#WILSON HELP

[wilsons-journey]

Have some little (quick) genderbend for April fools day :D

Wilson likes it, but Valefor is not so happy. (He is not a big fan of the female body,... well RIP by Boi, I mean girl. gnihihi)

If you have an ask for Male!Wilson or Female!Valefor - feel free to drop it with #MaleWilson #FemaleValefor :3c

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Wilson: Oh look I’m a boy now! :D Fuma! Fuma! Look how tall I am! *happy noises*

Valefor: You have exactly 5 seconds to turn me back,... or else,... You know what. No. NO I KILL YOU NOW, FOR THIS FUCKERY. COME HERE!!!!!!!

[jay-wasstuff]

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Bonus: the old man (+insp)

[watmalik]

Alcohol can't kill Logan, but it can affect him. Wade can't kill Logan, but he can—oh.

[honig-dachs]

I need to be sedated bc I’m 2 seconds away from talking about how Logan canonically has night vision so his eyes should reflect the light in the dark and the first time Wade wakes up in the middle of the night to two glowing dots staring at him he gets a fucking heart attack and then they fuck nasty bc Wade thinks it’s hot

[ruby-red-inky-blue]

hello, sexiest man alive committee? yes I'd love to nominate Lou Wilson and Brian Murphy for attempting to speed-write an actual in-universe 300-word essay in 5 minutes of real time as Fabian and Riz posing as Fabian with complete earnest and a 120 percent commitment. both this effort and the incredibly smooth hand-off in the middle of it was maybe the most attractive thing i've ever seen a man do

yes it's a dungeons and dragons show. don't put me on hold. hello

[wilsonsfatwhitecat]

I just know house has ate shit at least once trying to jump that wall to impress his boy-toy

[fuffy2002]

dash MD

screencaps

[hiccupshypotheticalleftsock]

in light of whatever the fuck is going on. on this website. recently.

[just-barrow]

the honda odyssey edition

[asshatproductions]

Am i the only one who kinda believes that Logan somewhat enjoys the fact that Wade is so into him? Like I might be delusional- but that scene where he’s like “not all of you was asleep” there’s a little hint of a smirk there? Just a little?? Like he’s just so smug and smitten there, I can’t ignore it!!!

I’m just thinking of a scenario where Deadpool outwardly expresses attraction to someone else and Logan getting a little pouty and jealous about it…

[hansoeii]

need some help with that?

[charlietheepicwriter7]

"Nightwing."

Dick froze halfway across a rooftop, the lights and gunshots of Bludhaven disappearing in an instant. A scowl flashed across his face, teeth clenched and bared, before he forced it back. His face smoothed back out and his voice took on a pleasant, amused tone. "Slade. How did you get this frequency?"

"Nevermind that," Slade scolded. "We have more important things that need discussing, and information to be revealed."

"Is this about Constantinople?" He asked with a lilt, propping one hand on his hip. "Because I thought I told you, those geese totally counted as villains and deserved arrest--"

"I found a child vigilante. What do I do with it?"

"Ex-cuse me?" His fist clenched. "Is this a trick question?"

"No."

"What do you mean, 'what do I do with it?' You know what to do with it; you become its nemisis when their 15 and haunted them for the next decade." His voice was thinly-veiled rage. He couldn't stop himself from shaking. That poor kid, Slade has his sights set on them. He's going to torture that kid, or worse, and now I have to track Slade's trail back to wherever he found this kid--

"I can't do that! He's only eight years old!"

"What?"

"There's this eight year old meta brat running around a Mid-West town in his pajamas while adults shoot at him. There isn't a mentor in sight, and one of the kid's rogues has threatened to skin him. What. Do. I. Do?"

[meanodeano]

kitty-cat ear touch up

[swagveryswagamazinf]

ooughjjk been watching house ^__^ yeah fun show for the whole family

[amlyfamilyy]

Time is Running Out❗️❗️🚨🚨⏳

Help My Family Survive the Harsh Winter 🥶😢

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This tent, which we call home, is no longer fit to live in. My children and I are struggling to survive, and with winter fast approaching, time is running out. We urgently need help to secure a safe and warm shelter. Unfortunately, I can’t do this on my own, which is why I’m reaching out to you for support.

Any help, no matter how small, will be a lifeline for my family. Thank you to everyone who can contribute or share our story.

[theotherbuckley]

incorrect tweets pt 4/?