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hiii, leehan (+ taesan 🤭) anon here…….. >:)
and oh PLEASE. i feel even sicker now bc as i was having more…… thoughts, i remembered 230914 leehan w blush (PLS search it up i’m going insane) and 🫠 pretty leehan with his rosy cheeks, plump lips open and ofc forgetting to swallow, saliva dripping out of his mouth, his messy hair……. </3 n also he gets so shy whenever he gets compliments so i can 100% see him whining whenever you tell him how pretty he looks when he’s so fucked out. but he’d be such a sweet sub :( his whole body trembling with the effort of holding back whenever you ride him bc he’s not allowed to cum first but he’s feeling so good !!! n his big, teary, puppy eyes eventually makes u melt so you just allow him to let himself go (even when atp it happens every single time but it’s leehan so who cares). omg this was all over the place i’m so sorry i just love talking abt leehan bc he’s so PRETTY HHHHHHH.
also, can i be 🫧 anon? hehe (if it’s not taken alr)
(send bnd asks to @angeltsan)
please create a blog and write smth like ur so good 🙏🏾🙏🏾 the bonedo community needs u 😖😖😖 (also yess u can be 🫧 anon)
thinking abt him being so fucked out with his blushed cheeks and messy hair,, he's got his mouth latched onto ur nipple and his big hands are grabbing at the plushness of ur chest,, he'd keep moaning against u,, just staring up with his pretty eyes. he keeps squirming about as he does this,, you've edged him nearly to his limit but he won't complain,, he loves the discomfort. tears would prick at his eyes when you play in his hair,, you'd think he's used to being called your pretty boy or being complimented but without fail he'd let out those little noises in response to those little compliments,, he'd pretty much cum by accident when u slowly run ur fingertips up his length,, he's so giggly when he cums but nonetheless he'd apologize for it. he's so loopy atp that all he can do is giggle and latch onto u with his fucked out eyes,, god he's so pretty 😖😖😖
#bunny chats <3#🫧 anon#UR SOOOOOOOO#u being the leehan and taesan anon#... insane on ur part but i love it#very much appreciate it#kpop smut#boynextdoor leehan smut#boynextdoor hard hours#boynextdoor smut#bnd leehan smut#bnd smut
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mutual masturabtion with satoru that turns into your fingers in his mouth and his fingers in your mouth and you using each other’s spit to get the other off. satoru is always a little gentler with you, swirling his fingers around in your open mouth, applying pressure with the pads to your tongue; wide, attentive eyes trying to commit the image of your open mouth to memory—it’d be easier if he weren’t audibly moaning himself, eyes threatening to roll shut when the feeling of your fingers in his mouth sinks in. longer nails carefully scratching at his tongue, lewdly wrapping his lips around your digits to suck and he always gets carried away and ends up choking just a bit. you’re both high on each other already, and it doesn’t help when you simultaneously remove your fingers from each other’s mouth; your path is straight, using wet fingers to wrap around satoru’s cock, just below the head with a squeeze that makes him whimper. satory always strays, stopping to tease around your nipples, down your chest, dragging the tip of his index finger over your navel before finally, finally, angling his hand to cup your pussy, still finding room to tease your clit with his palm before sinking his fingers inside
#this is just me saying i want his fingers in my mouth and that hes into fingers in his whatever whatever WHATEVER !#he's soooooooo idk one of the most attractive things about satory ==u#is that hes just . like hes into whatever ur into#and he's very ... reciprocal? like yeah he'll choke u if u want it but also u can do it to him too yk#jjk fluff#gojo x reader#💌
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i know i said more dom!reader blah blah blah sorry arlecchino rotted my brain severely. tmasc bunny!arle giving me severe brain damage /pos
(he/him prns used for arle)
at a glance, the big ears and small puffball of a tail might temporarily make you think Arlecchino is far sweeter then he actually is. how could anyone who looked so cute be anything but, right?
