#Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

[soggy-toaster-biscuts]

[heyitsnyixie]

Nothing can prepare you for listening to Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny for the first time. Like you will NEVER guess who wins. Imagine a song that has spoilers lmao.

[addicted2coke-theothercoke]

Turns out I'm staying up late to see the northern lights, so let's make another post about Lemon Demon for the heck of it

Recently I saw a post defending artists commonly seen as dumb tiktok cringe shit. Fair point, this music isn't that bad. But it still came from the standpoint of Lemon Demon being something from tiktok, which just isn't correct

Neil Cicierega has been makin music for the internet for as bout as long as people have done that. He's got four albums under his own name. Seven albums and five ep's under Lemon Demon. And more music released pre Lemon Demon under the name Trapezoid. He's the inventor of animutation. He created The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Harry Potter Puppet Palls, Brodyquest, Ariel Needs Legs, and songs for Gravity Falls. He's also an armature filmmaker and lead member of Guaranteed video*

He's not something from tiktok just cause tiktok discovered Fine and decided it sounded "better" sped up

Mini sleep deprived rant over

[y2kbugs]

Ultimate Showdown, but it's Discworld

A dragon was rampaging around

Ankh-Morpork like a big playground

When suddenly Sam Vimes burst out of the Mended Drum

And readied the crossbow’s trigger with his thumb

The dragon got mad and descended upon

But didn’t expect to be blocked by Hrun

Who took Kring the magic sword from out the corner

When Captain Carrot arrived, in shining armor

Then he beat up Hrun like he was on a mission

And Vimes felt like he was being watched by the Patrician

Before he could make it back to Sator Square

Bloody S. Johnson swooped in from nowhere

And took the Gonne out from under his coat

And missed Vimes, he instead got Cut-Me-Own-Throat

But Death caught up and said, “Today is not your day,”

While Sergeant Detritus rushed into the fray

This is the greatest battle in Discworld’s History

Wizards, Witches, and explosions as far as the eye can see

The gods are watching the scene from Cori Celesti

This is the greatest battle in Discworld’s History

The dragon unleashed fire upon the troll

Also igniting Gaspode, who was on a stroll

And then Hrun came back, ready to hack and sack

But the Librarian jumped out and landed on his back

And Sam Vimes was injured and trying not to swoon

When Bloody S. Johnson returned with the clockwork spoon

But suddenly something caught his leg and he fell

Angua took him out with her fluffy tail

Then she saw the dragon sneaking up from behind

And she reached for her sword which she just couldn't find

Cause Vimes borrowed it and he swung and he missed

And the Librarian deflected it with his fist (ouch!)

Then he jumped in the air and he went ook 

While Johnson got hit by a magic book

Where sparks of Octarine flew into the air

Then the Luggage gave them a big ol’ scare

This is the greatest battle in Discworld’s History

Wizards, Witches, and explosions as far as the eye can see

The gods are watching the scene from Cori Celesti

This is the greatest battle in Discworld’s History

Ravens crowed, and out of the sky they dived

While on her broomstick, Granny Weatherwax arrived

Who delivered a glare, which could turn babies old

Into the face of Angua von Uberwald

Who crumbled to the ground, convinced she’s made of dough

As Sam Vimes took out his crossbow

But Granny saw him readying a shot

And she caught the arrow, which was red hot

Then Susan Sto Helit, and Death of Rats

And Maurice and his amazing Rodents, running past

And Tiffany Aching with her frying pan

And lady Sybil Ramkin, Duchess of Ankh

Adora Belle, Moist von Lipwig and Lord Vetinari

Mustrum Ridcully and the whole Unseen University 

Leonard of Quirm and Cheery Littlebottom

Twoflower, Pretty Butterfly, Lotus Blossom

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked Granny all the way into the past

It was the most magical battle that the Disc ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century

Death was quite busy but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw their last hope

Rincewind in his raggedy robe

This is the greatest battle in Discworld’s History

Wizards, Witches, and explosions as far as the eye can see

The gods are watching the scene from Cori Celesti

This is the greatest battle in Discworld’s History

[fantastictrashpolice]

I think about this a normal amount and certainly don't feel a strange incongruity between body and mind as I stare into the distance but start laughing inside, no sir.

(I am lying and I am most certainly autistic)

[xlown-hjonk]

THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT AND BENITO MUSSOLINI AND THE BLUE MEANIE AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE, ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK, AND DARTH VADER, LO PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER, BILL S. PRESTON AND THEODORE LOGAN, SPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK, AND HULK HOGAN

[californyankat]

Are modern Power Rangers still required to beat Chuck Norris’s cowboy ass or was the cutoff in 2006? How every are we talking when we say every single Power Ranger?

[brennacedria]

Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown [4K REUPLOAD]

MOST SONG EVER

[usoud-tournament]

Who Would win in a fight to the death?

Info:

Godzilla:

The 1984 version from "Godzilla Returns" Powers include Radiation heat rays from the mouth, massive strength and size, nigh-invulnerable hide, and energy absorption and redirection. Weaknesses include Cadmium and sub-zero temperatures.

Batman:

The 1992-1995 version from "Batman: The Animated Series" Powers include martial arts mastery, peak physical form, mastery in engineering and coding, intelligence, and money. Weaknesses include, he's just a normal ass human, psychological torment, secret identity.

[furresquid]

i wanna do one of those poll fight things where it’s just ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny but anyone submits whatever character like it can b ocs or wheatly from Portal chat would you all be down for that I’ve never done a poll before but I think it would b fun to do and I’m sure someone out there has already done it but I feel like this would b a cool thing to do at the start of the year

[yoshifawful64]

[clotpolesonly]

me singing out in an immaculate chorus as down from the heavens descends chuck norris

[gemthegerm]

this is the best thing scryfall’s done yet

[invertedaquariumperson]

1 billion lions is old hat. Could every blank beat Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan