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#undertale#Underfell#undertale au#utmv#underfell sans#fell sans#uf sans#satellitesart✨#Ive missed drawing him#hes been on my brain again atm😔#long term followers know im a huge fell sans fan 😭‼️#its my 3rd anniversary of this account in june 🚶#which is WILD
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somebody please come pick up your mans. they’re building straw men like it’s a full time job.
if you a) can’t tell the difference between a consistent & universal application of human rights where even bad people still get human rights—because they’re human rights not privileges you can earn or lose—versus “supporting” the worst of their behavior, & b) think it’s appropriate to treat entire societies like hive minds & collectively punish them for the opinions of what you’ve decided is their universal collective will (even if the claims being made were accurate, which I question), I can’t help you.
#most of the hate I get is from Hamasniks#and most of the hate I’ve gotten from non-Hamasniks has been this one specific person#which is wild#idk how to evern tag this#racism#i/p
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I got a little carried away there But there are some more things I want to talk about.
(Let's not all act surprised at once)
Like, this is the first time THIS version of Watanuki (post Memory Loss) is seeing his (probable?) parents’ faces. He can’t remember what they looked like or much about them, so THIS will be his first formative moment actually ever seeing them.
I also quite like the look of shock on Lava Lamp’s face. UNDERSTANDABLE. He’s been going through quite a lot of Events all at once, and now suddenly time is collapsing, his (probable) parents are out of their jam jar prison looking the same age as him, and also his brother/twin/clone/other self has just shown up unannounced as they all hang out in the void. I would be shocked too!
Meanwhile, some other minor details! Their mother(?) looks at Watanuki with so much instant affection that I have no doubt that these probably are their parents, even if Clamp haven’t said the words “These are their parents” just yet. There’s such a gentle relief and unfiltered joy in her gaze as she looks to Watanuki - they had hoped for him to continue to exist, and here she can finally see that the wish came true.
Also. Complete side note, but the more I try to describe who I'm talking about the more I realise there is a hilarious number of Syaorans and Sakuras on this page.
Like, how many Syaorans are there? Two? NOPE sorry there are three Syaorans here, and maybe two Sakuras - but one of the Sakuras is actually the combination of two different Sakuras at once. And depending on Time shenanigans, the number of Sakuras is actually anywhere between 1 and 4 - but technically 2 for now!
But speaking of Syaoran mathematics let’s also look at the right-most Syaoran’s expression there. Would you say it’s mostly neutral? A little… emotionless?
An interesting detail wouldn’t you say?
I’ve lightly suggested it in passing before but now I’m mostly convinced that, actually, yes, Clamp probably would write a timeline where your clone is also your dad.
And there IS space in the timeline for it. Right after Nihon - Syaoran vanishes for an indeterminate amount of time. Enough time to make this all make sense? PERHAPS.
And if that was true then my other leading guess would be that the Super Sakura would be their mother…? Eventually? Which would mean that she’s in this picture twice here.
#WHICH LIKE#The Sakura mathematics on that are Incredible all on its own#INCLUDING THE FACT THAT IT WASN’T HER ORIGINAL NAME#Please let this be the answer it’s so funny to me#Not liveblogging the reservoir chronicle#xxxholic#xxxholic 92#Watanuki#Lava Lamp Guy#Sakura#Super Sakura#Mysterious Lava Lamp Family Figures#Jam Jar of Dreams#Like you make a friend one day#And then time gets reset and you get trapped in a bubble#And your clone falls in love with HIS clone#His second clone I mean#And then YOUR clone comes back in time and fuses with you#To become your friend’s mother all along#So like YOU aren’t his mother#But some part of you will be in like twenty years#Which is wild#But also maybe that future fusion of you is still in love with that clone of your friend#And so you marry the clone to give birth to your friend#And then hop in a jam jar to save the future
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doodles for a game I haven’t played in over 5 years 😔
#ace attorney#pwaa#Phoenix wright#miles edgworth#klavier gavin#but uh with a mustache because I thought it be funny#maya fey#I dont even know why they’ve been on my brain recently#but it did get me playing the great ace attorney#and like omg im loving these games#how dose everyone end up queer in these games#All of the characters are so gay#which is wild#anyway i thought it just be fun to post these#I have a shit ton of doodles from over this quarter that i’ll post over spring break#honestly the next month is gonna go crazy for this blog#like how october usually is for some random reason#maybe ill do some fully rendered TGAA fan art or something#who knows? Im just makin art for the grade#and a lot of that’ll get posted to honestly i think im doing some cool stuff#digital art
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Where do you find your pinball machines? I’ve wanted to get into it, but always heard that they’re pricey, even used.
