#Uh-oh.

[kopivie]

A little Dan Heng thought for you:

Sitting together in the archive/ Dan Heng’s room late into the night, until the whole Express is dark and silent and the only light source is your booklights and the only sounds your quiet breathing and the periodic soft swish of a page being turned. Maybe you’re sitting next to each other on some chairs, or on the bed.

The next morning when March unceremoniously pounds on the door and shouts for you lazy cows (affectionate) to wake up, you both jolt awake and find yourselves both in the same positions as the night before, books still lying open in your hands. You must’ve both fallen asleep. (Even better if your head has fallen onto his shoulder and then his onto yours so you’re both subconsciously leaning into each other upon waking, before quickly moving apart when you wake up and doing anything but acknowledging it…)

Also, I like to imagine that his earrings work as earphones as well, so quite often he’s playing music when people are trying to talk to him and either unintentionally or intentionally ignoring them, depending on who they are, or one might find him humming under his breath to a song when organising files in the catalogue. You’re the only person he shares his earphones with, and as you listen to more music while sharing them, he finds your music taste slowly slipping into his own…

-🎻 anon

i can imagine the most lovely sort of slow burn with dan heng... or at the very least, a beautiful subtle romance. the kind where people are aware that the two of you are friendly, but they kind of have to squint to see the romantic gestures. (unless you openly kiss his cheek in front of people. you don't do it often, so it always comes as a surprise.)

when march wakes the two of you up, you're at the point in your relationship where the two of you separately acknowledge your feelings for one another, so occurrences like this are enough to send your heart aflutter.

there's really nothing quite like nursing a mutual crush. lingering touches are more common and intimate – the acceptance on both ends nutures the most beautiful feeling of security, and damn if dan heng doesn't make you feel so secure..

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

[mini-leafster]

Maybe we should wake her up? Tap tap up and attem

[girpgorp]

decided my fetal kwamis deserved a little lore

[jeyneofpoole]

they’re unionizing

[endothermic-rain]

what do u think abt ogrim?

Ogrim! He's very dear to me. I don't think about him often, but he's very special. I don't believe I've ever put how I feel about him into words.

I can't say I love his boss fight—learning the Desolate Dive cheese kind of took the fun out of it for me—but it was so enjoyable the first time I encountered him. Until later on in the game, I had trouble letting myself enjoy the boss fights and would instead get really ticked off if I didn't beat a boss right away, but I just loved Dung Defender's boss fight because he seems so delighted to fight with you! He's having so much fun reliving his glory days. It's wonderful.

It's always a pleasure to see him whenever I do the Pantheons in Godhome. He's not an enemy—he is a friend. A welcome visitor before I get beaten to death by the other bosses.

Where's the "I'm patting their head" bingo tile? :(

[andhumanslovedstories]

Nurse giving me report on a patient: and by the way so you’re not caught off guard, he has a tattoo that says “confident fag” on his chest

Me, a confident dyke: haha nice

The nurse: what?

Me: sorry I’m also gay and think that tattoo rules

The nurse: ????????

Me:

Me remembering I don’t hear so good: what did you say the tattoo was?

The nurse: a confederate flag

Me: OH NO WAIT OOPS

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.

Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'

A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.

Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.

I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.

Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.

What are these acronyms?

[brawcolie]

just a bunch of cwap, really

[itzkatty12]

She's sure is a damaged OC

[squanchys-standup]

just saw hozier live and he thanked everyone for using their hard earned money to come see him and support him. yeah you would never find taylor having that sentiment.

for reference my ticket was 80 dollars.

the cheapest ticket i found for taylor’s upcoming show was 549 dollars. (i compared multiple third party sellers)

and i haven’t even mentioned how all art is political. and how hozier chooses to uplift ceasefires. he encouraged us to contact our u.s. representatives. how is opener (a black queer person) thanked hozier for creating a world where it’s safe for her.

[wellhalesbells]

Sometimes you watch a show and you're like: wow, they had a serious show bible for this. And you just know it's treated like the holy grail it is by everyone involved, that it's laminated, that it's got annotations, footnotes, color coordination, a section for foreshadowing, callbacks, foils and parallels, that an eye blink doesn't get blunk without it matching that character's arc for the season and the show overall.

And sometimes you watch a show and you know that show had a pamphlet, one with, say, the word TEEN written on the front, WOLF on the back and just [TBD] splatted inside, probably with (abs?) scrawled on the bottom somewhere. And someone put their gum in it around the start of the fourth season.

[newttxt]

lulaw bodyswap (or, the exquisite humiliation of trafalgar law) for @strawhattery's birthday!

bonus: the original toilet humor gag that ended up on the chopping block

[coddda]

I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

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