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My worm is pure chaos

fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go

happy worm creation my friends

tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)

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Found this on tiktok @strawberry-sundaee @invadergia

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

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He's so cute @tfp-nexus

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

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IDW Whirl

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Breakdown finally has his husband!

Their height difference has been reversed and I find it hilarious.

You can find Knockout on Hasbro Pulse:

https://hasbropulse.com/products/transformers-r-e-d-robot-enhanced-design-transformers-prime-knock-out

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Lol

Yall what did they do to prime?! 💀

@invadergia

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IDW Rung

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The Unofficial Malto Family Cookbook

I was inspired by the longing of @ihatebrainstorm for Alex's cooking to do a deep dive into just what Earthspark's best dad was making, so here it is! The Unofficial Malto Family Cookbook!

Just a note, I am in no way familiar with Filipino cooking (I mostly cook American, European, and Japanese-inspired food in my day to day) but I'd like to think I am a skilled practitioner of Google-Fu, so here's what I was able to find!

These dishes were either shown or mentioned, sometimes both, in season 1 and the first half of season 2. I believe I got them all, but I did pan through the episodes pretty quickly, so let me know if I missed any!

Embutido

First up is the main dish from episode 1, which already sent me on an adventure trying to identify because it was never named. After poking around a few Filipino recipe sites I managed to identify it as embutido, which is described as a Filipino meatloaf. Dot mentions that it is her favorite dish.

Lumpia

The side dish of Dot's celebratory new job meal is lumpia, Filipino egg rolls! This dish appears regularly in the Malto family's meals, seen twice again in the first half of season 2.

Pandesal

Okay, so technically this is probably just a store-bought dinner roll, but why not try to find if there's a Filipino recipe it could be? Our boy Alex seems like the type of guy to pull out all the stops when it comes to feeding his family. The closest I could find is pandesal to round out our episode 1 meal.

Breakfast Burrito

In episode 2, we see Robbie lure Alex out to the barn with a picnic of breakfast burritos. Now surely there's also a Filipino style recipe for this, yes? Yes!

Longganisa

In episode 3, we see Alex frying up a pan of sausage for breakfast. Could be store bought, but it's also possible that it's a traditional Filipino pork sausage called longganisa.

Tortang

Here's our first one that was only mentioned and not shown. In episode 4, Alex tries twice to coax Bee into frying tortillas with his stingers. At first I thought he meant just regular flour or corn tortillas, but the way he was talking made it sound like a main dish and not just an ingredient. So after a bit of digging I found a dish called tortang, which is sometimes referred to as tortilla from what I can gather (citation needed -- I am a dumb American). Unlike the sort of tortilla you would use in a wrap or burrito, this dish is closer to an omelet. Those with more knowledge of Filipino cooking please feel free to correct me if I got this wrong.

Bibingka

Another only mentioned in episode 4, this is the dish Robbie would have picked to have for dinner for a week if he'd won the weekly chore race. Of course a child would pick a sweet dessert for dinner if he could.

Spam Steak

Okay, this was another mystery for me, particularly because of the way everything is stylized in the show. In episode 5, we see Alex frying up another breakfast food. I thought maybe it was a kind of french toast, but the browning texture didn't look quite right for that. So I browsed through the breakfast section of the recipe website I've been using and the closest I've found is this crispy spam steak recipe. Apparently spam is pretty popular in the Philippines, so it's possible! Again, if anyone more knowledgeable has another option, please correct me.

Snickerdoodles

In episode 7, Alex makes bagged lunches for Mo and Robbie's first day at school. While we don't know what's in those lunches, Alex did mention that he included his homemade snickerdoodles. Snickerdoodles originate from Dutch/German immigrants who settled in New England, and since there's a lot of Dutch/German heritage in Pennsylvania where the Maltos live, I'm fairly confident this is something Alex picked up in America. But just for fun, I did find an interesting Filipino/Mexican-inspired variant of this classic cookie, so you get a two for one deal with this one!

Unfortunately, Tumblr won't let me post more in a single post, so the rest will have to be in a Part 2 reblog!

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Happy pride month everyone!

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This one started as a joke but now I'm the one into tireplay now so I guess the jokes on me

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Why can I only like things one time

LET ME LIKE THINGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!

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GUYS…

IM ACTUALLY SOBBING OMFG SHE PUT UP A PHOTO OF GUMMIGOO AAAHHHH 💔💔

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Here’s what I think each TFP Decepticon Team character’s cocktail would look like:

Megatron:

Starscream:

Soundwave:

Shockwave:

Knockout:

Breakdown:

Dreadwing:

Arachnid:

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Tag someone who your inspired by!!!

@strawberry-sundaee @invadergia

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LET'S GET MY BOY TO 100%

TFP Vehicons (Steve)

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Thanks for the tag XD

1. Do you make your bed? No

2. Favorite number? 26

3. What is your job? I work at GameStop

4. If you could go back to school would you? No

5. Can you parallel park? Yes

6. Do you think aliens are real? Possibly but I'm waiting for some real evidence.

7. Can you drive manual? Yes

8. What's your guilty pleasure? Rewatching movie I know are bad and making fun of them.

9. Tattoo's? Yes I have 3

10. Favorite color? Purple

11. Favorite type of music? Heavy metal and dubstep

12. Do you like puzzles? Not that much

13. Any phobias? Yes fear of the ocean

14. Favorite childhood sport? Four square

15. Do you talk to yourself? Yes

16. What is your favorite movie? Little shop of horrors, transformers, Lilo and stitch

17. Coffee or Tea? Coffee

18. First thing you wanted to be when you grew up? A astronaut

Tagging @tfp-nexus

If you see this, consider yourself tagged, and tag me in your new post so I can see your answers!

Tagged by @adevilyoudo Thank you (/≧▽≦)/

Do you make your bed?

Yes, about 99% of the time

Favorite number?

I always like the number 4 (probably since I was about 4)

What’s your job?

I'm between jobs, but let's say STEM related

If you could go back to school would you?

Can you parallel park?

Yes, ma'am

Do you think aliens are real?

I believe they are. Calling it now. Giant alien sea creatures under Europa's ice

Can you drive a manual car?

Horribly, but yes. Please don't make me, your clutch will thank you

What’s your guilty pleasure?

Dining out or ordering take out

Tattoos?

No. Not to sound like some kinda psychopath, but I just don't think skin makes a very good canvas. There is little I can imagine I would like on it rather than in my heart.

Favorite color?

I love gem tones and winter pallets

Favorite types of music

Classical I suppose, but I truly like quite a wide variety: oldies, indi, some pop, even some classic country

Do you like puzzles?

Yes is the short answer to that. There are conditions

Any phobias

I am pretty sure I'm agoraphobic. I just don't really trust large groups of people. I'm also not a fan of cities.

Favorite childhood sport?

I loved soccer and basketball. I also enjoyed lacrosse when I got older. Lord knows I was never a strong runner though

Do you talk to yourself?

In my head mostly. Or out loud when I'm trying to be funny while my man is listening

What movies do you adore?

Lord of the Rings and The Gladiator are the first that come to mind

Coffee or tea?

Whatever ya got. I like both

First thing you wanted to be growing up

Doctor. I was convinced that knowing major bones in muscles in Latin was enough to qualify me when I was 7