Pinball is a great hobby but it is true that owning machines is expensive. If you just want to play the games, then I recommend checking out the pinball map it’s a great way to find public games near you.m that are available to play.
There are a few more affordable ways to go about owning a game (still very expensive, but much more approachable). People will sell games that no longer work as “project game” (as in “fixing this game will be a project”). If you are willing to learn how to fix a pinball machine, project pinball machines are the most affordable entry point.
My first game was a broken Black Rose pinball machine that I got at the start of the pandemic and learned how to repair by watching YouTube videos. Fixing a broken game is easier than you would expect, but it takes time and effort.
You can find project games (and working games) on the Pinside market, eBay, and Facebook marketplace. Price is going to vary depending on the condition of the game.
If you want a brand new game, you need to find your local pinball distributor and contact them. Just be warned that brand new games are around 6-12 thousand dollars depending on what you want.
You can usually find lightly used versions of every new game within a few months of release, so I’d actually recommend buying games second hand to save some money. I’ve never paid full price for a pinball machine, because you can get used games, or show games much cheaper.
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god i'm so grateful that i get to do commissions. i earn just enough not to have to borrow money from my parents for everyday stuff + i get to buy myself more books than i usually would. which in turn leads to me making more art. which is the whole point of everything
#and i was able to pay back my ipad#which is wild#like my plan was to get myself an ipad waay later on in life#i always felt like i had to earn myself art supplies by...acquiring enough skill to ''deserve'' them#if that makes sense#but im glad this worked out the way it did#.txt
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hualians of assorted ages
#like these are all years apart in age#which is wild#hualian#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#hua cheng
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HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY RAD NEW SMIDGE ART‼️‼️‼️(Made by the lovely @shmunter as a commission :D)
This is gonna be the status art (the art in my pinned post) for "hnngh". We're kinda still in hnngh mode rn but we're slowly moving out of it xD
(The crow is named Francis btw! I'll probably post like. Sticker Mascot Lore™ at some point, but if anyone is actually interested lmk and I'll post it faster xD)
#Not stickers#Secretary smidge#Francis the crow#Your honor I'm so normal about them#I love just randomly yelling LOOK AT MY LIL GUY. On my aesthetic blog#You Will behold the Smidge#Also I've never considered myself an aesthetic blog but general consensus (yalls tags) seem to imply that I am#Which is wild
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I colored the sketch!! And now I've watched the stream and I'm hoping for a castle arc p2!!
#The abyss#lifesteal fanart#lssmp#mcyt#Imo this is worse than any s4 Zam betrayal#Instead of cutting them off#Jumper lied for 2 months straight and let them believe she was with them#Which is WILD#I guess it's karma or something#luksi-art
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A Summary of The OFMD Meta
Sooooo... this is part one of an incomplete summary of A Meta-Discussion Of The Subtext by meratrishoslee (Mera) on AO3 (linked to, as the author requests). I hope it’s helpful to the folks who’ve been curious about it -- heyooo @fahbee and @pushbuttonkitty -- but maybe not quite 90K-words curious! I’m not going to comment on anything; this is meant to be an impartial -as-possible summary.
It's massively long, so this is just the first eight chapters.
“There’s every possibility you are still in your feelings as you read this, even weeks after the finale. You are in your autonomous knee-jerk reaction, adrenaline-spike, slapped across the face, feeling-so-betrayed-right-now moment. You’re valid. That’s absolutely what’s happened… on the surface. But as you take a deep breath and begin to examine logically what’s in the show and engage with the material both in its text and subtext, you will see a new concept begin to take shape.” (Mera)
Chapter 1: Overview
Some background: Mera was involved with The Johnlock Conspiracy and believes that TJLCers weren’t wrong. (If you want a fun watch, I recommend Sarah Z’s YouTube video.) Essentially, TJLCers believe that Sherlock and Watson of BBC’s Sherlock were supposed to be endgame, and this can be proved with careful analysis. This is often paired with the idea that there is a missing fourth episode to the show’s fourth season that will eventually air and confirm all theories.
