#WHERE THEYRE HYBRIDS?

[meowpupp]

THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU WHAT THE FUCK

[jils-things]

my mains in ranked matches C:

[st4rshiptr00per]

kind of obsessed with how in the books the doctors got like color changing mood ring eyes. very mary sue of him. slay

[clarasoswinsoswald]

I usually don't mind adding oc's into fics, in fact I read quite a few cause they can be interesting - and I write a few in my own time for my own entertainment, but I have yet to read one that does s8 and s9 of doctor who justice because there is a fundamental misunderstanding of 12 and clara in both of those seasons - and that, by adding a third person who can make the Doctor change his mind and not do some of the equally toxic things he did to Clara it just comes across as heavily one-sided toxic dynamic or they completely ignore both aspects and write the series unchanged with a third person there mildly disapproving

[kirbyddd]

😔 Armored Core 6: a win for Souls fans, a loss for mech fans

[the-moon-files]

I’m not sure if I’ve said this one already or not, but I wanted to tell you anyways! It’s about the humans-are-not-hylians AU!

You know the uncanny valley evolution? That thing where when you look at something that resembles a living being too closely and some part of your mind is screaming that it’s not whatever it looks like and to get away from it? Imagine that with the reader! They can spot shapeshifters easily because of this, but it instills the same extreme primal fear we’d experience, so it might be hard for the reader to confront them at first and they’ll instead just tell the Chain for a while.

This might be a double edged sword, though, because when Twilight is in his wolf form, the reader still gets that same feeling when “Wolfie” is looking at them, whether or not they know it’s Twilight. In this case, the first time the reader spots Wolfie approaching the camp, they probably freak out and try to avoid him, even if the Links are okay with him or if he seems familiar to them.

The bottom line is that wolf isn’t a wolf, so what is he?

“It’s okay, he’s a really friendly wolf!”

“...That’s not a wolf...”

Sorry i took forever to respond!! im slow as always, life is too busy for even my hobbies lately sobs 😭

bro this is especially true bc someone looked back at TP games and how he looks in his “wolf” form, and apparently he is actually a dog lol - like at most a wolf-hybrid, i added this in to support this Hyrule-is-hella-Uncanny AU lol

Moon: Guide! - Gender Neutral/Masc!Reader (”you”/he/him)

Orbit: Short headcanons

Stars: mentions of most of our Links <3

Comets & Meteors: CWs: typical LU/Loz violence, mild swearing, etc & TWs: mild possible derealization trigger, talk of Link’s Awakening and Koholint.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

The Yiga clan members have never fooled you, not Once in person, unlike back when hyrule was still a video game

it was the constant smell of bananas, the way their eyes were always a little unfocused or they moved their head to move around their eyes, rather than their actual pupils moving, the facial muscles all stiff, usually stuck in an uncomfortable smile-

it makes more sense once u realize that they technically have a mask under that glamour hylian face, but its never not hilarious to see Wild look over his shoulder at you before approaching a lone traveler on the roads and watch him get increasingly frantic to get ur attention to see if theyre yiga lmao

u bet ur ass every link was relying on you on their adventures to know shapeshifters/illusions/glamours/etc. on sight and tell them to better prep them/warn them

tbh they all got at least a little better at being able to tell the difference the longer they heard you point out stuff/talk abt exactly why it was off-putting

(that said some of ur heroes are better at it than others, both in general, and certain aspects of it: like Twilight isn’t able to pick up illusions/glamours for the life of him, literally, sometimes, but he is more likely to figure out shapeshifters by scent after you Guided him)

(no, your heart didnt crack a little after learning that the boys had a harder time with deceit after you stopped playing the game = “were forced to leave after their adventure” bc while they were better at detecting it, they werent on ur human level yet..)

(…the only deception you ever really fell for was Koholint. It was so painful too, because Legend quietly disclosed to you one late night that you would constantly get strange feelings/uncanny disturbances, but were never able to put a name to it for him, which both made you jumpy/paranoid on the island, but made him regret ever letting his guard down all the more or feel guilty for what felt like dismissing ur instincts the more he relaxed… Legend never doubted your sense for the uncanny ever again. He takes it seriously every time now.

