#WDYM DOUBLE DEATH

[asterssunzephyr]

Pirate SMP, I need financial payment for the therapy you owe me over Aimsey's double death, thank you.

P!Michela needs financial compensation, and she did no wrong.

[earl-grey-love]

I started playing the necromancer class on eso, and I have never had this much fun with a build in my life. It has no business being that iconic.

[onesidedradiostatic]

swerving off topic to word-vomit about vox’s hypothetic delusional poly relationship with val and al asdfhc he’d call it business and pleasure dhsjdfj but what was vox even expecting to happen if alastor said yes???? like did he think some kinda lady marmalade scene was gonna go down ?? (labelle version! I never knew that lady marmalade was creole and set in New Orleans?)

Vox is so good at cultlike manipulation that he deluded himself into believing he was in a world where Alastor would ever want to share a spotlight. Let alone prolonged eye contact. He’s really drinking his own cool aid. /affectionate

lmao what if that’s how Vox died: (squashed by a tv joke theory my beloved) he drank his cult’s poisoned communion juice by accident, embarrassing… it would parallel so nicely with the theory that Alastor’s death was also accidental and embarrassing: possibly the “best” serial killer of the 20th century; meticulous planner, double life aficionado, (best of both worlds hannah montana transformation twirl) stealth extraordinaire. and he gets mistakenly taken out by local billy-bob-elmer-fudd who can’t see for shit and his dog fido. I mean. I’d be embarrassed.

Dang now I want Valentino to have an ironic embarrassing death. Maybe he was distracted by a bright light while crossing the street and hit a windshield like a bug

Maybe their initial demonic power level is partly determined by how pissed off they were when they died. Powered by spite

wdym what was he expecting to happen KLSDGKSHK he probably expected exactly what he was asking, for his fantasy business polycule to happen. but the world doesn't revolve around him like that so it didn't. considering how he apparently got pissy over alastr saying "no", being rejected clearly wasn't what he was expecting. well he got one of them does that count for anything

I'm not sure if I follow the rest of the ask, I don't really have big death hcs but that's funny LMAOOO, the alastor one isn't even fully a hc though cause being mistaken for a deer and shot by a hunter was something stated by ex-staff who used to work closely with vivzie, but it's not fully canon either so I guess you could still call it a hc

[k-n0-x]

ೃ⁀➷☄. *. ⋆Reddened Rodeo- 200 followers special- Lucifer Morningstar x reader☄. *. ⋆ೃ⁀➷

A/N: Hey guys😻😻😻😻😻 No wdym I am 95 followers too late to make a 200 followers special? Yall are trippinngggggg-

Anyway, this fic is a lil one (Sorry for that😔) because burnout, and exams, the worst fucking combo.

Not only thing that’s fucking- hahahhaaaaaaa-

ahem.

Enjoy <3

./づ~ 🍓·:¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨:·./づ~ 🍓

“Songbird, are you sure you’re ready?” Lucifer, hair tousled, mumbles into your shoulder. 

You nod your head, thighs wrapped around his nude waist. 

“I’m sure Lulu, just go crazy,”

Recently, you’ve been wanting to spice up your sessions with Lucifer, and you asked him (quite timidly) if he could well, fuck you in demon form.

He was surprised initially, and then worried, thinking that you are getting bored of  him, which you had to convince him a gazillion times that that’s not the case.

After his borderline meltdown, he agreed, and there was no follow up.

Until just right, when he is literally inside you, still breathing quite heavily.

“Well, if you insist my darling,” his voice sultry and cracked, as if he has been denied of water for days.

Your face is licked with sweat the moment  you feel his growing cock pulse in between your legs. 

He looks you, concerned with his now crimson eyes.

“Should I-”

“No, don’t stop,” you object. “Just- give me a minute,” 

After a couple of moments, you grind on the cock, whimpers coming out from Lucifer, and yourself.

After you got used to the hardened wood inside your wet cunt, you sway your hips back and forth.

“Ng- Songbird- please-” Lucifers pathetic pleas make your heart throb.

You give him a peck on the forehead and each of his protruding horns from his soft locks. “Sssh, Luci, it’s okay,”

The sound of your voice just makes Lucifer mewl, tears in his beautiful burgundy eyes.

You feel yourself groaning at his length in you as you ride, you feel it in your very core and you throw your head back, hands clawing onto Lucifer’s horns and letting your cunt move up and down on his rod like there’s no tomorrow. 

The friction between your legs is like none other, your body convulsing in a state of ecstasy. You were close, and you knew Lucifer was too.

“Sweetpea, oh God, I’m gonna-”

Before your darling partner could finish his sentence, white ropes of sticky cum staining your insides, spurting inside you aggressively, buckets of the excess dripping down to his base. 

You shudder at the feeling, but continue to shift your hips.

“God, you’re gonna be the death of me,” Lucifer mumbles in to your shoulder, red faced, steaming.

