#Uchiha Hikaku

[oh-no-its-bird]

Thinking about my desire for a mistaken identity time travel fic where Obito and Sasuke get tossed into the warring states, but bc Sasuke looks like an Izuna clone and Obito for some reason gets the wild hair look back, they keep being mistaken for Madara and Izuna.

Notably, they keep being mistaken for Madara and Izuna as they are in the middle of attempting to beat the ever-loving shit out of eachother.

And because Obito likes causing problems for Madara and Sasuke shrimply does not give a fuck and might even appreciate the fake identity alibi, they do nothing to actually deny the mistaken identity. Obito actually encourages it, usually by loudly agreeing with whoever shouts "omg its Uchiha Madara" as he lights shit on fire.

Anything to cause the real Madara more problem, right? Karma, bitch aa

He actually wants to cut his hair short again but the temptation of getting to continue to ruin Madara's reputation is too good, so he doesnt

ANYWAYS. Thinking about all of the above again w the context of my "Kakashi is related to and bears a resemblance to Tobirama" agenda thats been steadily growing in like. Actually, I think almost every Kakashi fic Ive written so far (oops)

Maybe I want Kakashi in this now. Maybe I'm also thinking about Tenzo, who got the same "oh for some strange reason my hair is longer now" treatment as Obito and with the Mokuton, can now be mistake as Hashirama by those who have never seen him. Or even people who have seen him but logically assume he's wearing a henge.

There's only one known man with the power of Mokuton-- why would the ever believe it wasn't Hashirama (unless they were close enough to the man to truly doubt it on a personal level)

I have no real ideas for an overarching plot, but like. Obito, Sasuke, Kakashi and Tenzo mistaken identity time travel my beloved,,

Kakashi and Tenzo traveled + landed together and Obito and Sasuke did the same so neither group is aware of the other

(Kakashi and Obito eventually figure it out bc of the shared eye connection I think)

But in the mean time they actually keep managing to avoid each other bc they'll hear rumors ab "Uchiha Madara" being spotted in the town over (Obito continues to be very loud about it very on purpose) and then avoid going there, while Sasuke hears the same, figures its Obito, and sprints over to try and bash his face in

Obito finally eventually gets cornered by Kakashi, Tenzo, and Sasuke and gets his shit rocked fr fr send tweet

Sasuke and Kakashi bonding moment(s) where we tackle the uhh. Everything. Of canon. And Sasuke gives Kakashi a crumb of respect back or smthn

Idk but I just want to see Sasuke call him sensei, don't ask me how we'd get there

Meanwhile when they're finally like, exposed or whatever there's just SUCH a mess there to be had

I'm choosing Uchiha Hikaku as my first contact bc I love him dearly and think he serves as good middleground between ranks of importance and relevance

So like. Picture this.

You are Hikaku. You're sent out to investigate some rumors about Madara and Izuna fucking shit up and causing a general mess some ways away. A henge, a slander campaign, the real Madara-sama is sure.

You get there and find 3 people fighting.

(Obito, Kakashi and Tenzo's first interaction. It's tense. They may all come from the final battle, after Obito changed his mind, but there were a lot of things left unsaid and also they all probably just wanna beat the shit out of eachother anyways. Things happen, things are said, a fight is had)

Two of them bear a passing resemblance to Madara and Tobirama respectively, and the 3rd has the look of a Senju to him.

Ok. So, Senju slander campaign? Gone... wrong, he'd assume by the fact that they were all fighting.

You then recognize that the fake Madara has mismatched eyes (!!!! What the fuck !!! Culturally significant thing there !! Was he born like that? Was it a transplant?)

And the fake Tobirama(?) has a whole stolen sharingan he seems to be ACTIVLEY using (WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! SOUND THE ALARMS!!!!! BLOODLINE THIEF ALERT !!!!!!!!)

You debate between just watching or entering the fight, but then the fake Tobirama makes some sort of reference to his sharingan eye belonging to the fake Madara's.

All thoughts come to a screeching halt.

Ok. So. Gonna get involved now.

There's a clear side here (Uchiha vs potential Senju) Hikaku can not leave his clanmate to die, and he doesn't yet know how he might have been involved in the slander campaign so it's honestly best to put this guy in his pocket and bring him back to Madara anyways

So Hikaku enters the battle, everyone makes appropriate shocked pikachu faces bc no one noticed him and aw shit it's gonna get more complicated, cool, awesome, great

(Also note; Hikaku became the eventual Uchiha head after Madara's defection so there's also a "oh shit no way" reaction from Obito specifically who knows this information. And also maybe Kakashi who I imagine knows a lot of Konoha's history and politics)

Battle continues, Tenzo uses Mokuton, Hikaku gets appropriately freaked the FUCK out at the idea of another mokuton user

Then Sasuke comes crashing out of nowhere , yay !!!