When you feel as if you should apologize, he tells u not to, that these days he takes comfort in it actually, it makes him feel safer. Legend looks to your face for confirmation that something isn’t a dream, and if you look at ease, so is he.)

its the way you casually laugh at Twi being called “Wolfie” when he’s obviously a wolf-dog hybrid or just a big dog

and when everyones confused u just explain smth smth, wolf heads are larger in comparison to their body, their legs are narrow, their paws are big, dogs are like the oppposite, or way more proportional like “Wolfie” is, dogs bob around when they run like “wolfie”, and have shorter legs,

smth smth wolves cant have eye colors like blue, only dogs/wolf-dog hybrids can silly-

and Wolfie is just like, 😐 😑 😐

turning around and walking away, bc hylias knotted fucking braid- he really cant escape the dog accusations now, you literally used ur freaky truth-seeing instinct and read his shapeshifter ass from head to literal toe/paw-

Wild/Hyrule look fascinated, Wind and Legend cant breath theyre laughing so hard, Time is coughing suspiciously into his fist and pops back up smirking, Four is laughing but also encouraging you to keep going, Sky is desperately trying to keep it together while also trying to get Twi to come back lmao, Wars is literally pointing and laughing ashkljdl-

ok but Twi gets his revenge later by tricking you into yapping abt how Hyrule/Four/Time all kind of look “off” sometimes too

like how u swear Rulie is glowing subtly when the moon is full, or how the world distorts behind his back sometimes,

or how Four’s eyes change colors all the time, his fighting style looks like its rotating between 4 diff ppl’s techniques,

or how Time’s face wrinkles like smile lines/crows feet at the corner of his eyes will randomly appear and disappear, how he’ll have some stubble one day then 3 days later despite having not shaven (u literally saw him wake up and do his morning routine) it’ll disappear like it was never there in the first place-

and when Twi has stopped asking you abt the others as they all reel over the knowledge of what all u can tell abt them,

(ur quietly relieved no one asked abt Wild.

You resolve urself to just lie if anyone asks, even to Wild himself.)

☆

hey im alive!! im slow yknow how it is,

ive been doing too much, and i cant wait to be done with this class so i can have free time guilt free again 🥲

god thats one good thing abt getting out of academia i dont miss and would only wish on my worst enemy,

the anxiety of doing smth, even necessary stuff like eating/sleeping/showering, and feeling liek you should be doing homework instead, god its so awful

cant wait to feel like an adult with my own life again lmao

that certification better work and get me a white collar job goddamit 🤞

anyway, hope ur all having a good weekend,

and just to let u know, im so happy acc that im alive to see the first zelda game that actually follows what i originally thought the plot of zelda games was when i was a kid lmao

(zelda as the protag, saving link!!)

Peace out,

🌙

[msbellebelle]

More Hermitcraft headcannons because I'm Still Normal

Ren and Pearl are different kinds of werewolves. Ren turns into what is essentially a giant dog during a full moon, but Pearl turns into a more stereotypical werewolf during a full moon. They both keep their regular hair in dog form.

Skizz has wings, but they're too small to fly with. Imagine something cupid-like.

Impulse's horns, despite being the same color as his skin, do not have skin on them. If you look closely, you can see where the base of the horns meets his head. Speaking of his horns, they're always growing. Impulse doesn't like keeping them long and pointy, so he shaves them down at least once a month so theyre nice and kinda nubby.

Bdubs has a problem with keeping his mouth open. He'll just be sitting there, either doing something or talking to others, and he'll just keep his mouth open until someone points it out to him.

Etho is a kitsune, but doesnt like showing off his ears and tails to people, so he usually uses his powers to keep them hidden. Sometimes when he's tired, he'll accidentally let them slip and poof into existence.

Grian and Jimmy, being avian-hybrids, get pin feathers and need to preen every now and again. Jimmy tries (and fails) to do it himself, but Grian has an entire set of people he'll go to for help. He'll usually go to Mumbo or Scar for preening help, but if they're both unavailable, he's not afraid to go ask Pearl or Gem for help instead.

Because of his times as a potato (and a potato salesman) during season 8, to this day Mumbo has difficulties eating potatoes. He just can't make himself eat them sometimes, and he'll eventually give up and try eating something else.

Doc, being part creeper, is seemingly more respected by creepers compared to other hermits. Some will still try to blow up on him, but sometimes he'll just have a creeper sitting there next to him, doing nothing, as if he didn't even exist.

That is all. For now.

