#WHAT I WOULD LET THIS MAN DO TO ME

[randomnfandom]

I AM BACK

okay so Price is old so he would have older ideals of how relationships are

So just imagine reader who like me is not used to men holding open doors and giving their jackets when they are cold

Then price walks his ass in and does all of that and kinda just treats us with respect and in like a week reader already adores him and is willing to kill for him (because that is how I would be and I like projecting 🥰)

Also just a quick reminder I absolutely adore your writing

OMG GIRL LIKE I LOVE YOU LIKE NO KIDDING I LOVEEEEEEE YOU I'M NOT USED TO WRITING THESE KIND OF STUFF SO EXCUSE ME AND BY THE WAY YOU WERE RIGHTING IT I'MMA GUESS YOU DON'T WANT SMUT I MADE IT SHORT BECAUSE GIRLLLLL I'M TIRED ITS SUMMER BREAK LET ME CHILL

You had never been one to expect much from relationships, especially in the age of casual dating and fleeting connections. Men holding doors open or offering their jackets felt like a long-lost concept from another era. But then, Captain John Price entered your life.

From the moment you met him, Price was different. He greeted you with a firm handshake, his eyes steady and respectful, setting the tone for everything that followed. When he opened the door for you on your first outing, you were taken aback. It was such a simple gesture, yet it held a weight that resonated deeply.

"After you," he said with a small, courteous smile, stepping aside to let you pass.

Throughout the week, you experienced these gestures repeatedly. He would always pull out your chair before sitting down himself, ensure you were comfortably settled before starting any conversation, and, when the evening chill set in, he draped his jacket over your shoulders without a second thought.

"You'll catch a cold," he said softly, his fingers brushing against your arm as he adjusted the jacket. The warmth of the fabric was nothing compared to the warmth that spread through you at his touch.

His actions were more than just polite; they were a form of respect you weren't used to. Price didn't treat you like you were delicate or incapable, but he valued your comfort and wellbeing in a way that felt profoundly caring.

By the end of that week, you were completely smitten. Price's kindness and old-fashioned chivalry had won you over entirely. You found yourself hanging on his every word, eager to spend more time with him, and your admiration only grew with each passing day.

It wasn't long before you realized you would do anything for him. His respect and genuine care had earned your loyalty in a way that felt almost instinctual. You would defend him, stand by him, and, if it came to it, you knew you would fight for him. Because anyone who could make you feel so valued was worth any risk, any challenge.

One evening, as you both walked back from a cozy dinner, Price turned to you, a rare, tender smile playing on his lips. "You know," he said, his voice a gentle rumble, "I appreciate how much you trust me. It means a lot."

You looked up at him, your heart swelling with affection. "You've given me every reason to," you replied, and in that moment, you knew that whatever the future held, you were ready to face it with him by your side.

CUTIESSSSSSSSSSSSS daddy CUTIESSSSSSSSSS

THE BEST THING EVER SAIDDDDDDDDD

[kairospy]

Post-practice Neil Josten 🙂

[puppyeared]

horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.

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[musubiki]

.🖤🔄🤍.

[egophiliac]

LEON

LEON YOUR EYEBALLS

[mother-ofthe-universe]

I remember back in 2020 I made a post saying that the reason Stan wouldn’t have fallen for Bill’s tricks is cause he wouldn’t believe he was special, and here in the year of our lord 2024 we get Stan not falling for Bill’s tricks because “nobody’s ever been nice to me in my entire life” (and also he thinks Bill’s a cop) and while I didn’t quite predict this I gotta say I was close.

[lucky-fy]

Please enjoy :)

Two more with spoilers below

[sciderman]

the mcrib is back

[introspectivememories]

im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-

[thevillainsfangirl]

There are some ships that you just know would be 100% canon if they were an M/F ship, and that's mainly what pisses people off the most in these situations.

It isn't just about the ship; it's also very much about the homophobia (whether the creators know it or not) that is preventing the ship from being canon when they otherwise would be.

(Addition.)

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

jin guangshan and lan qiren yaoi perhaps? since their shapes create a perfect balance?

Two old men perform worlds first successful 96.

[ratfink-kryptonite]

He was, is, and his voice is sexy too. He's the whole sexy assassin in one package!

alex krycek voice i have got to be the most fuckable person in this shadowy internal government agency

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

I’ve been highly confused as to why Michael “deeply openly thirsting on Twitter about David Tennant for half a decade” Sheen is half-in half-out the closet but apparently Wales is absurdly homophobic lmao what the fuck how is a country the size of New Jersey that much of a hater bruh we out number the shit out of you

[ricky-mortis]

Howdy hello- guess who made a wings au :)

More to come with this eventually- I’m working on my designs for other characters at the moment, but for now we’ve got Red-Tailed Hawk for Curt and Eagle Owl for Owen.

For DMA I had Barn Owl wings because a) Barn Owls are beautiful and I wanted to draw the wings for them, and more importantly, b) Owen would probably want to disguise his wings, and it would make sense if it was as a different type of owl. I just assume he’d dye his feathers in some way or another. Look- just don’t think about it too much.