(Kakashi and Tenzo, who did not know Sasuke was here yet and are only seeing him for the first time, make more surprised pikachu faces)

Sasuke, who... possibly knew Kakashi and Tenzo were around and may have been avoiding them, wanting to signal that for now at least they were all on the same side (against Obito) nods to Kakashi specifically and gives a tense and sort of stilted, "sensei."

SO. HIKAKU IS KIND OF GOING THROUGH IT OVER HERE NOW.

Sasuke is a dead fucking wringer for Izuna in the way that only a direct relation can be. I'm talking they could absoloutley pass for twins kind of relation. Worst of all, they look around the same age (Sasuke is only a few years younger)

Hikaku is no longer fighting with a strange Uchiha against Senju agents he's now fighting with an Uchiha against another Uchiha (who's a dead wringer for his clan heir !!!!) He does not know who to believe or what side to exist on.

(Had this false Izuna called the fake Tobirama sensei? Oh god—)

Things happen, whether they lose or escape I don't know but it ends with an incredibly confused and concerned Hikaku returning to the Uchiha clan compound with tales of bloodline theft, another mokuton user, and horrifically— A possible sibling, lost and raised by the senju in secret.

Yeah. So. Madara won't react well to that. Madara won't react well to that at all.

(Izuna won't either, in the slightest. Does... does he have a twin...? Did he have a twin once, lost too early for their parents to bear to tell them...?)

It's incredibly hard for the Senju to deny any involvement when Hikaku has sharingan perfect memories to share of the fake-Izuna (Sasuke, they had called him Sasuke) standing side by side with a man who resembles Tobirama and another who is very fucking clearly using Mokuton. And that's "very fucking clearly using mokuton" seen by someone who has SEEN mokuton used in battle. Multiple times. He will not mistake it for anything else.

Anyways oops sorry for creating a horrible political scandal and also probably making the Uchiha/Senju wore like 10 times more charged teehee </3

(Obito doesn't give a shit. Sasuke swings violently between caring both too little and too much depending on the hour of the day and how the issue is framed. Kakashi and Tenzo are.... distracted. And undecided. And care about this issue from an "aw shit but Konoha wait no—" view point)

Ummmmm anyways endgame Konoha is made early (but possibly with a bit more blood involved) and Hikaku is made Hokage bc I fucking love Hikaku, yay the end !!!

[orphicswanart]

IT'S PONY TIME, IT'S PONY TIME (my specialty)

well, this is a trilogy now of Madatobi + baby Kagami stuff and this time we have ponies.

Decided to make the Uchiha kirins and now Kagami is a little hybrid.

Izuna is confused on how two guys can have a baby....*magic* Izuna it's just *MAGIC*

Hashirama wasn't happy when he heard that Madara knocked up his little baby brother so he decided to ban him from seeing Tobirama but allowed Madara to write to Tobi and vice versa so his best friend knew Tobi and the baby were in good condition, and after Kagami was born he was allowed to see them because Hahirama isn't cruel just overprotective.

[hibiscusseaart]

a sudden collab with @oh-no-its-bird !!! Theme: Kakashi the Moon shrine Maiden and Hikaku the oiran.

(don't question it, it's discord server thing. you would know if you were there)

Piece with my lines and Bird's colors:

obsessed with Hikaku's flowers it inspired me so hard

Piece with my colouring and Bird's lineart + reference sheet [HERE!]

[lilshoots]

Can you draw Hikaku? :)

I'm definitely have a soft spot for him)

[denialcity]

finally finished this comic! (related) redraw from girl genius text under the cut

Hikaku: .... is that? Izuna: It's nii-san! A gigantic statue of nii-san! Hashirama: um >< Hikaku: I like it! Izuna: me too! Hashirama: REALLY? Hikaku: the tourists will love it! Izuna: Nii-san will HATE it! Hashirama: EHH why!? It's beautiful. Izuna: You're right, you're right. You should do MORE. In different poses. Hikaku: (Tours! Merch! Photo opps!)