[mintiicinnamonii]

Hello! I saw that requests are open and I wanted to ask for a GN! Reader that has fangs and can turn into a snake (both a small one and a GIGANTIC ONEE (if you remember that big snake in episode 1 season 4 then atleast that big of a size)) and I want to see how Wukong, Mk, Macaque, Mei and Redson react their SO/partner being a little snake! It's alright if you don't do this request if you do thank you and have a fantastic day! (Or whatever timezone you're in rn)

notes: HOW DARE YOU HIT ME WITH THE S5 CARD- but i had fun with this one!

I’m Obssssessed With You

Macaque

hes pretty chill abt it

”oh theyre a hot snake hybrid nice”

but when you become baby snake, hes ready to tease you

poking your little face, treating you like a grumpy cat essentially

but then you hiss at him and hes like 😦

MORE TEASSINGGG!!!

you’re his little snake baby 100%

you get scary dog privileges! thanks macaque!!

sometimes you become a snake and just sit on his shoulder, and hes just used to it at this point

you two TOTALLY prank people by pretending you’re a real snake

Wukong

he makes 15000000 snake puns and you want to bite him

he sees you and is like “m-mommy??/d-daddy??”

he coddles you like a baby, definitely says “awww” and just hugs you >_<

cuddle sessions are just both of you making little animal sounds and curled up against each other

gives you lil pets and scritches

one time he caught you eating a rat and he was like “🫢”

you and the monkeys chill on the trees together (IKIK “mintii”mintii stop mentioning the monkeys whenever theres a wukong x reader” SHUT UP THEYRE CUTE)

MK

whenever you’re cold, he PANICS

hes like “OMGOMGOMG WHERES A BLANKET AAA”

failwife mk nation!!!

he doesnt know much about snakes but hey at least you aint a spider

his heart melts whenever you’re just curled up on his shoulder

he sometimes asks you random snake questions (ex: can you use heat vision like a real snake??)

Red Son

“hmmm interesting”

he expirements on you (w/ your consent, he mainly just observes and asks random more educated questions)

before you guys start dating, he definitely uses expirementing on you as an excuse to hang out with you

when you’re cold, he warms u up with his fire demon energy :3 (i hc that hes always warm)

when you become little snake climb on his shoulder hes just like “eh”

but when you become big snake and protect him??

“😳” - red son whenever you fight

always hot x always cold <33

possible ice and fire dynamic??

she will research about snakes to maximize your comfort like the secretly caring partner they are

rahhh i love her

Mei

POWER COUPLE!!

serpent couple goals

she has a pic of you in snake form sleeping on her phone

you and her play/tease together (i.e she reaches her finger into your mouth and pulls it away as you shut your mouth)

BABY TALK!!!

i dont have many ideas for this one im sorry 😞

[bnuuys-writing]

Part Two of Roc!Kalim x Reader x Naga!Jamil

Part two of Roc!Kalim x reader x Naga!Jamil! Why cant I make this easy for myself... Why cant I just write ONESHOTS. but anyway, sorry for the wait, hope y'all enjoy!!!

Part one!

-Bnuuy Out!

The area around you felt sharp, almost too sharp. The sun was shining brightly down on you as you could still hear the rustling of leaves around you. Yet, as you began to shift around just slightly, the aroma lifting up off of the sharp yet oddly soft in some areas began to slowly catch up to you. What was the last thing that happened to you? From what you could recall, you could feel the hot breaths of the naga ever so close to your neck, fangs dripping and ready to strike only to get snatched up into the air by the roc… Yet, there was certainly no way that you could’ve understood them. Maybe, just maybe you were finally loosing your mind.

“I think theyre waking up Jamil!” A voice exclaimed excitedly as you felt something shift against you, and suddenly you were enveloped in something softer than the sharp bedding underneath you.

“Joyous.” A voice hissed out, sarcasm seeping through the words almost as sharp as a blade. As your eyes began to flutter open, you could only blink a few times as you began to clear up your foggy vision… What was in front of you? What was tan, white and red all at the same time- OH!

Shooting back from your spot, getting farther and farther away from the looming feathered face of the Roc who only seemed eerily delighted to see that you were finally awake. Gaze shooting around everywhere in trying to understand where you are, what happened and why arent you back in your classroom?!

You were currently stuffed in a nest full of feathers, skeletons, and twigs and what could be assumed shredded buckets. Wait- Where was your labcoat?! Gaze shuffling around once more, you ended up finding the stained item tucked within the nest, clearly it having been favored by the roc-creature itself, and having it imbedded into his nest. As your gaze looked around, you found yourself staring at the tail of the naga that was perched on top of the edges of the nest. For as big as the Roc was for him to build such a large nest, the naga could wrap around at least a third of it.