You embrace him with a deep kiss before replying,

“See you in double Hell~”

./づ~ 🍓·:¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨:·./づ~ 🍓. 400 words~

[hekateisconfused]

OH MY GOD HI???? I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO GET RECOGNITION LET ALONE FROM KNOWN PEOPLE---

I'm not ready to drop ni no kuni yet so I made some challenges.... Am I a masochist--

[lemon-natalia]

Harrow the Ninth Reaction - Chapter 25

hah, she’s telling the Emperor Ortus the First kissed Cytherea as part of a gossip tea sesh, this is hilarious. also what with this and the Silas & Gideon meeting last book, dramatic tea parties are becoming a staple

‘Harrow do something normal’ omfg, GOD thinks Harrow is being too weird. he really just told her to get a life

and Harrow does what many a person does in an existential crisis - learn how to cook!

girl hasn’t slept for six days? idc if she’s a Lyctor, she’s gonna pass out soon

the whole the Emperor serving the food at the table - what with this and calling his Lyctors his children, there’s a weird emphasis on almost forcing domesticity

Harrow added all the veggies Ortus the First doesn’t like, she’s so petty lol

WHAT THE FUCK. she put HER OWN bone marrow in the soup to murder him from the inside out???? ok i absolutely double down on never wanting to eat anything any of these people make. i see this is the book to traumatise me with cannibalism, i’m not eating soup ever again

‘his eyes were the eyes of death’ also holy shit this guy in general is very powerful, and it think this is the first chapter to really get it across. also wdym its been a thousand years since you ate human being, dude - again suggests that he did also take part in a similar process as the Lyctors to become what he is now?

also, you’re not okay with them trying to kill each other in front of you, but anywhere else is fine? what kind of a rule is that?

Harrow when this sleep deprived is, uh, unhinged to say the least.

also Mercy gradually decreasing the ages that she’s calling Harrow is hilarious, at a certain point she’s just going to be calling her a toddler

fuck me this chapter was something else to read, i think its probably the first chapter to properly shock me like Gideon the Ninth did

[sn4pe]

wtf is the marauders fandom istg

u guys love your little death eater characters sm and then turn around and say snape sucks like. okay. you just gave regulus sev’s entire backstory wdym.

ppl who say they love barty and evan r the same ppl who comment ‘stan james potter’ on snape vids on tiktok. as if they themselves r not stanning and babygirlifying ppl who have the exact qualities in snape that they claim to hate

weird ass double standard. like, u can hate snape idc but it’s weird as fuck to go after snape fans when you yourself like death eater characters.

“Oh but there’s not much canon info on them and snape’s a child abuser”

last part is debatable but BARTY LITERALLY ABUSED CHILDREN?? 4TH BOOK?? HELLO??? He tortured an animal in the middle of class, and turned a kid into a ferret and assaulted him?? he was also a death eater?? People will then proceed to make Barty racist and homophobic in their fanon and then be like ‘but he’s repressed and closetted 🥺 poor thing’ do you fucking hear yourselves.

[sunnychuuya]

Cutely sobs knowing om nearing the end of sally face

I finished it.

Hey so guess who's looking up a toturoail

Whys the screen so fuckn dark

Me when I forget my lefts and rights do I start going never eat soggy waffles

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I DID THAT LAST NIGHT

"we are the shadows of a sleepless dream" fucking banger line??

I cannor handle seeing Diane rn I'm gonna sob

H9LY SHIT SUCH COOL ARTSTYLE

Guys I don't actually think I like the cult I kinda died cuz of them !!

having thr t

Guys this is not girlpop

ash wt Oh yirl WHAT THE FHELL DONT DOT AHT

GUYS I JUST TOLD MT FRIEND THIS DOESNT HAVE GRAPHIC SEWERSLIDE FUCK

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

ARE WE JUST GONNA FUCKING

BRUSH PAST THAT?!

WHAT THE FUCK

THE FUCK FUCK THE FUCK SHIT?!

-"how many loved ones will you kill to save the world. What will be Left worth saving" crying sobbing screaming throwing up

Also am I hallucinating or was that not grammatically correct

No it was

It just doesn't sound like it

"They deserve happiness after all the shit they've been through" me when the entirety of this fucking game

"Do you.. do you think anyone could ever love me like they love each other?" I'm gonna bawl my fucking eyes out sal you're amazign

STOP.

THIS IS NOT FAIR.

NOT THE MEMEORY COMING FROM THE FUCKING BOTTLW

THTA WAS LIKE THE WORST LARRY COULDVE DONE IT TOO

God

Fucking damnit

Larry was sposed to move in with them.. they were sposed to be happy.. nghehhe

NOT THE FUCKING CORPSES

SHIT

QHY

Hmm. Another textbook case of: I hate the characyer until they fucking die tragically

Sal no we're not defending her she still kinda ducked

WHAT THE FUCK

HAH?!