but you know better. you serve under Lord Arlecchino - literally. tucked under his desk while he makes you slobber and choke all over his strap. you barely get to breathe with his hand fisted in your hair, keeping you right where he wants you. if you've been particularly exemplary on your little missions, he might even let you sit on his lap. though whether thats worse or not is debatable, making you cockwarm him as he works. and you'd better keep quiet, too. he's not above muzzling you or just straight up shoving his fingers into your mouth to silence you while you squirm on his lap.
maybe if you last until he's done he'll fuck you properly. bend you over his desk and pound your pretty little holes until you're unable to stand. he'll still make you clean up his strap afterwards, of course.
it's when he's in a bad mood that he really gets going. sheds the act of polite, dignified little bunny. no, he's here to break you in and use you like the little toy you are. and you'll let him, won't you? drooling all over his strap when he fucks your throat raw, drags you into the nearest room the moment he sees you to watch your eyes roll back into your head as his cock stretches you out..
he's just as much of a mess as you are when he's this pent up, though. he doesn't bother keeping up appearances when he just has some pent up stress to get out. if you could even think straight you'd notice his puffball of a tail wagging and his ears drooping as he ruts into you, panting and grunting against your ear when you cum around his strap for the tenth time. you could almost swear you heard him whimper, but you'll be in a world of punishment if you mention it the next day (he absolutely did).
#minors dni#genshin impact smut#genshin smut#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader#misc#arlecchino smut#arlecchino x reader#arle the stone butch that u r mwah#im a stone butch but im a stone butch with an exception#and the exception is arle he can do whatever he wants 2 me#obligatory mention that this isnt a genderbend. arle isnt a man here. thumbs up#hes just a butch. respect ur local butches 2 day!#anyway arle wearing the harness over his pants propaganda#its soooooooo#twirls hair. sir.#yall remember that tmasc arle thing i talked abt a bit ago. this is just that w bunny arle ough..#tmasc arle w a breeding kink who cant breed reader got me acting up like PLEASEEEEEE#i need normally super dignified arle to be so desperate he starts whimpering bc he wants to breed reader so bad it makes him look stupid#has this been done yet. g-d i hope so. i will ascend#tmasc bunny arle destroying every piece of furniture in the hoth in his efforts can i can a F 2 pay respects#i loveeeeeeeeee dignified super serious arle okay. is arle whimpering a little ooc. maybe#but he deserves to whimper!!!!! let him be pathetic okay thats my pookie :(#tmasc stone butch arle could fix me though i need. 2 write a proper fic abt rthis#arle is more like a hare but its also funnier 2 imagine he just presents himself as a hare so know no one knows hes a silly little guy#grabs his ears. free handlebars!!!!!!!!!#(disclaimer i am not responsible for what happens if u do)#okay ill shut up now I PROMISE...maybe.
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i like the car movies a lot.......
#cars#pixar cars#lightning mcqueen#sally carrera#my art#art#drawing#fanart#sketch#these r SOOOOOOOO messy dont worry abt jt#i love sally n mcqueen so muhcnman#sally the love of my LIFEEEE#also his pyjamas in the court sketch r. bc i asked my pals what we think he was wearing when he got separated from mack. bc its SO funny to#imagine him in his pjs in court trying to seduce sally#like realisitclally hes probably not. they peobably gave him a change of clothes he did in fact make a mess#but man.....the idea of him stood there in his own branded pjs . .....it enamours me#temporary wheelchair user mcqueen after his crash is reel to me <3#he doesnt even need it for that long but by god he decks it out#note that they have rings on in the cars 3 ones...theyre married...#the second one is all sally when she arrived at radiator sprrriiings i rhink of her too much#ft flo & sheriff#ur sheriff. ur watching the road leading into town (even the towns basically dead anyway noones fucking coming in so ur legit just sat ther#eating lunch and thinking abt ur husband). a blue porsche rolls in and ur like huh. a visitor. thats new. the porsche suddenly just gives#out in the middle of the road and ur like. oh shit lemme call mater. before u get the chance to do that u r cut off by the LONGEST BEEP#IN HISTORY as sally carrera#burnt out from lawyering#slams her head on the wheel and yells FUCKKKKKKKKKK. this is MY canon now.#sheriff watching a stressed 20 smth in a business suit repeatedly knock her head against her steering wheel while muttering about#how this Has to be her annoying bosses fault somehow#wondering if he should offer her some help or just let her get it out of her system
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mermaid reader and pirate/sailor sevika
sevika would be such a good pirate! she's ruthless and driven and really fucking smart, could you imagine her in one of those billowing white shirts??? i just nutted.
anyways, let's be cliche. it's so fun.
men and minors dni
you're out swimming when you come upon a shipwreck. judging by the wreckage still in flames, it had happened pretty recently. you swim closer, eager to see what kind of treasures were on board. as you approach the debris, you hear a groan. you freeze, your eyes scanning the water for a sailor as you sink into the water, just your eyes above the waves.
it's been a while since you had a sailor, and human is always a nice treat when you've been feasting on fish for a while. you bite your lip as you start slowly swimming around the various floating barrels and shrapnel.
there's a few dead men bobbing on the surface of the sea face down. you scrunch your nose in disgust as you navigate the bodies, swimming toward the moaning that's echoing over the waves. humans only taste good when they're still warm.
as the last remaining yards of the main mast sink below the surface, a loud, animalistic scream sounds out from behind you. you whip around. your eyes catch on a moving figure. as you swim closer, you're eyes adjust, and you realize that it's a human hugging onto a bobbing barrel. you grin, your sharp fangs descending from your gums as you duck beneath the surface and swim under the barrel.
two feet below the floating human, you can only see their flailing legs. you smile. human legs are so strange looking. you reach out to run one of your long, sharp nails down their pant leg, laughing when they start to panic, flailing around in the water. "what the fuck was that?!" you hear their garbled shout out above the water. you giggle, then wrap your hand around their ankle. a loud shriek rings out and they nearly kick your face with their free leg. you dodge them and swim away, slowly rising to the surface behind where they're scrambling to straddle the barrel and get their body out of the water. you chuckle.
the sailor whips around to face you, and you both simultaneously gasp.
it's a woman, you think in shock. her breasts are heaving, and the thin white shirt she's wearing is doing nothing to conceal her chest now that it's soaked. her silver eyes are wild, her black hair is plastered to her face, her brown skin is dotted with drops of water. a pretty woman.
"fuck." she whispers. you giggle again, swimming closer to her as she scrabbles at the barrel in fear. "fuck fuck fuck." she curses. you stop ten feet away from her.
"i've never seen a human woman before." you say. she freezes.
"y-you can talk?" she asks. you giggle. humans always ask that.
"what are you doing out here?" you ask. the woman blinks at you.
"are... are you gonna kill me?" she asks. you shrug and smirk.
"dunno." you say honestly. "never killed a woman before."
it's silent for a moment. then, "aren't you supposed to sing?" she asks. you burst into laughter.
"only if i was trying to lure you. but... you don't really have anywhere else to go, do you?" the woman studies you and you study her. "you're very pretty." you say. the human laughs. what a lovely sound. "what are you doing out here?" you ask her again.
"i... i was captain of this ship." she says. you blink.
"women can sail?" you ask. she scowls at you.
"'course we can." she grunts. "they just don't want us to."
you consider this, looking the woman up and down. she's shivering now, the shock and adrenaline wearing off. "doesn't look like it went very well." you say, gesturing to the floating bits of ship surrounding you. she growls.
"that's not my fuckin' fault! my navigator got scurvy!" she spits. you swim closer to her and she shuts up, gulping. you frown.
"are you scared of me?" you ask. she huffs a laugh.
"obviously." she says. you frown.
"why?"
"fuckin' look at you!" she says, gesturing her free hand at you. you look down at your body. "gills and fangs and shit! i thought mermaids were a fuckin' myth!"
you pout, sucking your fangs back up into your gums. "there. better?" you ask. the woman shrugs.
"depends."
"on?"
"are you gonna kill me?" she asks. you grin.
"dunno." you say again. she groans. "what's your name?" you ask.
"sevika." she says.
"how'd you get into sailing?"
"dad was a fisherman." she grunts.
"which flag do you sail under?" you ask. you've had horrible experiences with sailors who wave the flag with the red X on the white sheet, a few of their ships tried to hunt you for weeks. ships that fly the red X on the blue sheet carry tasty sailors, always fattened up and full of liquor. the woman before you chuckles.
"none of 'em." she says. you raise an eyebrow at her. "i... technically was not the owner of that vessel." she says, gesturing to the bottom of the sea where her ship has sunk. you grin.
"you're a pirate!?" you gasp. she shrugs.
"i guess."
"a woman pirate!?" you ask again. she chuckles at your excitement.
"yeah." she says. you swim in an excited little circle before reaching your hand out to sevika. she flinches away from it and you pout.
"come on. i'm not gonna kill you." you say, shaking your hand at her. she eyes you warily.
"right. i'm sure you say that to all the boys before you sink those freaky teeth into their throats." she says. you grin and giggle.
"well yeah, but you're not a boy." you say. she hesitates, still, and you huff, crossing your arms over your chest. "fine. i'll just leave you here to starve to death. or maybe the dehydration will get you first. you'll start drinking the saltwater to quench your thirst and that'll be it. or maybe the sun will just cook you to a crisp when it rises." you say, slowly swimming away from the pirate. panic starts creeping over her face as you speak, and when you dip beneath the water, you hear her scream.
"wait! come back!" she shouts. you giggle and pop up six inches away from her. she jumps in surprise, her grip on the barrel slipping, and she starts flailing as she begins to sink. you quickly hook one of your arms under hers, pulling her back up to the surface and holding her as she gasps and sputters for air. "thank you." she says, as she clings to you. you smile.
the woman falls asleep in your arms as you swim her to a small deserted island nearby. on the shore, with half your body still in the water, you gently tend to her wounds, cleaning them out with saltwater before dressing them with strips of her shirt. she shifts and mumbles in her sleep, but doesn't wake. you admire her for an hour or two, pressing your ear to her chest to listen to her lungs, poking at her legs and studying her toes. when the sun begins to rise, you spend an hour catching and killing fish for her, dumping the headless bodies into a pile beside her sleeping body. it occurs to you that humans drink freshwater, so you begin to swim around the perimeter of the island, looking for a river or stream where you can collect some water for your new human friend.
when you return to sevika with a sack you'd made out of leaves filled with fresh water over your shoulder, she's starting to wake up. you claw up onto the beach to lay beside her, watching her twitching eyelids blink awake.
"you're real." she grunts. you smile. "thought i imagined you." she says, sitting up. there's sand in her hair, and you reach up to brush it out.
"your hair's so soft." you say as you twirl a lock of it between your fingers. sevika looks around her, taking in the island and the supplies you'd piled by her legs. she looks back down at you.
"you brought me here?" she asks. you nod. she blinks. "and the fish?"
"figured you needed to eat." you say. you nod to the freshwater. "got you water too." you say. "the kind you can drink, i mean."
sevika laughs, slightly hysterical as she takes in the scene. you frown.
"this is like... fifty pounds of fish." she says. you blink at her.
"yeah?"
"that's way too much fish." she says. you pout.
"i thought you'd be nice. you're a woman pirate for fucks sake, you're supposed to be cool! but all you've done since we met is call me scary lookin' and insult my fish!" you say as you start to shove yourself back down the shore and into the water. "i saved your life! and i didn't eat any of the fish i got for you. i mean, except for the heads. and i brought you to land and everything! you're fuckin' heavy, you know, and i swam you all the way here! and i haven't insulted your freaky ass legs once!"
you feel better back in the water. you duck your head under and swim ten feet away from the shore, twirling in a figure eight as you refresh your dehydrated body. when you breach the water, sevika's waist deep and scrambling, her hands reaching out as she searches for you in the waves.
she spots you and her shoulders slump in relief. you back away as she starts trudging towards you.
