#Valkyrie Films

[cressthebest]

hi uh, i didn’t think i would have much to say about Waterloo - A Marauders Era Short Film by the Mischief Productions. so i simply wasn’t gonna make a post.

and then i watched this not even two minute long short film 😀 anyways hi what the fuck

they were LAUGHING!!! the girls were LAUGHING and marlene was giving mary and lily the side eye for their gay shenanigans.

and everything was bright and happy and dancing and laughing and then!!! spoilers!!!! MARY FUCKING OBLIVIATES HERSELF OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL

i will never recover. mischief productions, you better sleep with one eye fucking open. i’m coming for you

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

This was a few years before The Alienist, but I love how this photo, which graced the 45th-anniversary cover of Zoo Magazine, is giving Laszlo Kreizler vibes.

Behind Daniel is an abandoned military hospital complex in Beelitz-Heilstätten, Germany. It was built in 1898 and has been featured in films like Valkyrie and The Pianist. In 1916, Adolf Hitler himself recuperated here after being wounded in the leg. 📸 Bryan Adams for Zoo Magazine (2014)

[pedroam-bang]

Valkyrie (2008)

[abs0luteb4stard]

THE SHEIK MASSACRE

"A group of professional wrestlers disrespect wrestling legend The Iron Sheik. Then when lighting strikes, an Iron Sheik action figure becomes alive. The Iron Sheik doll then hunts down the disrespectful new school wrestlers down and makes those jabronis humble!"

[howlingday]

The Phantom

Jaune: Nora, you tracked mud into the house!

Nora: Now that right there is a mess!

Jaune: I just had it cleaned this morning, Nora!

Nora: I'm not responsible for this. I've been jamming out on my drums all morning.

Jaune: They're clearly your shoeprints, Nora!

Nora: Then there's an imposter on the loose!

Jaune: They lead directly to you, Nora!

Nora: Clue number one; the imposter is a phantom!

Jaune: Nora, will you please take this

Jaune: ...

Nora: ...

Jaune: NOOOORAAAAA!

Nora: Happy birthday~!

Jaune: It's not- Please tell me you had nothing to do with this!

Nora: Come on! Blow out your candle!

Jaune: You've gone too far this time, Nora!

Nora: What's that? It's hard to hear over the sound of melting city!

Jaune: How did you even do this, Nora?!

Nora: A bit of ancient magic~!

Jaune: Nora!

Nora: I ripped the tag off a mattress.

Jaune: This isn't funny, Nora!

Nora: Who's laughing? Clearly not the huntsmen and huntresses scrambling below right now.

Jaune: I'm leaving! I've had enough of this!

Nora: But think of all the perfectly roasted Grimm parts we get to eat!

Jaune: What?! Why?!

Nora: Because we're friends! And friends munch on the roasted remains of mankind's greatest enemies~!

Jaune: That isn't friendship, Nora! That's sick!

Nora: Well, then you're probably not going to like your birthday present.

Jaune: It's not even my- Oh my god!

Nora: Surprise~!

Jaune: Ah- Ugh- Oh- Aaagh!

Nora: I'm sorry, I thought you like Grimm limbs. Clearly there's a miscommunication.

Jaune: This is awful, Nora...

Nora: You're right, it's not nearly as tasteful as I'd thought in my head.

Jaune: I think I'm gonna throw u- OHGODONETOUCHEDME!

Nora: This was clearly the wrong direction to go.

Jaune: You think, Nora?!

Nora: What can I say, I expected them to be cooked more. Raw Grimm is just gross.

Jaune: That isn't the problem, Nora! Why would you think any of this would be okay?!

Nora: PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M A DANGEROUS SOCIOPATH WITH A LONG HISTORY OF VIOLENCE.

Jaune: ...Oh.

Nora: I don't understand how you keep forgetting this.

[aesthetic--mood]

Valkyrie Aesthetic

[elvenferretots]

that video of valka losing her mind in excitement over the snow is absolutely precious, please tell her and ten that I love them

They will happily both accept and appreciate the love. After they're done causing problems on purpose.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

...Did MCU...Did MCU actually forget they do have LGBT+ characters??? Because holy shit, when your own shitty brief LGBT+ hints are so bad even you forget they happened and therefore you just produce this shit for Pride.

[always-a-joyful-note]

Revue Starlight is just ORV but what if it was theatre instead and what if we told you that a tragedy can always be rewritten? What if the end of the story, the end of the play, your defeat onstage - what if all that doesn't mean everything is over because you can always make a new play, always become better, always rebuild the stage and stand on it again? What if there WAS death but what if rebirth was also possible?

What if this tragic tale that always ends the same had new actors, you know? How would they play it? How would they spin the story a different way? Will they try to outshine the past, outshine others? Or will they find their own unique brilliance instead and join the stars that shine in the night sky?

[tv-and-movie-quotes]

Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

[cressthebest]

i’m crying over the valkyries brb when i’m done crying

okay i’m back

“Summer of 1978” (Lily, Mary and Marlene Teaser) by mischief productions is what i’m gonna be talking about for a second here

this is a TEASER TRAILER!! a minute and fourty four seconds long and i’m sobbing. they’re all so beautiful omg. these girls love each other so much and their freindship is so important to me omg

with a slower version of dancing queen playing in the background to these young women just existing and loving being alive and with each other- i- i’m unwell. so fucking unwell. they captured the type of friendship i wish i had omg. their friendship is eternal.

also their outfits and jewelry are making me go insane. it’s so seventies. i’m in love with their costuming, jewelry, hair, all of it. also lily’s tattoos 👀 i’m looking respectfully

anyways, this captured all i ever wanted from womanhood

[bestmothertournament]

[pedroam-bang]

Valkyrie (2008)

[eddiewithcat]

i think marvel’s biggest issue is that they keep pandering towards the older / original generation instead of trying to reel in newer generations.

like hey marvel?

most of that fanbase is old and completely outdated, like god PLEASE try to encourage NEWER fans to get involved instead of trying to keep the old ones at bay.

they’ve had their fun, and if they don’t like the recent works you put out? let them go

i can tell you with absolute certainty that majority of the current fanbase are young, probably like 15 to early 20s, and mostly all of us are queer! shocking, i know

it would be super fucking great if, not only getting to hear, but being able to see queer representation on our screens!

and no, i do not mean the passing side character who only gets five minutes of screen time kind of rep.

there are so many already canonically queer characters in the comics and yet we do not get to see a lick of that in the movie / tv adaptations.

stop trying to please the old folk. (they’re already on their way to the nursing home as we speak)

pay attention to this newer generation. pan towards this audience. stop ignoring us (and the actual characters but anyway)

[howlingday]

Beaver Riddles

Nora: Ah, ah, ah~! If you wanna get in, you gotta answer my three beaver riddles.

Weiss: Can we whittle it down to one beaver riddle? I'm in a hurry here.

Nora: Two riddles, and none fewer!

Weiss: Fine.

Nora: Beaver riddle number 1; I chisel away at tree and rock, on the river itself you'll find my flock. What am I?

Weiss: ...A beaver?

Nora: Very good. You solved my first beaver riddle! Now for the next one.

Weiss: Get on with it.

Nora: I secrete a fluid from my beaver anus, to all but my beaver kin it smells rather heinous. What am I?

Weiss: ...A beaver?

Nora: Very good! Now for the third beaver riddle!

Weiss: We agreed to two beaver riddles!

Nora: Yes, but I am the one holding all the cards, aren't I?

[withivysfilms]

The Northman dir. by Robert Eggers (2022)

I am absolutely in love with this film's visuals.

» Now showing on Amazon Prime Video

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