“Holy f-” Before you could even finish that statement, your hands were snatched up once more in the roc’s hands as you could feel the nest shake as the bird feet patted against it to get to your side.

“Can you understand us, human? You must! Right?! I gave you some of my magic in hopes that someone would understand us- Yet, previous caretakers only seemed to go crazy after the fact that they learned they could understand us!” The hybrid spoke loudly and cheerfully, still holding your hands within his taloned own as he shook your hand up and down a few times. Yet, you could only stare at him in shock of your own comprehension of being able to actually understand them.

“Great, you broke your new toy, Kalim. Now can I eat them?” The naga spoke with an irritated hiss, eyes slitted in your direction as the vibrant red and black colors of his tail seemed to shimmer in the sunlight and with- Ah, so he didnt have a rattle, but it was the jewelry within his hair that crashed together to sound like such a rattle. Although, the white haired… Feathered? Creature only seemed to frown at his comment.

“Now, now, Jamil! They are our guest! They dont seem to be freaking out just yet!” This so-called ‘Kalim’ spoke out to what his name, you assumed to be, Jamil. Perhaps you were crazy. Or at least going crazy. They never marked down that Roc’s were MYTHICAL creatures. Who could just LEND out magic. Well either this was a breakthrough or you hit your head at some point… Or you’re already dead and this is just your cursed afterlife dream.

“Am I dead?” You questioned out slightly while blinking, feeling your arms going numb as Kalim slowly stopped shaking your hands only to hear a loud laugh coming out from him.

“Dead? No! You almost were but I plucked you out before Jamil could poison you! But it would actually just paralyze you and I think-” Before Kalim could continue, Jamil let out a loud hiss which shut up the white feathered one.

“They don't need to know about my poison.” Jamil hissed out as he began to slither on the edge towards you, and wisely in your case, only seemed to shift closer to the large bird man in slight protection and to avoid his gaze. Instead finding yourself gazing down at where his human-like abdomen morphs into scales and to stronger muscles that seem that they could suffocate you within seconds.

“Scared of me? Good.” The naga hissed out as he seemed to snatch your stained lab coat and throw it at you aggressively. Clearly, he had not been favored in his wants, eating you. “Now Kalim, before we get in trouble, we should return them where they belong. Which isn't up in this nest.” Jamil seemed to scold Kalim who only scooped you up into his slightly feathered arms. It felt weird being held by a bare chest that was also covered in feathers that lead to four monstrous feathered legs and a pair of large wings began to slowly spread out from behind Kalim.

Everything was just so weird and odd that you couldn't seem to help but begin laughing as you clutched your lab coat in your arms. Certainly, this was just a weird afterlife and you were most certainly either paralyzed, poisoned, and having a fever dream from the Naga… Right? RIGHT?!

“See, you broke them.” Jamil only pointed out once more before finding his exit and began to slither down the tree, using his nails and strong tail muscles to scale down the large tree. Meanwhile, Kalim only held you close in your boisterous laughter, a bright smile still on his face as he looked down at you.

“Oh! I don't think they're broken! They're just probably having the time of their life right now!” Kalim stated as with two strong beats of his wings, you were shot up into the air with him still holding you against his chest and slowly, the descent was calming and peaceful with a cool breeze hitting your face and the fact that a stray feather was stabbing into your side… What was it you were taught? That creature of feather needed regular pruning?

With a loud thump and the wind falling away from your face, you were back on the ground again. Or well. In Kalim's protective grasp as he stood on the ground. Jamil was hanging on a low branch of a tree, level eye to eye with you as he didn't seem all too pleased with this outcome. And your professor said it was better to stay underneath the foliage of the trees than be out in the open, with how you are currently being treated, you'd prefer being snatched out in the open than deal with being bit under protection.

A growl emitted from your stomach that seemed to cut off all trains of thought. How long have you been out? Was Professor Crewel looking for you even? Or did he consider you a dead case?

“Oh! You are hungry! We have—” Yet Kalim was cut off by a hiss from Jamil, his slitted eyes staring at his feathered companion.

“We will not be sharing our food. They can just be returned to their masters and be fed.” Jamil hissed out at Kalim who only seemed to pout at the complaints.

