#Very very normal

[reddtulips]

tattoo artist x florist but it’s johnny as the tattoo artist and simon as the florist

part 2 here

johnny opens up a studio in london, with that industrial vibe and en entire wall that’s just exposed brick. he steps out one day for a smoke on a nice sunny day and takes notice of a flower shop across the street. his eyes focus on movement inside the shop, but the person seems a little tall. no matter, he doesn’t mind a tall girl, he’s taller either way. he expects to see a lovely lass dressed in a floral dress exit through the door, but he nearly chokes on cigarette smoke when a man the size of a tank walks out instead. he’s dressed in all black, a sleeve of tattoos covering his left arm and a surgical mask covering the bottom half of his face.

he’s carrying the biggest bouquet of flowers johnny’s ever seen, pink and purple and red flowers decorated with wrapping paper a similar hue to the flowers, and hands it to a lovely old lady that’s waiting out front. she’s grinning widely and nodding her head at the man who, johnny has concluded, is the lovely lass he expected.

the lady leaves with a bright smile on her face, and johnny, in a complete trance, watches the man retreat back into the flower shop.

the next day he goes to work, he’s greeted with a single red rose wrapped with a neat bow around the handle of the shop’s door. in a trance, he’s hurrying across the street to get the biggest bouquet he can afford, and hopefully the man’s phone number.

[s7-evermore]

I PROMISE I’LL DO BETTER IN YOUR CLASS JUST PLEASE TAKE ME IN YOUR CAR

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

Wanting to rewatch 3 seasons of a show of only Yassen’s scenes is a very normal thing to do when you’re being very normal about a character

[touchlikethesun]

in today’s edition of “this character that i relate to is very normal actually” i think it makes perfect sense that shen qingqiu barely questions waking up in a completely different universe, i think it’s so normal that he barely even mentions his old universe, and that he doesn’t seem to really miss anything or anyone. i think that is so gucci normal of him xx

[toads-n-moss]

no i didn't forget to post this, what do you mean-

AUGH THIS AU MAKES ME FERAL AND IM EXPLODING THEM WITH MY MIND /pos

anyways here's my entry for @sometimes-lemons ' dtiys for his ace attorney swap au!! go check out his stuff, he's very cool :3

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[onlybe-satanonce]

Reki would casually mention songs that he likes and then Langa would go and listen to the song and find a lot about the artist and then bring it up at random periods in time and Reki is always just like "wth how did you know that-"

but dw Reki it's just how Langa shows he likes you, by showing you he's invested in the things you like

im very normal about these two sillies

[supmaww]

JRWI: The Suckening location art

[startheoverseer]

come to the Bugs Underground AU! (i havent written it yet) we have:

flowey repeatedly getting attacked before he can say "its kill or be killed!"

like four entire women who cant figure out how to flirt!

sans x quirrel on the side

papyrus losing his entire actual literal genuine mind over meeting The Sun Herself!!

at least 1 ant!

hornet making friends with some old hairy guy in a crown!

ZOTE BOAT

[just-call-mefr1es]

pov: you casually mentioned that you’re a hunger games AND black phone fan (i have been constructing an au in my head every time my mind wanders the slightest in the middle of class for a year or something now)

[akuma-tenshi]

sorry idv fandom i'm working on something and i'm going to be SO fucking unbelievably insufferable about it. i was listening to capriccio farce and now i'm odd and insane and might actually write a fic about it but for now it's just going to be an edit

[renthedevil]

im so normal about him

[femninedelusions]

This photo of her?? Hello???

[nicholasmillergf]

trust me guys i’m sooooo normal about dean winchester

[5t4r5and5uch01]

Live footage of me reacting to this information (real) ((not clickbait))

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[squarebracketsmileyface]

Just ranked the greek alphabet by how likely I am to use each letter in an omegaverse fic 💀

Ranking goes:

Alpha (Α α), beta (Β β), omega (Ω ω) (obviously)

Lambda (Λ λ), eta (Η η) (because they were my favourite in statistics in college and because there was ηd which was pronounced like "eat a D" and the omegaverse is so linked to smut that I couldn't not keep it)

Delta (Δ δ), gamma (Γ γ)

Rho (Ρ ρ)

Epsilon (Ε ε), upsilon (Υ υ)

Omicron (Ο ο)

All letters that were written out with two letters in english were ruled out because I hate two letter words, others were ruled out because they sound like slang words (e.g. Mu (Μ μ) which is pronounced Mew, and Sigma (Σ σ/ς) because duh) and some just because I didn't think they sounded like they could be an omegaverse secondary gender.

there's enigma too, the one that's like the alpha of all alphas, but that's not a greek letter as far as I'm aware