#Vlad/Tod
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giggly-squiggily · 1 year ago
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Bruuh when I saw that you read/re-read Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, I was like 'yaaaas'. I started re-reading it again (literally bought all 5 books), and I am literally dying for a ticklish!Vlad and tickler!Otis fic!
It has been 89 years...but finally, on this day...I have done it! I have written this fic! :D @nutzgunray-lvt I believe this was you? If not well- here you are anyway! :D I haven't read Vladmir Tod in so long, so this was a blast to write. I hope you like it!
“Vladimir.”
“What-hey!” The mentioned boy yelped when Otis’ hand came around him, snagging a cookie off his plate. “What the hell, that was mine!”
“Uncle Tax.” Otis grinned around a mouthful of chocolate goodness, shooting a wink as his nephew pouted. 
This was a running gag for them- the notorious “Uncle Tax.” Well- it wasn’t THAT notorious. All of Otis’ antics were fairly minor, ranging from stealing a sip of Vlad’s drink (“It’s O-negative!”O) or borrowing one of his many t-shirts (“Were the same size, Vladimir, and besides- how often do you see a vampire walking around with a ‘I went to Slayer School’ T-shirt?”). Really- Vlad didn’t mind them all that much.
But when it came to Aunt Nelly’s famous cookies though…
That’s where the line is drawn.
Watching his uncle with the grand stink eye of all the Tod bloodline, Vlad turned back to his plate and carried on his way, one cookie unburdened. He’d get his revenge in time. For now- let it seem he’s just being a bratty teenager over sweets.
It was as Uncle Otis taught him; diversion is the best sneak attack.
~~~3 weeks later~~~
“Oo, are those what I think they are?” Otis’ breathed in the warm smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, all but floating into the kitchen. Nelly had already gone to work, it seemed, a note on the counter letting the boys know she’s doing a double shift and how to heat up the dinner she left.
Also, on the back of the note- a clear instruction: “No cookies before dinner, Vladimir.”
“Good thing I’m not Vladimir, then.” Otis snickered in delight, carefully picking at the plastic wrap around the plate of sugary treats. He was pretty sure his mentioned nephew was over at Henry’s tonight, meaning he’d have the house- and these delectable treats- all to himself. For a brief moment, he considered leaving a few for Vladmir to find in the morning.
And then he thought about the sass the younger vampire had been giving him the past couple of days and decided against it. Can’t award bad behavior afterall. Giddy in mischief, he brought the cookie to his lips, taking a bite.
And immediately spit it out into the sink.
“Pfft- Oh god! Oh my word!” Otis grabbed the sink hose, rinsing his mouth out in a desperate attempt to rid the salty catacomb he bit into. What happened? Nelly’s baked treats were never this salty! It was as if she went mad and forgot sugar exists! How could-
“Well well, look what we have here.” Otis froze, eyes widening at the sound. Turning slowly, he found Vlad leaning against the doorframe, arms crossed and brow raised. Something smug was in his eyes despite his expression being flat. “Uncle Otis- to spit out Aunt Nelly’s hard work like that- and into the sink. How shameful.”
“V-Vladmir! I thought- it’s not- why aren’t you-” The blonde sputtered, looking at the front door and back to the young man watching him.
“Henry’s out visiting his cousin this weekend.” Vlad jerked his chin towards the plate. “And I lied. Aunt Nelly didn’t make those cookies. I did.”
“What?” Otis reeled back in shock, betrayal cutting into him like a stake.
“Yep. I used her recipe, but I accidentally mixed up the sugar and salt.” There was nothing accidental in that tone. “Maybe I dropped an additional cup in there too for good measure- I’ve never been much of a baker.”
“You poisoned me!” Otis declared in horror, backing away into the stove. “Why, Vladimir?”
“It’s like you’ve taught us in class, Uncle Otis. If you unfairly tax the people of a country, they’re gonna fight back.” Vlad let his lips quirk up in a small victorious smirk. “Your Uncle Tax has reached a high point it shouldn’t have crossed.”