Mera defines ‘text’ and ‘subtext.’ Text is “dialogue lines / Shot choices and directions / Visible actions, describable as stage directions.” Subtext is “every single other thing, as well as what is suggested by or can be inferred from the text above.”
“Whenever something doesn’t make sense in the text, it is a BEACON (or maybe even a LIGHTHOUSE) to look at the subtext. Your subconscious mind recognizes subtext long before your conscious mind parses it -- assuming it ever does.”
The rest of the chapter is devoted to short descriptions of Mera’s key assertions with links to relevant chapters and their convention experiences. They cite talking to Con O’Neill at Florida Supercon 2023 as one of their reasons for believing so strongly that Izzy Hands is alive:
I asked him for advice in a specific time of trouble, and he gave me something real that had worked for him. I asked for a hug and he gave that also.
As I was pulling away I said "I’m glad that I gleaned one absolutely true thing from your portrayal of Izzy."
“What’s that?”
I said: "The character (in my original work) that Izzy inspired – when he’s out of pain at last, it’s impossible not to love him."
That seemed to hit him on an emotional level; he couldn’t hold my gaze after that. He said “That’s what I’ll be taking with me today.”
This was July 1st 2023, after completion of the filming of Season 2. I've thought about it often as the season went on, and how it must have affected him.
We have to love Izzy so that he'll live.
Mera spoke to Con again at NYCC:
The last thing I managed to get to say to him was: "They gave Izzy Hands a Passion Play."
"They did?" he asked.
"Yes, they did!" I replied.
And I watched that brilliantly swift mind again at work, because he considered it for the briefest beat -- and said in a tone of joy: "They did; yeah, you're right!"
I remember for the minutes and hours after I was amazed: did he not know, somehow? Did the writers not tell him (and he didn't realize at any time since) that in first quarter of the series they'd given him Gethsemane, a betrayal, a crucifixion (okay, getting shot in the leg and head, but don't get stuck on the details), a burial, and then a full on canonical resurrection?
Con then said another very important thing:
"But I got over it."
[...]
If Izzy's dead (for real and forever dead) and he knew it, then what he said to me was on a level of cruelty that I could never countenance from him. If Izzy lives, then those words are yet another piece of proof to me that Con was clever enough to be right both for someone who'd only seen five episodes, and someone who would eventually see all eight.
Chapter 2: The Cup and Ball Trick
The chapter is an extended “game” of cup and ball (where a ball is hidden under a cup and the guesser needs to determine which cup it’s under) interspersed with pictures from OFMD at various points in season two. It ends on a shot of Izzy’s grave where his body definitely isn’t.
The important takeaway: Izzy returns from the dead once to shoot Ed during Ed’s final suicide attempt. Ed returns from the dead after the near-fatal mutiny. Why would you think Izzy’s actually dead and in his grave at the end of the show?
“I didn't cry at the finale -- I was too filled with joy and excitement. I was Mary Magdalene at the grave; I was one of the first to know the truth of the resurrection, whether or not anyone believed me!”
Chapter 3: OUR LOVE MEANT DEATH
"..because if [Izzy] doesn't [live], with what I know now, his death is a cruelty struck at every queer individual alive or dead since 1981.”
Mera observes that almost no one touches Izzy’s bare skin and Izzy bleeds more than any other recurring character.
There are two times someone touches Izzy’s bare skin: first when his screams are being muffled when he yells at Jim and Archie to kill him, second when Ed puts the gun in Izzy’s ungloved hand during his first go at suicide.
Conclusion: "Izzy is coded with AIDS.”
Ed holding his bloody hand up to the rest of the crew away when Izzy is dying is a “warding-off gesture.”
