love it. It can be fluff, smut, hurt comfort, hurt no comfort, fight scenes, character building, world building, songs, poems, fanfic, original, fantasy, nonfiction- there’s no need to limit! Write as many or as few as you want!

Inspiration can come from anywhere and you are free to take it! No matter how cringe people think it is, or silly of an idea, or strange of a concept, it doesn’t matter. WTWHTO originally came from a series of jokes I made with my brothers (who would play as Wilson and Webber respectively, WX being my main) while playing classic Don’t Starve and imagining what multiplayer would be like. The entire concept for my To Kingdom Come series came from “Pit and Sora look really similar lol”. You’d be surprised what inspires creation. It’s a beautiful and silly thing both at the same time, and embracing that inherent silliness is so important to truly enjoying what you do.

Go out there and absolutely break the world with your stories! Ignore any concept of “bad” or “silly”. The world is your oyster and the pen is your pearl. Make the most of it!

[thelensofyashunews]

TRIPLE PLATINUM HIP-HOP STAR DON TOLIVER RETURNS WITH “ATTITUDE (FT. CHARLIE WILSON AND CASH COBAIN)”

Triple Platinum hip-hop singer-songwriter Don Toliver is back with his latest single, “Attitude (Ft. Charlie Wilson and Cash Cobain).” Recently teased during an explosive live performance at BRED Abu Dhabi, the highly charged track is available now and accompanied by an electrifying music video available.

“Attitude” heralds the release of Toliver’s hugely anticipated new album, Hardstone Psycho, arriving everywhere on Friday, June 14. Pre-orders are available now HERE. 

Hardstone Psycho also includes such recently released singles as “Deep In The Water,” joined by an emotionally poignant visual. “Deep In The Water” was preceded by Toliver’s first single of 2024, “Bandit,” which arrived alongside an official visual now boasting over 5.7M views via YouTube HERE. The track – which features a sample from Tame Impala’s “One More Hour“ – proved Toliver’s first top 10 hit as a lead artist on Billboard’s “Hot Rap Songs” chart while also making a top 40 debut on Billboard’s “Hot 100” alongside critical acclaim from The FADER, Stereogum, REVOLT, and more. In addition, Tolliver and his crew recently performed “Bandit” on NBC’s The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, streaming HERE.

Don Toliver will celebrate the arrival of Hardstone Psycho with a number of upcoming live dates, including top-billed festival performances at New York City’s The Governor’s Ball (June 9) and Bridgeview, IL’s Lyrical Lemonade Summer Smash (June 14). For updates and ticket availability, please see www.dontolivermusic.com/tour. 

Hard Stone Psycho marks the long awaited follow-up to Toliver’s acclaimed third studio album, 2023’s Love Sick, available now in an Expanded Deluxe Edition HERE. The album includes standout favorite “Private Landing (Feat. Justin Bieber & Future)“ and such hit singles as “Leave The Club (Feat. Lil Durk & GloRilla),“ “4 Me (Feat. Kali Uchis),“ and “Slow Motion (Feat. WizKid).”

Love Sick arrived alongside the self-written short film, Love Sick, which proved among the year’s most celebrated visuals including three prestigious Telly Awards honoring excellence in video and television across all screens. The video drew top trophies in a trio of “Branded Content” categories, including two Gold Telly Awards: Craft (for Directing and Videography/Cinematography) and a Bronze Telly Award: General (for Music).

Further accolades include a prestigious “Best Music Video Film” award at Hollywood’s 5th Annual HollyShorts Film Festival devoted to showcasing the best and brightest short films from around the globe. Presented by Rotation (the hip-hop and R&B brand from Amazon Music), directed by award-winning French filmmaker Alexandre Moors (Kendrick Lamar, Juice WRLD, Miley Cyrus), and produced by Good Company (Lemonade, Pharrell Williams, Adele), Love Sick is streaming exclusively on Prime Video��HERE.

[themculibrary]

Jealousy Masterlist 2

part one

Aesthetic Appreciation (ao3) - Anonymous steve/tony M, 2k

Summary: “Nice shirt, Stark.”

It’s Natasha, sounding strangely- smug, maybe?- for reasons Tony doesn’t much care to know.

“I know,” Tony says, not opening his eyes. He tilts his head back, lets out a satisfied sigh and rearranges himself on the chair. The sun climbs another inch of his abs when his shirt rides up with the motion.

Today’s a good day, Tony thinks contentedly, and continues sucking lazily on the popsicle.

(Or, Tony wears a crop top. Steve, among other people, notices.)

And For Evermore (ao3) - ADAMWryter ikaris/gilgamesh G, 570

Summary: Someone flirts with Gilgamesh, but is not aware of his status.

are we falling apart at the seams? (ao3) - pxrkxrhollands harley/peter N/R, 5k

Summary: In which Peter Parker is too anxious to tell Harley he's in love with him, and things get a little... messy.

