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🕹️🎂 Arcade Carpet Cake 🎂🕹️ by MessyBaker on YouTube

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One of those "classic victorian horror literature characters in a modern setting" stories, where Dr. Jekyll has figured out how to fix the Mr. Hyde formula in order to do/undo the transformation at will, but keeps pretending like it's outside of his control. Going like oh noo, the dark wills to commit unspeakable acts are coming over me again [pulling out a glass test tube shaped flask from his front pocket] I have no choice but to go out and sin, what a wretched slave I am to this creature that I am about to become

And at this point everyone else is 100% done with politely going along with it and just go "oh for fuck's sake doctor we are on the 25th year of the 21st century, you can just go to a gay bar if you want."

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I should probably clean this computer more often

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anyone remember that book by the curious george authors abt the transgender kangaroo

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I would love to lay down in a seraphic, regal futon and be fed cheezits all day, but instead I am shackled to lay in my mundane bean bag chair, and I am forced to feed the cheezits to myself

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the way my partner talks about my ocd is so hilariously on point. for context, i experience a lot of verbal compulsions (feeling like i Have to Say a Certain Thing to magically fix another) and he just told me. "most of the time it's easy to spot a compulsion cause literally nobody asked"

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A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.

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bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

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How am I only just learning this!?

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the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

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bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

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What is this about...? The only thing I could find premiering on April 2 is Screamboat...?

can April 2nd arrive already im literally drooling and eating my walls and gnawing my bed frame and Im gonna start stealing + attacking innocents soon

We must be patient my friend! Perhaps u can put that energy into drawing or writing about the film? I’ve seen people do one drawing/render a day as a countdown!

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!