#caleb malphas

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Incorrect Chronicles of Nick Quotes

Nick: Caleb... Caleb: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Zavid: You have friends and I envy that. Nick: You're welcome to share my friends. Zavid: *looks at Mark and Bubba* Zavid: I don't want those.

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Mark: You need to stop swearing so much. Bubba: Shut the fuck up. Mark: Yeah, that's not how you do it. Bubba: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it. Mark: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine. Bubba: Shit the beep up. Mark: Bubba: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

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Bubba: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance? Nick: No. Caleb: No. Bubba: Didn't think so.

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Bubba & Nick: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* Bubba: We need an adult! Nick: Bubba, you are an adult! Bubba: We need an adultier adult! Get Cherise!

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Nick: Can I ask a dumb question? Caleb: Better than anyone I know.

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Nick: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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Mark: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

[xxxforgottenfablexxx]

All of the books I ordered (written by my two favorite authors) came in today. Looks like I got a lot of reading to do. So excited to dive right into these!

[i-like-nick-gautier-and-im-proud]

I am feeling emotions.

What about yall?

[stabbydabbi]

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME AND MY HUSBANDO CALEB FUCKING MALPHAS

[styxxanaxkolasidefender]

You know what?

*Yassifies your CoN characters*

[akralillianne]

Cracked theory/Headcannon SPOILERS TO LAST CHRISTMAS

I have somewhat a cracked theory or head canon (Could be false but fun to think about).

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Jaden could be the reason why it took awhile for Lilliana to get pregnant.

So apparently Verlyn/Jaden is the God of Creation and Healing.

Keyword: CREATION

He may not be God of Childbirth because that implies a safe delivery of both child and mother.

No, I think Jaden can help with the Conception of a Child hence CREATION.

And since Caleb was the only one of his sons who got married at his temple at Lilliana's request, making Jaden aware of Lilliana.

And since Jaden probably has trauma of Gods and Demons screwing over him and his family line.

He took precaution and stalled that baby because of his paranoia.

Sad but Funny in a way.

So yeah that's what I believe, honestly I could be wrong.

Enjoyed Caleb's Story it was a fun read.

Jaden's family are honestly my favorites.

[bloodsalted]

❛  hey, sometimes you gotta kill a guy.  ❜ // caleb trying to be funny

staring down at the limp foot that he keeps tapping with the edge of his boot--dean quirks a brow and glances at caleb. a perplexed crinkle forms between his brows. dean understands. okay. that's the understatement of the year. dean gets it an infinity's times over that murder is, occasionally (or not so occasionally), the only answer. especially when things with claws, pointy teeth, soul stealing, witchy woowoo, curse infesting or a plethora of other might-do-you-in-permanently-or-make-you-wish-it-had comes knocking on your door. or chasing you down an alley. or into the walls of an abandoned mental asylum. cemetery. highway. OKAY, OKAY! YOU GET IT!!

but, man--he thought he was trigger happy? might've just met his match?? a puff of a chuckle. dean's hand reaches back to rub at his neck. breath leaves his lungs as his awkward grin widens.

"thought i was quick to send someone on their final dirt nap? man." tap, tap, tap goes the boot. limp, limp, limp stays the leg. "you made me look like i was sleepin' on the job." kinda makes him a little weary but we're not letting that show. nah. it's all good. okay not for the dead guy here. but for the two of them? s'alright.

[mikaels0n-elijah-writing]

@choserage aks: "you look tired. should i take over? // caleb i.e. keeping an eye on her" + blood stains his clothes and hands yet he pays no mind to either. it wasn't his and he hadn't stopped to change when he'd heard about her recent run-in with hunters. he'd gone to her to make sure she was alright to find her sleeping, though not peacefully. it's there that Elijah finds him, lingering in the doorway. "i'm failing her," he said softly. "i can keep her safe from demons and angels or other monsters but there's nothing i can do about the hunters." they won't stop until they're eradicated yet he'd made sure that nothing could kill them. he can't be here 24/7 and it ate him up inside. he's fully aware of the debt he owes Elijah and it's that which he addresses now. "thank you for being there."

The vampire nodded briefly. He was tired. He hadn't really slept for a few days and even if it wasn't absolutely necessary for vampires, he could feel the strength leaving him. Human blood helped, but not everything was possible to compensate for and Elijah didn't know the last time he'd been hunting... should he dare?

