#WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR LORE
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i cant believe "hey do you play basketball" tall jokes evolved into "so remember in utah when you were chatting with markkanen" to "oh yeah i knew him in the finnish army :)" what insane lore drop is this what the fuck
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#niko mikkola#florida panthers#2425#markkanen mention...#THEY KNEW EACH OTHER IN THE ARMY#WDYM YOU KNEW HIM IN THE ARMY????#WHAT DO YOU MEAN TALL FINNISH ATHLETE IS FRIENDLY WITH ONE OF THE VERY FEW FINNISH ATHLETES THAT ARE TALLER THAN HIM#WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR LORE#mikksy is so quiet any lore drop im like AND WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THIS SOONER??? THATS SO INTERESTING???#hes like my highschool teacher whos lived multiple lives like wdym youre part of a secret society and participated in historic protests#and then you wanted to teach highschool kids for the fuck of it#what the fuck like youre the coolest person ever i thought you were an intense dork#this is why i need more people to make him do interviews what the fuckkk#this is when i remember that markkanen is in fact a year younger than mikksy what the hell#speaking of big name! yeah he is even down here!! went to the utah-heat game and i was in the lower lvl and was completely suprised#to see how many away fans were present and how much they just all specifically supported markkanen#like i saw people wearing basketball jerseys from the finnish national team! many finns were there! fun atmosphere!!#i was just caught off guard seeing so many finnish fans down here at a sporting event like it certainly wasnt like this years ago#“with the barky” naturally mikksy after talking up markkanen had to mention his captain#the sasha lovechip in his brain activated after talking about another finn#sasha you train your kitties well <3#anyways do you think sasha gets mikksy and lundy to play some pickup ball with him do you think he bullies them into that
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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn
#genshin impact#venti#what am i cooking?? no idea#oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone#i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia#like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones#dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details#i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh#fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight#zilly art
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do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.
#hermitaday#zombiecleo fanart#zombiecleo#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#my art#cw cannibalism#cannibalism#no but seriously. i know it was her wow character lore but what a fucked up concept for a sensation that is#being in like. cutscene mode watching yourself murder your family. jesus christ man#no wonder she's so messed up like. wow#please take this as an apology after my unhinged ramble post the other day on my sideblog abt why i wanted to put cleo in a shredder#i still do btw. i don't take back anything i said but like. sorry. you're cool cleo
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guess who just got exposed to WHOOPING COUGH!!!!!!! *jazz hands*
#I'm so angry#they told the guy that he had a really bad post-nasal drip#and that he wasn't contagious#and then sent him test results IN THE MAIL#I was sitting next to him for about half an hour last night while he convulsed because I was legitimately afraid#that he was going to keel over#or have a heart attack#i have never heard a person make the noises he was making#cannot express in mere words how much I do not want to go through what he was#unfortunately that means I was extremely exposed#anyway get your fucking vaccines jesus FUCKING christ#op#lore drop
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you sick little animal, even death itself pities you.
#uwu art#Rain World#RW Hunter#rain world spoilers#blood cw#body horror cw#blood tw#body horror tw#// ask to tag#i beat rainworld maybe a month ago & now i'm trying hunter. & holy fucking shit man#NOT ONLY DOES THIS DIFFICULTY SPIT IN MY FACE BUT AS DOES THE LORE. i'm so emo#imagine being trapped in a loop. NO THAT'S NOT ENOUGH you also are riddled with tumors that are slowly killing you#your entire existence over & over from this point is to die slowly or find a way to leave the world entirely. the luxury of life escapesyou#die or '' die ''#& if you should die & succumb to your disease then your body will remain to infect & consume others until at last someone comes#& renders it physically incapable. so that you may die twice#WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE FUNNY SLUGS GET TO BE PUT THROUGH ALL THE HORRORS#rain world makes me so upset it's so good. what the fuck
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dragon age devs: solas would let people die but wouldn’t sacrifice someone directly, he might kill out of mercy but there are lines he would not cross
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#for fucks sake I’m so frustrated by this ama/their responses lately#learn your own lore perhaps#dragon age#dav spoilers#dav critical#BioWare critical#he straight up murders the SHIT out of felassan what are you TALKING ABOUT