Woah ghsotie arm

Cofnused as shit ngl and this music is terrfyding

oh no! Why is everyone gone!

Giving "why is boss music playing" vibes

UHH GUYS FUCKKKK

SHIT THIS FAME COLLECTING ART STYLES LIKE POKEMON

stop. I love this. So cool.

Yea I don't quite like that. Kinda uhh sus thats like the things that humans grow in in movies

cutely Google safe combination

FUCKKK BRO THE REASON KENNY SHOT SAL IS BC OF THE PROPHECY THING... DAMN GOOD THING HE SUCKS AT SHOOTIJG PPL TOO (the like 300 ppl who died:)

Wait what Jim's latter

JumPSACRW

Guys! Thats so not girlypop!

What rhe fuck!

"You killed them" NO SHIT?!

Me after game over immesirlat

Oh wow thats so cute murder great

CHAT MY CONTEOLLERA DYOPEED AORKING HELPPPPP

OH KENNWTH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HOE WHYXDID YOU GOOPIE

MA BOY LARRY WHY U LOOK LIKE THAT 😭 💀

guys oop I apparently missed the thing where u see sal get shot lmao

Its fine I already knew what happened

I just looked it up and what the florp bro

chat I hate this like they all die and they can't even live happily ever after in the afterlife its just not fair.

YAYAYYAYA GHODT GUITAR

Hol up- lemme clean my glasses for this.

"eat mt ass, you red eyed birch!" ILY larry

TRAVIS LWTS FUCKING GO

YES

UES

YES

FUCK

LETS FUCKING GooooOOOOOOOO

WAIT SHIT DID JE JSUT DIE 💀

...

Fuck.

ITS NOR WORKFING

Yeah okay I knew it wouldn't be thst easy but. One can hope.

AHHHHH PIXEL SAL

Yeee guitar blasts

Pew

Pew

FUCK YOU CANT GO FROM SILLY PIXEL SAL TO

EVERYONE WE LOVE IS DEAD BRUTALLY

I diedieidid

Chat have we considered I suck at video games

I just died 3 tomes in a row

fifth death (end me)

I DIDING IT

Oh fuk pixem sal

WHY IS MY ARM GOING NUMB

SAL UR SPOSED TO POSSES ASH NOT ME

NOT THE GREATEST TIME LOWKEY TRYNA PLAY THE GAME

Ooh chairs

Oh duck that scared me

God damnit Terrence

SHUT UP THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING COOL

When I started playing sally face, would I ever have thought I would be whisper screaming "VOMIT YOUR BALLS TERRENCE!" at 12 37 am, he'll fucking no. But it happened.

This is why I am unloved.

What da fuck

Polyrgorns

THE FUCKING MICKEY MOUSE

GLITCHY SAL

Uhh I don't like how the teeth skin is closing in

UNBELEIVILBLY HYPE

Sal really said with the power of music and friendship

wdym it don't feel like over

LARRY DOUBLED DIED WHAY THE FUCK

"Maybe we see him again someday. On the other side of oblivion. If there is such a place." then it just fades out. This game is absolutely amazing.

I love it but it also lowkey felt so incomplete

Like

Idk the ending felt a little fast.

like very satisfying but it felt rlly fast.

But also sf2 is a thing in progress I know

@mypinterestgotbannedsoimherenow

[allthedamnlove]

no because wdym stunt doubles for a CUDDLE SCENE!??!

you really can’t make this shit up ijbolll😭😭

and yessss i wish they didn’t cut so many scenes of rafe and sofia, i feel like that would not only have more people shipping them but also would add more the the storyline. yes we know they’ve been together for alsmot 2 years but we also need to see them interact and how they are as a couple :((

trust and believe rafe WILL be back on his knees for sofia on my soul🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

i’m not gonna lie i didn’t really care for jiara but if rudy knew this was gonna be his last season he could’ve gave more to his performance considering most of jjs fans watch for jiara and they delivered nothing if we’re being honest expect for the death scene.

and sofia having more haters than rafe made me confused as hell because wdym you hate a girl more for getting her feelings hurt and making a decision you didn’t know would lead your bf to lose money over the man who has murdered someone and physically harmed damm near everyone one on the show😭😭

anyways i’m a sofia defender for life idc

Oh I was literally eating a cheesecake and watching the entire obx and jiara fandom drag rudy Elaine madison and her gfs ass and also the writers for ruining the ship. I felt bad but at the same time it was also good drama so idk. But at one point they started to drag the other cast like what tf did laci and jd chase do. That's where I found it completely weird.

Yup the editors should be hit repeatedly in the head not even kidding u. I want to make a post about some pics that fiona posted on ig was never even seen in the series like the one with her trying to scare drew (Again my cutesy parents I luv them sm) where a lot of photos taken on a house but I never saw anything on the screen like ok I'm confused. Maybe I'm wrong but yea the editors and writers suck ass.