„Please call me if you have any problems. I can be back here right away.“ He and Caleb were whispering, so the man slowly rose from his chair and took one last look at Ana. Her breathing was calm, she was fast asleep. Then he left the room with Caleb. Elijah said goodbye and walked out of the door. He desperately needed blood. 

It was like a thunderstorm that broke over him when he got back to the flat. Caleb was covered in blood, his clothes literally sticking to him. Since Ana was safe, even if her sleep was restless, the vampire took care of Caleb for the time being. The blood that was on him didn't belong to him, so that was secondary. The vampire helped the other to his feet and helped him to the sofa. It could be reupholstered if the blood didn't come out. He sank down next to him.

„She means something to me,“ Elijah confessed. When he was with Ana, it was nice. It was different. It helped him. But even he was powerless over what had happened here. Demons and other creatures that he first had to get to know. „You have to teach me the weaknesses of demons. If you're not here, I need to be able to take them out.“ His voice was quiet, but sounded serious.

[therelignedstars]

"But why not? It's deserved."

[hellsurvivr]

Send me 🗣️ for incorrect quotes of your muse and mine // @calcifydamage

[preytale]

@choserage ♡'d. / just a typical saturday night. can't go anywhere without eventually being recognized by someone. (gotta thank the press for plastering his face as a wanted war hero turned criminal, only to then be plastered again as exonerated of all alleged crimes.) thing is, he's made lots of enemies over his time wearing the skull vest. seems to have caught up with him when he was simply supposed to be nursing drunken times with greasy foods at a local diner. (corner booth. keep the refills comin'. thanks ma'am.) the good news, it was so late that it had only been frank and caleb -- and the staff hanging behind the scenes, now cowering behind counters. the bad news, the windows were shot and a bullet managed to graze his thigh as he tugged his friend behind the counter with him for cover. ❝ why is it every time i'm around ya, i either get plastered or shot? ❞ he questions, half-grin taking over his features as he reaches behind his back for his hand gun -- sliding it over for the other to take.

[italianexotiicbeauty]

"not nice to call people names, y'know." // much offended 😜

@choserage

“My sincerest of apologies but I believe we both know you are far from bein’ an idiot. Extremely cautious with justifiable reasons, but never an idiot.” she gave him a small smile, a light tug on his shirt sleeve to at least insist he move closer. “How may I make it up to you?”

[fidelissimi-moved]

📱

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What ringtone my muse has set for yours: Iris - Goo Goo Dolls

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: with clear and concise messages

How quickly my muse responds to your texts: almost right away every time

How often our muses text: sometimes if they're not together already

How often our muses call: once in a blue moon

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: never

Last text sent from my muse to yours: [UNSENT] we need to talk

[mikaels0n-elijah-writing]

Elijah sensed that he had hit a sore spot. He noticed the change in Caleb, how he was becoming defensive and defensive, though for Elijah it had been pure curiosity. Although, perhaps he was also trying to provoke. A little bit.

He shook his head briefly to clear his mind and to contradict Caleb at the same time. "Quiet, I just wanted to ask what if. Not that I want to drive you away. I could never do that anyway." He knew that Caleb and Ana belonged together. Whatever, but they belonged to each other. Elijah wouldn't be able to come between them. He didn't even want to, even if it was hard to believe him with that provocative question.

        why did that sound like a criticism?       his focus and time was split between the human world and Hell because he can't part with either for good. if he spends too long in Hell, he loses touch with his humanity, or whatever is left of it. if he lingers near her then he's a magnet for trouble. he's aware of it and it's why he keeps his trips brief and sporadic, checking in just long enough to make sure she's alright then he's gone again.        "doesn't she? that's why you're here, isn't it?"      he didn't know all of the details of their arrangement and he didn't care to ask, falling back on defense in order to address the question.          "i stay as close to her as i can, whenever i can. if that means straddling two worlds then so be it, it's better than abandoning her."

[styxxanaxkolasidefender]

I like how everyone has agreed that Caleb is a POC icon

Preach

[adversitybloomed]

        ❝  do you like Cloud Noodles ? if so, i know a place where we can go to sit and eat before the festivities begin.  ❞    / @choserage Caleb Malphas liked for Qixi Festival a starter.