#caleb malphas

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Incorrect Chronicles of Nick Quotes

Nick: Caleb... Caleb: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Zavid: You have friends and I envy that. Nick: You're welcome to share my friends. Zavid: *looks at Mark and Bubba* Zavid: I don't want those.

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Mark: You need to stop swearing so much. Bubba: Shut the fuck up. Mark: Yeah, that's not how you do it. Bubba: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it. Mark: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine. Bubba: Shit the beep up. Mark: Bubba: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

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Bubba: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance? Nick: No. Caleb: No. Bubba: Didn't think so.

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Bubba & Nick: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* Bubba: We need an adult! Nick: Bubba, you are an adult! Bubba: We need an adultier adult! Get Cherise!

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Nick: Can I ask a dumb question? Caleb: Better than anyone I know.

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Nick: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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Mark: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

[xxxforgottenfablexxx]

All of the books I ordered (written by my two favorite authors) came in today. Looks like I got a lot of reading to do. So excited to dive right into these!

[i-like-nick-gautier-and-im-proud]

I am feeling emotions.

What about yall?

[stabbydabbi]

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME AND MY HUSBANDO CALEB FUCKING MALPHAS

[styxxanaxkolasidefender]

You know what?

*Yassifies your CoN characters*

[akralillianne]

Cracked theory/Headcannon SPOILERS TO LAST CHRISTMAS

I have somewhat a cracked theory or head canon (Could be false but fun to think about).

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Jaden could be the reason why it took awhile for Lilliana to get pregnant.

So apparently Verlyn/Jaden is the God of Creation and Healing.

Keyword: CREATION

He may not be God of Childbirth because that implies a safe delivery of both child and mother.

No, I think Jaden can help with the Conception of a Child hence CREATION.

And since Caleb was the only one of his sons who got married at his temple at Lilliana's request, making Jaden aware of Lilliana.

And since Jaden probably has trauma of Gods and Demons screwing over him and his family line.

He took precaution and stalled that baby because of his paranoia.

Sad but Funny in a way.

So yeah that's what I believe, honestly I could be wrong.

Enjoyed Caleb's Story it was a fun read.

Jaden's family are honestly my favorites.

[mikaels0n-elijah-writing]

@choserage aks: "you look tired. should i take over? // caleb i.e. keeping an eye on her" + blood stains his clothes and hands yet he pays no mind to either. it wasn't his and he hadn't stopped to change when he'd heard about her recent run-in with hunters. he'd gone to her to make sure she was alright to find her sleeping, though not peacefully. it's there that Elijah finds him, lingering in the doorway. "i'm failing her," he said softly. "i can keep her safe from demons and angels or other monsters but there's nothing i can do about the hunters." they won't stop until they're eradicated yet he'd made sure that nothing could kill them. he can't be here 24/7 and it ate him up inside. he's fully aware of the debt he owes Elijah and it's that which he addresses now. "thank you for being there."

The vampire nodded briefly. He was tired. He hadn't really slept for a few days and even if it wasn't absolutely necessary for vampires, he could feel the strength leaving him. Human blood helped, but not everything was possible to compensate for and Elijah didn't know the last time he'd been hunting... should he dare?

„Please call me if you have any problems. I can be back here right away.“ He and Caleb were whispering, so the man slowly rose from his chair and took one last look at Ana. Her breathing was calm, she was fast asleep. Then he left the room with Caleb. Elijah said goodbye and walked out of the door. He desperately needed blood. 

It was like a thunderstorm that broke over him when he got back to the flat. Caleb was covered in blood, his clothes literally sticking to him. Since Ana was safe, even if her sleep was restless, the vampire took care of Caleb for the time being. The blood that was on him didn't belong to him, so that was secondary. The vampire helped the other to his feet and helped him to the sofa. It could be reupholstered if the blood didn't come out. He sank down next to him.

„She means something to me,“ Elijah confessed. When he was with Ana, it was nice. It was different. It helped him. But even he was powerless over what had happened here. Demons and other creatures that he first had to get to know. „You have to teach me the weaknesses of demons. If you're not here, I need to be able to take them out.“ His voice was quiet, but sounded serious.

