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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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Ashnikko finally making it onto the Arcane soundtrack is so perfect because she's been SO Jinx coded from the beginning of her career

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Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.

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pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for spirk fanfiction

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shoutout to everyone

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This is an appreciation post. I would die a thousand times for Jesper and won’t be convinced otherwise. Now appreciate this Christmas Kuzco

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arthur from arthur christmas is "strong sense of justice and full of passion to carry it out, wears his heart on his sleeve" autistic and steve is "if you disturb my meticulous schedule and structure that i have spent a lot of time developing i will get incredibly mad, resting bitch face" autistic

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Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

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hello! please take the quiz @annecoulmanross and I made to see which swept away character you are!

what is swept away, you ask? it's a new musical (just opened on broadway) loosely based on the wreck of the mignonette and the avett brothers album about it, and you can see the cast performing a song from the show here

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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

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Remember when Miss Piggy played all four witches of Oz?

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y'all HAVE to watch this...interview??? with the inmates of the prison where luigi mangione is being held.

the reporter is standing outside the prison walls, while the inmates are inside watching newsmax, and collectively screaming out one-word answers to questions loud enough to be heard by the reporter.

I've never seen anything like it

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every single photo I see of Kirby, the baby Asian elephant born at Houston Zoo, is absolutely killing me

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chipped

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My favorite monologue. It's in the play called Stick Fly by Lydia Diamond.

Cheryl:

Eighteen years ago…I was a baby. I’ve seen the pictures….I was cute. I was really cute. And you couldn’t see me, and love me, and want me? How come you couldn’t see yourself in my eyes? How come you couldn’t feel like you was put here to protect me? How do they rate? But I just didn’t matter. And you still don’t see me. Me. Me. Your daughter. The first man who loves you is supposed to be your father. You were supposed to love me first. And best. And how can anyone ever love me right if you couldn’t love me first? And I’m thinkin’ I’m mad at the white girl, cause she took my men…but she didn’t….they just don’t see me. And I’m thinkin’ I don’t like Taylor cause she’s trying so hard to be seen. But I don’t like her cause she’s like me. She’s got the same…holes in her. But all this time, it was you. I deserved to be seen.