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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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So, um... say I wanted to get into self-shipping- should I start up a side blog, or is it okay if I post about it on here?

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My oil painting of Gatorade Arctic Blitz

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Woke up this morning and there was a lovely soft kitty in my room…. The world is full of beautiful things I guess

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Leonard Maltin got in the Guinness Book of World Records for shortest movie review for this movie, which is simply “No.” [x]

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WRONG! It's all of them, they're in a gay polyamorous relationship with EACH OTHER.

...Oh, wait, the question was most fuckable.... that eliminates O because they're asexual. They're still part of the polycule, but they're sex-indifferent.

Explain yourself.

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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I just had the greatest transformers fanfiction idea... but it's all based on the vibes of box office bombs I watched on VHS as a kid...

Okay, so this is kind of niche but I'm thinking of writing a humanized MegOp fic with coming of age old west emo vibes. Hear me out, my touching stones are the movies Secondhand Lions and Tall Tales. One of which is decent according to it's IMDB score, and the other of which is terrible according to it's IMDB score.

But... to me, there's a kind of grittiness in each of them that I haven't found anywhere else. Their worlds are built in a way that we're shown hardship and pain, but that we're also shown hope and recovery.

Trust me, I could write a whole post- but I won't because I don't want to lose any potential audience I may have.

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people who say “I block for spam liking” like damn sorry that you hate joy. Every time someone goes through and likes 3829278 posts on my blog I’m filled with a love and power that you will never know and I pity you

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I bought a quarterly needlepoint magazine from 1991 today for $1 at an op shop, and there’s a four page spread about a woman who completely faithfully remakes samplers from the 1600s and the part that blows me away is that she was keeping women in history alive.

The original sampler maker was a teenaged girl called Loara she’s the only one known of seven siblings in that family. She was born approximately 1632 and had passed before her father had in 1656 which they know because it was mentioned in his will.

So in the 1630-40s a girl made a sampler, in 1991 a woman had put in years of research before recreating the sampler as Loara had 350 years earlier , and I’m reading about it in 2024.

Embroidery keeps women alive in history, and it’s part of why I love samplers so much.

Here’s a quote from samplers that I think about often:

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Okay, hear me out, Vanessa from FNAF but she idolized William Afton before finding out he was a child murderer. Vanessa but all she wanted to do was bring joy and wonder into people's lives but instead she got tangled up in the legacy of a murderer. And if she were ever to confront William she would sing Rät by Penelope Scott.

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File under reviews that shock the Hell out of me.

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i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

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