Four Letters Is Never The Question (ao3) - whitewalkers steve/bucky M, 5k

Summary: Bucky gets jealous and emotional after Peggy flirts with Steve at the Whip & Fiddle, and needs to remind and be reminded that Steve and Bucky belong to each other.

Green Eyes (ao3) - FriendLey pepper/tony T, 3k

Summary: It's Morgan's family day and the green eyed monster comes to visit.

Handle It (ao3) - TheEndeavorNetwork druig/makkari G, 830

Summary: Makkari is perfectly capable of dealing with things herself. Druig knows this. Nevertheless...

Hungry Eyes (ao3) - Panda365 bruce/natasha M, 2k

Summary: Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff are keeping their fling a secret from the team. Natasha starts to flirt with the others- pushing Banner to his breaking point.

Kings Of Treason (ao3) - shatteredhourglass bucky/tony E, 27k

Summary: Top-tier SHIELD agents Clint Barton and Bucky Barnes are benched for the foreseeable future. Hijinks ensue, resulting in terrible hipster cafes, spilled orange juice, a distinct sense of loneliness, jealousy, laser tag, and a truly terrible idea to bet on who can seduce that hot redhead from Stark Industries first.

May the Best Assassin Win (ao3) - NarutoRox bucky/tony T, 4k

Summary: Bucky loves Tony, but thinks Tony and Natasha are a couple. Tony loves Bucky, but thinks his feelings aren't reciprocated. Natasha knows all, and thinks it's about time these two idiots get together already.

Alternately: The one where Bucky is jealous, Tony is clueless, and Natasha is 100% done (and decides to take matters into her own hands).

My Beautiful Makkari. (ao3) - orphan_account druig/makkari N/R, 418

Summary: eros gets a little too comfortable with makkari, druig is not a fan.

Party of Three (ao3) - sammysouffle sam/bucky M, 1k

Summary: In which Joaquin kisses Sam and Bucky gets jealous.

pinky promise kisses (ao3) - flowermasters chrstine/stephen E, 2k

Summary: “He’s not why I’m late, though. Clea stopped by.”

“Oh?” Christine says, glancing up at his back as he pulls down two glasses.

Pumpkin Spice (ao3) - ShirouChan12 bucky/sam/zemo E, 1k

Summary: Sam is doing an underwear photo shoot, and it takes all of Bucky and Zemo's self-control to keep their hands off him, an effort that doesn't work.

Steve's Jealous Streak (ao3) - CaptainJimothyCarter peggy/steve E, 2k

Summary: If there's one thing Steve can't resist, it's his wife in a blonde wig and the knowledge that another man had been touching her.

Even if it was for intel.

Thinking of You (ao3) - awesomecherry steve/bucky E, 3k

Summary: Sometimes when Steve and Tony argue, it makes Bucky angry. Sometimes it makes him jealous.

Under the Skin (ao3) - Siancore sam/bucky M, 815

Summary: Helmut Zemo can see there's something going on between his captors, Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes, so he decides to flirt with Sam to get under their skin.

[cutfat]

Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After 37 People

In a world the place fad diets come and go quicker than celeb scandals, discovering a sustainable weight reduction resolution can really feel like a unending quest. Yet, amidst the noise of classy meal plans and rigorous exercise regimens, there's one strategy that is been making waves – The Smoothie Diet Program. Promising to assist shed kilos just by sipping on scrumptious smoothies, this program has garnered consideration, not simply from on a regular basis people, but in addition from well-known American feminine celebrities. In this weblog submit, we'll delve into the outstanding transformations of 33 famend personalities who've embraced this progressive food regimen plan. From before-and-after snapshots to private testimonials, get able to be impressed by the unbelievable journey of those stars in direction of a more healthy, happier self. Let's see Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After and their advice. 1. Adele Adele revealed to a fan who noticed her on a latest journey in Anguilla that she's misplaced 100 kilos. Her coach, Camila Goodis, additionally informed The Sun that very same month that Adele has modified her life-style. “Giving up processed food, sugar, soda and get into an exercise routine, like cardio and strength training, will change people’s body,” Goodis mentioned. 2. Carrie Underwood: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After A momma of two, Carrie shared in 2019 that she couldn’t run as quick or elevate as heavy as she might earlier than giving beginning to her second baby. In her caption, Carrie vowed to cease specializing in "bouncing back" and begin appreciating her physique for what it might do. “I promise to cease analyzing each angle and each curve and each pound and each meal. I’m going to maintain staying the trail as a result of it's a journey and so long as I’m at all times working in direction of my objectives, someday I’ll attain them," she shared. She’s labored out with coach Eve Overland to get again in form, and she eats a vegan food regimen. “To me, understanding—my husband has mentioned it— he was like: ‘You’re, like, a extra nice particular person to be about when you could have a exercise within the morning.’ And I used to be like, ‘I know! I feel better,’' Carrie mentioned. 3. Rebel Wilson Rebel Wilson has been on a well being journey, and she needs to be more healthy in 2020 and make some optimistic life adjustments. "Okay so for me 2020 is going to be called 'The Year of Health,'" she declared on Instagram, "So I put on the athleisure and went out for a walk, deliberately hydrating on the couch right now and trying to avoid the sugar and junk food which is going to be hard after the holidays I’ve just had but I’m going to do it!" She’s been understanding with coach Jono Castano seven days per week—and all through the winter press and awards circuit, she's been trying sturdy and glowy. Judging by her killer ropes routine, it looks as if she's a fan of high-intensity interval coaching. 4. Janet Jackson: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After Janet gave beginning to her first child in early 2017, and by late 2017, she had misplaced 70 kilos, in response to E! News. Janet’s coach Paulette Sybliss shared, "I started training her about six weeks after she had Eissa so about March we started. We had a very vigorous training schedule. We were training a minimum of four times a week and the sessions were never less than 45 minutes, no more than an hour. Very intense, though. Very intense training." 5. Missy Elliott The hip-hop legend has been on a wholesome journey lately. In 2018 she shared on Instagram, “Proud to say it’s been 4 months I have only drank water no other juices or soda & I cut out bread & Lord knows that’s been the hardest for me!” and that, although she has “NEVER been a water drinker,” her efforts to change into one clearly paid off. “It really restore glow back & I don’t feel sluggish,” she wrote, as reported by People. In 2011, Missy additionally revealed to People that she was dwelling with Graves’ Disease, an autoimmune sickness affecting the thyroid. 6. Shonda Rhimes: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After In 2017, Shonda opened up about her 150-pound weight reduction to Health. "I didn't do it as a result of I believed I'd change into lovely like within the films,” Rhimes mentioned. And i did it because I could not walk up a short flight up stairs without stopping to take a break and wiping sweat from my brow. I did it because my body was physically rebelling against the brain that had been ignoring it for so long.” 7. Kim Kardashian Kim will get work performed within the fitness center. "When it comes to booty and legs, we usually work out for an hour and a half to an hour and 45 minutes," Kim’s coach Melissa Alcantara beforehand informed WH. "You want to work out efficiently and be smart about it." She additionally sticks to wholesome meals, for essentially the most half. "I live a healthy life and try to eat as plant based as possible and drink sea moss smoothies," she beforehand informed Poosh. 8. Mariah Carey The singer informed Us Weekly that she strives to work out 3 times per week and. As a substitute of doing three massive meals a day, goals for a number of smaller meals all through the day. 9. Shannon Beador: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After This Real Housewives of Orange County star misplaced over 40 kilos after a painful divorce in 2019. Shannon revealed on RHOC again in 2017 that she gained weight attributable to stress. While Shannon is clearly placing in some strong work on the fitness center. She credit a brand new mentality with serving to her lose the burden. “The hardest work was changing the insides, getting to the mental place where I know I’m gonna be okay. And then the weight was just, kinda, a lot easier,” she mentioned. “At a certain point, it just started coming off.” 10. Briana Culberson Briana’s husband Ryan has documented their joint weight-loss journey on the keto food regimen. Which has resulted in them dropping greater than a mixed 100 kilos. (In July 2019, they shared that they'd misplaced a mixed whole of 107 kilos by doing keto.) In November 2018, he posted that the couple had been doing the. Keto food regimen for 5 months and have been already having success. 