#WHAG HAPPENED????

[hdmiports]

i feel like this every time i open this app to some fresh new shit

[goldiipond]

whats up guys its your friends the tumblr staff with another update- no i don't know what a 'trans misogyny' is stop asking that. anyway we made the replies uglier

[theclearblue]

Actually I get why Gege is packing it up if I saw these results I'd stop writing too

[cashewpilk]

Give a man a fish and then when he's full, teach him to fish. Sail the seas. Teach more men to fish. Steal from the rich. Become a polycule. Engage in piracy. Finally, a consistent DnD party.

[saintaviator]

vash and wolfwood.... i love seeing them in ur style

TY !!! HERE THEY ARE AGAIN !!!

[ratttgay]

copenphagen motherfuckers didn't choose vegas? JAILLLLL

[pumpkin-duo-forever]

I'm trying my best to feel happy then all the sudden QUACKITY said LAS NAVADAS FINALE???? GUYS IM A ROLLERCOSTER OF PAIN AND JOY RN HELP. I'm just begging and pleading I need him to get fundy on...and maybe- schlatt but that is definitely wishful thinking lmao

[piploopsy]

pip crayon doodleee from a few dayz ago becauzs i couldnt sleep

[loverboywambles]

I'm not really objectum but like. y'know how sometimes lesbians who are strictly attracted to women and feminine-aligned nbs have those select few male celebrities they would still fuck

[benvoliotheorphan]

My favorite thing with nicktoons unite fan stuff is when people take the darkness of the dp phanon and combine it with the crossover so like Danny is going through all these existential and horrific things and then spongebob is there.

[softenedsunbeams]

FUCK

[cartoonrival]

he said i love you to wilson

[intothebagelverse]

i’m so fucking mad i can’t sleep so i’m imagining rough sex with wade and logan where i can actually fuck them up and bite so hard i draw blood and break bones (on wade at least) to keep him in place while i rail them

and they would do the same but unfortunately i don’t regenerate

[amphibifish]

WHAT AHPPENED IN MALOKI

so much jordan..... too much jordan.......

assuming that was a genuine question explanation of the ending under the cut because jesus christ that ending was actually so wtf i NEED to talk about it CAUSE WHAG WAS THATT but it's kind of long so

ok i guess ill start from post-amusement park ballpit etc because thats kind of where things pick up

freyja convinces them to back to asgard to go take back odins throne from everyone who's fighting over it. she stays on midgard by the emergency exit if anything goes wrong. odin and loki head up there and then go visit baldr who convinces odin to free him on account of "dad....... ☹️☹️☹️" which works and then baldr beelines for the throne and so loki and odin hop on sleipnir to beat him but when they hop off him they fall back down the emergency exit hole.

so earlier hoenir gives heimdallr his staff back cause oh odins back now no need to talk over the world or anything. now while loki and odin are having a dinner party heimdallr breaks in in an attempt to kill that fake odin his staff created to psychologically torture loki. he's all "loki im finally GETTING MY REVENGE !!!" and then he trips and falls and drops his staff and odin picks it up and gets the eye reviving for real this time then immediately throws heimdallr out a window.

now they're all like OK ITS TIME TO FR FINISH RAGNAROK and so they go into asgard except the portal sends them into. baldrs like. mind world ??? ok here is where they start to lose me a little bit. i mean they lost me in a lot of places but like, especially here.

baldrs mind world is a night festival and the goal is to not get caught by baldr or he will turn you to stone which has happened to basically everyone except hoenir baldr himself and heimdallr who is seething the entire time still begging to fight loki. oh and urd but urd uhhh. turns into a swan or something and uses her magic to make loki an adult again disappearing in the process ?

when loki finally happens upon them hoenir tries to betray baldr with a fake staff that summons valkyrie's but it doesnt work. heimdallr tries to fight him for it because ??? look he's just been slowly getting flanderized into "I HATE LOKI AND I SUCK" over the course of this last manga so 😐😐😐 whatever anyway

baldr is like "OK LOKI LETS DUEL" and then THEY PULL OUT GUNS AND BALDR SHOOTS LOKI DEAD. and translation the app gave me was a little funky but the gist of it was that loki emptied his gun or like dropped his weapon or whatever because he didn't want to kill baldr and then baldr starts uhh crying. and then they get whisked back to the real world ACTUAL asgard and loki is. ALIVE ???

i don't even know how that works the dialogue literally just says "i was hiding!" and he's a child again so i can only assume the swan magic protected him. anyway thenbaldr is like "OK LOKI LETS FIGHT FR" and then they show off a bit of rune magic or whatever

then odin is all "why did you do all that baldr" and the very tragic sad explanation is basically. he was in love with urd and didn't like that loki and urd were also probably in love (???) and also he wanted uh attention and respect or something like that and didn't want to wait for the throne so he put odin on the self possessed him and then caused the entire plot.

odin is like "awhh ☹️☹️☹️" and makes him king.

they finally free all the valkyries aka every girl that was brutally murdered over the course of this story which revives them and they're sent back to their normal lives.

then hel shows up and is like "hey guys what's up here's my portal to helheim. the norns have already gone in your turn !" SO THEN ODIN AND FREYJA FORCE EVERYONE TO COMMIT MASS SUICIDE TOGETHER (minus loki). YEAH. EVERY GOD FROM BEFORE THIS INSTALLMENT IS DEAD. actually technically heim freyr and hoenir didn't wanna die they got pushed in so really that was a murder on freyja's hands but she's also dead anyway so it doesn't matter.

and then loki goes back to living his life as a child detective and ermmm yeah ^_^ the end ! what the fuck ! was that !

[wrylu]

i nEed to get my life together

[stormyoceans]

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