#UNSERIOUS BEHAVIOR

[iluvbueckers]

NOW WHICH ONE OF YALL ?????

[buckgettingstruck]

There’s a no fly list?? Lmao

saw something about a buddie block list going around on twitter 😭

[thisliminalspacedaydreams]

After having eaten three plates of rice at the all-you-can-eat buffet, James looks into the mirror. He rubs a hand over his bloated stomach, fantasizing about all the things that could have been. "It should've been me..." he ruefully whispers as tears well up in his eyes. The placebo effect of pregnancy hormones perhaps?

"James, you're being ridiculous," comes Regulus' voice from behind. There's no point in consoling him, not when he's already imagining scouring the sale section for comfortable elastic-waist pants and crop tops that would fall just above the swell of his stomach. "I wish I was a seahorse."

Regulus groans. "Trust me, you don't want to be a seahorse."

"Says who?"

Regulus rolls his eyes. "Me, the actual pregnant one in this scenario."

James sighs. "I know. It's so upsetting."

"Please, don't make me regret my decision."

"But I have a strong back."

Regulus rears back. "Okay, rude."

"No, no", James interrupts, "not that you aren't, just..." he sighs. "I'd be such a dedicated dad."

Regulus eyes Remus, who rolls his eyes, mouthing this has been my life in the past few weeks. "Fine. Just--say what you need to say."

No sooner have the words escaped his mouth that James launches. "I'd be so great at adjsusting the, the, the--"

Regulus goes to his rescue. "Salinity of the pouch fluid?"

"Yeah," James says on a dreamy sigh. "I'd monitor it religiously, make sure it's just perfect. And the temperature! Don't get me started on the temperature."

Regulus raises an eyebrow. "You've really thought this through, huh?"

"I'd be the most attentive seahorse dad ever. The kids would be so well-cared for."

Remus, who had been observing the exchange with a blend of amusement and exasperation, finally interjects. "Prongs. You do realize we're talking about hypothetical seahorse children, right?"

James waves him off, undeterred. "Hypothetical now, but you never know the future, Moony. I could grow a pouch like Regulus over here."

Regulus rolls his eyes. "Alright, Potter. I'll give you this: you've got passion. But none of the attribute to actually make your dreams comes true."

"Minor details."

[deer-motif]

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is this a new copypasta or just a really bored anon? either way this is stupid as hell lol

[grecoromanyaoi]

people: see their government acting like their government like truly doinng the most typical in-character thing for their government to do

people: The Jews must be behind this. somehow. clearly.

[saintsigrid]

I got in trouble during the bar exam because we weren’t supposed to write anything before the official start of the test but I was drawing fanart of Camilla Hect so anyway never tell me I’m a fake fan

[bonescaps]

[stayuntilthefoglifts]

Shen Wei: telling Yunlan not to leave the city (because if he does, Shen Wei wouldn't be able to protect him)

Yunlan, not even five minutes later:

[atopvisenyashill]

Bro the ppl you stan are so at odds with the other, your level of starkcels are always alicent-sansa stans, which is a shame bc if they open their eyes they'll see the sansa-rhaenyra-catelyn parallels 😔🥀

Messing with my stats fr 😒 (no hate btw, I'm also a sansa-rhaenyra stan)

it GENUINELY causes me pain, and like i get it, the fandom beefs go crazyyyy and i blame both d&d and the shitty way we teach literature analysis in high school for it getting as bad as it has. one of my xwitter moots got into asoiaf thru hotd bc she saw “lesbian undertones & dragons” and got curious & she said the other day never has she been in a fandom as genuinely evil, she was NOT prepared & i would say that’s just xwitter but we’ve ALL seen crazy behavior on every platform & also i can fully acknowledge that i, like many others, have gotten pettier & more quickly annoyed over the years ajsjdj. but my GOD i really do choose the toughest battles for no goddamn reason 😭🤧.

it’s pretty much like a two way split in fandom the way i see it, and i’m speaking in just the most broad, wankified strokes imaginable but -

targnation aka tb/dany(/arya) people who will genuinely honest to god argue that nettles is valyrian & daemon’s daughter bc only valyrians can ride dragons & really disingenuously misunderstand every point you make about how few good options a lot of the people on tg had.

the starkcels, infamous for being staunch jonsa shippers and/or sansa qitn truthers/stans, & they are all hardcore tg-but-usually-specifically-alicent stans. these people never stop BITCHING and NITPICKING, with the worst of it very much directed at being disingenuous about rhaenyra & baela’s motivations, in a very *dakota johnson voice* ellen you know that’s not true, sort of way.