“I just wanted to be a good host!” Kalim stated, and gently sat you down on the ground as the two began to bicker back and forth… Back and forth… To feed you, or to eat you… With whatever strange courage you had left, and whatever had blessed you with stealth. You ended up finding yourself sneaking away from the bickering only to start fully booking it away once you thought you were far away enough from them.

The exit. Remember where the exit was. Of course, you were unconscious but there had been reports of possible hypotheticals of where the Roc's nest was. At least one of them HAD to be true! Legs guiding you through the forest only to find yourself at an all too familiar sight. The watering hole and their food bowl. The bucket that had their meals had gone missing but that didn't matter. What mattered currently is that you knew where you were at now.

You could feel yourself heaving with every breath you took. Every step you made felt like it echoed in your ears. You felt like you were being hunted. A rattle could be heard not too far away, and the sound of a whistle could be heard from the roc's wings. They had taken notice of your missing presence, and you thought for sure this time. This time, the Naga wasn't going to spare you if given a second chance. Finding yourself as the split road you found yourself at before and unfortunately at the cliff face, you knew this time not to head down that path. This time, you would be safe. This time, you will survive.

An echo of a hiss rang out in your left ear and you could feel your body jump to the right. The correct path as the body of the naga striked, his teeth finding purchase in bark instead of your skin. A squawk could be heard from not too far away but this time, you're sure with all this foliage, Kalim wouldn't be able to help you against Jamil.

Bolting right, you could taste victory on your tongue. Seeing the metal door and metal pinpad under lock and key. Reaching into your pocket as you ran, you couldn't feel it. Only air was all you could feel as you took the chance to glance down at your pocket to see that one hole you patched up had been ripped open once more. How? When?

You could see your lab coat nestled in the roc's nest. As if he took personal favor to it.

The naga snatched your coat out from the nest, throwing it at you with force as if he was displeased with your state.

Stopping at the door, looking at the pinpad that was locked underneath a weather protection shield and all you could cheat was the rattle. The jingle of metals.

“Looking for these, human…?” The voice spoke smoothly. Almost suave-like as if he was baiting you to look at him. Look into his eyes. You looked into the reflection of the metal door to see Jamil holding the keys between pinched fingers, a satisfied smirk on his face as if he had won this game.

Slowly turning around to face him, you didn't dare quite meet his eyes. You knew what would've happened if you did.

“Give them back.” Your voice came out strained from your panting breaths, your hungry stomach, your chapped lips from lack of water. Adrenaline was coursing through your body and you felt like he knew that. You could see a forked tongue slipped out from his mouth, flicking in the air in your direction before it clicked in your mind.

He could smell it. He could smell your fear, your panic, your sweat. Lastly, he could smell that you were prey.

“You lost.” Jamil could only reply with a loud cackle of a laugh. It was only seconds before he was ready to take mercy upon you and strike. It was seconds before you had to make a choice.

“Before you eat me—!” You voice cracked slightly in your rush. You had to stall for something. You could feel it in your bones you had to make something up! Stall your imminent death with the naga. He only seemed to raise an eyebrow, crossing his arms and waiting for you to continue.

“You know… I've always found that you would be more interested to learn about than the Roc.” Your voice was shaky, was this even going to work? In your days of studying about these creatures, you felt like you knew nothing at this moment. So from what you had on them from experience, you had to twist it into your own win. “I always thought snakes were a bit more… Interesting. Than oversized birds.”

This seemed to offput Jamil, were you complimenting him before your death? Looking at the grim reaper in the face and telling him you like his cloak? His red eyes slowly turned back to their brown ones as he slid ever so slightly closer to you, a large smirk on his face at hearing praises fill his ears.

“And? Go on.” Jamil egged you on, puffing out his chest ever so slightly as his hood seemed to go down back underneath his brown hair. The red scales seemed eerie as they got closer to your form, encircling you as a python would its prey.

“And your scales are much more refined with color than white feathers… Your intelligence seems to know no bounds compared to your feathered companion.” You hummed out, eyes glancing at the keys before looking at his tail that was wrapping slowly up your legs.

“If you're not so scared of me and favor me more than Kalim, why don't you look me in the eyes.” Jamil stated, a clawed hand tilting your chin upwards as the metal hair bands clanged together, creating that all too ominous rattle.

Your gaze went from the adjunction of his snake body to his human body, following up his chest to finally finding his eyes. Yet, that was your mistake as his brown eyes seemed to flash red, unable to move, unable to think, unable to fight back, and unable to run.

