#VOTE FOR THE BANANA

[godisarepublican]

[clover-the-awesomest]

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

SCREWBALL NEEDS TO WIN PLEASEEEEEEEE

I don't really know how any of this [insert character here] propaganda works so I'll just give you a list about why Screwball should win this poll.

Disclaimer: I have no idea who this ducky-clucky motherfucky dude is.

Dr. Screwball Jones. Just the name. Literally just the name.

HE IS A FUCKING FLOATING AND TALKING BANANA WITH A MUSTACHE THAT ACTS AS HIS HANDS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MANY "Evil clown" VIBES THAT GIVES OFF?????????

Look at them glasses and tell me he is not an evil clown.

Screwball acts as a perfect foil to his show's main character Wander! Within the first minute of his debut episode, before the guy even shows up on screen, Wander is preparing to fight him. Lemme say it again: Wander, the loving, violence-hating, people-adoring, benefit-of-the-doubt-giving guy... He wants to throw hands with a banana. And throughout the entire episode, that's all his goal is. To stop Screwball. And when he finally gets the chance, Screwball absolutely terrifies Wander! And not only is Wander genuinely afraid of Screwball, and not only do they have some untold major history together, but their goals are almost identical! Screwball wants people to be happy and lead a good life, but he is actively forcing people to be happy. Wander is just showing them a path to happiness that they then have the freedom to follow. Yes, Wander bugs people to no end until they eventually choose to be happy, but he does it in a way that still gives them a choice. Screwball is the antithesis to this.

That wig. Just. Just look at that wig.

Not only is this guy a huge clown, but he's also seemingly an inventor as well! (The guy has a PhD lol) Combine this with his circus clown personality, and you have an instantly hilarious threat!

Other than his inventions and his horrifying impression on Wander, Screwball's main weapon is an accordion. An accordion! If that aint evil clown material, idk what is. (If there is anybody out there who didn't have a plastic accordion as a kid, please raise ur hand)

On top of all that, he also sings and uses puns all the time! Do only clowns do that? I think only clowns can do that.

This man only showed up in one episode. I don't know how much time this other guy got in his show, but I'm probably not wrong to assume he got more than 6 minutes of screentime.

To add on to that, WOY is such an underrated gem of a show and deserves so much more credit than it's given. We're all still anticipating a season 3, even though it'll likely never happen, but if Screwball wins this poll we may be one step closer to getting that third season, no matter how small of a step it may be!

Besides, the WOY crew had major plans for Screwball, but due to season 3 getting cut, they had to scrap those plans until further notice. :'(

WE WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN SCREWBALL AND WANDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

His song was awesome.

If NONE OF THIS gives you a good reason to vote for Screwball, or if you already accidentally voted for the other guy, I don't really care. I do REALLY REALLY want him to win, because it'll show just how much WOY fans care about this show and it would mean a ton to us if he won. Wander Over Yonder deserves so much more credit, and the fandom is already really super tiny, so any extra votes would be a HUGE help!

And also Dr. Screwball Jones is just one of the best characters in the entire show and he is the most powerful in his category in my humble uncultured opinion. :3

Evil Clown Contest Redemption Round Five

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

These people are despicable.

https://x.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1744886186722971731?s=20

BREAKING Fani Willis visited Biden's White House for five hours on Feb. 28, 2023, one week after recommending charges against Donald Trump. Yesterday, court records revealed that Nathan Wade, Fani Willis's lead prosecutor, met with Biden's White House Counsel on May 23 and Nov. 18, 2022, before indicting Trump. Fani Willis's lead prosecutor billed taxpayers $4,000 to talk to Joe Biden's White House Counsel for sixteen hours about prosecuting Biden's leading political opponent. H/T @MHowellTweets @KanekoaTheGreat

Now I Ain't Sayin' She's A Vote Rigger🎶📻🎙

[arkangelo-7]

Okay, but, imagining Clark Kent and Lois Lane, ace reporters, being in charge of moderating the presidential debate is fucking hilarious.

Like—it’s a shit show from the beginning. Lois is too much of a boss bitch to allow anyone to talk over her and you bet her ass she’s turning off the mic the MOMENT one of the presidential nominees goes over their time limit or tries to interrupt her.