[therelignedstars]

"But why not? It's deserved."

[hellsurvivr]

Send me 🗣️ for incorrect quotes of your muse and mine // @calcifydamage

[preytale]

@choserage ♡'d. / just a typical saturday night. can't go anywhere without eventually being recognized by someone. (gotta thank the press for plastering his face as a wanted war hero turned criminal, only to then be plastered again as exonerated of all alleged crimes.) thing is, he's made lots of enemies over his time wearing the skull vest. seems to have caught up with him when he was simply supposed to be nursing drunken times with greasy foods at a local diner. (corner booth. keep the refills comin'. thanks ma'am.) the good news, it was so late that it had only been frank and caleb -- and the staff hanging behind the scenes, now cowering behind counters. the bad news, the windows were shot and a bullet managed to graze his thigh as he tugged his friend behind the counter with him for cover. ❝ why is it every time i'm around ya, i either get plastered or shot? ❞ he questions, half-grin taking over his features as he reaches behind his back for his hand gun -- sliding it over for the other to take.

[italianexotiicbeauty]

"not nice to call people names, y'know." // much offended 😜

@choserage

“My sincerest of apologies but I believe we both know you are far from bein’ an idiot. Extremely cautious with justifiable reasons, but never an idiot.” she gave him a small smile, a light tug on his shirt sleeve to at least insist he move closer. “How may I make it up to you?”

[fidelissimi-moved]

📱

Send 📱 To Find Out About My Muse's Phone

What ringtone my muse has set for yours: Iris - Goo Goo Dolls

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: with clear and concise messages

How quickly my muse responds to your texts: almost right away every time

How often our muses text: sometimes if they're not together already

How often our muses call: once in a blue moon

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: never

Last text sent from my muse to yours: [UNSENT] we need to talk

[mikaels0n-elijah-writing]

At first, Elijah didn't know whether to laugh or gasp. Bat Cave? Bee Farm? Was the other one teasing him? He had been nice enough to reveal his thoughts. However, as the other briefly twitched the corner of his mouth and visibly relaxed, Elijah decided within a second that a grin should appear on his lips.

“Interesting idea.” The vampire didn't really think about bats or bees. “How come?”

Then came the serious answer and Elijah nodded briefly at the words. “It's very altruistic,” he began to speak, tilting his head a little.

“You had once told me you knew a way to get rid of the hunters? With my blood?” That would make things a lot easier if you could take a deep breath and work on another plan.

               head tips in thought, taking in the words the vampire said with all due seriousness. he wasn't wrong. wishes and wants made life worth living and he knew what it was like to deny them. the idea of wanting anything at all was foreign to him, given all he's seen. his needs were for things he could easily obtain while everything else is kept at arm's reach.            an odd tension hangs in the air between them yet he's doing his best to ignore it, focusing only on the conversation at hand and the answers offered to him. questions come to mind regarding Elijah's family but something in the way he spoke about it suggests it was a sore subject and now wasn't the time to pull on that particular thread.            there's no trace of dishonesty in the words and he can't see any hint of malicious intent in the man's eyes and that was all he needed to know. if his motive was purely to escape his old life then he's welcome to stick around for as long he wanted to.      "what do i wish for? that's easy -- a bat cave and bee farm."                 cracks a smile to lighten the mood, exhaling a breath and visibly relaxing. that wasn't entirely a lie either. his library was filled with books on both animals, an obsession he's spent a great deal of time nurturing. that wasn't what Elijah was really asking him though, and he knew he owed him a more serious response  in recognition of that.        "i want to make sure she's safe and i think with you she will be. knowing that is more than enough to make me happy."

[styxxanaxkolasidefender]

I like how everyone has agreed that Caleb is a POC icon

Preach

[therelignedstars]

//hey Caleb whatcha doin'

"Plotting a murder."

//No stop that.

[adversitybloomed]

        ❝  do you like Cloud Noodles ? if so, i know a place where we can go to sit and eat before the festivities begin.  ❞    / @choserage Caleb Malphas liked for Qixi Festival a starter.