[vaan-goo]

[zentriii]

yk that concept of werewolves just turning into silly doggos at the full moon? that but it’s the uchiha clan turning into cats

given the infinite tsukuyomi works by reflecting a genjutsu onto the moon via rinne-sharingan, which spreads its effects to those outside the range of the castor, one can say the moon has an amplifying effect on dojutsus, specifically the rinnegan/sharingan. so for uchiha who’ve awakened their sharingan? you could tangle them together more and say the moon enhances the strength of their eyes

if a full moon means don't fuck with the uchihas, then when there’s no moon? kitty cat transformation time >:3

it would probably be a pretty normal affair in the clan since most everyone awakens it, such is the life of a shinobi etc etc

(if there’s a civilian portion of the clan, the intersection of the two would be so fun. the swordsmith visiting their clan head’s house to drop off some fish bc the heir got their sharingan this month and in the frenzy of it all the amount of food that’s safe for cats got low)

((on that note, foodstuff cats can’t eat would only apply when they’re in cat form but i’m sure they have in-clan superstitions about how it should be avoided as humans as well but. there are differing levels of compliance to that))

anyways. cat uchihas in the clan compound = absolutely normal sight amoung themselves. nothing new. cat uchihas OUTSIDE the clan compound on a new moon. well then.

team minato on a weeklong mission and one night when obikaka are rooming together kakashi wakes up in a cold sweat bc obito suddenly smells like cat. taking getting along like cats and dogs to a whole new level w them lol

silly lads like shisui n kagami n mikoto (in my mind) are probably pushing things off shelves like :3c esp when crashing with their non-uchiha buddies

itachi n fugaku being grumpy/hissy/fussy asshole cats for various reasons (i’d pin itachi as being sensitive to the sensation changes meanwhile fugaku just wants to be unbothered. he knows his wife is terrorizing the clan kids who haven’t awoken their sharingan and he supports her, he’s just enjoying the one night of the month he doesn’t have to live up to any expectations by himself)

uhh did i forget anyon– oh yes the founders

madara tries to be a dignified cat but he bristles when offended/startled (often n easily) and is LOUD izuna is that black cat which is just eyes in a Shape. somehow always there where u never expect him. watching. sometimes messing around w kagami. also loud but affectionate in the annoying way n he does it on purpose <3

hikaku is impossible to spot n looks like the normal one but he gets roped into whatever silly things kagami and izuna like to do on occasion. no one who doesn't know him suspects his involvement

man. now i'm thinking abt tobirama w his big cat summons and how people adjusted to this in early konoha.

it's probably not something they advertised, given that it's a possible point of exploitation, but would totally be brushed off as "it's just a thing we do," when people ask or turned onto others like "you don't transform w the moon?? weak."

edit: let’s ignore how i forgot sasuke but if u watched naruto in any capacity i think u can guess what sorta cat he is <3

[maphel-n-doodles]

Okay I just got an idea, Tobirama and Hikaku are like two co-workers who snarks their other co-workers together. But since everyone notice how the only Uchiha he gets along is Hikaku, rumor sparks that they got together to the point that someone even exaggerated that they are now married and Tobirama is now Kagami’s Step father lmao. (Which is not true but Hikaku is a single dad) But Tobirama is infatuated with Madara and it is reciprocated. Madara heard about this and the jealousy volcano just rises up. Chaos Chaos everywhere.

Hikaku is an unfortunate casualty in the world's worst enemies to lovers office romance.

[epitome-of-an-openbook]

Warring Clans/Founders Era Naruto fanon things that are canon to me:

- Touka Senju and Hikaku Uchiha, they may or may not be real characters, I don't know and I don't want to know - regardless their personalities are kind of widely agreed upon in fanfics and that is canon TO ME

- Tobirama's sensing abilities being unmatched, and that he felt his little brothers die because of it - it's horrifying, and sad, and soooooo compelling so it is CANON to ME

- Madara doesn't brush his hair, I see it often enough that it's canon to ME

- Butsuma is a worse dad than Taijima - to me, this is canon

- Tobirama is albino, is there canonical evidence? sort of. is it ever outright stated? nope. Is it canon? TO ME IT IS

- EDIT because I forgot one. Tobirama has snow leopard summons - nothing has ever made more sense and that means its canon (to me)

[madbuns]

You make me feel so depressed Part 1

In which Madara reincarnates as a cat, a big cat, and lives with his roommate, who is also reincarnated but without memories, and is somehow causing him depression by how much of a mess he is. Pray for him. (Jk get wrekt lmfaooooo)

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Transcript under the cut

[Page 1]

"Tobirama-san is as handsome as always, ne.... Even at this state still good looking."

"Too bad he's already married though—"

"Eh—?? Really?! I didn't know that... "

"En, he may not say it outright. But from the bentos he's bringing everyday, to the occasional calls that sounded like worry, he really is married."

"Ah~ I see! They're probably a match made in heaven!"

"Truthfully it would be a wonder that there's someone who can handle such a workaholic recluse, but that's love for you I guess."

[Page 2]

Box 1: angry that his last deluxe can he was saving got eaten before he could even take a bite

Box 2: accidentally ate cat food thinking it was sushi (surprisingly delicious)

"It looked very convincing—"

"Mrp." (The fucking can was right there)

"Yes I should have realized the open canned tin next to it should be obvious but—"

"Hrrrp!" (You should have! I was saving it for a special occasion, you dumb human!)

