#Very busy work week

[official-penis-posts]

Look at this clay sculpture my friend made. I call it Girth Vader.

It's also my profile picture

His nemesis is Obi-Wang Kenobi

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

[expelliarmus]

[azure-bluet]

trad goth & bubble goth solidarity

i just know paz would experiment with her style a lot during her teen years, and mabel would be ecstatic to help and match with her

[vaggieslefteye]

ALASTOR & LUCIFER | ᴘᴀʀᴀʟʟᴇʟꜱ + ꜱɪᴍɪʟᴀʀɪᴛɪᴇꜱ

[deoidesign]

when your main characters start dating after years of writing so they finally get to be like this

[vaxxman]

What do you think about 5cp TF2 map Gullywash?

Getting autobalanced on Gullywash feels especially tragic.

More sketches and more impressions under the cut.

In order to draw this, I watched some highlander matches on Gullywash, due to finding no matches in competitive, and the aimbots going rampant in casual. I was only able to play 5 proper matches on casual, (2 of which my teams won purely due to team imbalance,) so some of this is based on what I saw other people were doing in competitive match recordings, as well as how it feels to play on community servers with AI train bots. No one was playing whenever I was queueing up :(

I learnt very fast that Gullywash is one of these maps where you will die a lot, or steamroll the capture points, and there is no in-between, because you either position yourself correctly or you don't. While this goes for every map in tf2, I never really felt frustrated when dying here. I could always find a reason for my mistakes and generally it turned out to be a very rewarding learning experience.

I think Gullywash is extremely fun and fast paced. I especially enjoy giving scouts and pyros overheal buffs, because of how much flanking you can do here. The symmetry of the map is immaculate and the amount of objects that just lie around allows demos to place a lot of traps and players to just hide in corners.

(Using Scouts as your Uber Driver here is also especially fun, so many near death situations!)

For some reason, the soldiers and demos who play on this map are really good at protecting medics? That's the impression I got, everyone knew when to retreat and not push, everyone turned around when they saw my health go down, everyone was shooting the spies for me when we were in the open and I was too focused with healing the people fighting death matches at the front so we could capture.

(My personal heroes who just rocket jump over to you just to shoot the spy 2m away from you, and then just rocket jump away again)

Snipers aren't much of a problem, since there are so many options for hiding properly while still being able to reach your team mates. The same sadly doesn't apply to spies and I think I have died more to spies on this maps than to sticky traps.

While I love the vaccinator, I think Stock and Kritz are the better options on this map. Nothing cries geneva convention war crime more than entering the door to the last capture point and ubering a soldier who starts spamming everyone with rockets in this rather crammed up room where everything can give you splash damage.

Shoutout to a pyro called Joey who carried the last game I played, it was a blast ubering you through the last capture point.

[crescentfool]

orpheus and thanatos 💚

[petricorah]

pls take a zuk in these trying times

[blackbatcass]

listen I know it’s kind of corny and inaccurate to act like every single person in the dc universe knows each other and is besties but it IS endlessly funny to me to follow the web of connections and see how many degrees removed from each other everyone is.

like look at the arrowfam okay. ollie and dinah are together, ollie is homoerotic best friends with hal, dinah is homoerotic best friends with babs. roy is dating dick, has a kid with jade, and is basically an adoptive father to both grant emerson and rose wilson. connor is dating kyle and is constantly followed around by eddie fyers. mia is friends with a lot of the second gen teen titans kids, had an on-again-off-again thing going on with steph for a while, and is currently dating sienna. emiko is besties with courtney and some of the other recent teen titans. sin has a small army of protective aunts from the birds of prey. the real question is how far does it go before ollie puts a cap on the number of people who are invited to family brunch on sundays

[royaltea000]

[stress relief doodle] just wanted to let you guys know that he’s always had those stupid tassels dw

[bsptourist]

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created by RileySV

[expelliarmus]

[palskippah]

Hi!

It's almost September (WOOO) (very important month in Chile), so I was listening to cueca AND if I like a character, I will make them chilean, so now Ambrosius is chilean and speaks Spanish when I don't write them all in spanish (where suddenly they're all chilean sjsdk)

SO anyways, HC that he's a güerito (fair-skinned/blond latino asjdka) in the same way I make Princess Peach be one too asjdkd

Translation (sorta, more like adaptation?) of the song he sings under the cut!

1 - Oohhh, darling... if only you kne~w...

2 - That I can't exist without seeing you

3 - I miss you so muuuch

4 - That there's no spri~ng

5 - When you're not pr- (Ballister interrupts him)

7 - --present, I miss you so muuUUch (voice crack ajskda)

There's another part in the song where the woman sings 'how can I forget those (your) eyes, that captivate me so much' but I didn't want to extend the thingy too much askjdas but I like to think that Ballister's eyes are the prettiest Ambrosius' has ever seen and he'll always state his point.

(Same with Movie Ambrosius, Ballister's eyes are to him like a night sky, and he says so, a night sky when it's full of stars - nevermind that the kingdom is probably very light-contamined ajskda imagine they got starry nights too)

By the way I don't know about the context, so feel free to imagine whatever you'd like ;;

[anuyuri]

中秋快乐！Happy Mid-Autumn Festival 🥮

I hope you can eat a lot of good meals and maintain wonderful relationships.

[soaps-mohawk]

I finally did what people have been asking for and went through and added links at the bottoms of the chapters for the next chapter so there's no having to scroll through 7k+ words to get back to the top or flip back and forth to the masterlist.

I tried not to get distracted and put the wrong links in there, but let me know if one of them got skipped or put in twice and I'll fix it.