“You lost.” As Jamil seemed to lean down closer to you, fangs out and ready to strike. Praying to a higher, or mayhap a feathered being to save you again, you couldn't dare think of anyway other worse to die.

With a loud hiss, and clang of a metal door opening, you could feel yourself getting yanked back by the collar of your lab coat and a loud “GET BACK PUP” ringing through your ears as you could see Jamil hiss in anger as he was hit with the whip that you could only decipher was Professor Crewel coming to your aid. Keys were dropped, and the naga retreated hastily in order to not be hit once more. But that didn't stop words from echoing in your ear.

“I'll be back for you, prey.”

[herobrinna]

Man i havent drawn anything in ages. Eh, might as well waste my time rambling about these guys.

Ok so i made these ocs like absolute ages ago, so mind their backstories being very cringe, but i also dont wanna change them, theres some kind of charm to having silly cringy ocs.

right, so, the yellow one is Bananaslug (bigender, she/he), and is a hive/rain hybrid (like duhh, u can clearly see that). her silly backstory was, starting with his parents (and mind that this made made up before arc 3 was finished), a hivewing, who like cricket(? was that her name? i havent reread the books in ages) wasnt effect by the shitfuck evil plant (for which basically, i hc that cricket wasnt the only one who wasnt injected with the plant, on a rare occasion queen Wasp would miss an egg or two, human error, er, dragon error and all that, usually this would be noticed in early childhood and they would be "fixed", but like with cricket, an occasional dragon gets unnoticed) managed to escape the hives as the plant takeover or whatever tf was happening happened, and followed behind the group of migrating silkwings. sadly they got swept in a storm which lead them astray to the rainwing jungle instead.

now i personally see the jungle as having an absolute shitload of little rainwing villages, some not even having contact with the main one! or even knowing anything about the outside world. this hivewing ends up in one of the villages that at most mightve traded bits and pieces with the main one, but has never seen non-rainwing dragons. the hivewing quickly gets accepted as a weird lil guy. and for once, this hivewing feels like theyre in a community where they belong, now being given freedom that they wouldve never had previously. they quickly adopt the hivewing way of life. Bananaslug then, the only dragonet they have, not for their lack in game, but more so due to pantalan and pyrhian dragons being genetically further apart, so having children with each other is extremely unlikely.

as Bananaslug got older, she lived through Queen Glory making an effort to actively contact all outter rainwing villages, and develing an in-tribe education system (the thingy mountain, forgot the name, that we follow the students of in the second arc, being presented as like one of the only schools is real stupid in my opinion), there, learning of other tribes she decides to go out and explore the world once hes come of age.

(oh and btw, Bananaslug, like, inherited nothing special from either parent, she doesnt have any hivewing powers, she doesnt have rainwing venom, and at most, he can slightly change the shade of his yellow scales, cant do anything with any other coloured scale tho)

-

the green dragon is Seaglass (agender, they/them) they are a sea/sand hybrid, no they do not have a tail barb.

they were born to 2 generals from the sandwing princess succession war, both the sandwing and seawing commanding over, urh man i can never remmeber army terms, fleets? groups of dragon soldiers. in most other cases, general/whatever leaders, of separate tribes would not get along, they might have had an allience, but that didnt change their internalised racism and all that, but these two got weirdly well along.

once, going out for drinks over celebration of a succecfull battle, lead to a drunken hookup and an accidental clutch of eggs. the seawing decided to leave them at the deep palace hatchery, paying good money to the caretakers there to not only take care of the eggs, but also be dragonetsitters when they hatched. sadly, all but one dragonet were born without gills (or partially formed/malformed once), never being even given the chance at a first breath. Seaglass was the only one hatched with functional gills, and even then, theirs are less developed that an average seawing, giving them the gill equivalent of asthma.

they rarely got to see their seawing parent, and didnt even know they were part sandwing till way after the war was over. as soon as they were old enough to be left mostly alone they escaped from the deep sea palace, wanting to start a new life somewhere where they wouldnt be seen as a freak.

(oh yes and, not sure where to put this, but Seaglass is missing some of the bioluminescent stripes (such as not having any on their belly scales) so they have always had communication issues. and of course, having grown up hidden away in the deep sea, they didnt properly learn spoken language (outside of the required theory for it in their schooling) untill they escaped.)

[thegnomelord]

Took me alotta courage to make it here so uh hi!

live laugh love for your writing it has me floored every time !! Thinking of being an anon that comes back every once in a while but I'm too terrified (help).

