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niko-jpeg · 5 months ago

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It’s not fair it’s not fair it’s not fair it’s not fair ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

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beaft · 10 months ago

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i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao

#why should i have to pay money because SOMEONE ELSE dropped my medication!!! make it make sense #also they kept referring to 'the medicine that got broken' please drop that youtuber apology line and lose the passive voice #it did not 'get broken' YOU BROKE IT #madness. utter madness.

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moldycigarette · 2 months ago

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this x simon “ghost” riley

cw!: praise, size kink, creampie, breeding kink, bulge, simon’s a nasty dog (and i tried to warn ya)

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simon never fails to remind you how much bigger he is than you.

you’re short? no problem, all those missing inches go to simon. oh wait you’re tall? whatever, he still towers over you.

are you chubby by society’s standards? just means there’s more for him to love. skinny? that’s okay too, he’s always down to eat whatever you can’t finish.

no matter what size or shape you are, it’s a guarantee that simon is still bigger than you. and he always manages to remind you of that in the bedroom.

his large hands around your waist, pounding into you with his thick cock. he obsesses over the bulge in your cute tummy from his size, practically drooling over the fact that he can’t even fit inside you’re pretty pussy all the way.

whether he’s fucking you doggy style or in a mating press, he will always tower over you. he makes sure you’re cum is on his fingers and his tongue alone before he shoves his meaty dick inside you; this man has the libido and stamina of a god.

“g’nna fuck this p’ssy so good, love. fill ya’ up to the brim,” he moans, his thrusts growing more erratic as he feels that familiar heat in his stomach.

you’re coming right along with him, seeing stars while he peppers kisses in your neck. “such a good girl f’r me, g’nna make the best mama.”

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um sorry didn’t mean to let out my inner whore

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vaxxman · 2 months ago

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"Do you miss the time when you used to do no harm?"

Old habits.

Merc behaviour is based on a nice little comment @up-in-flames-writing left on one of my comics :)

Rambling and more silly drawings below.

Loosely based on the Solemn Vow's public blurb:

Art lovers will cherish the bust of Hippocrates, commemorating a time when the Medic still thought doing no harm was a good idea.

I am absolutely convinced that Medic carries dextrose drops with him. German pharmacies throw these after you when you buy anything at all. I went to check if this one specific brand I know of had been around since the 60s and 70s and yes, it was.

Small acts of kindness I can see Medic doing is giving everyone one of these if they are tired. I'm talking about Engineer mostly.

Or they snack on them when solving practical problems together, like during the teleporter bread tumor incident.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 heavy #tf2 spy #tf2 archimedes #tf2 sniper #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 engineer #*Vaxx leans out of the head canon window with this one*#A lot going on in the second half; if it's hard to follow: I'm trying to contrast medic keeping candy in his office despite no kids around #against his disregard to the hippocratic oath/suggestion #Why would he keep doing this general-practicioner-core thing but not the bare necessity for keeping his medical license?#I want to convey that him losing his license was nothing surprising because #in his mind the oath was always ever a mere suggestion hence it wasn't actually a big change in his values #the punchline is that there's no contrast: keeping candy in the office is just as much of a habit as is not following the hippocratic oath #When I found out about the Solemn Vow's description text I spent minutes thinking about the implications behind that #Herr Doktor what happened in your life; did nothing happen at all; did you change or were you always like this and just came to realisation #what made you stop being wholesome and choose violence

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okidraw · 3 months ago

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i wanted to show them the stars.

#fanart #draws #gravity falls #bill cipher #the book of bill #thisisnotawebsitedotcom #gfalls #illustration #digital art #watercolor #me: oh man art fight is over i'm probably going to lose my art motivation now :/#the triangle bastard bursting into my room at mach speed:#also translation for the ciphers in the bg are as follows:#repeating ones that fade out are just ''why did you do it'' over and over to ref the video of him w scalene and euclid on the website #and the verse next to him reads ''oh little billy / what have you done / mama's little boy / you've flown too close / to the sun''#can you tell i feel insane about the new lore

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knownoshamc · 4 months ago

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proof that they were together in the past or... it could all mean nothing

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

#tiger tiger #jamis arlesi #remy bonnaire #Arno #through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))

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lesliemeyers · 7 months ago

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babysitting

#stan marsh #kyle broflovksi #sp style #sp stanky #style sp #south park style #stankyle #south park #ike broflovski #stan x kyle #south park fanart #mine #a visual gag that never gets old to me is artists drawing every other character in like their own styles but still having baby ike look #just like he does in the show. it makes me lose it EVERY time. which is why i did this

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charlotte-queen-owl · 20 days ago

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Y'all wouldn't BELIEEEVE me if I told you which one of these losers is God and God's little Champion.

#parkour civilization #mavbo #mavbo fanart #evbo #evbo fanart #evbo’s master friend #parkour civilization evbo #losing my mind over this like genuinely #I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO SCHOOL WORK WHY DID I WATCH TWO MINECRAFT MOVIES BACK TO BACK

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houseswife · 8 months ago

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practically emanating

#the original video is from bra1ncryst4ls #idk just something about the fact that EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT. and it goes both ways…#what if we were both the losing dog. what then.#house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #hatecrimes md #house/wilson #edit: girl help I was sloshed when I made this. why did I leave in my entire phone screen. also the commenter used the word basically and #my dumbass could not read apparently. erm. just a disclaimer IM NOT ACTUALLY THIS STUPID NORMALLY WHEN COMPOSING POSTS 💀💀 I think.

