#transformers : incorrect quotes
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Ratchet, at Rodimus' funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone, as they leave: Of course.
Ratchet, leaning over Rodimus' coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Rodimus: Yeah, no shit.
#submission#transformers incorrect quotes#source: unknown#Ratchet#Rodimus#Rodimus Prime#IDW1#MTMTE#ll#Mtmte#Thanks for the submission :)
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Some Transformers prime memes I made with a friend @forreal-forreal42 enjoy
(Spoilers...kinda)
#transformers one#transformer prime#transformers idw#tfp optimus prime#tfp megatron#megatron#optimus prime#orion pax#tfp knockout#knockout#starscream tfp#starscream transformers#starscream#ratchet#tfp ratchet#soundwave#tfp soundwave#senator shockwave#shockwave#tfp shockwave#transformers#transformers prime#memes#transformers memes#transformers incorrect quotes
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Optimus: Today I realized I’m old.
Ratchet: What happened?
Optimus: I fell at the mess hall and instead of laughing, Bumblebee came running to see if I was okay.
Ratchet: …
Optimus: I saw the fear in his eyes
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The Mech Pilot Au by @keferon has me on a chokehold, so, I'mma procrastinate from writing an actual fic by just writing down incorrect quotes instead-
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Swerve: We’ve found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.
Blur: Where were they?
Swerve: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.
Blur, impessed: Damn, they really went for it.
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Jazz: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
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Prowl: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Jazz: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Prowl, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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Blur: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
First Aid: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Prowl: Vortex isn’t answering my messages.
First Aid: Allow me.
Prowl: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Vortex: *replying to message* Hello.
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*First Aid and Jazz enter a dive bar*
First Aid: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.
Jazz, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.
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Blurr: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Swerve: Is that a picture of you? Blurr: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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First Aid: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Vortex: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!
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Vortex: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.
First Aid: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!
Vortex: …Your point?
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Jazz: First Aid is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.
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Jazz: I told Swerve to grab snacks for everyone.
Blurr, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Jazz, First Aid, and Swerve raise their hands*
*Vortext from the distance,also raising his hand*
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Jazz: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.
Vortex: What's the surprise?
First Aid: Blood poisoning.
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Vortex: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.
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Swerve: Why would anyone want to harm Blurr?
Vortex: Maybe because they met him?
#transformers#maccadam#autobots#maccadams#mecha pilot jazz au#transformers jazz#transformers prowl#transformers first aid#transformers vortex#transformers blurr#Transformers swerve#Swerve#tf mecha universe#I wanna write something so bad but my brain is not braining yet#So we'll just settle for#incorrect qoutes#transformers incorrect quotes#But I'm cooking something#I promise-
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D-16, being dragged by the arm by Orion at the Cybertronian equivalent of 4 AM: Where are we running to, again???
Cybertronian Y/N, following tiredly behind: Orion, I’m with D-16, I’m tired as frag-
Orion, pushing aside various plants: Trust me guys, it’ll be worth it… and look! *Dramatically leads them in a clearing… with a breathtaking view of Iacon*
D-16 and Cybertronian Y/N, optics wide, intake dropping open: Worth it.
Orion: *Happy boi*
Wanted to do something wholesome because I love them... 💖
Love this movie so much. Watched so many times, the theater workers remember me- 💀
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[It starts off with D-16, Orion Pax and Y/N L/N all sitting on chairs after getting into some trouble with the Iacon 15,00 race]
Orion Pax: So...how long you guys expect we'll have to wait here?
D-16: I'm not talking to you.
Y/N: That was the dumbest idea you could of ever pulled Orion.
Orion Pax: But you suggested it, Y/N.
Y/N: Still it's dumb.
[Suddenly Sentinel Prime comes in and says]
Sentinel Prime: Ah, welcome 'legends' how are you?
Y/N: How come your a dick in every universe?
[D-16 and Orion slowly turn to Y/N with wide as Arachnid just looks away]
Sentinel Prime: Excuse me?
Y/N: Like I just thought of this, how come in every other universe your a complete dick? Like in one universe you killed Ironhide.
Sentinel Prime: Who?
Y/N: And another you are a complete jackass to Orion in another universe and all that.
Sentinel Prime: Y/N...what the scrap are you talking about?
Y/N: I don't know, the author just has a deep hatred towards you and just wants to fuck with you.
Sentinel Prime: The who?!
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"Angel and Devil on your shoulder" concept, but it's just different continuities of Optimus Prime
Me: "Aww, this guy cut in front of me at McDonalds"
TFP Op: "Sometimes, we must rise above ourselves for the great-"
Bayverse Op: "Have you considered ✨️murder✨️?"