11. America Ferrera America is presently pregnant with child quantity two. She welcomed her first baby in May 2018. That similar yr, she shared her love of triathlons and triathlon coaching with Health. “I needed to change my relationship to my physique. And I feel essentially the most drastic factor I did was prepare for a triathlon. And didn’t do it to punish myself. I didn’t do it to reduce weight," she mentioned. She additionally did not do it to make her physique look a sure method. "I did it as a mental or spiritual challenge of kind of meeting myself. And all my stories about myself, and seeing if I could push through that. And I did," she went on. "Not solely did I push by way of it, I remodeled my tales about myself: I’m not a runner. I can’t get within the ocean. And i don’t know the best way to swim. I might by no means bike that far. All this stuff that we inform 12. Daphne Oz: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After She lately introduced that she’s the most recent WW Ambassador, and she’s additionally been sharing her postpartum exercises on Instagram. She gave beginning to her fourth baby in late 2019. And shared about her first exercise: “everyone starts somewhere. 💫#10weekspostpartum just got sweaty and it felt so GOOD!! only my second real workout since having Gigi. I’m not in a rush, I just want to start to feel my core again and strength in my skin. Consistency and baby steps get it done 💪 #onmyway #herewego” 13. Ariel Winter In 2019, Ariel confirmed off some noticeable weight reduction. She does intense fitness center seshes, and Ariel additionally (*33*)shared that discovering the. Precise psychological well being medicine led to surprising weight reduction. “Years ago, it was hard because I’d go to the gym with. My trainer and because of my antidepressant medications I never saw results,” she mentioned. Eventually, she determined to change medicines—however not for aesthetic causes. “I didn’t change my antidepressants because I wanted to lose weight. I’d just accepted it and it was fine,” she mentioned. “I got inspired to actually find a medication that helped me as a person. And did all the things I wanted it to do.” 14. Teddi Mellencamp: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star opened as much as. WH about how she gained 80 kilos in a single yr after transferring to California and beginning a disturbing job. She yo-yo dieted for years however continued to battle. Along with her weight after she grew to become a mom.“Walking, running, or hiking is just as good a workout as a cardio class at a fancy gym and they’re free. The healthiest meals are often the simplest meals: A good carb, a healthy fatl. Some protein, and veggies are really all you need. You don’t need to be a chef, much less hire one!” she shared. 15. Lauren Alaina The nation singer and American Idol alum danced her. Method to critical weight reduction in 2019 after showing on Dancing With The Stars. She was one of many top-scoring stars competing on the present, and paved the way in kilos misplaced, too. “I’ve lost, like, 25 pounds since July (2019),” Lauren informed People. “None of my clothes fit!” Her professional companion Gleb Savchenko added, “You’re welcome.” KATE HUDSON/INSTAGRAM 16. Kate Hudson Kate is a model ambassador for WW and is utilizing. This system to assist her get again in form after the beginning of her third baby in 2019. She joined as a world ambassador final December and introduced her weight reduction objective of 25 kilos. “It was a better method to take weight off, as a result of it stays off. I feel the beauty of what that's, is you possibly can eat what you need. You simply need to be acutely aware. It teaches you about meals," she mentioned. 17. Sherri Shepherd: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After Sherri shared her weight-loss journey on the keto food regimen with People in February 2019. She revealed that she has misplaced about 30 kilos, going from 189 to about 159. She additionally shared her waistline measurements—she’s at 35 inches now, down from 47 inches. 18. Gabourey Sidibe In May 2016 Gabourey revealed she had weight-loss surgical procedure, in response to Cutfat. “The surgery wasn’t the easy way out. I wasn’t cheating by getting it done. I wouldn’t have been able to lose as much as I’ve lost without it,” she mentioned concerning the surgical procedure. She informed Freshdrink in 2017 she additionally has a troublesome exercise regime. “I work out with my trainer three to four days a week. If I’m not working out with a trainer, I get up, and I go swim.” 19. Sarah Rue The actress shared with Shape that she used Jenny Craig for her weight reduction. "I was never really able to lose weight on my own," Sara mentioned. "Clearly, it was something I struggled with so I wanted a program that provides extra support. Jenny Craig does that. In terms of fitness, I'm going to rely on a professional for that as well. I really don't know anything about so I'm like 'just tell me what to do!'" 20. Ricki Lake: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After In 2010, actress and TV host Ricki Lake misplaced over 130 kilos, going from a dimension 24 to a dimension 6, in response to ABC News. "It's not easy but I'm telling you, I am not superwoman—if I can do it, anyone can do it," she mentioned. "And you don't have to do something extreme. You don't have to have surgery, you don't have to, you know, be in a gym all day long. You just have to be consistent," she mentioned. "And, you know, be a friend to yourself, not be an enemy." 21. Mo’Nique In 2014, comic and actress Mo’Nique misplaced 80 kilos and shared the small print of how she did it by way of Twitter, posting about her exercises which included weight lifting and leaping rope, in response to ABC News. 22. Drew Barrymore Drew has not been shy about her weight-loss journey, and she provides all of the credit score to her coach, Marnie Alton.“This woman is my long time teacher and dear important friend. She has helped me. Healed me. Encouraged me to keep going when I felt like being strong was an insurmountable task,” Drew captioned a sequence of images of her and Marnie understanding collectively lately on Instagram. Drew mentioned she’s recognized Marnie for about 15 years and that she helped her “transform” her physique for the Santa Clarita Diet. “I lost 20 pounds and trained like a mother,” Drew mentioned. 23. June Shannon In 2017, Mama June from TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo misplaced over 300 kilos after weight reduction surgical procedure. She underwent a gastric sleeve process, generally known as a vertical sleeve gastrectomy, again in 2015 after she hit a weight-loss plateau. She additionally made enormous adjustments to her food regimen, ditching soda and chips for water and grapes, and began understanding repeatedly. 