She also religiously fact checks both parties right in the middle of their rebuttals, and it gets so bad that she actually ends up debating both the nominees at one time. Total chaos. No one has any idea where she stands politically because she’s just arguing with everyone and calling out the BS on both sides of the aisle.

And then there’s Clark.

Clark, who, don’t you forget, is actually a damn good reporter. (You don’t skip that much work without getting fired if you aren’t just fucking spectacular at your job, this guy’s got to be like the Kobe Bryant of reporting.) Even though he’s not entirely sure that he should be moderating a presidential debate (he’s technically an immigrant and has, technically, been illegally voting in elections since 2008), he ends up doing very well.

Clark asks a lot of insightful and relevant questions, but gets so irritated when neither of the candidates actually answer the damn question that he has to take a five minute break to keep from burning the studio down with his heat vision. He’s also not as effective as one would think at corralling Lois, which means she spends half the night drilling into these presidential candidates while Clark is in the background trying very hard not to loose his shit.

The debate ends with two thoroughly angered politicians, an indictment by FOX news, a cease and desist from CNN, a formal twitter apology from the Daily Planet, and two very pissed off (but patriotic) reporters.

[plant-taxonomy-showdown]

(This is just for fun and is not part of the showdown.)

[busterballsblog]

[raygirlramblings]

If Raymesis loses you know Rayman will NEVER let him live it down XD

[humans-are-tasty]

[frameconfessions]

Fuck the Game Awards. Fucking Geoff Keeley or whatever his name is spelled snubbed them back in like 2016 when they were up for nomination and was like “oh well maybe next year huh." Then we never saw Warframe in the voting again because they now only use Warframe as a side piece for advertising so I guess they aren't even allowed for a labor of love or a long time beloved game award or something. I'm still salty about that shit, fuck Geoff and this rigged ass awards show for real! I'm just here for the drops and Warframe or Soulframe news at this point.

💯

Why the fuck does Fortnite get in but not Warframe? This shit sucks.

WARFRAME SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE IN ONE OR BOTH OF THESE!!

[psychedeliclush]

( INFORMATION AND EXAMPLES OF EACH GENRE UNDER CUT )

NOISE ROCK !

Artists: Sonic Youth, Melt-Banana, Big Black, The Jesus Lizard, Boris

Most popular Era: Late 80s

Basic definition: Noise rock is a genre of music known for its abrasive and dissonant sound, characterized by extreme distorted guitars, feedback, and unconventional song structures (commonly associated with no wave). Rooted in punk and experimental music, noise rock pushes the boundaries of traditional rock music by incorporating elements of noise and avant-garde soundscapes. Bands in this genre often prioritize raw energy and intensity over polished production, creating a chaotic and rebellious experience for listeners.

Song examples:

POST PUNK !

Artists: Joy Division, Television, The Cure, Magazine, Talking Heads

Most popular Era: Late 70s - early 80s

Basic definition: Post-punk is a genre of music that emerged in the late 1970s, following the initial punk rock explosion. It combines the raw energy of punk with elements of art rock, electronic music, and funk. Post-punk bands often veer towards darker and more complex themes, both musically and lyrically, than their punk predecessors. The music is known for its dissonant chords and rhythmic intricacies. Some key bands associated with the post-punk genre include Joy Division, Gang of Four, The Cure, and Siouxsie and the Banshees. It's commonly associated with the rise of other sub-genres, such as gothic rock, no wave and synthwave.

Song examples:

[godisarepublican]

[fingertipsmp3]

This is the spiritual successor to Four Seasons Landscaping. To me.

[lightyaoigami]

americans only others look away this doesn't apply to you: i shouldn't be surprised that the most braindead political takes really catch flight on the website where white american suburban ex-evangelical shut-ins who use their queerness as a cudgel against other marginalized identities hang out lmao

[macy-bee]

[photo id: Screenshot of a tweet from @ achmat x that says “Dr. King said we live in an inescapable network of mutuality. You can not normalize America overthrowing governments and installing dictators in the Global South and not expect fascism at home.”]

[queen-mabs-revenge]

the seat that we just spent the last month+ travelling 2 hours every night to canvas and build for came down to 35 votes last night and was finally called for a recount at 1am which is starting in a couple hours and jfc ranked choice voting is fantastic, but my god the drama