#transformers prime#transformers#tfp#tfp optimus prime#transformers bayverse#bayverse optimus prime#transformers incorrect quotes
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Transformers One Incorrect Quotes (4)
Orion: So, you gave us the ability to transform. I'm sure you made some thoughtful adjustments, nothing too major. Alpha Trion: Bee has knife hands. Orion: He's a kid! Have you seen his energy? Alpha Trion: *shrugs* Orion: Well, I guess that's not the worst thing. Alpha Trion: Alpha Trion: D-16 is a tank. Orion: WHAT? You literally witnessed his mediocre anger management skills. Do you know how many ways that could go wrong?? Alpha Trion: *flinches* Orion: *groans* Orion: At least tell me you gave Elita and I the ability to defend ourselves, too. Alpha Trion: Well, you have guns, but they're really tiny, and they can only be used in vehicle form. Orion: I'm going to kill you. Alpha Trion: Oh, look at that... the enemy is breaking in! Better take care of it and I'm sure I'll probably die anyway haha... NOW GO!
#transformers#transformers one#transformers one spoilers#tf one#transformers incorrect quotes#tf one spoilers#incorrect quotes#tf one orion pax#tf one alpha trion#tf one elita#tf one d 16#tf one bee#tf one b 127#tf one elita one#tf one optimus#tf one optimus prime#orion pax#b 127#d 16#elita one#alpha trion#optimus prime#tf1#I mean seriously did Alpha Trion not consider better t-cogs for Orion and Elita or did they just get unlucky#the fact that the two most impulsive characters in the group get the best most powerful weapons is so funny to me#kudos to Orion and Elita for being absolute warriors despite little to no weapons#Alpha Trion really said haha good luck surviving#irony at its finest#Alpha Trion had poor judgement skills#kidding I know Alpha Trion is a legend but you can't deny the humor in this decision
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Orion: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! D-16: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Orion: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING BEE WITH ME Elita, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
#going to see t-one again tonight and this is all i'm thinking about#transformers one#transformers#orion pax#d-16#elita one#b 127#optimus prime#megatron#bumblebee#transformers incorrect quotes
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Can you please do platonic short (like incorrect quotes) for bayverse Megatron (Revenge Of Fallen) where reader leaves Optimus for one last strike which Megatron actually commends and makes Y/DN (Decepticon Name) a second in command
Megatron: astounding! I’ve never seen such tenacity!
Y/N: all in a day’s work?
Megatron: I need a second in command
Starscream: but I’m your-
Blam! Megatron shoots Starscream in the head…
Megatron: I need a new second in command. Interested?
Y/N: yes lord Megatron
Megatron: lord? I like the sound of it
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Fulcrum: You know what, Misfire? You're pretty cool.
Misfire: The coolest?
Fulcrum: Don’t ruin it.
#submission#transformers incorrect quotes#source: drake and josh#Fulcrum#Misfire#The Scavengers#IDW1#MTMTE#ll#Mtmte#Thanks for the submission :)
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Orion: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Ironhide: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Prowl: Tackle him.
Ratchet: Dump him.
Jazz: Kick him in the shin.
Megatronus: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
#transformers#megatron#transformers prime#optimus prime#maccadam#maccadams#pre war#tfp megatronus#tfp orion pax#Op and his besties#They hate megs#This probobly has been done before but idc#megaop#transformers incorrect quotes
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B127 : *runs into Optimus room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Optimus: *wakes up* Dude!
B127: *cackles*
D16: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Optimus* What the fuck, Bee?
B127: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-q
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Bee, getting attacked: D-16 help!!!
D-16: You already have all you need to defeat your enemy!
Bee: The ability to believe in myself?
D-16: No. A knife! STAB HIM!!!
Bee: Oh yeah! *uses knife hands to slice the enemy in multiple pieces*
D-16: Good job.
Bee: 😊
#transformers#transformers one#tf one#tf one bumblebee#bumblebee#b 127#d 16#tf one d 16#megatron#source: sword art online abridged#incorrect quotes#transformers incorrect quotes#tf one incorrect quotes
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tfp!human!au:
knock out:
knock out: - please tell me you're hiding that you were turned into a vampire..
breakdown: - ..? no?
knock out: - so you mean you could see your reflection in the mirror and you came dressed like that anyway?
#tfp#transformers: prime#transformers#knockout#tfp knockout#breakdown#tfp breakdown#incorrect quotes#transformers incorrect quotes#transformers memes#tfp memes#transformers au#tfp humanformers#humanformers au#humanformers#tfp au#decepticons#tfp decepticons#source: pinterest#kobd#tfp kobd
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[Sentinel Prime stares at the miners as he tries to explain himself]
Sentinel Prime: I don't hate miners. I just think their lower beings I don't think their important at all.
Y/N: Yeah, that means you hate us all. You look don't at us!
Sentinel Prime: Of course I have to look down at you. YOU'RE SHORT AS SHIT!!! If you have any more questions, I'd love to answer them.
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