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milkywayes · 3 months ago

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weapon effectiveness rating against archangel: gunship 6/10, glue trap 10/10

#mass effect #mass effect 2 #mass effect trilogy #garrus vakarian #mass effect garrus #mass effect fanart #glue trap #video games #art #digital art #gif #shout-out to tumblr user lizardsexposed this one's for you #milkyart #LMFAO someone help himmm #he still loses half his face thanks to the incredible bond of the glue. he lies and says it was the gunship.#it's a matter of turian dignity.#why did I make this a gif

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damian-lil-babybat · 2 months ago

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'Dead Poets Society' gang

Headcanon that these four drop poetry and literature quotes on their conversations unprompted.

Jason 'English-major-I-only-visit-the-manor-for-the-library' Todd-Wayne

Damian 'I-master-liberal-arts-unlike-you-plebs-PHD-holder' al Ghul-Wayne

Cassandra 'I-learn-English-thru-Shakespeare-as-god-intended' Cain-Wayne

Duke 'only-title-holder-of-vigilante-poet-and-will-cuss-you-just-as-poetically' Thomas-(future) Wayne

#My background is ass #I promise to practice but omg i am losing motivation coz its too ugly #started putting some on coloring that i started being happy about it #But my background is level toddler i hate it #the patience and discipline to make my lines straight and clean is nonexistent gdi...why did past me choose library gdi #Just writing some Duke in my fics and this image of them all just made me wanna do art...Duke is a poet and writes stories u kno?#Duke is not a wayne yet...and is not dead yet...but with how comics goes then its just a matter of time lol #They're all in school here...Cass and Jason are college watching over their juniors in high school #everyone use cardigans but Jason like his leather so no thanks lol #Duke and Cass in outsiders are cute #jason todd #dc comics #damian wayne #fanart #robin #cassandra cain #duke thomas #inking & background study #Damian is now 14!!!! He's getting old...he's like a baby yesterday omg #I need to stop obsessing over this so i posted a WIP so i can continue writing my fic!!! argh #Im gonna watch youtube tutorials again on drawing bookshelves coz i cannot do this without guidance

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just-null · 3 months ago

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HELLO HANTENGU NATION (5 people)

I'VE MADE AN [unofficial] HEIGHT CHART FOR MYSELF

Hantengu: 5"5 (166cm) Sekido: 5"9 (175cm) Karaku: 5"9 (175cm) Urogi: 5"9 (175cm) Aizetsu: 5"9 (174cm) Zohakuten: 5"3 (160cm) Urami: 8"5 (257cm)

[little aftermath under the cut]

they're so annoying. peace is nonexistent... they're the best ever.

#null rot #cw blood #demon slayer amount of blood??#hantengu #hantengu clones #sekido #karaku #urogi #aizetsu #zohakuten #urami #demon slayer #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #FUCK WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM #DO YOU SEE MY VISION?? THEY'RE SO ANNOYING IN MY MIND BUT ARE SO HOT GUY CODED.........#LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP PRETTY BOY #EVEN THE OLD ONE. i KNOW HE'S MAKING THE ELDERLY AND GILF HUNTERS ACT UP #OH MY GOD I NEED TO KEEP DRAWING THEY'RE LIKE SO FAMILY TO ME #BRO DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GET FUCKED OVER IF YOU ADD YOURSELF TO THE PICTURE??????#OH MY GOD JUST. JUST GIVE ME A FEW DAYS OF MY FUCK #also ignore how i posted on my 'cleaner' blog. that was a fuck up. ill be posting everything here #ANYWAY MY REASONING FOR MAKING AIZETSU SHORTER BUT A CENTIMETER IS CAUSE I BELIEVE HES THE HANTENGU THAT WAS STILL GROWING + ZO #ALSO APPARENTLY YOU LOSE AN INCH EVERY DECADE AFTER FOURTY??? SO HANTENGU IS TINY.... AND HUNCHED IN MY MIND #AND URAMI IS GARGANTUAN DID YOU EVEN SEE HIM NEXT TO TANJIRO BRO? HANTENGU IS TALLER THAN THAT KID BY AN INCH IM P SURE HES IM THE 8FT RANG #the three caballeros are his at prime time height cause they look like theyd be in their prime yk??#i used a converter for the cm so if something is fucked. no its not. trust me bro

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nebulous-tundra · 3 months ago

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still thinking about how Taash is the only companion written by Trick Weekes and apparently her Deluxe Edition weapon is labeled Grief and in the promo picture with the whole gang she was the only one looking at the camera and how out of all the companions she is the one we know the most little about. no chapter in Tevinter Nights. no cameo in the comics. just enigmatic silence.

#I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT MY VASHOTH WIFE AND HOW SHE IS GOING TO DESTROY ME GOD DAMNIT #HOW DID SHE LOSE HER HORN?#HOW DID SHE BECOME A LORD OF FORTUNE?#WHO WERE HER PARENTS?#WHY WAS SHE BORN OUTSIDE THE QUN?#hope we found out some more delicious morsels about her during character week #dragon age #dav #taash #the raccoon speaks

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mayasdeluca · 6 months ago

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