Oh I'm a rafe fan but im a sofia fan first abd foremost. She's literally the most innocent sweet girl and everyone's coming for her cuz they ain't kissing rafe or getting engaged to him. Like idc let hot people kiss. I'll do you one better, I want a make-up scene next season. That's THE LEAST I DESERVE FOR LISTENING TO RIARAS AND RAFE FAND BITCH ABOUT SOFIA and say oh "he needs therapy" well you better write that yourself. Leave my perfect ship alone. Like a dark hearted guy soft only for his princess LIKE I WANT 30 MORE EPISIODES OF THAT SHIT. What more you want ????

Same sofia haters can wither in misery cause ill show them this

I hate that she's described as a cheater and gold digger. Like yk what idc leave my girl aloneeer

[callsign-relic]

:0 my thoughts on beast wars characters so far... it IS a bit early but its a fun question!! it'll be fun to see how things change over time :3c

lemme see...

so far im particularly fond of Tarantulas actually ahfjfbfkebebfkf LOVE me a little freak!!!!! i wanna study him under a microscope. he eats people for fun and apparently made changes to his anatomy to allow for this at some point?? was it before or after he was reformatted into a spider. who knows. he stalks around being a creepy weirdo half the time, whats not to love.

i think Rattrap and Dinobot are FASCINATING character-wise already. im bappin my hands on the screen as i eagerly await for more info about both of them. they both seem to have their own interests in mind a lot of the time, and i think its so interesting watching Rattrap have Absolutely Zero Faith in Optimus but also being pretty loyal towards the others (moreso with his actions instead of words :P!)

i particularly enjoyed Dinobots DOUBLE BETRAYAL because it made the betrayal/self interest into a Character Trait. he's got honor but he's also very into killing and lying... he's got honor but really specifically when it comes to duels to the death (because otherwise it's not a REAL win, i suppose...)

i like Cheetor in the way of "i wanna pet him on his cute kitty head because he's a sweetheart" which i feel is just. to be expected with the type of character he is lmao. OP and Megatron are. pretty standard fare so far in terms of character, except Megatron gets REALLY excited about some things and i think thats delightful ahjfbfsj

i think i like Scorponok the least (which is to say i still like him but id just rank everyone else above him ebfndbdmd) but i haven't really seen too much of him yet so shrug. it was mentioned that Scorponok is the SIC and i was just. so baffled ahfjfbdk like HUH WHAT. HIM? HIM??????? i mean idk who else would be second but... HIM? i just saw this idiot slowly SLOWLY drag a cannon with his claws then get abandoned by his teammate. WDYM HES SECOND IN COMMAND.

i dont think ive seen enough of the others to have strong opinions about them yet... but also i enjoy whatevers going on whenever Terrorsaur is onscreen whfjfhsj he's strangely upbeat/casual a lot of the time. also his pterodactyl screech when he goes "Terrorsaur, terroriiEeoRize!!!" is VERY funny to me. all the VAs sure can Sounds.

also oh my god. im terrible at voice recognition hfjfbdjs i was like "huh... beast wars OP's voice sounds familiar for some reason. surely its nothing" LMAO.

(also, apologies for the late(ish) reply! 😔)

- initiate

EEEHHEHE I’m happy to know your thoughts so far!!!

Omg if you like Tarantulas now I can’t wait to see what you think of him later. I don’t want to say anything but 👀

Rattrap showing his loyalty through his actions rather than his words is something I never really thought about but now that you point it out it’s absolutely true!!! He likes to complain (“we’re all gonna die…”) but always does his job. His dynamic with Dinobot is great too HAHA

I agree with you there about Scorponok, all the way to the end of the series he is still my least favorite as well. He’s just. Lame. imo 😭😭 he doesn’t have a Thing like the rest of the characters have, he feels boring to me, I don’t really like him 😔 Megatron saw Dinobot leave and he was like “well my last SIC is gone. Uhhh Scorponok now you’re SIC” and did not think about his decision afterwards HAGAHSHD

And Terrorsaur my terrible son… give this bitch a cough drop. I surprisingly really liked him as well even though he doesn’t have much to his character tbh HAHAH. I really love his voice HAGSHEHE. Honestly you could say that for the whole cast, the voices Sure Do Sound 👍👍👍 (in the best way possible HAHA)

(Also no worries at all!!! I saw you had kinda a bad day earlier, so it’s totally understandable, I hope you’re feeling better :( ❤️)

[chuuyaspinkmotorcycle16]

Day 3: PM!SKK of @/Black00Cat’s (twt) SKKtober

Honestly, not much of a traditional thread today, just Thoughts™️

Because wdym pm!skk became double black during some of their most formative years??

like, idk about you, but the ages 15-18 were pretty impactful on me.

skk should’ve been in high school during that time but instead they were some of the Only children in the pm at the time.

I can’t even pick a fav age year of them being in the pm together cause each one is so unique and a core to their identities, both as people and as a duo.