24. Jessica Simpson Jessica lately misplaced 100 kilos after the beginning of her third child, Birdie, with the assistance of celeb coach Harley Paternak. He eased Jessica into exercise slowly, beginning with strolling 6,000 steps day by day. “It’s a social factor that she will do along with her youngsters," he mentioned. Slowly, she constructed as much as 14,000 steps, in response to E! News. 25. Jennifer Hudson: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After Jennifer Hudson dropped from a dimension 16 to a dimension 6 in 2010 after teaming up with Weight Watchers, and she’s saved the 80 kilos off since. "I don't really have time to do much , so I really just watch what I eat," the singer/actress informed Good Housekeeping final yr. "I'm very careful and cautious of what I'm eating, so I just try to pace those meals throughout the day. I'm very conscious of what I put in my body." 26. Kelly Osbourne Since she made her TV debut on her household’s actuality present, Kelly Osbourne has misplaced 70 kilos. And taking part in Dancing With the Stars in 2009 is the place she discovered a few of her healthiest habits. " made me eat turkey burgers and salads and explained to me that a high-protein, low-carb diet would keep me energized," she informed Shape journal on the time. "Then I started losing weight and realized, 'Oh, it’s true what they say: Diet and exercise really work!'" 27. Melissa Joan Hart: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After In 2014, Melissa Joan Hart opened up about shedding 75 kilos after giving beginning, telling People she was initially impressed by her sister-in-law’s weight reduction: "Sally taught me that you want to feel good about yourself. When she first started losing weight, she got compliments and they drive you to want to do more." But it is the social component of health that retains her motivated to work out. "I chitchat with friends on walks or run with my husband," she informed Us Magazine. 28. Kirstie Alley Kirstie Alley first made headlines for her weight reduction again in 2006 when she dropped 75 kilos in three years as a spokeswoman for Jenny Craig. She’s gained and misplaced weight since, however she nonetheless maintains a 50-pound weight reduction utilizing this system. "I’m on maintenance, so I have one Jenny Craig meal a day and then I’m on my own, but I also have my Jenny Craig consultant," she informed People final yr. "So if I feel like I’m going awry, I just call her and she gives me some tips and a pep talk." 29. Adele: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After Adele hasn’t shared a quantity on the subject of how a lot weight she’s misplaced, however her determine is noticeably slimmer from when she first topped charts—even after giving beginning. But it was by no means concerning the scale for her. She determined "to get in shape for myself, but not to be a size zero or anything like that" in 2015, in accordance to Rolling Stone, and reduce on sugar (however not carbs—"I’d never deprive myself like that!" she mentioned) to construct stamina for touring. 30. Christina Aguilera: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After Christina Aguilera shed practically 50 kilos again in 2013. She took time without work from The Voice to do it—"it’s amazing what having some personal time can do, not only for the body but also for the mind and the spirit," a supply informed Cutfat. "She has been trying new types of foods and exploring new methods of exercise. Not for diet or weight, but more for her mind and well being and overall sense of good health." Aguilera additionally credit reiki, an historical Asian follow that’s mentioned to heal your physique and thoughts, for her weight reduction. 31. Khloe Kardashian Earlier this yr, in a promo for her weight-loss present Revenge Body, Khloe Kardashian admitted that her household truly requested her to reduce weight. She’s additionally documented her weight-loss journey on Instagram—in a single before-and-after picture, she referenced her 40-pound weight reduction, which she informed Women’s Health was motivated by her break-up with ex-husband Lamar Odom. "If you were to ask me five years ago if ... I would be an inspiration to many others, that I would be the push that others needed to find their way. I would’ve laughed in your face. Me? The chubby one? No way!" she wrote on Instagram. 32. Lena Dunham: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After Last yr, at an occasion for coach Tracy Anderson, Lena Dunham debuted a a lot slimmer determine than she’d proven off on GIRLS. But it wasn’t about weight reduction for Dunham, Anderson informed Freshdrink. "She had significant health issues ," Anderson mentioned. "She was open and transparent about her health issues, but our convoluted f-ed up celebrity culture was like, 'What diet is Lena doing? Lena lost weight,' and Lena was like, 'I was freaking sick!' She didn’t come to me to make her body look different, she came to me to feel better." 33. Roseanne Barr: Celebrity Weight Loss Before and After Roseanne Barr—whose Roseanne returned to TV this yr—has lengthy been outspoken about her weight. She had a gastric bypass in 1998 ("I had my entire digestive system removed, so I should look thinner," she mentioned per People), which helped her lose 80 kilos. And she misplaced much more weight in 2014—"I'm simply doing the belongings you're speculated to do…you understand, transferring extra, and consuming much less,” she informed Us Magazine. 34. Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi misplaced 42 kilos in six months after having her first child in 2013 by following a 1,300-calorie-a-day food regimen and understanding 4 days per week along with her private coach, in response to Us Weekly. "Ever since I became a mom and saw all these strong, fit moms at the gym, it was inspirational," she informed CutFat. She nonetheless trains with Anthony Michael and Adria Bogosian of Anthony Michael Fitness, and has shared her personal exercises along with writing a guide known as Strong Is the New Sexy: My Kickass Story on Getting My Formula for Fierce. 35. Miranda Lambert Country singer Miranda Lambert misplaced about 20 kilos again in 2014 and has saved it off since—with none miracle food regimen. "You get tired of any diet. I've tried everything," she informed Women’s Health. "I just literally would make grilled chicken breast, sweet potato salad. There was no miracle." For the nation singer, it wasn’t concerning the scale, however how she felt as she approached 30. "I just thought, maybe if I get ahead of it a little, I won't have to work so hard later in life," she mentioned to People. 36. Melissa McCarthy Back in 2011, Melissa McCarthy informed People her physique was a "work in progress," however since then, she’s misplaced a reported 75 kilos. Read the full article