"You did leave it on the table so the fault also lies on you—"

"Hrm." (I'm not the one shoving random food in my mouth like a toddler has modern day living dulled your senses istg you're going to raise my blood pressure more than it already has by Hashirama back then you two little shits—)

"... "

[Transcript ends]

[al-stuffy]

Ok so, I know Founders Week is over

But that doesn't mean we only have one week in the whole year to show our love for Naruto Founders!

So I will do a series of polls where the Founders will be the protagonists 🎉

~•First Round•~

In case you don't know what I'm talking about

@foundersweek

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[phlebasphoenician]

POTENTIAL NEW HIKAKU ZINE ON THE HORIZON GUYS

[spookysshadow]

River baby Tobirama AU:

Lady Senju gives birth to her second son while Butsuma is fighting the Uchiha again. When she holds him in her arms she immediately realizes that her husband will never accept such a child.

He's perfect, a sweet little boy who she knows she'd love with all her heart. But those eyes - those little eyes, so full of curious wonder, were too reminiscent of their enemies.

So, Lady Senju begs her midwife to hide the child, send him somewhere far away so he can live a life away from all this war and devastation, has her bundle him up in the softest fabrics, a little note tucked away, close to his heart.

And while Lady Senju tearfully tells her husband that the baby was a still born, the midwife gently places the baby in the Naka, letting the current take him far away from them.

Unbeknownst to the Senju, a weary father is trailing along the river, on the opposite side, hears the small sniffles of a newborn and freezes. For a moment, the man believes the ghost of the son he never got to meet is following him.

But no, the sound continues and it gets closer, until suddenly he sees a tiny basket bobbing along the Naka. Carefully he snatches the baby out of the water, bewildered that anyone would abandon such a little gift.

Takeshi Uchiha peers inside the basket and gasps when two little red eyes blink up at him. The baby's cheeks are pink from his cries and the man can't help but scoop him up and hold the tiny bundle to his chest, rocking him gently as he coos.

There's a note, slightly damp from the night air: Please take care of me - Tobirama.

Tajima greets his brother at the gates of the compound, brows furrowed as he takes in the new addition.

"They left him in the river... I couldn't abandon him too."

The clan head nods. The Uchiha are not known for picking up strays, but the loss of his sister-in-law and his nephew has been hard on everyone, and none so much as his elder brother. Tajima walks them both back to the main house, where his wife, kids, and little nephew await them.

Takeshi places the tiny bundle into his son's arms, introduces the baby as his new little brother and waits.

Little Hikaku stares down at those little red eyes, before looking back up at his father. "What's his name?"

"Tobirama."

Hikaku offers a little smile as he stares back down at Tobirama, who blinks up at him and gurgles. The little Uchiha laughs. "Hi! It's nice to meet you, I can't wait to play with you."

[al-hekima-madara-blog]

Uchiha family tree (Headcanon)

Madara Golden Age ~ lore

There are two things that the Uchiha clan from the Warring states era cherishes the most : sheer strength and sons.

In this department, Tajima had always been considered as the blessed one in the main family line. His strength was undisputable amongst his peers, his flamboyant sense of bravado appealing and his wife gives him five sons.

His older brother Daisuke always kept hard feeling toward this younger brother who was way too irreverent, charismatic and who became the head of the clan jumping over their birth order. Moreover his marriage with Kiyo gave him three daughters. All this bitterness makes him a distant father and a difficult husband. He often compensated his lack of cleverness by an unkind character.

Their little sister Hanako has always avoided taking side between her two older brothers' feuds . Early in life, she knew that a female kunoichi is rarely considered in this overly male-centric family unless she can demonstrate an abnormal mastery of ninjutsu like her sister-in-law, Tajima's wife. Hanako did a rare thing for a member of the main line, she chose love over prestige and bloodline. She married a shinobi from a minor uchiha lineage against Tajima's will. When she got pregnant, the head of the clan had no choice but accept this union. Finally she was the one enjoying the most peaceful life far from the tragedies that fell over her elders.

More details on their family trees in Madara Golden Age chapter 7 : Coming of Age

[denialcity]

for adoration grow - tobiizu unconventional hanahaki au - 629/?

"We have at least ten," Izuna protested weakly, and Hikaku actually tsk-ed at him. Time to be shameless. "Cousin pleaseeee?"

"I don't want to have to hide anything from Miyabi-san," Hikaku refused. "And I don't want you to have to hide anything from Miyabi-san either."

"So, after?" Izuna asked. "You're not going to the Senju today, right?" 

"We agreed on a couple of days to rest after the banquet all-nighter," Hikaku confirmed. "But I don't—" 

The door shuddered and the silhouette of an elegant woman showed through the door.

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