#Violet and Mira

[aprill-99]

Violet: “So I’m seeing someone, but I’m not sure how to tell you who it is. I’m worried you’ll react badly.”

Mira: “Just do it quick. Rip the band aid off.”

Violet: “It’s Xaden Riorson.”

Mira: “Put the Band Aid back on!”

[shayennelovesbooks]

“Don’t die, Violet. I’d hate to be an only child.”

This is such a sibling thing to say

[stupidlybookish]

Violet and Xaden: *yelling at each other*

Brennan: Being louder doesn’t make you right.

Violet: It makes me not hear him being wrong.

Mira: I love her.

[stormcloudbringer]

[xadenxaddy]

Lilith: I expect nothing but discipline

Brennan: joins a secret rebellion

Violet: befriends enemies

Mira: always ready to break rules

Lilith: Why did I even bother?

[somewhere-in-the-rain]

The Empyrean as shitposts (part 6)

I will keep making these until the sun explodes.

Xaden Riorson

Violet Sorrengail

Sloane Mairi

Major Varrish (I hate to include him, but this was too funny to me)

Mira Sorrengail

Fen Riorson

Imogen Cardulo

Jesinia Neilwart

Andarna

Brennan Sorrengail

Ridoc Gamlyn

Garrick Tavis

Liam Mairi

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

[highladyofterrasen7]

Violet: I’m dating xaden riorson

Mira: hahaha lol he hates you

Xaden: *kisses violet*

Mira:

[chocogigi]

Nothing is funnier to me than thinking about Mira and Brennan fighting like hell because he played dead for 6 years, until Violet and Xaden kiss and suddenly they're like:

"EWWWWW COULD YOU NOT, PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT, DON'T RUIN MY DAY"

Like nothing brings siblings back together more than your little sister snogging the leader of a rebellion right in front of you.

[mentallyinwalmart]

Violet: the food is too hot, I can’t eat it

Xaden: you’re too hot and yet I still eat you ;)

Violet: *blushes*

Xaden: *winks*

Mira: one dinner… I juST WANT ONE DINNER

[angstywaifu]

Mira to Violet: See how I don't date the son of a rebellion leader? Very demure. Very mindful. Very cutesy.

Violet: 🙄

[animezinglife]

Mira: Stay away from Xaden Riorson, Violet. I mean it. Violet: Okay. I get it. I heard you. Stay away from Xaden. No Xaden. Xaden bad. Xaden: You need to learn to shield. Violet: I need to climb you like a tree.

[aprill-99]

Sgaeyl: “Remember to engage your enemies.”

Xaden: “On it. Hey Violence! Will you marry-“

Sgaeyl: “-Not like that!”

[mysterylilycheeta]

Mira: Welcome to the "Fuck Xaden Riorson" support group, where we all gather here monthly to give a collective "fuck you" to him. Mira: Before we start, let's hear a few special words from our newest member. Violet: *visibly sweating* So..... I may have misunderstood.

Fourth Wing, summed up.

[stupidlybookish]

Violet: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Mira: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kill him.

Rhiannon: Tackle him.

Ridoc: Dump him.

Imogen: Kick him in the shin.

Xaden: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

[bookdragon-shenanigans]

The Empyrean as shitposts pt.2

✮ Part 1 ✮

Xaden Riorson:

Ridoc Gamlyn: (i swear if anything happens to him)

Mira Sorrengail:

Imogen Cardulo:

Brennan Sorrengail:

Garrick texting Violet:

Bodhi Durran:

Xaden to violet at the start of IF:

Tairn:

Andarna, giving violet advice:

[mattyalwayssmokesweed]

Would anyone be interested in a fanfic about an arranged marriage between Xaden and Violet where Tyrrendor wins the Battle of Aretia, Xaden is the crown prince, and Violet is taken by Fen after the war to ensure Navarre doesn’t step over the line? And Violet is raised alongside Liam and Sloane? And Liam doesn’t die? And Xaden is certified simp but Violet hates him because she’s being forced into a marriage without her consent? And there’s a very big secret about Violet only Fen knows about? 👀👀

“Our armies in Aretia have fallen, your highness.”

King Tauri rose from his throne in a swift movement. His hands gripped the fine clothes he wore as he cursed.

“Where is General Sorrengail?” He asked. He looked out of breath, even though he had barely moved.

“She’s returning to Navarre, with her husband,” he hesitated. “They… Fen Riorson—” Tauri growled at the mention of that name. “He… he has taken Sorrengail’s youngest, Violet, as hostage.”

“What?” he all but screamed. It couldn’t be… Could he know about what Violet truly was?

“He said she will stay in Aretia with them, to ensure you respect his demands as the new king of Tyrrendor.”

“For how long?” he asked.