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corxoran · 3 months ago
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The sun’s engaged to the sky
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damnitneilthenamesnuwanda · 2 months ago
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modern dps au where Neil (as the conventionally attractive tenor boy he is) keeps singing Santa Fe to Todd, who has the average reaction of losing his fucking mind
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littlemut · 8 months ago
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“ooh that looks good! can i have some?”
me:
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mattsdae · 2 years ago
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werewolf!matt after accidentally biting a chunk out of ur arm while cumming
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skippingdown16 · 7 months ago
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sick of people asking me out and trying to set me up. i don't want that.
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wonderful-magician · 2 years ago
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Magolor and Aeryn, probably the most chill kid to ever exist until they are the complete opposite and are like a chaotic little creature.
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mac-cheez · 1 year ago
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Tis finished,
I am now going to take a break and actually do my goddamn puzzle.
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lucifer-the-fetus-eater · 2 years ago
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you know what would convince me to unequip the ubersaw? if the solemn vow let you see cloaked spies' health if your crosshair finds them.
would it be unbalanced? no and if you say so you're a salty spy main who doesn't like strong independent medics shame on you
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notdefendingtaylor · 22 days ago
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billboard chose VIOLENCE on a random monday
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icewindandboringhorror · 14 days ago
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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beaft · 5 months ago
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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird
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lylahammar · 2 months ago
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the one perk he can't earn
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ra1npo3t · 2 months ago
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How chronically online am I on a scale of 1-100 for having a chat with a c.ai bot that was so long i can't scroll to the beginning without my browser crashing?
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69sker · 2 months ago
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Bro face dysmorphia so bad got me thinking I got fetal alcohol syndrome 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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deanhisnippleisout · 3 months ago
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i never want to add tags to help people find my post
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demi-pixellated · 2 months ago
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a silly addition
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