Izzy is pale and sickly-looking as he’s dying. “My gorge rises. In the year of our Lord Shiva 2023 -- THEY GAVE THE MOST QUEER CODED CHARACTER ON THE SHOW A FUCKING AIDS DEATH.”
Izzy touches someone else’s bare skin twice in the show, and both instances are Ed. The first is in S1E10 “where he puts his left Death-marked hand on Edward's wrist as he's choking him.” The second is in S2E8 as he’s dying “in his ex-lover’s arms” (notably, this is the same hand with the spade tattoo).
“If Izzy's well and truly dead, for real and stays dead... He is in media both the first historically and the most recent chronologically to receive a full on AIDS death.”
“Until they prove to me and all of us that only Izzy's grief and the specter of AIDS remains in the grave -- and the rest of our beloved boy, our new unicorn (oh hey do you know what Problematic Modern Culture says about unicorn blood?), our pure-hearted risen being, our self-sacrificing queer man, will get his chance to be touched, held, kissed, and LOVED in Season 3.”
Chapter 4: “The Third Was For Death”
“Season 1 was Pinocchio: a wooden puppet wants to become a real boy -- and does! Hip hip hooray; that was pretty easy. Wow, the cute tall young guy of the crew lost a finger and the mean nasty short grouch that some people hate and some people like (because they understand him on a visceral, subconscious, subtextual level) lost a toe -- but if that's the worst that happens, we came out okay!”
Season two is “The Monkey’s Paw.” Mera tells the story with pictures from OFMD to emphasize the connections. Importantly, there’s an instance of a couple’s son coming back wrong after a wish (Lucius). The final wish returns the son to his previously-dead state and Mera ends on a picture of Izzy’s grave.
The cast’s and crews’ interviews might not support the real narrative because they’re not allowed to say what they want to (“Ever had to develop code language to hide your queerness from your parents, your teachers, the state?”) They’re all “in distress” and trying to tell us without telling us.
“Why does the new (old broken down) house smell like death? Why does everything we wished for that we got feel bad? Why does everything we're supposed to be happy about feel sad? How long would it take YOU to spot someone blinking out the word T-O-R-T-U-R-E?”
Mera hopes that the next season won’t tell us certain a new story: George Orwell’s 1984.
Chapter 5: Where Were We? Oh Yes, In The Pit Of Despair
This chapter is about The Princess Bride as it relates to Izzy’s story in seasons two and three of OFMD. It’s a comparison based mostly on costumes and lines; there are no one-for-one character comparisons. Vitally, the plot of TPB is used to predict the next season of OFMD.
Season two of OFMD ends at the part of TPB when Westley is thought to be dead (Izzy in his grave). Westley is revived, soooo…
“At what point does a preponderance of evidence flip over into fact? At what point does a handful of chance coincidences become planning and architecture? At what point do you go beyond a reasonable doubt into conviction?”
Chapter 6: Birdman and Blackbeard: Or, How To Watch Media
This chapter is about analyzing media. Once you learn how, you stop being a passive watcher.
“Instead you read its rhymes and rhythms like a sonnet. You go to the media in return – you meet it halfway, like a lover. You engage with it. You find themes embedded in the subtext that, once unearthed and examined, continue to inform and expand your experience of the text.”
“The people that like things nice and easy are the ones that watched the finale of Season 2, got angry and upset and – instead of examining those feelings and sitting with them and figuring out why everything felt weird and fucky – wrote it off as bad writing and cruel showrunners, and are already onto the next piece of media to pour into their open eyes and ears.”
And that’s fine! But if you like to think, you interrogate the media and see what else it’s saying.
Mera summarizes The Hero’s Journey through the lens of Orpheus’ story.
Season two mirrors season one almost too well. “...Why are they recreating their first season almost beat by beat? Why is this “second verse, same as the first – only a little bit louder and (in many cases) worse? Then Episode 8 hit… and I realized. They wanted to make sure that, in every conceivable way, the fans had a subtextual map of the meaning of Episode 8. So the mirrors between seasons had to line up almost exactly.”
Now we go into the three-act structure and how the hero’s journey maps onto it. Mera then uses Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) and to show how they personally analyze meta, but I don’t care nearly enough about what they’ve gleaned from Birdman to go into it here. You’ll have to go read it yourself if you want their methods.
“Remember: Everything on screen in the finished and published movie is a choice. If something doesn’t make sense on a textual level, it is often a signpost (or LIGHTHOUSE) to look at it on a subtextual level.”
Mera points to an article about three-act structure and notes that “fun and games” is both part of that author’s second act and the title of an OFMD episode.
“Are we being fucked with? Or are we being instructed?”
Chapter 7: If You Strip Away The Myth From The Man
It’s the Jesus Christ Superstar chapter and it’s massive. I’m only including the most substantial comparisons and points.
Mera starts by linking to a gifset of Con talking about Taika saying that Izzy and Blackbeard are comparable to Judas and Jesus (and then Taika and Con sang songs from JCS while getting their makeup done). Notably, Con didn’t specify which character was which.
Blackbeard is a myth created by (of) two men, Ed and Izzy. “there's always two male bodies involved: Jesus and Judas, and both sacrifice themselves to the cause.”
It’s easy to say that Izzy is Judas, but wait -- there’s a better and deeper interpretation! Look at this picture from S1 that resembles the Last Supper and frames Izzy as Jesus! “Now I finally understood. Sure: Izzy is Judas-coded. That's plain for anyone to see. But Izzy is also Jesus-coded… from the under/reverse side.”
Izzy is Jesus-coded for all of season one (even more than Ed), and the comparison is solidified by the end of S2E3: “Izzy Hands is almost fully and directly Jesus-coded, and after Ed's own resurrection (not as an agape-love self-sacrifice for the saving of others, but through selfish personal/eros love alone) Edward is now obviously the betrayer of the whole crew who is permitted to stay aboard only on terms of sackcloth clothing and uneasy tolerance.”
Judas died by hanging himself according to the Gospel of Matthew. The only characters we see hanging are Ed and Stede, which clearly aligns them with Judas.
Izzy is a good person. He cares about the crew; Ed never does. When Izzy’s wrong, he fesses up to it and apologies; Ed does not (or when he does, the apologies are bad). “Does he lie? Yes, ostensibly to protect his captain and crew. Is he fairly mean to the Revenge crew until they [...] become his crew? Pretty much, although I could argue otherwise in places -- especially the fact that while Ed throws Lucius violently and bodily off the ship without any warning, Izzy carefully puts the crew on a safe island with a minor fuckery of his own to keep them calm and happy until he leaves. (It's obviously not Edward's idea, although he does permit Izzy to put himself between the deadly Kraken and the Revenge's crew in order to accomplish it.) Is he selfish? Yes, and who of us aren’t sometimes selfish about the people we love?”
Jesus and Judas have massive amounts of sexual tension (yeah, can confirm). Izzy is Jesus-coded because, while he doesn’t initiate contact like Jesus does in JCS, he’s always looking directly at Ed. Ed is Judas-coded because he has a hard time looking at Izzy and finds it difficult to touch him.
“...If Izzy Hands is a queer man who is Jesus-coded, who we see go through not one but TWO passion plays during Season 2... [near-death after having his leg removed, end-of-season death] he is conquering the death of HIV/AIDS and queer grief. He has to die so that he can vanquish that very real death, and arise again triumphant over it.”
“One direct correspondence with Jesus is that Izzy is convinced of one right way to be (whether or not it actually is), and everything outside of that offends him viscerally at this point in the series.” Izzy is convinced that there’s one right way to be a pirate, and Stede’s fucking that up.
And back to AIDS/reverse-Jesus Izzy: “Now among the lepers we're back to the reversal: no one touches Izzy. He’s desperate for it yet can never allow it. Jesus’s touch, kiss, love cures – and everyone seeks it and craves it. They demand it, they swamp and overwhelm him. Jesus's naked touch/kiss/love cures disease -- Izzy's carries and spreads it.”
“Judas/Edward makes his deal with the priesthood/King George to betray Jesus/Izzy – his price is 30 pieces of silver/Stede’s life.” That is, Ed is the one doing the betraying in season one.
But the real betrayal happens when he cuts off Izzy’s toe and feeds it to him while he’s vulnerable. Important note for the AIDS stuff: “...Edward puts on leather gauntlets immediately prior to this assault -- he ‘gloves up.’ He doesn't have direct naked contact with Izzy's blood or flesh during this scene.” The toe-feeding scene is absolutely framed as sexual assault.
And the toe thing continues into season two. “Sit with that also for a moment: the faux consent of making Izzy remove his own clothing to bare his body parts for this violation. Is it too far a stretch to think that Ed also made him eat each one, in their own private, gristly sacrament? He did threaten to ‘feed him the rest’ after all.”
Here is the outline of Izzy’s first “passion play”:
Izzy's Last Supper: all the toes eaten before as well as the one threatened now.
Izzy's Gethsemane, wherein he begs his God for the cup to be removed: he tries to bargain his and the crew's way out with his conversation with Blackbeard, to find an alternative to the self-destructive violence.
Izzy is betrayed by his Judas (again): shot in the leg for the 'crime' of mentioning Stede Bonnet's name, or Blackbeard's affection toward him.
Izzy descends into the grave: lays in a secret tunnel in what we can believe is the lowest part of the ship, while rotting enough to be smelled throughout.
Izzy dies: he shoots himself in the head and both we and Blackbeard believe him to be dead.
Izzy is risen: he hauls himself up out of his own grave without assistance from anyone else, crawls to the main deck, reloads his pistol somewhere along the way -- and shows himself to his followers crew at last, in order to bring about their salvation.
Con himself said that this is a passion play, and it takes up a massive chunk of the first part of the season. You don’t throw something massive like that into a show unless you’ve got something bigger coming.
But Judas dies before OFMD ends (mapping OFMD onto JCS), so now who is Ed? He’s Pontius Pilate. There’s the whipping of Jesus (Izzy’s back scars), then Pilate kneels down to hold the bleeding Jesus in his arms. It’s this specific Pieta statue.
“Izzy has to die to conquer his own living death, to end the curse that has kept him untouchable and unable to be loved as he so desperately desires.” There’s the crucifixion for you. Izzy dies and is buried, and we’re still waiting on the resurrection.
The last shot in JCS is of the empty cross; the last shot of OFMD S2 is Izzy’s grave. “If the cross in the last and arguably the most significant shot of JCS symbolizes the triumph of resurrection and rebirth... the one in OFMD S2 must also.”
Alex Sherman liked one of Mera’s Izzy Lives tweets that he was tagged in.
Chapter 8: The Dual Substance Of Christ
Now we’re looking at The Last Temptation of Christ. This is another long and involved one, so I’m cutting a lot of minor things that don’t serve the overall meta. (I also know fuck-all about this movie, oops.)
“An argument can be made (and I will attempt it) that Judas in this instance is not only the show creators/writers room of OFMD who had to put their much beloved boy Izzy Hands through all this agony... but also we the Unseen Crew who adore him, who have suffered alongside him through all he's endured, and who want nothing more than to have him back and whole in resurrected triumph.”
TLTC presents another reason to identify Lucius with Mary Magdalene (and notably, Jesus can’t touch Mary -- because Izzy is AIDS-coded). Once again, there’s an immense amount of sexual tension between Jesus and Judas.
This Jesus is angry and this God is fearsome. Judas does a lot of slamming-Jesus-into-walls, much like Ed and Izzy in S1E10.
Jesus confirms that he is a heart and he loves, which solidifies Izzy’s position as the heart of Blackbeard.
In his final trial in the desert, Jesus’ final tempter appears as flames. Izzy and Ed both play with flames when they lie.
“Izzy is pretty much Jesus-coded as I explained in the JCS meta… but here also due to the timing and content of this scene, Izzy’s also Lazarus-coded.He dies, he goes into the pit of the grave, he smells of rot, then he is raised from the dead.” Lazarus and Izzy both have a rough time of being alive again and drink about it.
Jesus says “I have to die on the cross, and I have to die willingly.” This parallels Izzy saying that he wants to go when he’s dying. Judas doesn’t want Jesus to die, which puts him more in line with Jenkins and company than any characters.
“But Izzy has to die, in order to conquer death. He’s lived with the specter of HIV/AIDS that has separated him from loving touch and the sharing of physical intimacy. He has to go into the grave to leave his disease and his queer grief behind, and to be reborn to love.”
On the cross, Jesus says, “Father, stay with me. Don’t leave me.” As he’s dying, Izzy tells Ed, “Sit with me, Eddie.”
“I feel sick, and I think I’m supposed to. It’s supposed to hurt. Both Izzy's death and Jesus's crucifixion are supposed to be two of the realest and most awful and most beautiful things I’ve ever seen on television.”
In TLTJ, there’s an extended part of the movie where Jesus is in a kind of gravy basket. The events are all kind of odd. They involve Jesus sleeping with Mary (the reborn unicorn, free of AIDS and safe to touch). Jesus returns to his body, suffers, and dies.
TLTJ doesn’t cover Jesus’ resurrection. “We have to trust what we know of the story: that Jesus is risen, and only death itself remains in his grave.”
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On to the next!
#ofmd meta#but like ofmd meta summary#which is wild#izzy critical#i mean not really#it's a summary#no commentary from me#continuing the trend of spending hours on something for like three people to read#hey tumblr why is my spacing wonky when i post
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Absolute Gremlin of a Thing
#Yellow Winged Bat#Bats of Africa#Bat of the day#daily bat#bat#bats#batposting#Apparently they're the only species in that Family#Which is wild#I mean ABSOLUTELY wild#one of a kind creature#and they look like a little fuzz muppet#it's great#I want like all of them#Cute bats#Cute animals
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Fig Faeth + LA Devotee for the color palette challenge maybe? I always associate the song with her lol
[Image Description: A lineless digital drawing of Fig Faeth from fantasy high in a palette of colours that goes from a light cool pink to a dark lipstick red. Fig is a red tiefling with tall horns and long loose hair with bangs. She’s looking upwards with one hand by her side and the other holding an old fashioned standing mic. She wears a long pink slip dress with a sheer long sleeved shirt overtop that’s slipping off her shoulder. There’s a beaded friendship bracelet on her wrist and she wears a dangly earring with a feather charm. End ID.]
#fig faeth#fig fantasy high#fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#figueroth faeth#personal#ask#my art#my art described#this is the longest I’ve gone w out posting d20 art since I started watching d20#which is wild#anyway here is my darling babygirl#palette#request game
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Shen Yuan 🤝 Yuri Katsuki
Anxious nerds who somehow bag the hottest person on the planet by being themselves, the person also happens to be their idol
#It’s rewatching yoi hours and I have thoughts#They have similar vibes#I can’t possibly explain it#But its ✨there✨#Fun fact: svss predates yoi by just over a year#Which is wild#anyways I’ll go back to being deranged#svsss#scumbag self saving system#shen yuan#scum villian self saving system#yoi#yuri on ice#yuri katsuki
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happy veteran’s day jackal :)
Thank you <3
Malusing the hell out of my status to get So Many cars washed this week bc the local carwash is doing free washes for veterans.
Because fuck it if I'mma go through the hell that was BCT (and the extra hell of folks getting angry that I'm military) then I'mma get every single incentive offered. Truly maximize profit here. Just like how I maximize college credits since Mr. Government pays.
#random fun fact#did you know you only have to serve for 6 months to be considered a veteran by most groups?#some things require 3 years though#regardless ive been in for over 3 years so im a veteran by all legal standards#which is wild#proshippers against censorship#jackal barks#proship please interact#proshippers please interact#proship positivity#proship#proshipper safe#proshipping#proshipper#anti anti#ask#asks#no stance
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(january 2023) merrusty
#here's an older merrusty <3#he's a year old now#which is wild#i still love him#still am writing the au that he's from#starlight express#stex#starlight express au#stex au#Mermay
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started testosterone yesterday!! celebrated by watching House MD, s8 ep13 (Man of the House) so I could hear Taub say “T time!”
#house md#lucas rants#man of the house#s8 ep13#chris taub#I don’t know what to tag#funny enough I got misgendered for the first time by one of my fav ppl today#which is WILD#but yay for testosterone!!!
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