15!SKK make me insane cause dazai, for the first time we’ve seen, got a dog (Made a Friend) and it changed his whole world. he wanted to Live a little longer!

and chuuya finally met someone who didn’t see him as a caretaker/guard but instead saw the Humanity in him and Wanted to be his friend for who he is.

fast forward a lil and we get 16!SKK, another huge year for both of them.

for chuuya, he excelled at the jewel trade despite having no formal education (this blows me away every time I think about it)

he also experienced a devastating loss of the people he was finally warming up to, unearthed the the true depths of his ability for the first time, and had to do both of those a second time shortly afterward.

and yet he’s still a beyond caring person who puts himself on the line for most everyone??

dazai at this same age almost experienced the reality of watching his first friend die in front of him. he also met odasaku at this time and learned what it looks like to actually be (openly) cared for. he also learned what it’s like to be really listened to for once.

I’d honestly argue that, despite what we know he was capable of doing to people while in the mafia, these 16-18 years (until Oda’s death ofc) were some of his best.

yes, he didn’t find something to truly fill that hole inside of him but he still got enough out of it that he wanted to keep living a little longer.

we may not have 17!SKK yet (asgr when) but just the fact that dazai obviously didn’t manage to off himself shows that a. he wanted to keep living a little bit or b. he had some of the best friends he could’ve found in a place like the mafia bc they didn’t let him die either or c. maybe it’s a mix of both.

I’m a ‘17!SKK had an event that impacted them so much that it changed their dynamic’ truther as well, tho I think this shows up a lot later when they’re 22

and finally we have 18!SKK… who don’t actually have any scenes together that we’ve seen?

I could be forgetting something tho so correct me if I’m wrong.

but I do think their trust in each other had grown so much that even when one of them was away, they knew they could rely on each other.

and I think that’s why dazai’s way of leaving left chuuya with such a look of bitterness when he talked about it four years later.

chuuya wasn’t upset about his car, he was hurt that his partner didn’t trust him enough to even contact him about leaving.

and it makes me so sad to think that that’s how skk’s official partnership ended — two teenagers, barely adults, with broken hearts and there was nothing they could do about it once dazai dipped.

skk got described as best friends and to all of a sudden lose your best friend like that, especially for two teens who really only trusted each other to always be there?

it’s a death sentence.

dazai won’t be found if he doesn’t want to be and chuuya’s loyal enough to him to not seek him out; dazai can’t go to chuuya bc then he’s betraying odasaku’s wish and UGH it hurts meeeee

it’s crazy to me to think that we legit do not know all of the events that impacted them during this time.

yeah, we got some of the hardest hitters but there’s so many small moments we missed too

and, again, between the ages of 15-18?? I just. can’t imagine…

idk fam, this is a long ass thought thread about pm!skk but I legit could go all day long about this era for them, words are just not wording about my love for them 😔 they deserve all the love in the world because they were just teens trying to get by + THEY HAD EACH OTHER AA—

[weirdcat1213]

YEY THE HORRORS i mean YEY THE BOOKCLUB :D

thoughts on volume 6 (oh boi we're almost halfway someone hold me pls)

chap 1:

-OH MY GOD ITS HIM I FORGOT ABOUT HIM FOR A MOMENT (not in general, ik he's in 98)

-HEY HIS WINGS MAY BE CREEPY BUT THEYRE ALSO BEAUTIFUL TO ME >:[

-HOWEVER i love how yeah they are scared af but also get that vash as a person is not bad and they don't leave his side

-WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR BF LIKE THAT STOP STOP STOOOOOP. IDC THAT HE IS A LITERAL LASER CANON HES STILL JUST A LITTLE GUY

-are we...supposed to notice how bad the state of the gun is or...?

-nono brandon is right, i would also not give good guns to cops

-vash i fucking swear-

-SHUT UP YOU FUCKING COP >:[

-BRO WTF

-YEAH BRANDON CALL HIM OUT

-MY FAVORITE WEIRD CREATURE IS HERE

-ok in my 1st read didnt get that, idk why but i was confused about meryl getting worried for some reason. but she has a (sad) point. will one day the ptsd related to violence and guns be enough to make vash not shoot his gun? shes asking an interesting question. shes literally asking how much can vash take imo.

-wait so...was the replacement gun...the one in stampede??? (i will compare them later)

-DONT LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE GENTLE EYES MAN CMON

-I didnt notice he took the punisher lmao

chap 2:

-:c wolfwood having nightmares its not even a hc, IT IS CANON

-NOT THE FLASHBACK OF VASH CRYING BLOOD OUCH NO PLS NO

-:c im not even mad at wolfwood calling vash a monster cuz it must be fucking TERRIFYING but it still hurts :c

-you could...but youre not gonna

-"so yeah you cant be there for every problem in the pla- HOLD UP WHERE ARE YOU GOING"

-lmao meryl is like me fr

-this time i got most of the fight but i think we can all agree the mpv was the table

chap 3

-YEY LEGATO IN THE.....metal handbag?