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Isn’t Vortex a fucking torture freak tho? 👀👀👀
Yep. He is. He is a lot of things actually. The more you learn about him the more fucked up it gets
#at first I was like#ah yes another crazy helicopter#but then I learned the lore haha#hoo boy#the guy was a criminal and was so good at it#the government had to take his spark out of his body and put it in a freezer so he won't break the law anymore#then Starscream took him out and was like#you and your bros are my minions now#btw I made you unable to recharge on your own so uou are basically my hostages#work for me or starve to death losers#and then also Megatron with his Javascript exercises#Seriously. Megs looked at those criminals who were crazy strong and also crazy smart and decided that enslaving them would be a great idea#He basically reprogrammed Vortex and others. He made him literally unable to disobey his orders#what kind of fucked up thing to do Megsy???#G1 was great ahahahah#silly kids show about war and crimes and slavery#also#I might be wrong here because I haven't watch G1 entirely....but I'm pretty sure Combaticons just fuckin. stay Megatron slaves forever??#Like. The code that Megs put in their heads is never mentioned again? And for the rest of the show they forced to serve the Decepticons???#and everyone just?? Forget about them? I repeat I might be wrong here. It would be great if I'm wrong#also yeah Vortex is a torture freak and totally crazy#I saw a note somewhere that mentioned he likes to transform around other bots and then fly as high as he can and drop them#fucker lol
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just me thinking abt the insidiousness of the Familiar Clinic
a place where every familiar is recommended to be put down
not because of any injury or disease
but because their vampire cared about them enough to take them there in the first place
#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#wwdits s5#THINK ABOUT IT#ITS NOT ABT THE FAMILIAR#ITS ABT THE VAMPIRE#'oh your familiar has a cold and you went out of your way to bring them here and wait in a waiting room with crappy magazines and sadness?'#'yeah you care too much abt this one. you've grown too attached. you're invested in its well being at the expense of your own comfort'#'the best course of action is to put them down'#have you ever been to urgent care??? its the WORST#have you ever had to take someone there#its somehow wORsErEr#like the Familiar Lore in this ep was wild they really do think so low of familiars bjt also attachment to them is so dangerous??#just...fucking wild man#im never going to get over this episode
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Unironically i do think there are some ppl who engage with Sleep Token more as a boy band that just happens to play metal, rather than a metal band with all the associated cultural etiquette, and I definitely feel like that contributes to the mindset of wanting to know Everything About Them against their express wishes. Do we need to have A Talk about distinguishing how you treat The Men vs The Stage Performance vs The Characters In Lore? Cause some of y’all need to do better.
#my stuff#sleep token#it’s also why both London shows III couldn’t get his pit by asking nicely and Vessel had to square up or yell off-mic#bc X percent of the audience doesn’t know what tf he’s asking for#i don’t think it’s a majority or anything but it is Noticable#the men they are off stage and out of costume are NOT YOUR BUSINESS#when they’re in costume they are doing THEIR JOB#but as soon as they’re off stage and out of costume their interaction with you is OVER#you can make the characters they represent in lore fuck raw for all i care but some of you do not have the critical thinking to be trusted
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CHILDREN OF BHAAL
I adore the vibe of redeemed durge your sister killed your mind and took your place - it was the greatest gift she ever gave you
#orin the red#baldur's gate 3#bg3 orin#the dark urge#cant stop thinking about orin#myart#durge vaye#still deciding what kind of c section scar to give vaye#went with a vertical scar for this one#the lore for vaye is that he got pretty far into his life as baahls chosen as far as milestones are concerned#became unholy assassin almost finished those plans to take over the world had a kid for sacrifice/back up bhaalspawn purposes ect#& was daddy's perfect little murder baby <3 until the lobotomy ofc#then only with memory loss was there was enough distance for him to actually face how fucked the whole situation#btw Orin did Vaye's top surgery c-section and lobotomy <3#thats his whole medical team right there#when you wake up with no memory all you have is your body for evidence so i really leaned into that for vaye's scars#I gave him vash the stampede level scars lol#he wakes up knows 4 things: that hes been through metaphorical hell and survived that someone did a choppy job on his top surgery#that at one point he decided face + eye tattoos would be his thing and that hes had a child#Im debating whether or not Orin would outright kill the kid or if shed keep the kid around until theyre old enough to face her in a duel#Leaning towards the second#that means while vaye is wondering around faerun that kid is having arts and crafts time with auntie orin! (oh no oh no oh no)
