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+ silly stuff dewn here

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It is my job to actively ruin someone’s life with my fanfics /j

maybe your fanfic doesn’t have to change someone’s life maybe it can just brighten someone’s day for a bit

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I refuse to believe his monologuing doesn’t shift in some way after his harvesting. His friends were annoyed by it, there’s no way the people coming to kill him weren’t also annoyed.

But it’s something he still does because it’s something he’s always done. It would take a lot of break him of it. Maybe some have tried

monologue

On Evbo’s (pvp) monologuing, I think it is intentional and that it shows just how lonely he is.Ok, ok obviously he's lonely but I also talk to myself (as one does) (this post was planned in such a way lol) it's not as on depth but I do tend to narrate things or make comments to myself. But thing is they aren't really ment for just me. They're for anyone who will listen. Every under-my-breath about my book I'm hoping someone will ask with real interest. And I think it's the same for him. He wants connection and the narration? He's trying to connect with someone even if it's just pretend.Now I'm sure Evbo (irl) did it because he's the narrator and only pointed it out for comedy and to give his friends (pvp) something to bully him about. But just let me have this

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I’ve seen a little bit of speculation about how Evbo’s abilities as Parkour God would translate to PvP Civ in relation to Vengeance for the Lamb, and I’m not sure how much I’d be able to actually state in story, so enjoy a little bit of personal thought dump!

First, I like the idea that people from Parkour Civ are immune to PvP damage and vice versa. This definitely means Evbo is quite overpowered in a place where Parkour isn’t really practiced, and the same goes for Boey (PVP Evbo) who can’t be hurt by Parkour. Unlike Boey who actually has been shown to not be terrible at Parkour, Evbo has no experience in physical combat. He can definitely take hits but he sucks at giving them back. He can grab shit really hard and that’s scary when he could break your weapon, but he ain’t gonna be able to outfight anyone in sword to sword combat

His abilities are kind of funky. He retains any personal abilities given to him by his divinity, but he lacks the connection to the world that he has in Parkour Civ, where he could feasibly do whatever he wants whenever he wants by editing the source code. That isn’t available to him in PvP Civ. He’s A god, not THE god. He has no control over the wider world whatsoever. The closest thing he has is that he can revive people and set spawn points, but that’s because those are less intrinsically tied to the world and more tied to the actual players.

Physical attributes are still present. Physical strength, limited teleportation, brief moments of spectator and of course, tapping into his proper Godly form. (CookieGod had one too and I like to think it was based on a dragon. It would probably be a full dragon though rather than the still human like form Evbo has because the old god fully gave into his godhood whereas Evbo still clings to his humanity while only occasionally tapping into that ability)

The one thing that definitely marks him as divine is his ability to create and destroy matter/blocks. He can access the creative mode inventory, but he’s not coding anything like he could in Parkour Civ.

Evbo also could not survive indefinitely in PvP Civ. He no longer has to eat food to survive (though he certainly can and still feels hunger, he wouldn’t starve) he still requires energy to sustain himself. In Parkour Civilization, this energy comes from a few different sources: Devotion (which is typically consumed in offered food, with things like bread and cake that have to be homemade having more than food made with less care), worship (the active worshipping of the Parkour God) and the act of Parkour itself. He is Parkour after all

In PVP Civ, he receives none of these things except for the very faint scrap of the occasional parkour done during fights. While it’s something I’m probably not going to explore in Vengeance, it might be fun to do an AU of an AU exploring this aspect more. He’s fine for awhile, working off of the stored excess of energy gained from his home world, but eventually, cut off completely, he would start to starve again. This process would be quickened by things like overuse of his God Form, but no matter what, he would eventually run dry. At that point, he would essentially become mortal again until either he died or made it back to Parkour Civilization, in where he would be able to regain the lost energy.

He’s running on a Duracell battery right now essentially. Technically, someone could ‘feed’ him by doing Parkour and what would be hilarious to imagine

So! What I like to imagine basically is that he is powerful, but not ALL powerful like he is in Parkour Civ. Hope someone finds this interesting or just the image of someone furiously doing parkour to feed a hungry Evbo funny lmao

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Gently sobs

I love when this happens

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IT ME

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I have become the cursed maniac that writes cursed maniac things on Ao3 Parkour Civilization tags

I will embrace my role

Expect angst, hurt/comfort, gay, both Polykour and Mavbo, PvPCiv Evbo somehow being adopted by Polykour, ParkCiv Evbo God stuff (he’s got a bird form it’s great) and uh cannibalism whoops

If you’re here for the ships:

The Memories Fade (But the Body Remembers) - None

Crusader - Light Mavbo

Take a Bite and Feed (Your Satisfaction Guaranteed) - Polykour

Escapism - Mavbo

Worship - Polykour but Seawatt is only mentioned, not present

My Stars, My Sun - Mavbo

Mercy for the Lamb Series - Polykour

Mercy for the Lamb Main Series (PVPCiv Evbo in Parkour Civilization, shenanigans ensue)

Parkour Civ Fluff:

Parkour Civ Cannibalism Angst:

PVP Civ Angst:

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I may have gone through with it because I couldn’t help myself

Now I love the cannibalism fics as much as the next person, but what about the long term effects of it?

What if, a couple years (more realistically decades) after the events of the movies, most if not all the surving noobs from the evil champions reign begin to have tremors, laugh uncontrollably, lose basic motor functions, and die, including god him fucking self.

And with the respawns (or being [probably] unable to die in Evbo's case) it would probably get worse because what if it doesn't go away upon respawn?

Like i just think it'd be neat :3

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Apparently I never reblogged this just know I’m coming for this idea and I am going to make it so tragic-

Now I love the cannibalism fics as much as the next person, but what about the long term effects of it?

What if, a couple years (more realistically decades) after the events of the movies, most if not all the surving noobs from the evil champions reign begin to have tremors, laugh uncontrollably, lose basic motor functions, and die, including god him fucking self.

And with the respawns (or being [probably] unable to die in Evbo's case) it would probably get worse because what if it doesn't go away upon respawn?

Like i just think it'd be neat :3

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RAAAAAA

i wrote something. i might write more?

for anyone interested, its p much just evbo but hes a duck avian. quack

(there is not much quacking tragically. if i write more there WILL be dont worry)

edit. bonus lil duck guy

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HDJWOSIS IM SO HAPPY YOU GUYS ARE SO AMAZING TO ME I LOVE YALL

Pvp civilization is so criminally underrated its insane.

(IN MY OPINION) it has way better writing, voice acting, and lore than parkour civ and i NEEED more fanfics and fanart of it.

Also everyone neede to read this rn if ur a fan of both parkour and pvp civ

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Brb passing away

uhm idk

somg: gehenna - wotaku (mikuless mizuena ver by kazook)

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Consider

ALSO I've been rewatching parkourciv movies for the 20th time and thought that the moment where Evbo found EMF's house and took a shit tone of fall damage while trying to get in was kinda funny

Like imagine your boyfriend randomly falls on your head out of nowhere after disappearing to fight the local government

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Not so easy, is it?