-YES ELENDIRA FUCKING READ HIM

-OH MY GOD HES HERE HES HERE OH GOD NO

-i remember i was so confused i didnt realize THATS HIS FUCKING TONGUE

-also did double fang kill trail of death?

chap 4:

-OH I LOVE THIS SCENE SM. i also hate walking in a place with a shit ton of people

-YES IT IS BABY, THATS THE SAME CHILD YOU [so so redacted] WOOOOOOOOO (i love this chapter)

-oh...yeah that...oh

-"we cant survive without her power, neither can you" dude...dont...just dont

-ah yes. the hair. yeap. just a cool artistic decision. yeap.

-also i forgot how fucked up the last run was here

-oh he felt it, i saw that in his eye

-oh so he also went apeshit....ohhhhh. ok so if vash went apeshit cuz of a physical fight or flight reaction (I THINK) did knives go apeshit cuz of hate? the physical need to kill people in revenge? nice

-BRO WDYM "why not just end this crusade?" YOU JUST SAW WHY HE WOULD NEVER END IT

-oh that was his last straw. one thing is him being tricked by a human but that lie affecting his brother? the one thing he's trying to protect (yes ik he's not doing the greatest job at it) from humans? yeah no you gotta die

chap 5:

-NO. NO. NONONONONONON NOT THIS CHAPTER NO

-I HATE THE METAPHOR ALREADY (i love it. i want to yell at nightow my thoughts about it. i will never be normal about it)

-pls no. im begging you. pls dont make me read this again. this is when my sanity starts to break into little raggedy pieces of paper

-i just notices this change happens cuz he got HIS MEMORIES BACK WHAT IF I ENDED IT ALL

-i dont want to read anymore

-its just. so fucking hard. like ik we say hes jesus. but at the same time jesus never felt like that. jesus was born without sin but in vash's eyes he is full of sins and no one can forgive him. bro, honey, god would forgive you anything. you are his favorite im sure. but no matter the arguments for the allegory vash can never be jesus cuz he carries the pain of his "sins" everyday PLUS THE ONES FROM THE HUMANS. idk. im sad and tired. my baby. its ok i forgive you. and im sure rem forgives him. im sure. im sad

-anyway, back to the kinda normal thoughts

-also i think vash thinking he has to forgive himself is kinda flawed. like instead of forgiveness he has to accept what happened and i think those are different things. ofc yeah july was messed up but he never intended to do it. idk

-ANYWAY

-huh, those speakers look like eyes

-cant even swallow in misery in peace anymore lmao

-:c not the day drinking

-i think thats vash talking but yeah....nothing is easy for my guy. hes kinda right, better than crying ig...

-i prefer spike-isms but i will also take needle noggin-isms thank u

-that man can move in such unnatural ways *hears the uncanny vash people cheer at a distance*

-oof, the ptsd got meryl

-also the question is not whether vash was going to take the bullet or not, the real question is how hard does that question makes me cry

- SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP

-OOF, i mean i 100% get meryl but OOF

-also YES THATS WHAT I FUCKING MEAN. AND I READ THIS ON [redacted] A FEW WEEKS AGO. THE BALANCE BETWEEN EXTREMES ITS JUST NULL, ITS NOT A COLOR AT ALL. his love and faith in humanity vs the pain they cause him...that balance creates a colorless emotion and IM SAD ABOUT IT.

-i hate that final page. i fucking hate milly protecting meryl from her memories while comforting her while protecting her from the rocks, i hate the people still insult vash even when he was long gone, i hate to see the children who saw the same thing as their parents try to convince them to stop because they know vash would never hurt people on purpose only to be ignored..and more than anything i hate vash apologizing for something he has no control over.

-ALSO I ALSO FEEL LIKE CRYING VASH-

[let it be on the record that i needed a minute to continue with the volume]

chap 6:

-OH NO IT STARTS

-"how could i have known?" youre telling me you spent years studying yourself and other plants and never saw one with black hair? really? (im not saying its a plot hole, im saying he was too distracted being a dick)

-so that was his imagination im assuming

-TESLA MENTION WE WIN

-OH GOD OH NO PLS GET ME OUT OF HERE NO PLS NOT THIS

-i love her dialogue with the funny glasses lmao, she really was the only mom ever

-oh..here come the tears

-oh right..they used to be like this

-oh...oh god

[demonicintegrity]

Watching from the sidelines as photomatt makes a fool of himself. and I'm just tired.

Listen im not gonna say "i hope someone dies in a car explosion full of hammers" has like, the strongest high ground standing. I'm above that. So may you. But I am gonna say it highlights the double standards pretty well. Are we gonna pretend like half the site wasn't openly wishing for Trump or any sort of alt-right politician to die? Not even like in a cartoony way? Just straight up memes about preparing the crave rave if anyone went? Which was a lot more passionate and strongly motivated than this? I watch so many people get straight up nazis in their askbox. I see so many bigots remake blogs without a sweat if they're even deleted in the first place. Misinformation and racist memes abound. But this small thing gets someone and all their blogs nuked off the website? Okay. Sure. Yeah. That tracks.

