#Valveplug?

[transformers-spike]

Knockout x Reader x Breakdown nsfw. Come on, I know you wanna

I will never recover from the predator/prey fic so here have something wholesome for once

“Fuck,” you hiss under your breath, barely taking in Breakdown’s spike. From sheer size alone, it feels like marching into a sex shop and demanding the giant dildo they use to attract tourists. Knock Out, cunty as ever, already has his far-too-soft-for-metal lips against your collarbone. If you were a sensible person, you would have shot down the mere mention of a threesome. Alas, the notion of trying this new thing called “mass displacement” called to you like a kid at a candy store. If you didn’t have the audacity to say yes, you would have missed the suppleness of Knock Out’s tongue and the unexpected gentleness of Breakdown’s fingers working you up. You love these guys enough to put up with their strange antiques and deal with their unusually-high-for-their-kind sex drive (or interface drive as Breakdown kindly pointed out before Knock Out immediately adopted the human lingo). They must have watched human porn, there’s just no way they haven’t – not with the way they stroke your body like frat boys finally getting their groove on after years of studying up on the sex. If you had the energy, you would be currently exploring the seams in their anatomy and dragging your fingers dangerously close to the openings in their frames, but there’s very little you can do when you’re busy getting plowed by two giant alien lifeforms. Knock Out, after having given you the most mind-blowing orgasm with his tongue alone, has fucked you so thoroughly you were practically on your own intergalactic voyage through space as Breakdown held you against his frame, having taken the brunt of his partner’s sexual frustration before they even dared to involve your squishy human insides. Dripping with two kinds of transfluids (the valve and the spike kind) you were gazing at them all blearily, looking unsexy as hell like you just got out of a car crash (minus the blood and with more alien cum). The warmth in their optics felt surreal and welcoming. You were small and fleshy against two titans who have witnessed more beauty than you ever will in your entire human life, but it was as though you were the center of their universe. If you hadn’t been crying from getting the best orgasms of your life, you would have teared up. Now, passed over to Knock Out – whose chassis you’ve grown accustomed to enough to relegate any sadness caused by watching his shiny plating be smudged by your natural oils to the back of your mind – you whimper and steer as his far too competent tongue drags across your neck, servos holding your ass still while Breakdown continues at a steady pace. “Holy shit-” you mumble, words cut short as the holder of the biggest dick you’ve ever had cups your cheek and kisses the side of your mouth. For all his eagerness, he’s softer than Knock Out, especially for a bot as big as him who looks like he crushes cars between his servos (which may actually be true considering the hammers he can summon to for melee). Another climax rolls through you, harder than the last one, inciting a pathetic high pitched anime girl mewl from your part. Breakdown grunts against your ear, metal whirring underneath his frame and against your back as your walls clamp down on him hard enough to drag out his long-overdue overload. His noises only serve to excite Knock Out who captures your lips with his and grinds his still-pressurized spike against the sensitive cluster of nerves between your legs. You come out of your trance having experienced your own death and resurrection, eyes misty and perpetually confused as you wake on the doctor’s slightly softer than steel berth with him hovering over you like a predator. It doesn’t take long for you to notice Breakdown’s fingers stroking your cheek, and once he knows he has your attention, he slips one of his massive digits between your thighs to begin rubbing against the long abused and overused sweet spot. Looking down at Knock Out’s gorgeous spike, you whisper a prayer to Primus Himself as you’re once again assailed by inhumane pleasure.

[sugarlubetf]

did you know rats love to be tickled?

[pawweh]

Optimus Prime erping with Megatron on discord.com while giggling and kicking his feet like a little girl

what a cutie

[skylarkking]

Okay, so I'm gonna ask this question because I can

[maplesyruplover]

Well my blog is aptly titled now- but hear me out. Using Prowl's bull bar thingy, he gets after being reformatted to fit into Devastator, as a handle for when you're taking a "ride" on him.

I can vividly see Crash Cart using them for that exact purpose- 🥴💀

[wavewavethoughtsonly]

Need one update on carrier soundwave !!. Thanks :}

I don’t have any fanart, so I made this word salad instead:

During their second afterglow… “So what else did Shockwave write about me in there?” Soundwave wondered.

Shockwave stared at him for a moment and looked away. If Soundwave didn’t know any better, he could imagine a smug grin forming on that faceless helm of his.