"would you quit swimmin' away, asshole? i'm trying to get to you!" she shouts. you roll your eyes at her but stop swimming, allowing her to doggypaddle over to you.
"you should be careful. the tide'll sweep you out and then you'll be lost at sea aga--mmph!"
sevika cuts you off with a kiss.
you've never kissed anyone before. some of the girls in your pack like to play with their food before they eat-- pressing kisses to enchanted sailors before tearing their throats out-- so you've seen it before. you just never got the hype.
at least not until now. because now, sevika, the pretty woman pirate, is pressing her chapped lips against yours, her warm human hands gently cupping your jaw as she hums against your mouth. now, you feel a whirlpool in your stomach. now, you feel an altogether different kind of hunger for human flesh in your chest. you wanna taste her, so you dart your tongue out to brush against her lips. she moans against you, one of her hands wrapping around your waist, pulling you against her chest. you shudder in her arms. she's strong.
sevika pulls away with a gasp after a while, and you hold onto her shoulders to keep steady as a dizzy feeling swirls in your head.
"i'm sorry." she says. "you're right. you've been nothing but nice to me and i've been a bitch. it's just a lot. i nearly died and then got rescued by a mermaid who chose to save my life and make me breakfast instead of singing me to my final sleep." she says. your eyes are locked on her lips, your tongue licking your own as you watch them move as she speaks. "you're beautiful." she says. "like... devastatingly beautiful. i can see why so many sailors would be allured by you." she says. you smile, your eyes flicking up to hers.
"we don't really eat that many humans, you know. before you guys had boats, our diet was mainly fish." you say. sevika grins.
"so... do you wanna eat some fish with me now?" she asks, gesturing to the tiny mountain of headless fish waiting on the beach. you bite your lip.
"promise you won't kill me and sell my body to scientists or something?" you ask. sevika laughs and kisses you again.
"yeah. 's long as you keep letting me kiss you." she whispers.
those terms seem pretty agreeable to you.
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#sevika#sevika imagine#sevika arcane#sevika x reader#sevika x you#soft sevika#this was soooooooo fun to write omg.#also in case ur wondering: u end up helping sevika hijack a new ship and build a new crew#sevika builds a giant tub on deck for u#and her crew and ur pack team up and start luring asshole sailors to their deaths#for u to eat and for sevika to rob#and u guys live happily ever after obvs.#dont ask me how the mechanics of mermaid sex works#i have no idea
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day 20
✦ supportive rat ✦
#rat#rats#rat art#rattober#rattober 2024#beans rattober#2024#oh to be a rat cuddling another rat#im soooooooo so so tired today thank you me from the past who decided to take 3 day offs ur the realest one i love you have a good night
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i think it’s so funny whenever i see someone on the httyd books tag asking ‘hey guys do u think i should read the series ?? i heard it’s different from the film… is it worth it ???’ and… well yes! the answer will always be yes — if u needed a sign to read the series it’s this post i promise that book hiccup’s journey to his destiny will fundamentally change something forever in ur brain chemistry
#JUST TRUST MEEEEE#it’s highkey the adventure of ur life too#it’s soooooooo worth it#httyd books#jackshiccup text#also somehow this community is so good at keeping spoilers away frm first time readers LOL#well in my experience at least ..#read the httys books !!!!!!!!!!!
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so i'm currently seeing your art and your artstyle is so cute like what, i was wondering of my farmer would look like in your art 👉👈💘
UBER CUTESY!! i like that she looks vaguely academic 👉👈
#TY FOR LETTING ME HAVE UR FARMER !!!!#the low pony is soooooooo cute#farmer request#sdv farmer#sdv#stardew valley#id love to know who her spouse is 😋 if she has one!