“Oh…so this is how I die…” Otis sank to the floor, a hand grasping his chest. “Betrayed by my own blood, at the mercy of my greed.” He closed his eyes, letting his head fall forward. “Eu tu, Brute?”
“Liberty, freedom. Tyranny is dead.” Vlad replied, fighting down a grin as he watched his uncle fake-twitch in death. “You weren’t even gonna share, either. I could hear your thoughts without even having to read your mind!”
“So it seems…I’ve been bested.” Otis peeked up at him through blonde locks, a smirk of his own starting to form on his lips. “But alas, I am no mere mortal Vladmir. For I…am a god!” He was across the room in seconds-
The space Vlad once held was empty. Looking up, Otis turned to the living room, finding the younger boy on the defense.
“What kind of death scene was that?” He cried, yelping when Otis sped towards him again, just evading an outstretched hand. “What are you, a zombie?”
“No, but I am a vampire! A vampire who feeds off the betrayal of his own!” Otis darted again and again, each time just missing Vlad but getting closer. “And you’ve proven to be quite the feast I’m looking for, Vladimir!”
“You’re so freaking- AH!” Vlad yelped when the back of his hoodie was snatched, stopping him from bolting around the couch a third time. There was a tussle, limbs flailing and the world spinning. Finally, Vlad found himself pinned to the couch, eyes wide as Otis loomed over with long, wiggling fingers. “U-Uncle Otis! You don’t need to dohohoho this!” He giggled out, trying to squirm away.
“What’s so funny? I never thought you’d be the type to laugh in the face of death, Vladimir.” Otis smirked, all teeth before he attacked, hands flying over his Nephew’s torso. Vlad arched before letting out an honest to god scream, the sound dissolving into relentless laughter as he flailed and kicked beneath his uncle’s cruel clutches.
“GEhahahahahahhahahha! Whahahhahit! Whahahhaait Uncle Ohoohohohotis I’m shahahhhahahrry!” He cried out, cheeks already flushing a pretty shade of pink as he laughed. “Coohohoohohme on, quuhuhuhuhuhuit ihihihiihihihiht!”
“What? You’re sorry? After all that planning? My you give up too easily, Vladimir!” Otis chuckled alongside him, his fingers finding that awful spot along his lower ribs just to hear those adorable bird chirps. “Then again, this could just be your way of sneaking away for your next line of attack!”
“Maahahahhahybe it is, mahahahhaybe it ihihihihihisn’t!” Vlad wheezed around a snort, his hands shooting down when Otis prodded at his belly. “Nahhahahaha doohohoohohon’t!”
“Ah, so a non-answer eh? I know how to handle these!” Otis shot his hands up and under Vlad’s hoodie, further driving his nephew into hysterics as his fingers danced across his belly. “Now, are you ready to give up, Vladimir?”
“GHEHAHHAHAHAHAHA! OHOOHOHOHOHOHTIS PLEHEHEHEHAHAHHASE!” Vlad squealed, his laugh going near silent from just how ticklish everything was.
“I’m waiting, Vladimir.”
“FIHIHIHIIHNE FIHIIHIHIHINE YOU WIHIHIHIIHN! I GIHIHIHIIHVE UP!” Vlad cried out, gasping for air when Otis retracted his hands, ending his tickling. The smaller vampire curled into himself, rolling onto his side and falling off the cushions. “Gahhaha…ahahaha…mehehehean!”
“So is tampering with goldy relics.” Otis reminded, making his nephew giggle. “Did you really do that because of the Uncle Tax thing?”
“Hehe…heh…y-yeah?” Vlad rolled onto his back, pushing his bangs back with a tired hand. “And I’d do it again too.”
“Pfft- a true rebel in the making.” Otis laughed, poking Vlad in the belly before standing up, offering a hand. “Really though, I am sorry if I pushed it too far, Vladimir.”
“Don’t worry about it. I’m sorry for eh…poisoning you.” Vlad snorted sheepishly, smoothing out his clothes. “Though it was kinda funny watching you rinse your mouth out with the sink hose.”