“You had your chance to pry, Soundwave. However, I will add another breakthrough.”

Soundwave tilted his helm at the suspense. Shockwave then pulled his datapad out of his subspace and turned it on.

“Due to being a hundred and fifty percent more charged than average in the midst of your carrying, watching you overload is like witnessing a dam of steaming energon burst in my face.”

The spymaster blushed madly at his self-discovery and lunged at his Conjunx.

“Don’t write that down!”

“Make me,” Shockwave dared as he kept the datapad as far away from Soundwave as he could reach. Never mind the fact his face was getting squished by his beloved’s servo.

“Give that to me!”

“Oh please, you had your chance. Plus you don’t see me complaining when you use my recorded voice against me.”

“That’s different!”

“Is it?”

“Shockwave!”

-fin?-

[grimlock333]

Have u ever seen a transformer gyat?.....

I have......

Who hasn't? Lol but Yes I have seen several ;)

[invadergia]

I kinda have a first contact scenario about mtmte soooooo,,,,

Imagine the robots in tfa like the tutor bot getting misplaced and ending up on the lost light. Just lil guy is lost and needing to find his way back but can't, he's wondering around untill megatron, ultra magnus or rodimus finds him. They can just treat him as a pet or like a little toy.

Idk what made me think of this but I love it. Any thoughts? @skylarkking @starscreamhasdied @callsign-relic

[transformersartist]

[robomusical]

Shockwave doodle page coming soon, here’s the Shockpanties requested by a friend.

[robokisser2000]

WAIT SHOULD I DRAW RATCHET IN A BUNNY SUIT FOR EASTER..?

IM GONNA LIKE- NEED THREE PPL OF SUM TO GUIDE ME ON THIS

[seraphim-seeker]

This is probably proof I just need to go to sleep on time more but whatever!

So I had this idea where randomly Bravern has a spike of Masochistic Horniness (courtesy of Cunus/Knuth) kinda like going into heat and he hides himself with some (dramatic) BS excuse as to why he wishes not to be bothered. Isami isn’t buying the BS, goes to find Bravern. Horny Hijinks ensues.

[wyrm-with-a-why]

Fort Max:I have a headache

Megatron:my back hurts

Fort Max:I’ll rub your back

Megatron:I’ll give you head

Fort Max:what

Megatron:*on his knees already*what

[sinfullycozy]

They didn't have to give Optimus such a slutty waist. They didn't have to do that. But they did, and now it's all my tiny brain can think about.

Also shout-out to Ratchets thighs 😩

[skylarkking]

Okay okay I know we all clown on the bayverse films, but.....

Look at this. Look at that slutty snatched waist and those pecs. And those hips? Those broad shoulders? Fuckin sexy.

[cybertron-after-dark]

Every day I am in complete and utter awe at how deeply ingrained into transformers as a franchise robotfucking is. G1 had two different episodes about cybertronian x human pairings. At least one dude on the beast wars animation team wanted to fuck dinobot enough to lovingly render him posing with his spike out, blackarachnia's design was based off a stripper, and they wrote rattrap as a shameless pervert. RiD 2001 had Sideburn and his only personality trait was being horny all the fucking time. TFA Blackarachnia was somehow hornier than the original and it felt like Some Gay Shit happened about every 20 minutes in that show. The entire team for TFP agreed knockout was the sexiest robot they'd ever fucking seen and decided to let him try to seduce half the cast, and then casually canonize the word "interfacing" as slang for sex, AND THEN steve blum decided to play starscream like its the porn parody of the actual show. Half of rescue bots feels like slow burn human x cybertronian gay fanfic. IDW not only knows you want to fuck those robots but actively encourages you to fuck those robots because Alex Milne keeps dropping softcore robot porn zines at cons. I haven't finished earthspark but I know that dad wanted bumblebee's dick like crazy and the only reason he hasn't pursued it is because he's happily married.

Literally the only tf show I've seen that ISNT that horny is cyberverse, and that show is still ASTOUNDINGLY gay.

I'll be reading valveplug fics, and any and all shame I would usually feel at sexualizing cartoon robots is evaporated when i remember that a nonzero amount of people working for hasbro are sexualizing the robots too. They're hot by design, your honor.