theslothdaily

[theslothdaily]

Hey to anyone actually seeing this! Hope you've had a good day. You know I have to ask, what am I, probably a human, supposed to do with all these emotions and feelings and stuff at 1am?

[theslothdaily]

Who wants more medieval history? No one? To bad! This is a piece of artwork depicting the world with those on the bottom being people of the Antipodes. What are the Antipodes asked no one? Well I'm glad you never asked, the Antipodes were what we would now call the southern hemisphere. It was believed impossible to cross the equator as it would be to hot and that because the garden of Eden was believed to be east of India somewhere, invisible to humans, that no one existed in the Antipodes as no one would ever have been able to get there and if there were people there they were monsters with no soul as they could not be descended from Adam and Eve. Seems very obviously silly now but back then some people considered it blasphemy to believe in people living in the Antipodes.

[theslothdaily]

If you're ever having a bad day just remember, in medieval times pilgrims would wear badges like these ones. What are they you ask? Well one of them is a penis dressed as a pilgrim being touched by a woman and the other one is a vagina wielding a crossbow and a torch, wearing a crown, and riding a horse

[theslothdaily]

Months later and I'm apparently still alive. Will I ever post here again? Who knows. Is it worth following me to find out? Probably not but I'm not your dad, I'm not telling you what to do. This photo is my kitten by the way

[theslothdaily]

Also, to go off schedule, I’ve discovered rusty spotted cats and I have to share

[theslothdaily]

Well everyone, we’re back on schedule, long may it continue

[theslothdaily]

Sloth extravaganza conclusion

[theslothdaily]

To make up for the lack of sloths as of late, I present a sloth extravaganza, with a few more on the way

[theslothdaily]

Sloth of the 16th hour, maybe the next sloth will actually be on time. I doubt it though.

[theslothdaily]

The sloth of the 15th hour

[theslothdaily]

A little sloth for the 14th hour

[theslothdaily]

Sloth 13, the most unlucky of all the sloths.

[theslothdaily]

The mossy sloths of hour 12

[theslothdaily]

Sloth 11, almost half way there

[theslothdaily]

The second double sloth for the tenth hour

[theslothdaily]

A double whammy of sloths for the ninth hour

[theslothdaily]

Eighth sloth of Christmas