(feel free to ignore this) but imagine a goat!hybrid reader who's love language is head putting, they do it all the time with the team but super aggressively towards price the most- he a dragon hybrid takes it as a challenge for strength/initiating a mating ritual and it just ends up in them full on battling in the training room.

imagine one of the members notices that both price and goat!reader are missing to only find both of them stuck in the training room horns tangled in each other while theyre trying to pull their horns off of each other like idiots (imagine if it gets too bad they have to go to medical and a medic is like 'not this shit again' because it had happened way too often)

tehee anyways ill go back to fangirling in the dark- have a nice day bye bye

-terrified anon

No, no, don't be terrified, I genuinely love and live for ya'lls interactions even if I don't always have the ability to respond :Ddd

And your little blurb just gave me of the idea: you know how farmers put like pool noodles on their goats so they stop being little shits and headbutting ppl?

That. But on Price and Goat reader.

Like some poor base medic gets tired of your shit when they need to part you and Price again, so while you two are distract the medic tapes pool noodles to your horns. And keeps slapping your hands away when you try to get them off.

Since you two are smart enough not to mess with medics, you two end up sitting in the medbay side by side, both grumbling. Price's wing bumps you roughly, "This is your fault." He growls.

"My fault?" You ask, bumping your horns into him. "How is it my fault, you got your horns stuck in mine." Just as Price rears his head back to retaliate the medic curses you two out.

"Both of you out!" The medic snarls, forcing you out. Where you meet the rest of the team. Who see your new 'accessories'. You and Price are never living this shit down, Gaz and Soap take pictures and print them out, Ghost doesn't laugh but you know that fucker is smirking beneath his mask.

On the plus side, you now get to headbutt the rest of the team without worry of accidentally goring them :Ddd And if you 'accidentally' headbutt them in the groin, well, it's just bad luck ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

Fun game!!!: do a random character generator and SOMEHOW ship them w sirius and then make a post abt it!!! 🤪🤪(this is for my enjoyment btw)

OKAY i got xenophilius which is easy and grape bcz i love them !!!!

(tw: gore (?))

older scientist xeno x his favourite test subject. sirius is so perfect xeno is losing his mind, there has to be some sort of divinity in his blood, something more than simply human because no one simply lacks flaws. he kisses sirius all pretty and sirius melts into him because he's nice and sweet and validates him and smart and he doesn't ask for sex when they sleep together,,, he wakes up to xeno cutting his arms open and with IVs stuck in him,, he's high on pain and his ego is sky high because fuck yes someone is literally, genuinely, going mad about him.

maybe another au where xeno's some freak prodigy and the ministry provides him with hybrids to study ?? sirius with wings or gills or maybe he's a creature - like a vamp or something - whose treated like a prisoner by everyone else and just another test subject but xeno is awestruck by him. sirius is just so brilliant he has to be excluded from statistics because he's an anomaly - he flies higher, can stay hungry longer, is stronger, smarter, prettier. sirius is so in need of validation he does anything and everything for xeno, including letting himself be torn open by blunt knives. then some icarus type shit happens where sirius escapes and flies away, only to fail, somehow, and fall back into a stream of water and be knocked out. he wakes up and crawls to the nearest shelter which just happens to be xeno's house. it's fate & theyre doomed to be together.

[biibini]

Hii!! After mizu graduates college, what type of job do you think she'd have? Would it have to do with sports or maybe something way different? (I absolutely love your writing and headcanons !! 🩷🩷)

modern!mizu post-college life headcanons

tags: post-grad life, engineering mizu, stable work life, a woman in stem, moving in with reader, basketball with mizu, mizu join fencing club, peaceful post-grad life (the dream)

a/n: ngl the thought of post-college life is tripping me out,,, im a junior in college rn and the thought of it just kinda doesnt?? exist?? also ive heard too much info from my friends' rants ab their engineering degrees and switching majors from mechanic to electrical back to mechanical engineering,, theyre fucking nuts

modern!mizu would prob be in the engineering sector of jobs

wooo stem baby (i am a digital marketing major i should not be talking)

bc hello?? money???

also let’s use that mechanical engineering degree to good use

she didn’t leave home for nothing

with her technical skills from eiji

modern!mizu would probably be a CAD engineer

CAD aka computer aided design

technically speaking, it would allow her to work from home or hybrid

and she can easily transfer her mechanical and on-hand knowledge to a digital format

like she’s smart yall

she just got some troubles w procrastination

but dont we all?