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gn lovlies I’m gonna go dream about Umemiya getting bit in zombie apocalypse au
#mari says#when im stressed i think abt killing him multiple ways….hes my punching bag…my little stress ball….#this one lets me have much angst i think#his initial reluctance to tell you but if he DOESNT then he’ll turn and hurt you but asking you to finish him off before he turns???#oooo the look on his face when he knows ur gonna say you cant do it is so gentle and theres no blame at all#fun fact: i loooove zombies#all kinds#hmmm i could make him immune and his reaction when you push him out of the way not knowing that and getting bit yourself?#or him finding you after you’ve turned and he’s gotta put you out of your misery? Dreamy sigh#i started writing a lil bit but ive been soooooooo…bad. lately that i can barely get a sentence out#I wanna write blood and guts and sinew#sinew is one of my fav words#you may ask yourself “mari if he was gonna turn into a zombie what would you do” excellent question imaginary you#i’d probably just let him bite me#but i do have it in me to mercy kill him too ig#but then i think…people wanna fuck the resident evil zombies right? well….#nvm back to killing him#why didnt i do zombies for halloween? cliche#jk i was just in my seasonal depression funk#still am but im trying to get better ✌️
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arrive. make a man look like he's been shot. leave.
#shinsuke nakamura#wwe#cody rhodes#wweedit#monday night raw#wwe raw#this was so c*nty lmfao#stuff i made#shinsuke ur sooooOooo
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#KAYZ U R SOOOOOOOO BEYOND REAL#I HAVEN EVEN HEARD IT YET#BUT THE CLIPS IVE SEEN???#OH LAWWEDDDDDD#I AM BEING TESTED THIS RAMADAN FR#HOW COULD THEY#HAECHAN U MONSTER SIT DOEN#AND MARK#AND JENO AND JAEMIN#RENJUN AND JISUNG#CHENLE???#ENOUGHR#AIDBSUSBJS EXPECT ME TO FLOOD UR INBOX WHEN I LISTEN#i’m losing it#kayz!#nct dream#smoothie#haechan#mark lee#enha!asks
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every time travis was on screen i was just
like that's him! that's my favorite guy!! i said to myself his first second on screen "this dude could do literally anything and he will always be my favorite no. 1 meow meow" and that will never be changing i am in a travis chokehold for life
#and BOY DID THEY TEST MY RESOLVE RIGHT AWAY!#im so sorry burning child prince u just wanted to play with ur toy ;( i didn't think travis was actually gonna DO IT#he soooooooo deserves this big role i hope his brilliant brilliant brilliant BRILLIANT fucking acting gets recognized more#travis fimmel#dune prophecy#desmond hart#dune#dune prophecy spoilers
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gojo assistant to gojo househusband is EVERYTHING to me he’d be so good at it. packing up bentos before work, visiting u for a lunch break, visiting u for a shoulder and neck massage. hes just so cute. i bet that even when he gets to a househusband role he’d still do some assistant duties and he absolutely is against u getting another assistant bc he’s been that guy and he knows u are too easily fallen in love with. he’d probably only give up that role to someone that he trusts 100% and knows that won’t fall in love with you like yuuta and even then he probs gets a tiny bit irrationally jealous when yuuta knows a lot about your schedule and habits bc that’s HIS job but a lil smooch from u will have him too flustered to even remember what initially ticked him off
when he finally makes it out of the work husband territory, he’s already wildly insufferable as a boyfriend. but when he finally becomes your husband? all bets are off—if people thought satoru couldn’t be louder or prouder of you they were so, so very wrong. he was born for this.
sends you off with a bento and a kiss every single morning, and then calls you right before lunch time to remind you to actually take your lunch break and eat—and maybe because he wants compliments on the food he made you. when he can’t send you off with lunch, he has yuuta deliver it for you, or he drops it off himself, which is always a welcome surprise, not just for you, but everybody in the office. it’s nice that he’s remembered so fondly, and some days he does miss it, but he wouldn’t trade in being your husband for the world.
so true about yuuta being his replacement—satoru was very, very thorough in the vetting process of hiring your new secretary. he knows how easy it is to fall in love you, he knows what it’s like to be the work husband and he refuses to hire anybody else who might think even slightly like him. so, call it nepotism or call it favoritism, but yuuta is one of maybe three people satoru actually trusts with the job. turns out yuuta is best suited for it anyway, which brings satoru even more relief. on the days he really misses you, it makes him pout when you recount all the times yuuta saved your ass, but a kiss or two really is he needs to be brought back to reality.