Hell, the fact no one can even tag him now shows a special standard. Wdym none of us can blocked being mentioned by others but the specialist ceo can because he's getting flamed for his own double standards? We can actually, its just buried in my settings I didn't know was possible until writing this and double checking. LMK if yall knew that was an option cuz I sure as hell didn't. @staff can still be mentioned and replied to on some of their posts, I'm sure some genuis is gonna have the bright idea to bother them even though they have no control over him. Hell, I've seen them being tagged in posts about policies and drama and all that! The ability to bother the working folks is never taken away but the ceo is above that.

(and no, it's not comparable to a kys joke, which I have never and will not ever condone. That's a fucking crime and terrible.)

(And if the average person can't get the police to do anything about the weirdos in their dm's, if celebrities couldn't get the police to help by being stalked by paparazzi, I doubt they're gonna take "someone on the internet I don't know wished I would be dead by a silly way" seriously. They wouldn't even take my roommates bike being stolen on camera seriously. That was a bluff out of his ass and we know it. He just wants to throw around power he doesn't/shouldn't have.)

("I hope X person dies" is harassment at best but not a credible death threat. It's hard to prove any sort of legitimate attempt behind the words. I would know, queer people get told they should be dead all the time and there's nothing that can be done because it's not a threat. I don't even think it was mentioned at him or anything like that, so it wasn't even intended to be seen by him. So yeah.)

And that's what all the outrage is about. It's the double standards. It's about how all these legitimately awful people still stick around because its not hard, but some random queer or otherwise marginalized person will get scrubbed off the face of the Earth because they were a little rude once. Or because they've done nothing at all. Remember when normal-horoscopes' blog got nuked for no fucking reason at all? Have no idea if that blog was ever restored. But man, all those posts unable to be searched for again.

And to be clear, I'm not surprised by this. In the slightest. When have ceo's ever reacted will to the people using their product not giving a shit about them? I may not know the entire story of who this trans women is and her history but like. But this part doesn't shock me. It sucks but its not surprising when Whatever Rich Ceo picks an enemy out of thin air and tries to drag them around as an example. It's happen so many times. I'm not shocked.

Nor does seeing the transphobia spike AGAIN because of it.

It's just exhausted that I set up myself here all comfy and everyone I follow is considering jumping ship again. I doubt I'll ever use any of the tumblr copycats. I got rid of my twitter. I've been putting off making an instagram for forever. If this goes assume your best chance is finding me on discord or by carrier pigeon. And ill be upset as hell because I love tumblr, it's my homebase, and I just set up my art blog here.

Yeah. So none of this is surprising. Disappointing, but not a surprise. You mean the website that regularly thinks any depiction of a queer person deserves a mature label with no ability to really appeal and fight against that, is being mean to a trans person?? Is the sky being blue also shocking??

Yeah whatever. This isn't changing or personally affecting me in any way but like. Man. Sure. Okay. Might as well be an issue on top of the others on this god forsaken webbed cite.

[artwithoutblood]

DOUBLE DEAD? WDYM...

LIFT TOSS OF DEATH OR INCINERATED 😰

I wasn’t asking for the purpose of judging Dorian’s dating history.

I had seen something about him trying relationships until something stuck, and was trying to gauge whether he’d just been catching himself lambs and then discarding/replacing them with fresh ones. ie. the flings ended because the partners did.

Basically I was trying to guess whether I’d be home safe (relatively speaking) through giving in to the yandere to get the ‘good’ endings, or whether I could still be disposable after stepping out of line/once the honeymoon period wore off.

He was very quick to discard MC the first time 😬(How many Fallen did he murdalize until one flirted back?)

he's very easy to toss you aside because although he's been waiting for you for years, he is...sort of a brat under that muzzle. wonder how it got on him in the first place.

in 10:16's universe, he has not met any fallen before you that he's discarded. he's had infatuations, but he never thought to bring one down to him until you.

in vindication (whenever i actually start it), the player character is not the first human he's got his hands on.

[fattestwriting]

Midnight is getting the words "Gut Slut" tattooed across her huge belly in big bold letters~ (Weight: 500 pounds, Vore: No, Gassiness: Her belches and farts are realistic yet loud.)