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#invader zim au#your eyes are red#invader zim fanfiction#poor Tak#fucking up chapter 26 with her lore#I didn’t know what else to do with this doodle#so I’m just tossing it on here#ngl tho this made me think of that episode of SpongeBob where they put jellyfish jelly on a krabby patty#it should be disgusting#but gddamn they made it look tasty
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yeah we love fucked up characters and plots, the part I don't like is when we "forget" (or chose to ignore) a huge piece of information in order to pretend it's less than it is, and I'm talking ab Ellen calling for a guardian angel and being met with a centuries old dark magic fueled aristocrat who had no business answering the call for a fucking angel and then gaslights her and everyone into thinking she called for him specifically. LIKE if we're talking ab how twisted Eggers' Orlok is, let's talk about the details here
#and with that I don't mean “he's so terrible ew get away” this is a gothic story after all we all know we shouldn't do this in real life+#+let's not come with the moralism here#that's not iiiit#I'm talking ab appreciating the character FULL fucked-up-ness. I'm talking ab enjoying him bc he's so twisted#I'm not forgetting how they said in interviews how there was this whole fold about Orlok's lore for Eggers' movie that we never get to know#but he has a past and details about what he does#and that lady says he made a pact so his soul could never go away. he was wandering around. ricky when i catch you ricky-#“you've woken up me” stop being shady i know you're a sick bastard now tell me about your pact with the devil#like IT KILLS ME that there's so much more into this. with Ellen as well. the way she speaks about her feelings#ab feeling like you're not there; like you don't belong but in a deeper way that is not just psychological and as far as we know she+#has been feeling this ever since she was a child#in the end ellen could very much be a medium who gets in contact with an evil spirit and shit goes down; it could be translated as that#but we see it in a story about vampirism and drama and horror#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#count orlok#ellen hutter
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The leaks abt the new Viktor VGU confirming they're replacing all of his old skins and designs with the Arcane version is.... So so disappointing. I want to cry in frustration. Old Lore Viktor is self made, he and Jayce clashed over a difference in morals that were still understandable and grounded in reality. Viktor left, created his new body HIMSELF and used his ingenuity to help the people of Zaun. To replace all that with a sleek iPad version where he just gets possessed by an infected magic orb and ascends to godhood or whatever is SUCH a let down.
#Arcane spoilers#Arcane#league of legends#Viktor#Imma be honest. It sours me a bit on the second season of arcane ngl#Like. I didn't enjoy it while watching the show but thought. Yknow. It makes sense since they needed a clear ending#Can't really have a machine herald whose methods may be questionable but who undoubtedly does good#And has a solid point in the piltover Zaun conflict#If you want your show to end in two seasons#But to have THIS? as CANON? INSTEAD OF WHAT WE HAD????#bro is as shallow as a street puddle#They stripped him of all nuance#All the emotions are a flaw stuff came WITHOUT SETUP OR ANYTHING he was just a completely different person after the hexcore#The only remaining trait being his wish to help people which. He and Jayce already shared#That's the whole point. They want the same thing but disagree on how to get there#To make him a cosmic threat unrelatable to humanity is.... Bad#ESPECIALLY since even in the SHOW they said it's bad#Ekko breaks him out of his herald mind break then Jayce tells him hey man I love u as a worm and viktor remembers#Oh shit humanity is necessary actually#And then they fuck off into nowhere#Arcane machine herald is literally and inarguably In The Wrong#So to take the nuance out of old lore viktor and replace it with this husk?#soso sso so upset
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"Wait is that lore?" moments in Antoine's return stream
These ones are likely jokes, but (you can use it in your headcanons):
With Tubbo, explaining his absence by saying "I was dead, I think, but not anymore, I was tired of being dead"
"I couldn't explain to you, it's out of my understanding how I'm dressed. The human mind cannot comprehend how I'm dressed and so the human brain shows it that way, but it isn't exactly like that. It's not powerful, it's just weird"
"You know me well!" "Heh, I know you as if I made you!" *silence* (closest to maybe serious)
These ones are more serious:
He isn't romantically interested by Cucurucho, he just likes his ass (that totally a human is aro that's what I mean)
He really missed Pomme, he stopped coming because without her it wasn't interesting anymore (this one is just cute)
Very invested in knowing what happened to the eggs while they were away
Accidentally gave Pomme one of the books Ourson (I think it's this one?) gave him, immediately panicking when he realized. When Pomme asks what it was, he first tries to pretend not to understand, and is pretty serious when he tells her that it's nothing; he'll tell her about it one day, and it's his little secret garden, everyone should be allowed to have secrets, don't she think? she isn't against secrets, right?