(there’s other radioactive flavors, we don’t need to get into the aegon ii/king jon-or-stannis types on reddit, for instance).

and the problem here is that i call that second group my home bc it is a break off from the Main Branch which is very hostile to jonsa & associated theories, and therefore a lot of the most intensely starkcel people (such as me 😁) congregate there

(which, bizarrely to me, the Main Branch consists of largely tg/dany stans IF they watch the show seriously, if they don’t watch the show well that’s just main branch & it takes a second longer rant to explain that one but all of these groups are very hostile to starkcels & tbf starkcels are incredibly hostile to them aksjd). i Do believe i get the worst of both worlds as i try to exist in multiple subfandoms, altho i’m sure people at other intersections in fandom will disagree (they’re wrong i have it worse).

and this is a fandom just WILDLY HOSTILE to comparisons. u even think the words “sansa & ned are a little similar” and u get tomatoes thrown at you and that’s just her FATHER. i saw a minor meltdown on two different websites bc someone called margaery “the little queen” when “well that’s DAENAERA’S TITLE” brother no character owns a phrase or archetypes, and george’s style is basically just writing the same 12 archetypes that he really enjoys and doing them slightly to the left each time and as someone who loves doing that (there’s so many things to say!!! so many ways it can go if you just tweak one thing!!!!!) this series is crack to me, but if u dare compare two characters that have a different group of stans, even if those characters dead ass have the exact same life on paper, they try to execute you in the town square. so we just ignore the sansa-rhaenyra and rhaenyra-catelyn parallelism even tho it’s very obvious to me, bc it is apparently an insult to george himself to compare two characters he wrote 🤧

anyways sansa-rhaenyra stans of the world unite, there are dozens of us. dozens i tell you!!!!

[dirty-trash-mongrel]

made this one night when i was sleep deprived, promptly forgot about it, found this thing again when i opened a tiermaker link i was sent without realizing i already paid it a visit

[iluvbueckers]

Kks influence on Paige 😭😭

[sydcarmyfan]

Others: Sharing is caring

Sydney:

Sydney really told a man with a whole girlfriend that she didn’t want to share his focus. Like, WTF? What’s crazier is that Carmy said that his focus shouldn’t be shared. Again, WTF?

[v8mpvrse]

me rn

[ms-march]

What do u mean Francesco Pazzi just met with the pope? How did that happen THIS weekend. In 2024.

[the-way-astray]

Strieefe has a solid range of fic at this point like a respectable ship. There’s alayda’s wattpad make out and then there’s Never Change which i’m actually kind of on the edge of my seat for the next part not gonna lie AND I DONT EVEN SHIP IT

*sigh* this is unfortunately true . . .

there’s four fanfics to release before the next chapter (sorry never change people): so here’s a teaser. consider this a crumb: max and fin (sorta????) are both in the latest chapter of never change

[delawaredetroit]

This feels like Horikoshi trying to rationalize why people like Kaminari but not Mineta through the characters' own dialogue. It's not entirely wrong. An intelligent pervert character definitely comes across as more malicious. But there's more to it than that. Being misogynistic or generally weird about women doesn't take up the majority of Kaminari's screen time, unlike Mineta. Also, Mineta being drawn as this small gremlin creature undermines the inherent violence of his harassing behavior against his female classmates (by making the behavior feel nonthreatening when it isn't), which makes it easier to pass off the behavior as a joke. And that is gross