Midnight had been out of the hero business for a while thanks to her near death experience in the raid. She had initially planned to only stay out for enough time to recover, but the MILF had begun taking a heavy liking to the freedom being out of the spotlight gave her. She could stink up her entire house, guzzle down food she couldn't even be within a meter of when she was watching her weight, and she didn't need to worry about what others thought of her! She lived like this for some time, completely free to indulge her self control, until one day she discovered... She had run out of money. Her lack of heroing and her rampant eating habits lead to her running out of funds way sooner than anticipated, and so she needed to find a way to make money... But she had completely turned herself into a gassy slob, how was she gonna ever-

And then it hit her. She had heard of OnlyFans before, a website where she could share pics of her fat belly behind a paywall... She opened her laptop and signed up for the website, deciding to start with just a couple rly cheap and rly basic tiers. After taking some really shitty pictures of her slobby belly with some barely cropped out tits, accenting from her quirk, and a quick covering of her pussy, she uploaded them to the site, only to gain over $1000 dollars on the first day alone. When she saw this, her jaw hit the floor- or ig her belly, since that's as far as it could go. She decided to double all the tier prices and add another one for more explicit photos that was over $50.

And she kept getting money. So much money. More money than she thought reasonably possible! And she found out why once she had 1000 fans, and she decided it was time to do so face reveal. She got a nicely framed shot of her face, tits, stomach and thighs that she uploaded for all tiers, only to see the comments all unamused.

"wdym face reveal? we all know what you look like midnight lmao"

"why is she acting like this is a surprise we all knew it was her"

"Wait, was her first post a mistake???"

Midnight had no clue what any of the comments meant, but that last one stuck out to her. She had been very careful to crop herself out of her first post, so she decided to go to the source to figure it out.

After scrolling to her very first post, she noticed she wasn't at the bottom yet. Scrolling once more revealed something that shook Midnight to her core. The first thing she had uploaded was a video, one she hadn't even known was made.

The video was recorded from her laptop and was about 120 minutes long. It showed her living her life from the first time she opened the website to the first time she uploaded pictures. The thing had her wet and massive farts and belches, full shots of her pussy and tits, and LOTS of belly shots. And it was released for free.

So that's where all her popularity had come from? Which means... The whole world knew about her change into a slob.

Midnight's gut response was to release a massive fart, but Midnight's immediate response was to panic. She couldn't believe her reputation was permanently squandered... Until she realized. She liked this life. If she had this many fans, enough to make her richer than she was before this, and they liked her like this, why would she ever go back? So she didn't. The next day she uploaded a link to her OnlyFans publicly to all her socials, including a video of her farting incredibly loudly and binging on food. Accompanying both of these was a challenge.

"Get me to 100 Million fans, and I'll dedicate myself to this life forever~"

It took 10 minutes. And in 3 days she reached a billion fans. She was becoming the ultimate craze, and the richest woman in the world. Realizing this meant she could never go back, Midnight decided she needed to commit. And so, the next day, she left her house for the first time in years. She walked out top and bottomless, completely naked, and fed at half a dozen all you can eat buffets before coming to her real destination. The bell above the door rang as she entered, even if it was drowned out by a massive wet fart that continued until she reached the counter.

"Hey, I'm gonna need this tattoed over my gut, as big as you can make it."

She handed the young goth lady behind the counter a design submitted by one of her fans for a tattoo reading 'Gut Slut'.

"Omg, Midnight!? I'm so honored you're getting my tattoo!!!"

She was escorted into a seat immediately, and the lady began putting needle to skin even sooner. Over the course of the hours long process, every time her belly was touched Midnight released a massive blast of fart that stunk like death. When it was finished, the lady's eye shadow was streaming down her face and dripping onto her tits, but she had never been happier. Her idol picked her tattoo and she managed to tattoo it on to her herself!

"Ok! You're all do-"

*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP*

Midnight burped right into her face before she could finish, walking out of the store without paying or listening to her, and despite the fact she's definitely about to be fired for using so much ink for free, she didn't mind.

"I'm never defrizzing my hair ever again,,,"

[sunnysaystuff]

i agree with a lot of this tbh; i think jegulus gang should do what they want fr (as one of the jegulus gang) but the babygirlification of the death eaters needs to stop bc it genuinely makes zero fucking sense

like wdym barty was "wild" and "stupid" and comic relief GIRL HE GOT 12 OWLS IF ANYONE'S GONNA BE STUPID IT'S EVAN, who we know zero about.

and i like the slytherin skittles but they also make me double take tbh

and the remus thing?? YES. YES.

and like...yeah wolfstar is so watered down these days it's tragic

miss when the marauders fandom was about the marauders and not an pureblood supremacist apologist fandom.

when sirius and james’s friendship was a major point and not put behind james and regulus

where sirius/andromeda were the actual rebels of the black family not regulus cus he legit didn’t do shit

where james’s character was understood enough to not ship him with what he fought against his entire life ( the potters being one of the only pire blood family that fought against the supremacist movement)

where remus being a werewolf didn’t make him angry and violent on the contrary made him a sensitive and sweet guy

where lily aka the most important character on the series wasn’t cast away

where deatheaters were actually criticized and not babied. where people understood the IMPORTANCE of the concept of deatheaters and how they exist in our world too. that’s why WE HATE THEM

where ships made somewhat sense. because sirius and remus have symbolism there is something greater about them than just being a gay couple. the moon and the stars.