he’s always calling or texting you with paint samples or fabric samples, and you’ve learned to not try and make sense of satoru’s interior design priorities. you really don’t think that the guest bathroom needs new wallpaper, but he does and if he wants to install it, who are you to stop him. so many days you come home from work and he’s like, “oh, babe, my mom called in a friend of a friend and turns out her husband can make us our own version of that vintage couch you saw in the museum display last week,” which is. absolutely insane because that’s easily a $25,000 couch, but he just waves you off about it and asks you what color you want it in—he’ll handle everything else.
#anonymous#oh work husband to househusband satoru my beloved....#give it a year or two of marriage and hes like soooooooo ive been thinking i do actually need someone to keep me company at home#and ur like satoru gojo what are u on about i will kill u right here with my own hands have toji hide the body#and have hiromi get me out of this scott free#and hes like whoah whoah whoah wait i meant a baby!!! AN INFANT!! NOT A MISTRESS oh god im gonna throw up that word alone made me sick babe#and so when u dont have a knife pointed at him ur like oh. wait... u want a baby??#and its then u realize that this isnt spontaneous for him u can see it in his eyes satoru has probably been thinking about this for years#and besides babymaking could be fun............#be prepared to look at about 238 types of wood for the crib tho#jujutsu kaisen x reader#satoru gojo x reader#lawyer au#satoru.ask
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will never forgive the bg3 community for making astarion the tumblr sexyman of this fandom when wyll exists WYLL IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!
#i tried to romance astarion in my new campaign but i still kinda hate him HES SO MEAN :(#my character is mean too but hes soooOOOOO MEAN i hate you astarion. kicks him#he vented to them about something and then mirlen tried to comfort him and he said STAY AWAY FROM ME#I DONT WANT YOUR PITY#like ok fuck you then you stupid baby#MY HUSBAND WYLL WOULD NEVER. THATS ALL IM SAYING!#the first scene of wyll training the cute little tiefling kid WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA you know aza was swooning (me too)#idk i just think you guys are so wrong for this one#im gonna romance wyll then shadowheart then halsin then gale then probably laezel and then astarion ur last buddy. punches him#also hes canonically 5'9 i deserve better
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#jobless whatshisface was in my dms but I’m not even special bc he was also in there with every Kerry; Perry; Stacy; Kacey#how are you so obsessed with me over something that’s not even a big deal it was 3 years ago let go mama 😭 you deserve peace!!!!!#see having an f1 drivers useless jobless weirdo mate hit you is not the flex you think it is ://#if you’re super lucky baby maybe he’ll call you cowgirl or something even less dignified#go post it on ur lil forum again!! this one is just for you!!!!!!!!#*kate is such a bitch she thinks just because [insert event I forgot happened] she’s better than everyone*#and what about it. lol!!!!#anyway genuinely hope you feel soooooooo seen bc this one is just for you !!!#+ pro tip raya is not like it used to be- anyone can get on there now you just have to be pretty so it’s not hard#maybe if you get it out of your system you’ll stop obsessing over me hehe
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Ive drawn every day this week 👌👌👌 please enjoy the unnecessary amount of Go On RPM content (I cannot be stopped)
#please also enjoy the inconstant level of writing/details on the jackets <3#engine sentai go onger#go onger#power rangers#rpm#maybe one day i'll write some drabbles to go along with these#but something about sharing written stuff feels a lot more daunting than sharing art soooooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#you know... for someone with a wolf zord dillon has real big smug cat energy#'lone wolf' my ass this boy is pushing shit off of benches and then walking away like it wasnt him#blue bus boys are back in town this time ft. ur boy speeeeedor#plus a lil baby doc k 😭#side note#suit colour = eye colour is one of my favourite lil toku art things#and while purple is a solid go to for black rangers (and works well for dillon)#i like the idea of gunpei's being orange for ya boy carrigator#sentai/pr has such little orange representation and it makes me so sad its literally my favourite colour#2023 art tag#go on rpm
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