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What is your name?
My name is Jessovan Codovi. For twenty years I have sought the unknown villain who killed my parents, robbed me of my home and fortune, turned my friends and true love against me, and poured sugar in the gas tank of my minivan.
Now I see the same name, “Anonymous.” Upon you. This time I shall not cease fighting until I have my revenge.
En Garde!!
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Bandana Dee: Marx is not allowed to decide which of us is the chosen one.
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Reminder that this exists and it’s official.
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local mourning dove goes viral for show-stopping performance in may 19th dawn chorus. when asked for comment, the rising star simply said “hhhrrroooOOOOO hooooo hoo. hooooo”
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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.
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the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.
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You’re a rogue with enough gold to last ten lifetimes. But old habits die hard—you sneak through crowds, slipping coins into people’s pockets. The kingdom is buzzing about the mysterious, generous "thief."
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After initial tests created a series of large holes in the wall of the lab, the higher-power Scanning Tunneling Tennis Ball Microscope project was quickly shut down.
Tennis Balls [Explained]
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[Cueball fires eight tennis ball at decreasing heights using a tennis ball machine, making four "thunk" noises. Megan is standing behind him.]
[Ten noises come from the right side of the panel.] Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk OW! Bonk OW! Bonk Bonk
[Megan has her hand to her chin.] Megan: Ok, there's definitely a person over there. Let's do one more pass to try to measure their height.
[Caption below the panel:] Electrons are small and hard to work with, so some scientists have developed a scanning tennis ball microscope instead.
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Scout: I don’t get why doctors only give stickers to kids! Hello, I was also brave today!
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love how "I can do any night apart from the 15th" implies that you either a) are a werewolf b) have plans to have sex with a werewolf, specifically in the wolf form (or you have a date planned, i don't know your situation) c) all of the above d) are a witch and the full moon night is the girl's night/mandatory coven meeting
You ever played the game "two truths and a lie"?
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