[iamfuturepixels]

I don't use Spotify but my music app does keep track of my 100 most played files, so here you go:

1. Blueberry Faygo-Lil Mosey

2. Volga-Cream Soda

3. (3 hours of spaceship ambiance)

4. Artificial Condition by Martha Wells(Narrated by Kevin R. Free)

5. One Last Kiss by Hikaru Utada

6. Cake by the Ocean by DNCE [I do not know why this is so high]

7. Hot Sugar(Washed Out remix) by Glass Animals

8. Immaterial by SOPHIE

9. Man Areas by Johnny McGovern

10. Clear ft. Mothica(Shawn Wasabi remix) by Pusher

11. Come & Go ft. Marshmallo by Juice WRLD

12. Exit Strategy by Martha Wells(Narrated by Kevin R. Free)

13. Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea by Fall Out Boy

14. Bones by Imagine Dragons

15. Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels by Todrick Hall

16. Youth by Glass Animals

17. Venus & River by Capital Cities

18. Wilson(Expensive Mistakes) by Fall Out

Boy

19. Life Itself by Glass Animals

20. Animal by Miike Snow

21. Sweatpants(Battle Tapes remix) by Childish Gambino

22. The Less I Know the Better by Tame Impala

23. Against the Kitchen Floor by Will Wood

24. Bizcochito by Rosalía

25. Fugitive Telemetry by Martha Wells(Narrated by Kevin R. Free)

[videostak]

im not wrong to say that the bass guitar that comes in at the 3:00 mark is supposed to sound like peter hook/new order LOL like thats totally what it is right? like idk i dont kno if im smart enough abt music to make a claim like that but thats totally what it sounds like like i cant think of anything else that its supposed to sound like. v funny like idk obv shibuya kei is v overtly brian wilson/bacharach/60s pop influenced and stuff and flippers guitar is obv influenced a lot by the stuff their song titles reference but like having a part arranged to sound exactly like a contemporary bass player is so funny to me. like it crosses a sort of line i feel not like in a bad way but def crosses a line lol. like u can say haircut 100 is obv imitating orange juice or point out endless songs done in the style of new order like the promise by when in rome or any 80s dance type song but to be able to point out the bass part in this song and to be like o ya thats made to sound like peter hook is rly funny to me. i guess cause it has more to do w/ the way the song is arranged than with like the band themself since this is the only song on the album tha has a bass part that sounds like that.

[sportsjam018]

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[ari-zonia]

A tribute to the craziest scientists in the games I play Aka CHAOTIC SCIENCE

[buckyownsmylife]

Sam mfin Wilson making fun of you because he's making you sit on his dick but you can't fit it all the way in

I AM 100% HERE FOR THIS

"Aww, little princess can't take my cock, huh?" He'd mock, fingers tightening at your hips so you wouldn't just lower yourself all at once on his member, hurting both you and him in the process

You'd huff, trying to pretend you weren't embarrassed to the point of tears

Although you were pretty sure most of them were out of frustration, anyway

"I thought you wanted this," he kept on taunting, knowing how badly you'd begged him to just take you, the need for him too strong to bear

You couldn't wait long enough for him to prepare you so now you must suffer

"You begged me for my dick just to stare pathetically at it, was that it?"

Sobbing, you shook your head, hand tightening around his member as you kept on rocking your hips slowly, trying to ease it at least a couple of inches deeper inside of you

"I do want it, I want it so badly..."

He knew that, could see it in the way you were dripping on his member, coating in your juices

But it only made him harder and more desperate

Which in turn only left him meaner

"You're just a dumb little slut,aren't you?"

"Cockdrunk for my dick but can't even get it in you?"

"I don't think you want it enough. Gonna go look for someone whose pussy I can actually look, what do you think?"

At the sight of more tears falling from your eyes, your pussy clenching tightly against him as you shook your head, he groaned

"Don't worry, baby girl... I'll even let you watch."

"Let you see how I would have fucked you silly if only you were able to handle me."

I don't know where this came from, but I feel like this is the story that will finally make me write a cuckold!reader fic, holy fuck

[bboyplankton]

2021 Playlist

1.Adele – My Little Love

2.Alina Baraz – I Could Imagine

3.Allyn – Upside Down

4.Anthony Hamilton – I Thought We Were In Love

5.Arlo Parks – Too Good

6.Aviino – Bloom

7.Baby Keem feat. Travis Scott – Durag Activity

8.Bathe – Pull Up

9.Belly feat. Moneybagg Yo – Zero Love

10.Big Sean & Hit-boy – The One

11.Blackbear feat. Tate McRae – U love U

12.Blu – Blu(e)r Than Blu(e)

13.Blu – Blu(e) World

14.Boldy James & The Alchemist – Flight Risk

15.Brandy Haze – Unfortunate

16.Brandy Haze – Waiting

17.Bren Jones – IDGAF

18.Bren Jones – Mrs. Jones

19.Bunji Garlin, Stadic, & Johnny Blaze – Trini Lingo

20.Casey Veggies feat. D Smoke – Goal Digger

21.Celeste – Love Is Back

22.Celeste – Tonight Tonight

23.Charlotte Day Wilson feat. Syd – Take Care of You

24.Citizens Worship – Heaven Comes Down

25.Cleo Sol – Spirit

26.Conor Albert & Mac Ayers – Moonlight

27.Conway the Machine feat. Ludacris & JID – Scatter Brain

28.Curren$y feat. Fendi P – Bad Decisions

29.Curtisay – Uptown Madness

30.Czarface & MF Doom – This is Canon Now

31.Dave East & Millyz – Pablo & Blanco

32.Dayglow – Close to You

33.Dayglow – Moving Out

34.Destin Conrad – In the Air

35.Dexta Daps feat. Drumma Boy – WiFi

36.Dixson – Heaven With You

37.DMX feat. Snoop Dogg – Take Control

38.Dom Kennedy – Star Baby

39.Don Toliver – Swangin’ On Westheimer

40.Donnell Jones – Karma (Payback)

41.Drake feat. Project Pat & 21 Savage – Knife Talk

42.D Smoke – Mind My Business

43.D Smoke – Shame On You

44.D Smoke – Stay True

45.Duckwrth – No Chill

46.Duckwrth – Slow Motion

47.Duke Deuce feat. A$AP Ferg – Fell Up In the Club

48.Duke Deuce – Move

49.DVSN & Ty Dolla $ign feat. Mac Miller – I Believed It

50.Elhae – Face

51.Elhae – I Can See

52.Emanuel feat. Dylan Synclair – Hindsight

53.Eric Bellinger & Hitmaka – Passionate

54.Eric Bellinger – Lava Lamps

55.Flozigg – 4Life

56.Freddie McGregor – Jah Love

57.Gallant – Comeback

58.G Herbo – Loyalty

59.G Herbo & Hit Boy feat. Bump J – Revolutionary

60.Ginjah – Chillin

61.Gotham, Talib Kweli, & Diamond D feat. Busta Rhymes – The Quiet One

62.Guapdad 4000 & !llmind – Catching Bodies

63.H.E.R. – Cheat Code

64.H.E.R. – Hold On

65.Hiatus Kaiyote – Chivalry is Not Dead

66.Illiterate feat. Josh Wells – Leafy

67.India Shawn feat. 6lack – Not Too Deep

68.J. Cole – The Climb Back

69.J. Cole – Close

70.Jael feat. Latanya Alberto - Comfortable

71.Jael – Unworthy

72.Jagwa De Champ – Active

73.Jake & Papa feat. Nola J & Hi-Tone – Black & Brown

74.James Vickery – All That I Am

75.Jaz Elise feat. Mortimer – After 3

76.Jazmine Sullivan – Put It Down

77.Jesse Royal – Home

78.Jesse Royal – Natty Dread

79.JMSN – Secret Garden

80.Joell Ortiz – Sincerely Yours

81.John Mayer – New Light

82.JoJo – Anxiety (Burlinda’s Theme)

83.JoJo – B.I.D.

84.Jo Mersa Marley & Black Am I – No Way Out

85.Jorja Smith – Time

86.Jordan Hawkins – Heart Won’t Stop

87.Jordan Hawkins – What We Have

88.Joyce Wrice – Addicted

89.Joy Crookes – Feet Don’t Fail Me Now

90.Kara Marni – Close

91.K Camp – Mama

92.Kelly Rowland – Black Magic

93.Kenyon Dixon – Hard Way

94.Kenyon Dixon – Switch

95.Kenyon Dixon – Tithes

96.Key Glock – Juicemane

97.Khalid feat. Quin – Brand New

98.Kyle Dion – Cookie

99.Kyle Dion – I Could Be Your Girlfriend

100.Larry June – Escrows and Orange Juice

101.Larry June – Iced Coffee

102.Leon Bridges – Magnolias

103.Leon Bridges – Steam

104.Lil Nas X feat. Elton John – One of Me

105.Lil Wayne & Rich the Kid – Bleedin’