“It’s quite- hey!” Otis mock glared as Vlad cackled, shaking his head. “Fine fine, all is forgiven. Now, come help me put in dinner. We’ll make a proper batch of cookies after all our hard work.”
“Sounds good! I’ll add the sugar!” Vlad grinned, doubling over in mirth when Otis gave him a stink eye. “I’m kidding!”
The second batch turned out much sweeter.
Thanks for reading!
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scarlet-came-back-wrong · 20 days ago
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Reading Dracula fanfiction from the 2000s is a wild ride sometimes. Vlad III hangs out with Tod from Elisabeth. Seward cucks Henry Wotton and Arthur marries Marian Halcombe. Dracula and Lucy split the Crew between their respective harems. There is a retelling from Dracula POV written by a fourteen year old that is miles better than The Dracula Tape by Fred Saberhagen, the published book with a similar premise. Erik and Christine are also here somehow (and both are vampires, of course).
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vlad tod moodboard🦇
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*character requests r open !
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leylyslevi · 4 months ago
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hey gang
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spencer-vqmp · 6 months ago
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Picked up this gem. 🦇
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bloodwineenthusiast · 6 months ago
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Imagine the McMillans dragging Vlad yo the beach
Mrs. McMillan: Cmon Vlad join us!
Vlad: *hissing under the beach umbrella*
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mimikyufriend · 3 months ago
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blubrown9637 · 4 months ago
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Guys I’m not dead I promise! I’m just working on something right now revolving monster mashed. Example:
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Also I got a new job! I start next month actually!
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belacottie · 2 months ago
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Another aesthetic board of Vlad!
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vlqdimir-t0d · 3 months ago
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Sleepover.
Vlad was skittering around his house, trying to get everything set up for his sleepover with Henry. He got snacks, drinks, and video games. What else do adolescent boys need?
Soon, there was a knock at the front door. Vlad bolted over and opened it, revealing Henry holding a duffle bag and wearing pajamas, which was really just sweat pants and a tee.
Vlad smiled, "Hey, man! Come in!" He said as he pulled Henry inside. Henry laughed but didn't complain or struggle as he was pulled inside the home. Vlad led him to the living room where a bowl of popcorn, cans of coke, cassettes/VHS, candy, and video games sat.
Henry chuckled, "You really went all out. Didn't you, shorty?" He ruffled Vlad's hair, Vlad slugged his arm in response, "Yeah, yeah! Let's have fun!"
They goofed off all through the night, laughter filling the house until 1 am.
Vlad glance over at the clock on the wall, "Duuuude, we should get to bed!" Henry laughed and nodded, "Yeah, I think we're all hopped up on sugar though." Vlad nodded in response.
He got up to turn off the light and snuggled up on the couch, Henry feigned sadness, "What? No good night kiss?"
Vlad laughed, "No! Now go to sleep, McMillan!" Henry chuckled, "Alright! Almighty vampire!"
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zbrewer · 1 year ago
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Happy Birthday, Vlad!
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arieann-pentagon-art · 1 year ago
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Your art style is so pretty! Vlad and Henry look amazing!
...Can we maybe see an updated Joss? 👉👈 I always felt like he deserved a hug after all he went through
Hell yeah!
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Had to draw Henry! He is a must!
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xxjeffthekillerxx · 1 year ago
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NO FUCKING WAY THEY JUST REFERENCED MCR BY NAME
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minty-bunni · 1 year ago
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What I wouldn't pay to have Joss as a protagonist for a book taking place during or after the last TCoVT book.
I want to know what was going through his heads at certain points.
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leylyslevi · 2 months ago
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every time I interact with a tcovt fan it makes me so happy because I love being able to share something I love with people who ALSO love it!! I love sharing my fanart to the like, 4 fans out there and I love when I get a notification l from the same 5 people on here!! AHH I LVOE YOU GUYS
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spencer-vqmp · 3 months ago
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Snow + Vlad
I had liked his song prior to Vladimir Tod and was absolutely stoked whenever I saw it mentioned in the books. Anytime I hear his song my heart swells and I think of Vlad and Snow and even my own relationship. I <3 K
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