#1 billion lions

[pokemonbattletournament]

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Round 4 matchup 13

Propaganda for Pinchers the Lobster:

"Due to his combination of soft body and powerful claws he is both a lover and a fighter"

"he looks almost exactly like the plush lobster I got in Maine so I think of her when I see him. Shout-out to Lobby the lobster."

"His name was originally typoed as "Punchers" which, in addition to giving him increased aftermarket value, suggests he has mastered multiple forms of claw-to-claw combat"

Propaganda for 1 Billion Lions:

"idk guys a billion is a lot of lions"

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[let-them-fight]

REI PLUSH vs 1 BILLION LIONS

[idiiiiiiiiiiidit]

Just remembered the "Billion lions vs 1 of every pokemon" debate

It's so funny to me how pokemon fans just get incredibly riled up over "Lion Ladder", and give extremely detailed mathematical responses/videos about how the Pokemon have gods, ghosts, martial artists, are well coordinated, and would absolutely kill every lion without any difficulty

And like, yeah they're objectively right

But also

Lion ladder

[wereweasel-by-eric-deschamps]

So sick of people pretending 1 billion lions wouldn’t win.

100 lions would beat a level 100 pikachu.

A level 100 pikachu would beat a lot of legendaries.

How in the world wouldn’t 1 billion lions win.

Don’t trust what they tell you.

[a-toast-ghost]

We've all considered the 'every Pokemon vs 1 billion lions' question, but I raise you

Every Digimon vs. 1 trillion lions

[kamiicarl]

The 1 Billion Lions vs Every Pokemon debate is really funny to me because without fail the pokemon fans will take the debate way too seriously and come up with actual arguments as to why the pokemon would win, and all the lion defenders have to do is come up with shit like a Lion Catapult or the Lion Orbital Strike and they win every time

[bloodkrieg21]

This always bugs me, when you compare Pokemon to out of universe things there is something that I always get annoyed with.

Every Pokemon isn’t one thing, in my eyes Pokemon have 5 distinct ways of evaluating there strength/abilities

In game mechanics - this is what move it can learn and its stats

In game lore - this is stuff revealed in plot and through Pokédex entries (you could split the plot and entries into two different categories)

The card game - that shit is wild

The show - that shit is wild

The manga - oh boy is that shit wild

So when you ask me can 1 of every Pokemon defeat 1 billion lions it depends. Through raw mechanics, it’s hard to say because we have no real life comparison but the answer is probably no. If it was lore, then 1 billion lions don’t even stand a chance.

[boiintheback]

how can you tell i've gone insane? by the fact that i'm currently trying to measure 1B Lions v. Pokémon in 1v1 autobattles

[northern-punk-lad]

1 billion lions would beat every single pokemon

[pokemonbattletournament]

We have Pokémon at Home!

Round 2 matchup 20

Propaganda for Crowla:

"I like crows, I like cola, I see this as an absolute win"

Propaganda for 1 Billion Lions:

"idk guys a billion is a lot of lions"

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[thycheshirecat]

1 billion lions vs one of each Pokémon.

Took that one Dragon Ball vs Marvel meme and applied it to the Pokémon vs lions meme.

[invertedaquariumperson]

1 billion lions is old hat. Could every blank beat Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

[thegamecube2]

Might I add:

Pyroar. Camouflage.

[tegu-the-tegu]

For those on team Lion, what is the general answer to how they even get to Rayquaza?

Like, not even "beat" Rayquaza, how do they physically reach him to even start trying?

[oakdll]

i need to debate with someone on the 1 billion lions vs every pokemon argument to cleanse my soul.

the pokemon win and it isn’t even remotely close. all the pokemon could win again 100 billion lions and it still wouldn’t be a close fight debate me