106.Lloyd Banks – Commitment

107.Lloyd Banks – Death by Design

108.Logic – God Might Judge

109.Loop Schrauber – Bud

110.Mac Ayers – Every Time

111.Mac Ayers – Nothing Else

112.Machael Montano feat. J-Stylz & Teddy Riley – I Do

113.Machael Montano feat. Afro B – Slow Wine

114.Madison Beer – Stay Numb And Carry On

115.Maeta – Habits

116.Majid Jordan – Sweet

117.Malia – Deep Blue

118.Marc E. Bassy – No Perfect Time

119.Mariah the Scientist – Brain

120.Maroon 5 feat. Blackbear – Echo

121.Megan Thee Stallion – Meg’s Piano

122.Michael Buckley – My Way

123.Mickey Factz feat. Blu, Nottz, Fashawn, Oswin Benjamin – One

124.Migos feat. Youngboy Never Broke Again – Need It

125.Migos – Menace

126.Miguel – Thinking Out Loud

127.Moneybagg Yo – If Pain Was A Person

128.Moneybagg Yo feat. Pharrell Williams – Certified Neptunes

129.Montell Fish – Can’t Get Enough

130.Moonga K. – honeybee

131.Nao – Little Giants

132.Nao feat. Lianne La Havas – Woman

133.Nas – Store Run

134.Nas – The Truth

135.Nbdy – Missing Sumthin’

136.Norelle – Back Into You (Triggers)

137.Otis Kane – Keeps Me Going

138.Otis Kane – Lost

139.Patrice Roberts feat. Ricardo Drue – Toxic Love

140.Payroll Giovanni feat. Mack Nickels & Cashout Calhoun – Closer 2 The Plug

141.Phabo – Local

142.Phabo – Polaris

143.PinkPanthress – Pain

144.Pink Sweat$ – Heaven

145.Pink Sweat$ – Pink Money

146.Popcaan – Good Only

147.Pop Smoke feat. The Neptunes, Pusha T, Beam, Travi – Top Shotta

148.Pressure feat. Adrian Donsome Hanson – Likes of Jah

149.Prince – When She Comes

150.Problem Child – Crocodile

151.Robin Thicke – Look Easy

152.Roe – Fun N Games

153.Romero Mosley feat. Lorine Chia – Stained

154.Rotimi – Decide

155.Rotimi feat. Busy Signal – Fiction

156.Russ feat. Big Sean, Wale, Joey Bada$$, & Hit-Boy – Note to Self

157.Russ feat. The Game – Nothin New

158.Sammy Johnson – It’s Alright

159.Sean Paul & Buju Banton – Crazy

160.Sevyn Streeter – Taboo

161.Shelley FKA DRAM – Beautiful

162.Shelley FKA Dram feat. Summer Walker – All Pride Aside

163.Silk Sonic – Put On A Smile

164.Sinead Harnett – Like This

165.Sinead Harnett – Stay

166.Sinead Harnett feat. Masego & VanJess– Stickin’

167.Skepta feat. Teezee & Kid Cudi – Peace of Mind

168.Sky – done

169.Skylar Stecker – FWY

170.Snoh Aalegra feat. Tyler, the Creator – In the Moment

171.Snoh Aalegra – In Your Eyes

172.Squid – Ah Killa

173.Stargate Backing Band & Prince Levy – Vows – Piano Version

174.Stokley feat. H.E.R. – Rush

175.Stokley – Voodoo

176.Summer Walker – Constant Bullshit

177.Summer Walker feat. Ari Lennox – Unloyal

178.Swappi – Properly

179.Syd – Fast Car

180.Teflon – Revolution

181.Teflon – Warriors

182.Tems feat. Brent Faiyaz – Found

183.Thuy – In My Head

184.Thuy – Universe

185.Tiara Imani – Sprouts

186.Tinashe feat. Wax Motif – Undo (Back to my Heart)

187.Tiwa Savage feat. Brandy – Somebody’s Son

188.Tone Stith – When I’m With You

189.Trevor Jackson – Bouts to Be

190.Tyler, the Creator – Lumberjack

191.Tyler, the Creator feat. Teezo Touchdown – Run It Up

192.UB40 feat. House of Shem – Good Vibes Tonight

193.Vandelux feat. Alex Maher – Matter of Time

194.Vedo – Kiss It Right

195.Vedo feat. Lloyd – Sex Room

196.Wale feat. Maxo Kream & Yella Beezy – Down South

197.Wale – Fire & Ice

198.Wedntcare, Jayymr, & Mukass – Sweat It Out

199.Westside Gunn feat. Benny the Butcher & Conway the Machine – Claires Back

200.Weezer – I Need Some of That

201.Young Dolph & Key Glock – Aspen

202.Young Thug – Faces