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boiintheback · 2 months ago

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how can you tell i've gone insane? by the fact that i'm currently trying to measure 1B Lions v. Pokémon in 1v1 autobattles

#1 billion lions #pokemon #turbowarp #dev? talk #web development #lions or pokemon

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verflares · 3 months ago

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would you like to live deliciously?

#get this mfer OWT out of my drafts man #if you saw me post this yesterday. no you didnt (saw stuff i wanted to change)#anyways hi. i know it isnt zelda related but you can still look at it politely :]#winged lion #the winged lion #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #dunmeshi spoilers #artists on tumblr #my art #okay. thats enough i think #i kinda ran out of motivation with this so i could definitely do it better i think. maybe ill repost it at some point LOL #but i like the lineart. yayyyy. okay back to pokemon #love you all. mwah

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the-meme-monarch · 4 months ago

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oh no people don't know that one billion lions vs one of every pokemon is literally just sharks are smooth as hell 2. it's put your finger in the barrel of the gun to stop the bullet 2

#words from the monarch #its obvious if you think abt it for even a moment that one of every pokemon would win. sayinf 'but its one billion lions' is the joke #like 'sharks are smooth as hell' and 'put your finger in the barrel of the gun to stop the bullet' you are arguing with a brick wall #the joke is Yes Obviously the one side is wrong. obviously sharks arent smooth and obviously the gun would blow your hand apart. they ar #they are brick walling your explanation with 'idk whats wrong w your hands sharks are smooth' and 'no your finger would stop it'

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disgracefulthings · 5 months ago

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Luo Binghe: Shang Qinghua!

Shang Qinghua, startled: Eep! I mean, how can I help you Junshang

Luo Binghe: I'm planning a surprise for my husband and I need you to distract him during the afternoon as I prepare it

Shang Qinghua: Say no more! I have a sure fire way to distract Cucumber-Bro for at least a couple of hours

Luo Binghe: See that you do

At the Bamboo House

Shang Qinghua: Cucumber-Bro! I have an important question

Shen Qingqiu: Make it quick, I don't feel like wasting time with you today

Shang Qinghua: Who would win in a fight: A billion lions or all the Pokemon?

Shen Qingqiu: ...

#the argument lasted longer than a couple of hours #lbh never used sqh again bc it was TOO effective #who chose a billion lions #and who chose all the pokemon #honestly this argument probably lasted them a few days #luo binghe #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #peerless cucumber #bingqiu #mxtx #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system

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sealsdaily · 1 year ago

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Today's Seals Are: The Popplio Line

#seals #pinniped #daily #pokemon #fictional species #But i think popplio is based on the california sea lion!#confession: i picked litten. But these have seriously grown on me in the years so next playthrough. i will probably pick these. so lovely #I really like they have this feminine design going for a starter with a 75% male ratio. win for gncity TBH

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kagooleo · 1 year ago

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the gangs all here!!!

#kagarts #rival silver #trainer kris #trainer ethan #trainer lyra #johto #pokemon gsc #pokemon hgss #I think it’s fascinating seeing so many interpretations of this bunch #on who is champion or what each of them do in postgame/timeskip scenarios #it’s really cool seeing so many variations of each like. hell yeah man #here’s a lot of factoids on designs sorry for the wall of text in advaaaaaance #lance picked silver’s main cape color and chose white so he would appear less intimidating and approachable when teaching kids about dragons #lugia matchy too for that dragon connection there #kris’ gear revolves around biking and the lil tassles were an attempt at suicune ribbons #she has aspects from all the lion dogs in her full fit (she gets a helmet and jet/boostpack)#channeling kamen rider and bomb rush cyberfunk/jet set radio to give her a more future vibe #ethan I personally wanted to channel the ken sugimori chill vibe of how he was drawn #very old school (college fit); with a bit of early age grunge #friend to all birds and does a bit of nature/wildlife photography (based on the hgss picture taking feature!)#also loves the pokeathlon #he gets a ho-oh pattern/colorset for his tracksuit #lyra in this interpretation is the champion and got to battle red #protag to protag communication happened and she wants to set a better example for trainers going forward #a great teacher who wants to encourage the next set of trainers to set out on their own journeys #she’ll be the champion until she has to pass that torch on #but she also cares for the ilex shrine as per family tradition (even taking that with her into her champion outfit! celebi dresssss :D)

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puppyeared · 1 year ago

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Big cat

#ft my poorly drawn monstera leaves for vibe #I was thinking abt shinx and luxray like. I know theyre supposed to be lions but I feel like cheetah or serval would work well too #like with electricity and stuff. wouldnt speed and agility make more sense for an electric type? esp a cat shaped electric type?#maybe it would be ok for luxray to be heavy built because itd be really big by then. but I thought hey it would be cool if its preevolutions #could focus on speed for escaping. escaping and hunting yknow #maybe this is just because I watched a cheetah documentary last night and thought they were cool #I also have a hc that luxray can charge up electricity and make its whole body glow like an x ray #like you can see it’s bones through the blue parts of skin. either as a threat display or courtship #the shinier and bluer the fur is the better you can see the bones. which would mean its feeding itself well #but Im not a biology expert Im just using what I learned from birds LOL #so sososo normal abt luxray line (is my favorite pokemon)#my art #myart #pokemon #illustration #shinx #Luxio #luxray #luxray line

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pichiicake · 2 years ago

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#pokemon #entei #shinx #luxio #luxray #solgaleo #litleo #pyroar #lion #The random Pokemon generator said lions so I drew them all #All hail the Random Pokemon generator

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danshive · 3 months ago

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Pokémon win against a billion lions because a billion lions is unsustainable, and multiple pokémon can escape by flying, digging, surfing, and/or teleporting, at which point they can wait out the lions.

#dan shive says stuff #pokémon #pokemon #a billion lions

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pecuchoo · 8 months ago

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