(coping so hard)

this job would also allow her free time and flexible hours to do her job

and i feel like modern!mizu opts for a good work-life balance

if she wishes, she can take the day off snd just go out with u or go to the gym

the freedom of choice while staying comfortable at home?

sign her tf up

she can have her tea time, gym time, spending time w u time, and her self care time

the self care in question: enjoying the silence

and realistically, its a well paying job thatll keep her and u afloat while helping eiji financially if need be

modern!mizu hopes her work and smarts can help her provide for others and herself

its ab time she doesnt let herself depend on a man for money

yeah thats a fuck u to u, m*k*o

shes made the mistake once

shes not gonna make it again

just bc postgrad modern!mizu isnt in sports doesnt mean she’ll stop playing

she needs to get her exercise and movement some way some form

basketball with taigen

and always aim for the three-pointers

and is successful most of the time

and then proceed to aim for the half court shots

and fail most times

fencing with eiji whenever shes back home

she’ll def try to teach u

and its fun at first but

she wants to stretch her wings out

modern!mizu would prob join a fencing club

it would be a great for her to fully practice and spar

not just against her old man

or go soft w u

but also go against ppl her age

modern!mizu would move into a place w u

nothing grand but a small apartment where u could refresh and build the place to be ur own

ringo is a good friend

a true best friend she could trust

but it was time to move in w u

and not be wary of ringo hearing u when he comes home

modern!mizu would be more adventurous in hobbies

yeah she has basketball and fencing and her tea collection

but now she has a stable job

no need to worry about grades

and just to live life one step at a time

she would probably try out pottery with u

definitely practice her cooking with ringo's and ur help

all in all, a very patient life

(she deserves it)

[unfinishedficideas]

(btw this was based on a manhwa i read like forever ago called "turning the mad dog into a genteel lord" and I have no clue if thats its actual name thats just what I remember)

Tommyinnit is a priest for the church of prime, techno is an x war hero/experimentation. tommy gets convinced (ie payed hella cash) to go and be something of a personal healer/nanny for said technoblade

technoblade, the piglin hybrid whos been amped up with experimentations and traumatized by war, does not remember jack shit about life before war, and is constantly one stray movement away from mauling anything near him that breathes.

luckily, as an x war hero who carried the fucking team, he is hella rich and infamous, common people love a tank, and the crown is forced to try and rehabilitate the man so they can sell a war hero story.

this is where priest tommy comes in.

when tommy gets hired and starts working there, being told about the poeple who have been maimed and or injured by technoblade makes him almost dread the day he would be called in to heal the mans injuries

he doesnt expect his first interaction to be so...almost friendly. tommy got called to heal technoblade, who had injured himself trying to injure someone else, and when tommy entered the room, 3 guards behind him with tranqs darts on the ready, techno, to almost everyone's surprise, just stands there and stares at tommy.

ie tommy's hair is gold and so techno lets him come closer so he can stare at the hair, when tommy heals techno however, his hands and eyes and hair glow hella golden and techno (piglin hybrid) grabs tommys arm, but then falls unconscious because being healed by a priest is very relaxing and techno had been in attack mode for like 2 days

techno, when he wakes up, starts following tommy around the manor, very closely. but calmly besides growling at literally anyone who comes nearby, which isnt many because theyre all scared of him

they start paying tommy more to get him to teach technoblade mannors and stuff

tommy becomes the person to go to to solve technoblade problems.

techno literally will not detach from tommy's side

(this is a nice idea but i didnt write anymore for it in my notes so like this is all there is)

[tonycries]

Where's hybrid owner nanamin helping hybrid!reader & ino breed because theyre in heat I NEED THIS PLEASE DADDY BECAUSE I AM UNABLE TO CAN WRITE MYSELF AND WHEN I DO ITS CRINGÉ AND UGLAEY

-🎀

WAIT 😳 WAIT OH MY GOD? 😳 That's actually devious bow nonnie, your mind >>>>

Can't stop thinking about slightly mean hybrid owner!Nanami who holds you up like he did to that one Jojo Siwa guy whenever he wants you to do better 😈 Hybrid owner!Nanami who has to teach Ino how to breed you properly by getting........hands on. 😈

[karofsky]

Uh if you can spare the ~5 hours I HIGHLY recommend watching it all back to back. What a fucking season, holy shit

Alright fuck it I'm feeling absolutely dogshit, I'm doing my season 5 full rewatch tonight