Certain that the eggs went to some kind of other dimensions/got doubles?? I mean there was a theory inspired by Stranger Things but despite what Pomme is saying he's not letting go of the idea
After asking Pomme if she met dark Cucurucho and she talks about the Watcher: "Je crois pas qu'on parle de la même chose. Là tu me parles de l'oeil, et moi je pense que je te parle de quelque chose d'autre. Je pense que tu me parles du Watcher... là où moi je te parle d'autre chose." ("I think we're not talking about the same thing. Here you're talking about the eye, and me I think I'm talking about something else. I think you're talking about the Watcher... when me I talk about something else" again how does he know the name "Watcher".)
Knows that Maximus is dead, when all the other players seem to have decided to play the "don't know if he's alive or dead" card (bonus: Antoine and Pomme talking about telling Aypierre, and Pomme thinking she won't be able to find the right words "I don't think there are right words..." ok im sad now thanks). Since we're at it, when reading Pomme diary where she worries about Baghera and Antoine being dead, saying they can't be dead, he doesn't share that worry in the slightest, as if he knows Baghera's not dead (this one's dubious and I am very willing to put it as cc!Antoine not thinking rp)
He and Pomme are talking about what she remembers of the Watcher and honestly the whole conversation deserves to be clipped and transcribed. To go with him name dropping the Watcher, he is now only calling it the creature with one eye because that's how Pomme calls it
Pomme explains that the Watcher was observing her and Richas and there was a threatening aura to it, so they immediately fled. Antoine in a very serious voice "You were right to, you were right to, you were right to. Because I think it's this person who was at the origin of your disappearance."
#theres not really lore in his talk with Sunny but they're fun together#completely missed the whole 'you wanna be a star? you're gonna lose your privacy if you do that are you sure?' convo#also the way he's just 'btw have you met my CHILD Pomme? Yeah she's great' you fucking dad#i think antoine will be a sunny defender#him reuniting with Pomme <3#also its fun to rewatch. he's pressing buttons on a snowman decoration. i remember how he loved press the button.#it was foreshadowing.#pomme saying it took her one hour to draw something for Dapper and Antoine jumping to her defense#by saying Leonard de Vinci could take days to make something#qsmp#qsmp antoine#pomme admin must have been so happy for Antoine to be here her lore with her memory loss and what happened to the egg is finally played with#anyway with how antoine was also insistent to learn more about the watcher by questioning pomme#I am betting even more on Antoine knowing things about the Watcher
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WOW WHAT COOL LORE
I sure hope the DLC doesn't Retcon this important piece of information about Marika!!!!
o h w a i t
#base game: marika is a Numen who had close ties the the assassins who murdered her immortal son#rewrite dlc: oh no wait shes actually a shaman and the last of her kind dont you feel bad for her teehee 😋#dont you feel bad enough for her to forget about her base game lore even though its a total rewrite???? UwU#NO#I NEVER WILL#THIS BULLSHIT SOB STORY MAKES ME HATE HER MORE ACTUALLY#WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE BLACK KNIVES THEN#CONGRATS ON BUTCHERING YOUR OWN LORE I FUCKING GUESS#i will fucking DIE MAD#just U G H#uri posts
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College (uni??) AU catering to my own interests as it should always be hehe :)
#projecting my major on Vash because them mfs who have changed from the med field majors to that one have some tragic things to tell#and also because I think that Vash would be such a wonderful designer I don’t know why it’s a gut feeling#Nai the law major because of course he would have you seen the guy#he would be a personal injury lawyer because lore#fun fact Nai rested for a semester after the incident with Vash while Vash took two.He never told Nai he would be changing majors#so it was a big big shock for him. they fought again but yk I’ll explain more on that if anyone is interested#as to Kni and WW I thought it’d be funny if they shared a common subject that required a lot of team assignments#and they can NEVER work out together. being an absolute nightmare to the rest of their group#separately they are great to work with. even if Kni can come off as too bossy sometimes he is actually a great leader#and WW would always deliver things on time exactly as it was asked from him#but Kni and WW just never really matched. Kni was too rude at times when WW made a mistake and WW would always clock him if he passed a line#like insulting his reasons for wanting to study security#one day Kni tells him at the beginning of a new semester where they both have unfortunately landed on a shared subject again#“you are not suited for that sort of job Wolfwood. you should simply give up and why don’t you go play role model to your little kids’’#then WW beats him again and then is like hey yk what you’re kinda right. and changed majors and he feels so much more at home studying#education/teaching than security. he fucking hates some things but the end goal makes it worthy#Trigun Uni! AU#because I don’t know how differently a college and a uni work#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun stampede#vashwood#trigun fanart#wolfwood#vash#Nai saverem#millions knives#lenssi draws#pen!
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